I have an online dating relationship with the school grass next door

The three dawdled in the locker room for a while before going out. Luo Xufei rushed into the warm pool as soon as he got outside, while Lin Xiaoyang turned around to get two glasses of warm water.There are not many people in the hot spring hall at the moment, most of them are in the sauna room or the high-temperature pool, so Luo Xufei can go to the warm water pool to have fun alone.

The wild dog that came out of the cage looked like a poor child who hadn't been in a hot spring for 800 years.

Duan Han walked slowly behind, seeing Lin Xiaoyang turn his head to fetch water, he stopped and waited for him.

Lin Xiaoyang was holding two cups and looked back at Duan Hanli, and asked him: "What are you doing? Go in and soak."

"Isn't it waiting for you to come together?" Duan Han consciously took a cup from his hand, "Thank you."

"You're quite self-conscious." Lin Xiaoyang rolled his eyes, and they entered the warm pool together.Luo Xufei was right across from the two of them. At this moment, almost his whole body was buried in the pool, only the top of his head was exposed.

Lin Xiaoyang glanced at it, afraid that Luo Xufei would suffocate to death in it on New Year's Eve.

Duan Han also noticed Luo Xufei's wonderful movements: "Damn, what is Luo Xufei doing, did he finally decide to reflect on himself on the last day of this year?"

"It's okay, he just finally remembered that he is a lost mermaid from Atlantis." Lin Xiaoyang took a sip from his water glass, "Clownfish."

Duan Han: "..."

Duan Han: "Student Xiaolin, you are really his brother."

Lin Xiaoyang: "Absurd praise, absurd praise."

The two clinked glasses happily.On the opposite side, Luo Xufei just floated up and saw the two of them clinking glasses happily, and immediately felt a little excluded: "Brother, what are you doing? Why don't you fetch water for Duan Han?"

Is it true that the object is bigger than the sky? Is his younger brother unworthy?

"Pick it up yourself, what a gentleman." Lin Xiaoyang turned a blind eye to his younger brother's grievance, "It's over there, the water dispenser, and there is a water cup next to it, you should be more conscious."

Luo Xufei: "..."

Is this a matter of self-consciousness? This is a matter of brotherhood!

Luo Xufei wanted to struggle again, but Duan Han had already taken Lin Xiaoyang's attention away with the gossip from the previous three schools.Luo Xufei guessed that no matter how good he was, his cousin wouldn't talk to him anymore, so he could only help himself to fetch water.

It's going to rain, brother wants to fall in love, I can't control it, I can't control it.

And the gossip that Duan Han used to attract Lin Xiaoyang's attention was still about his humble little Luo, haha.

Luo Xufei felt very sad.

They chatted in the warm water pool for a while, when Lin Xiaoyang finished drinking the water and got up to fetch the water, Luo Xufei took this opportunity to sway to Duan Han's side to chat: "Hey, Duan Duan, you went too far today."

Duan Han glanced at him: "What's wrong with me?"

"Fuck, you still ask me? Did my brother say more than ten words to me today?" Luo Xufei said, "It's your scheming that has been seducing my brother, okay?"

"I'm chasing your brother." Duan Han corrected, "If I dare to seduce him, he will have to take my head off and hang it in front of the house."

"..." Luo Xufei opened his mouth, "Duan, you chase after him, it's bloody."

Duan Han: "It's just that I can't bear to cover my head with my wife."

Luo Xufei made a shocked voice: "Then where have you progressed?"

"Dear."

Just as Luo Xufei was about to say something, Duan Han was startled by his words before he could say anything.He raised his head and was about to express his shock at these words, but suddenly closed his mouth like a chicken with its neck stuck.

At this moment, Duan Han recalled the wonderful experience of stealing Lin Xiaoyang today, and didn't notice Luo Xufei's strange behavior: "Although it was quiet, Comrade Xiao Luo, let me tell you, people must have dreams , I believe that I can fly, as long as I work hard, I will get Xiaolin sooner or later, you believe me."

"It's not that I don't believe you," Luo Xufei stammered, "But Duan Duan, my brother is behind you."

"...Standing for a while."

Duan Han suddenly turned his head when he heard the words.

Lin Xiaoyang took a sip from his water glass and looked at him leisurely.Seeing Duan Han turn around, he raised his eyebrows.

"Go on." Lin Xiaoyang smiled, "I believe that I can fly."

Duan Han's tongue got stuck, and he didn't know what to say.

After holding back for a long time, he could only utter a terrified voice: "—fuck me."

Luo Xufei had already slipped away.

"Student Xiaolin." Duan Han crawled out of the pool, reaching out to grab Lin Xiaoyang.Lin Xiaoyang ignored him, turned around and walked towards the high temperature pool.Duan Han hurriedly followed: "You must listen to my explanation."

"There's no need to explain." Lin Xiaoyang quickened his pace, "Really."

It's over, Kobayashi is upset.Duan Han secretly complained, and could only bite the bullet and say: "I said that I fell down when I kissed you today, do you believe it?"

Lin Xiaoyang looked at him with silly eyes.

He felt that his IQ was deeply offended by Duan Han.

So in Duan Han's heart, is he just such a simple and ignorant person?

"You really don't need to explain to me," he said helplessly, stepping into the pool, "I know everything."

