I have an online dating relationship with the school grass next door

"Let's go."

The two of them stood at the door for a while, in a daze, and in the end it was Lin Xiaoyang who broke the ice first, and pulled the suitcase to press the elevator.

Duan Han stood on the spot and straightened the hem of his clothes, and followed.

"You don't take the box?" Lin Xiaoyang glanced at his empty hands.

Duan Han was taken aback for a moment, then realized that Lin Xiaoyang had just met him, and explained: "I'm a day student, why do I need a suitcase?"

Lin Xiaoyang: "..."

If I knew I didn't ask, it's so embarrassing.

The building at their house has been built for some years, and the performance of the elevator is not as good as every year. It slowly goes up, and it takes a long time to get to their floor.

Lin Xiaoyang pushed the suitcase in first, and Duan Han followed behind.The two stood at two corners of the elevator, the atmosphere was so awkward that there was nothing to say.

The elevator descended slowly, and the iron bars creaked and creaked when it was running.

"Has this elevator always been like this?" Duan Han looked up to the top, and the light bulb hanging on the top of the elevator was shaking, "It looks like it's about to fall."

"...Your words are really auspicious." Lin Xiaoyang didn't know how to answer, "Yes, maybe it will fall in the next second."

As if to match his words, the next second the elevator rumbled and shook violently.

Duan Han: "..."

Duan Han: "I'll return the original words. Your words are really auspicious."

The auspicious boy Lin Xiaoyang fell silent, for fear that if he said another word, both of them would die suddenly on the spot.

The location of their community is good, the nearest station is only 10 minutes away.The two of them stayed at the gate of the community for a while, Lin Xiaoyang was wearing earphones, Duan Han was shopping.

"A bottle of pulsation." Duan Han pointed to the shelf, turned around and asked Lin Xiaoyang politely: "Do you want a drink?"

Lin Xiaoyang was lowering his head to tune the music, his fingers slid across the two rock songs, and he clicked on a soothing soft music: "What?"

"I asked if you want a drink." Duan Han repeated.

"Oh, Coke, thank you." Lin Xiaoyang glanced at the shelf, "It's delicious."

It was seven yuan in total, and Duan Han paid for it first.He ran over to Lin Xiaoyang for the Coke, who caught it, unscrewed some of the bottle cap to vent the air, and took a sip.

Lin Xiaoyang was happy under the water.

I have to say that although Duan Han is annoying when he talks, he is not a thing, but he can do some human things occasionally.

Duan Han looked at him drinking Coke and getting drunk, and laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Lin Xiaoyang was puzzled.

"It's nothing." Duan Han glanced at Coke and then at him, "I want to remind you that Coke kills sperm."

Lin Xiaoyang: "?"

It's because he is too naive, he is a ghost about human affairs, he will die with Duan Han today.

With Duan Han, it is better to walk honestly.Lin Xiaoyang regretted his life and didn't want to be so angry that he died young.

The 10-minute journey is not long, especially for two tall and long-legged boys, and they arrived at the station in a short while.It was also at this time that Lin Xiaoyang remembered that he hadn't given Duan Han the money to buy drinks.

"Hey, give me your WeChat ID, and I'll transfer the money to you." He elbowed Duan Han's arm, and Duan Han was looking down at his phone, "Oh", "Are you flirting with me?"

Lin Xiaoyang: "...what?"

"Using the excuse of transferring change to find someone to ask for a WeChat ID, not to strike up a conversation." Duan Han dialed out the WeChat code, "But little brother, you are very good looking, I accept your strike up."

Lin Xiaoyang's pupils were shocked—this man, how the hell could this man be so shameless? ?

"I hit on you—"

"Hey, don't be so loud, please keep the ambiguous beauty." Duan Han cut off his words with a smile, "Sweep quickly, little brother, I'm waiting for you."

Lin Xiaoyang's face turned red.The voice he said just now was not too low, and there were already people around looking over in surprise, 12 points of embarrassment.

He was forced to swallow his anger, and had to take out his mobile phone to scan Duan Han's QR code and add him: "...you shut up."

"Okay." Duan Han took back his phone, "But why don't you just scan my payment code?"

Lin Xiaoyang paused.

Yes, why?

Damn, he seems to have forgotten this operation.

"It's terrible, won't you agree with me?" Duan Han leaned back against the station sign, smiling jokingly: "Are you really trying to strike up a conversation with me?"

"You have to show some face..."

Lin Xiaoyang's words were full of emotion and powerlessness, and before he finished speaking, a bus drove over from the other side.Fortunately for them, this one happened to be the 419 road.

There were so many people on this bus, Lin Xiaoyang was afraid that he would not be able to catch up, so he dragged his suitcase all the way and stood by the side of the road, poking his brains out, hoping to get up there first.Duan Han was squeezed by his suitcase at the edge of the crowd, and he had to wait for the next shift.

"Student Lin." Duan Han suddenly called Lin Xiaoyang.Lin Xiaoyang got goosebumps all over his arms when he called him "classmate", and his expression was no longer good: "What are you doing?"

"Student Xiaolin, do you really want to ride the same bus as me?"

Duan Han blinked his eyes, at first glance he looked coquettish: "It's not impossible..."

Lin Xiaoyang: "..."

Lin Xiaoyang: "Get lost! Who wants to sit in the same class as you?"

Duan Han's eyes were crooked with a smile: "Oh, why don't you wait for the next shift?"

Lin Xiaoyang waved his hands: "Yes!"

"Thank you."

Duan Han was also not polite, and after saying this, he directly squeezed in front of Lin Xiaoyang by taking advantage of his uncumbersome figure.When the bus drove over and opened the door, he turned his head and smiled at Lin Xiaoyang, and jumped into the bus.

Lin Xiaoyang was stunned.

and many more?

What is this development?

But before he could react, the bus closed the door and drove away, starting with ignition, leaving him with a mouth full of exhaust fumes.

Lin Xiaoyang: "..."

He's going to blow up.

Just after putting Lin Xiaoyang together, Duan Han's mood can be described as sunny.Although he didn't have any big grudges with Lin Xiaoyang, but seeing Lin Xiaoyang foolishly jumping into the pit he set up made people want to laugh inexplicably.

It's probably the same feeling that sand sculpture netizens felt when they saw huskies playing in the mud with one foot and one hole.

It's very funny, and it's funny.

Ahan: [Huskies are so cute. 】

Lamb: [?Why? 】

Ahan: [Yangyang, have you ever seen a husky playing in the mud? 】

Lamb: [? ? ? 】