I have an online dating relationship with the school grass next door

"Are you back?"

Lin Xiaoyang opened the door and entered the room. Ms. Ke, who was watching TV, heard the sound and glanced at the entrance: "It's a bit late today, are you detained?"

"Mom, I haven't been detained since junior high." Lin Xiaoyang kicked off his shoes and casually threw his schoolbag beside the sofa.Ms. Ke was dissatisfied with his big movement, and kicked the schoolbag down with her foot.

As a son, Lin Xiaoyang couldn't control his mother's mental age, and the fact that "that grandson is my neighbor" really had a big impact on him, Lin Xiaoyang is not in the mood to fight with his mother now.

Ms. Ke noticed that her son was not in the right state, so she pressed pause: "Why is it so awkward? What happened?"

"No." Lin Xiaoyang said, "Hey, Mom, when did we move into a new household next door?"

Ms. Ke: "Oh, last week. Why are you asking this? Someone you know?"

"No, I'll just ask." Lin Xiaoyang rolled around with a cloth pillow in his arms, then stood up and ran to the kitchen: "Is lunch in the kitchen? I'll heat it up myself."

Ms. Ke replied "Go quickly" and turned on the TV series again.

Because of the special time after school in the second year of high school, every time Lin Xiaoyang got home, he went to the kitchen to heat up the leftovers by himself.

Ms. Ke's cooking skills are average, but she is friendlier than the school cafeteria in terms of seasoning.Lin Xiaoyang eats too much canteen, eats his mother's meal once a week, and still thinks it's delicious.

Today Ms. Ke made Coca-Cola Chicken Wings, which tasted good but looked very ugly—there were a few dark chicken wings lying in the middle of the plate.Lin Xiaoyang felt that being able to make rice like this was a goddamn miracle.

He took out his mobile phone and took two photos, and sent them to Ahan: [Look, Yangyang's delicious meal. 】

Ahan replied quickly: [?What is this, so scary, the last lunch is still a Hongmen Banquet? 】

Lin Xiaoyang bit his chopsticks and laughed: [It's chicken wings, made by my mother, the taste is invincible [thumbs]]

Ahan: [I can see that the level of Auntie's dish is so superb that it doesn't show mountains or dews. 】

A-Han: [I think that if Quanxia knew that he could get a tan for free after his death, he would be so happy that he would unmask his coffin and die again. 】

... Ahan is really good at talking about a man, his small mouth is smeared with honey and his tongue is poisoned, but every sentence is really interesting.

It was inconvenient for Lin Xiaoyang to laugh out loud, so he could only shake his shoulders and laugh like a fool.

Ms. Ke looked away from the TV and glanced at her son: "What are you laughing at?"

"I just think that this chicken wing, that chicken, died a bit unjustly." Lin Xiaoyang picked up a black chicken wing and bit it, "It's a miserable chicken that can't die with peace and a happy ending."

"Never mind. Don't fall in love with me, do you hear me?"

Lin Xiaoyang: "Ms. Ke, how can you suspect that your son is dating Mr. Lin behind your back?"

"Instinct, don't try to deceive me." Ms. Ke snorted softly, "Let me tell you, puppy love and online dating are the most unreliable, especially online dating, you don't even know who is opposite you. I’m still watching WeChat feeds today, there’s a local dog who can cheat young people by typing.”

Lin Xiaoyang: "..."

It is agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a master. Is this dog brother breaking the law?

Send it to college, don't delay the dog.

No, where is this shit, at least this is a prodigal son, a pioneer of sea dogs.Simply invincible.

In the afternoon, when Lao Lin came home from get off work, he greeted his son and went straight into the kitchen.According to Ms. Ke's words, Lao Lin has discovered a new dish, and he must let Lin Xiaoyang, his own son, try it out.

Lin Xiaoyang's face turned numb immediately.

The last time Lao Lin had a new dish, he served him a stewed bitter gourd with cold salad and stir-fried bitter gourd, the color was so green that it shone.Lin Xiaoyang took a bite and almost gave up his life.

Until now when he thinks about it, there is a bitter taste in his mouth.

Lin Xiaoyang walked to the door of the kitchen and tried to struggle: "Dad..."

"Son, don't worry. I asked my colleagues in the company this time. Sweet and sour yam is absolutely delicious."

With a smile on his face, Lao Lin didn't give his son face or a chance to speak, and closed the door with his hands raised.

Lin Xiaoyang: "..." Oh my god.

Now that things have come to an end, he can't insist on suppressing his father's interest anymore, so he can only hold back his breath and go back to his room to nest, turn on the computer and play games.

While waiting for the computer to turn on, he sent a message to Ahan.

Yangzi: 【Wish me an early ascension to bliss. 】

Ahan: [Chicken wings are poisonous? 】

Yang Zi: [My dad is poisonous. 】

He briefly talked about Lao Lin's cooking, emphasizing the bitter gourd chowder and the sweet and sour yam that will be on the scene today.

It took a while for Ahan to reply: [You must have great merits to grow to such a size. 】

Lamb: […]

Cried.

He has successfully lived for 18 years, Lin Xiaoyang doesn't know if he has great merit or not.All he knew was that when he played the game, it was as if he had committed some evil in his previous life, kneeling one after another, and it was all up to him to lead the whole team.

Such a game has no sense of experience at all. Lin Xiaoyang finally struggled to the death, and gained nothing except for a lower rank score.

He took a look around the group of classmates. At this point, most of them are still sinking in cram schools, a few are training for art exams, and the rest either don't play games or are being educated by their families. None of them are free.