"Oh, you're—wait, what are you?"

Duan Han was shocked, and Luo Xufei, who followed Duan Han and came to listen to the corner, was also shocked, almost falling into the water.Lin Xiaoyang's expression was not too calm.He was a little embarrassed: "Fuck, I said I knew it all, I was awake all the time, I didn't fall asleep."

Duan Han felt that he might not understand people's words.

"Damn." He leaned back against the wall of the pool, "I thought you were asleep. Because if you were awake, you would definitely jump up and smash my dog's head off."

"You also know that you are a dog?" Lin Xiaoyang was not polite, "I'm so sorry, I don't like dogs, I like cats."

Duan Han: "..."

Duan Han: "Okay, it seems that Luo Xufei didn't lie to me. You two are really brothers."

"so what?"

Duan Han: "So... meow meow."

Lin Xiaoyang was really disgusted.

"Please be normal." He put the cup aside, "Be normal, can we stop talking about that?"

Duan Han laughed: "Okay, brother Yangyang."

"Be normal!"

This matter is considered to be a turning point. Luo Xufei next to him listened to the whole process, and suddenly felt that he didn't understand his cousin, and he didn't understand him as a good buddy.

Among other things, he didn't even understand why Lin Xiaoyang suddenly forgave Duan Han, and he didn't understand how Duan Han could get his brother's forgiveness by meowing like a meow. After careful analysis, he finally understood—he Brother, is it because Duan Han is going to get it?

He and Lin Xiaoyang had known each other for more than ten years, and it was the first time he saw that he could extinguish the fire so nonchalantly.

Luo Xufei thought about it, if this is the case, why doesn't he come to add firewood for his "brother and sister-in-law"?

Lin Xiaoyang was prone to thirst after entering the hot spring, so he drank another cup in such a short time, Duan Han recommended himself to add water to Lin Xiaoyang when he saw this.As soon as he left with the cup on his front foot, Luo Xufei came over on his back foot.

It's exactly the same as just arching to Duan Han's side.

"Brother, after careful consideration, I think there is something I must tell you." Xiao Luo said mysteriously, "About Duan Han, I think you definitely want to know."

"Why do I want to know about him?" Lin Xiaoyang pushed his cousin away, "Go away, go away."

"No brother," Luo Xufei struggled, "Really, I was so stupid when I heard that, and I sent you a lot of messages, don't you remember?"

Now Lin Xiaoyang remembered.

There was a time before Luo Xufei went crazy, and suddenly came to him and told him to support his love.At that time, Lin Xiaoyang didn't know what this fool was doing, but now he understood——Luo Xufei was talking about him and Duan Han.

It's really great, Ronaldinho.

Lin Xiaoyang asked: "What do you want to say?"

"That's right, I asked him why he liked you." Luo Xufei scratched the back of his head, "Damn, you don't know how good he was at that time, he said..."

"what did I say?"

Duan Han came back with water: "Here." He handed the cup to Lin Xiaoyang and blinked: "The customer service Duan is at your service, this is your water."

"Thank you." Lin Xiaoyang took it over and sold out his younger brother without hesitation: "Oh, Da Fei is talking to me about what you said before."

Duan Han immediately glared at Luo Xufei.

Damn, what kind of magic pig teammate is this.

He just used the excuse of going to pick up the water to calm down and think clearly. He felt that instead of muddling along with Lin Xiaoyang like before, it would be better to speak clearly.

In fact, they have dealt with many things vaguely, including that he is Ahan.

Duan Han actually didn't like this.He also didn't like letting others get involved too much in his affairs with Lin Xiaoyang.

"Student Xiaolin," Duan Han patted Lin Xiaoyang on the shoulder, "Do you want to take a sauna?"

"What?"

"Just stay with me." Duan Han said with a smile, "Quietly, maybe I can let you come back with a kiss."

Luo Xufei: "Fuck me."

Lin Xiaoyang: "Damn, get lost."

But even though Lin Xiaoyang called Duan Han to roll, he obeyed Duan Han and stood up.They left Luo Xufei to find an empty sauna room, Duan Han closed the door, and brought a new sign outside the door by the way.

It was very hot in the sauna room, Lin Xiaoyang felt that his embarrassment just now had been ignited, making his whole body hot.He bit the rim of the paper cup to signal Duan Han to continue.

"I don't know exactly what Luo Xufei was telling you just now, but I can probably guess it." Duan Han said, "That time he suddenly asked me if I liked you or not, and I was confused by the question, so I answered randomly."

Lin Xiaoyang felt that the plot sounded the same as those bloody TV series his mother watched.But when the pot of dog's blood was poured on him, he didn't resist as much as he imagined, and was a little interested.

"what did you say?"

"I forgot." Duan Han didn't change his face, "but I remember that I was serious about my random answers."

Lin Xiaoyang rolled his eyes: "It's too fake."

"Don't be like this, as I said, I like you very seriously." Duan Han smiled, "It's more serious than when you were doing physics competition questions."

"I am very serious about winning the award, okay?"

"Me too." Duan Han blinked innocently, "Haven't you figured it out yet? Xiao Lin, you are my trophy and victory."

The author has something to say: I really don't know how to write Sao.

In the past two days, I finally understand how dogs feel, and I really want to go out for a walk.