I have an online dating relationship with the school grass next door

Seeing Ahan's reply of "Yes", Lin Xiaoyang blinked his eyes and looked at it for a long time before finally confirming that he was not dazzled or seeing anything wrong, Ahan agreed to Mianji.

Fuck me.

Lin Xiaoyang sat blankly on the bed, digested it for a while, and finally digested the good news.The roommates at the bottom were quite puzzled seeing his stupid look, "Brother Yang, what are you doing, come down."

"No hurry," Lin Xiaoyang, who had just digested it, now only cared about being silly, "Don't worry, let me be happy again, haha."

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The roommates all had question marks on their heads, showing puzzled expressions.

What's going on, why Brother Yang has a weird style of painting today.

Lin Xiaoyang, who had finished laughing on the bed, climbed the iron ladder and got out of bed to wash, packed his schoolbag and went out, and met He Jun in the next room for breakfast.

"Brother Yang, what are you happy about?" He Jun was as confused as Lin Xiaoyang's roommates, "Is there anything good?"

"some."

Lin Xiaoyang smiled and said, "It's a great thing."

He was glad that Ahan was willing to recognize his existence as a writing online dating object and read it as a friend. Lin Xiaoyang was not stupid. He had figured it out since he wanted to chat with Ahan. There is always a line between friends and lovers. The relationship with A-Han is at best considered to be spreading the wings of the Dapeng next to the line, and occasionally goes a little beyond, but it has never really met the standard.

Although he had made an appointment before to live a three-dimensional life that did not involve each other, but if he really didn't want to see each other, Lin Xiaoyang had to think about whether all the good things he had done to others over the past two years were in vain.

But for now, it doesn't appear to be.

Lin Xiaoyang's good mood lasted all afternoon.How happy he is, almost everyone can see.In the biology class, Xiao Lin, who used to be distracted, listened to a class seriously, and Sun Lei couldn't touch his hair with his eyes shining.

No, I just can't figure it out.

Student Xiaolin is having a good time, but student Xiaoduan from No. [-] Middle School here is not so happy.First, the rumors flying around seriously affected his daily life, and the student union also suspended all his duties. It was said that it was suspended, but in fact it was revoked from his position.

Luo Xufei and a few of his buddies were yelling that it was unfair, but Duan Han was the only one who was calm. Apart from throwing all the materials that will be used next week into the shredder and deleting the backup, he hardly did anything emotional. thing.

After all, no one is face-to-face, and the student union has its difficulties, but he, Duan Han, is not the mother of several principal teachers in the student union, so there is no need to tolerate it unconditionally and accept it silently.

Besides, he will transfer schools soon, who is afraid of whom.

Regarding the school he was going to transfer to next, Mama Duan said that she had already decided for him, and told him not to worry, but to study with peace of mind.

Duan Han was very assured of his mother's level of work, so he didn't care about it, but put more attention on Li Qiao and Li Jiao.

We are leaving, how can we not give these two lovely babies a little gift?

Duan Han didn't say a word, and sent a series of chat records that had been treasured for a long time in the mobile phone album to the school post bar.In order to prevent the post from being deleted, he additionally contacted the universal wall on campus.One of the behind-the-scenes managers of the Universal Wall is his school girl who has a good relationship with the student union, and she smiled and said that she could hang him on the top for three days.

For a while, the whole school almost became a melon field.

After Li Qiao entered the physics competition group, he began to feel flustered. His mentality got higher and higher, and his grades got worse and worse. In the end, he failed the daily exam three times in a row.Duan Han is the student leader of the competition group. He reported to the teacher several times, saying that Li Qiao would be removed according to the rules, but was stopped by the teacher.

He has been puzzled by this until the fourth report, the teacher pointed out very cryptically that Li Qiao will not have to be in charge of Duan Han in the future.

Only now did Duan Han come back to his senses, and realized that Li Qiao had used tricks.It can be considered unintentional. Later, when he was discussing the layoffs of the student union with Lao Sun, Lao Sun inadvertently said, Li Qiao?Isn't that a money student who likes to give teachers money.