He went to look for Ahan, but he didn't expect that even Ahan didn't have time.Lin Xiaoyang, who was declined, completely lost interest in playing games, so he found a few sand sculpture videos of huskies to heal his soul.

Huskies are really stupid, and the happiness you get after watching it is also really happy.

At dinner in the evening, Lao Lin brought out his masterpiece. A plate of brown yam cubes was neatly stacked on the plate. Compared with the green and oily bitter gourd last time, at least it has made great progress in appearance.

Surprisingly, the taste of this dish is not bad.

"Really? I asked a few female colleagues in our department, and it's definitely better than last time." Old Lin complacently said, "How is it?"

"Qiang, this is the most potato-like yam I've ever eaten." Lin Xiaoyang picked up a chopstick for Ms. Ke, "Really, it's very good."

Lao Lin: "It's fine. How is this week? Did you have a good rest at school? You're going to run with me tomorrow morning, so we agreed."

In middle age, Lao Lin lost his hair and gained a lot of flesh. In order to prevent a mid-life crisis with his wife, he decided to exercise hard to lose weight, get rid of his beer belly and become handsome Takeshi Kaneshiro.

In order to achieve this goal, whenever Lin Xiaoyang was at home, he would take Lin Xiaoyang out for a morning jog, which was called "mutual supervision".

"Let's go, run, run, run."

Lin Xiaoyang took two mouthfuls of rice.

This is not a multiple-choice question at all. Doesn't he understand his own father? Lao Lin will never give him a chance to refuse.

Hey, what else can I do, it's not just pampering him.

Lin Xiaoyang, who only wanted to spoil the older boy Lao Lin, tasted the bitter fruit of his decision early the next morning.

He and Duan Han, who came out from the next door in sportswear and running shoes, looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and they were exactly the same.

"Morning run?" In the end, Duan Han was the first to break the ice.

"...En." Lin Xiaoyang responded, and took a step to the side.Old Lin Jin pulled his sneakers and squeezed out the door. Seeing that his son was in a daze with the boy next door, he was also stunned for a moment: "Your classmate?"

"No." Lin Xiaoyang quickly denied, "He's in the third class."

"Oh, that's a friend." Lao Lin concluded the relationship between the two in a few words, and looked at Duan Han cheerfully: "Little classmate, do you want to exercise?"

Duan Han: "Yes."

Lin Xiaoyang almost wanted to scratch the wall.

So what are you doing honestly, bro!Saying "no" will not lose your appearance, two pieces of meat, and three, you will not lose your mind. After saying hello, hello, hello, everyone, why don't you say it?

He can assure you that Lao Lin is about to start showing off.

Sure enough, Lao Lin slapped his hands and said, "Coincidentally, Yang Yang and I are also going to exercise, together?"

Lin Xiaoyang: "..."

Duan Han: "..."

Duan Han: "Isn't this inconvenient?"

"What's inconvenient?" Lao Lin slapped his son on the back, forcing Lin Xiaoyang to take two steps forward: "This kid and you even know each other's school, and you still say you don't know each other? Since we know each other, What's the inconvenience?"

It seems to be the same.

……

No, wait, isn't that what you said? ?

The final ending was obvious, both arms couldn't hold back the thighs, Duan Han couldn't stand Lao Lin's warm invitation to continue bombing all the way from the elevator to the downstairs, and finally nodded and agreed to run with the Lin family and his son.

Originally, when running, Lin Xiaoyang always liked to chat with Lao Lin about something, ranging from social news to geography and humanities, and occasionally talking about academic performance.But today there was one more person, Lin Xiaoyang didn't know what to say, and silently jogged behind Lao Lin.

Their route was to run around the community, and the sidewalk in this section was a bit narrow due to the newly opened bicycle lanes, so the three of them gradually ran into a situation where Lao Lin was in front and the two children were side by side.

Getting closer to Duan Han, Lin Xiaoyang complained in a low voice: "You don't have to agree."

"Don't blame me." Duan Han took a breath, "It's my uncle who insists on bringing me along, not me."

"You don't have to agree." Lin Xiaoyang insisted.

"Impolite." Duan Han said, "Anyway, just run for a while. No, buddy, do you have such a big opinion on me? Running together can make you soar in the daytime?"

Lin Xiaoyang: "..."

"No, at most it suffocates me a little." He sighed, "For the sake of the fact that we both participated in the same race, let me remind you that my dad can't just run. Believe it or not, I'll tell you later You can still get some breakfast."

Duan Han: "...Uncle is so enthusiastic."

Lin Xiaoyang smiled wryly at him, without saying anything.

His words became a prophecy.

The three of them ran around the neighborhood three times before stopping to do relaxation exercises.Lin Xiaoyang stepped on the flower bed while pressing his legs, and while pressing, he looked at the dog eating flowers next to him.

Lao Lin sat on the bench and beat his legs, he beat and beat, he suddenly called Lin Xiaoyang a few times: "Boy, go eat some wontons later, can it work?"

"Oh, that's fine." Lin Xiaoyang agreed without picking breakfast.

"Okay, then let's go to the one at the door, it's delicious." Lao Lin made a decision, and then turned to Duan Han's direction with a smile: "Little classmate, are you together? Meeting is fate, uncle invites you."

Duan Han was visibly stunned, turned his head and glanced at Lin Xiaoyang, but said nothing.

"Don't be shy! It's all from neighbors, and uncle paid for it, ah!" Lao Lin was still sending out invitations, "Cub, please persuade your friend."

Lin Xiaoyang: "...ah."

Can I advise him not to come?

Duan Han: "..."

It turned out that it was so enthusiastic...