Lao Sun's words were unintentional. After he finished speaking, he realized that something was wrong and hurriedly clicked to withdraw, but Duan Han had already taken a screenshot of the picture before him.

There are many other records like this, including Li Qiao harassing girls, taking money to force points, chasing after a girl in the same grade, and going with a few gangster buddies to get rid of her boyfriend and so on.

In addition, there is a full record of Li Jiao's harassment of him.

In fact, Li Jiao's level is much lighter than that of Zhou Yuan back then.But Li Jiao has some spare money in her family, and has an older brother who no one dares to mess with at school. When she talks to Duan Han, she will inevitably retain a little arrogance. It looks like "you are lucky if you fall in love with me".

But if it’s just that, it’s okay. What makes the girls in the grade most angry is that Li Jiao’s ability to make up nonsense is so “speakable”. At Duan Han’s place, he arranged the girls who were a little better in the grade one by one. Words and deeds are light Pretentiously double-faced and three-handed, the sea king's scum girl messes around. Anyway, there is no good girl in the whole grade, except her, Li Jiao.

If it's just chasing Duan Han a little bit harder, it's not a bad point; but Li Jiao's chasing is fine, and she slanders others while chasing, which makes the girls in the grade feel calm.

What's more, even the few who had the best relationship with her were scolded by her, which was the hardest hit.

The person who was still discussing the leading isolated girl in Duan Han Junior High School immediately changed the subject and started discussing the two brothers and sisters of the Li family.

"Duan Han is too damn miserable," said a girl, "If I were a man, I'd rather take someone to isolate Li Jiao and punish me than to wrong myself, what an orphan thing."

On this basis, Duan Han mercilessly added another handful of firewood to the pot.

He played the recording of his phone call with Li Jiao.

He only played the recording when he felt that the purpose of Li Jiao's call was unclear, so he missed the first two sentences.But this does not affect the people who eat melons to listen to the remaining recordings to judge and analyze the state and emotions of the two protagonists.

In the words of Duan Han once greeting Li Qiao, thick-skinned is not the reason for you to be shameless everywhere.

Although Duan Han himself failed to refute the rumors, he was able to repay the body in the same way. Li Qiao was removed from the competition group, and Li Jiao's reputation was completely ruined. After thinking about it, Duan Han barely paid back the money they sent him Great gift.

Duan Han finally started to worry about his relationship with Lin Xiaoyang after dealing with the garbage crawled out of the two buckets.

Regarding his anxiety, Luo Xufei expressed his incomprehension: "What the hell are you pretending to be, can't you just go straight to him? My brother can't beat you."

Dare to say, you traitor.

Knowing that Luo Xufei had exposed him, Duan Han sneered, stretched out his long legs and kicked Luo Xufei's chair fiercely, knocking classmate Luo to the ground.

"Haha, I laughed." Duan Han rolled his eyes, "Why don't you go to see him for me?"

"Fuck, don't don't don't don't," Luo Xufei was sitting on the ground and was about to scold someone, when he heard Duan Han's crazy thoughts, he almost jumped up in fright: "Duan, think about it, if you go, you will lose half your life at most." , If I go, fuck it, family ethics drama!"

What you lost was love, what I lost was my life! !

"Countless," Duan Han snorted, his expression narrowed, imitating the example, "What are you doing, can't you just go straight up with a man?"

Luo Xufei: "No, I'm just a weak, pitiful and helpless little boy."

Duan Han almost vomited.

But no matter how much Duan Han resisted in private and how much dissatisfaction he had with Luo Xufei, the matter of Mian Ji was a foregone conclusion.Now Lin Xiaoyang only came to ask him, what if he asked other third middle school students, wouldn't he die even worse?

This is a dead end, it can't be done.

Duan Han sighed and persuaded himself to open up a bit.Since early death and late death are all one death, instead of dying in a sloppy school uniform, it is better to change into better clothes and have a grand funeral.

Luo Xufei was really shocked by his Buddhist thoughts.

"So," he struggled to follow Duan Han's brain circuit, "You want to dress cooler, maybe my brother will be reluctant to beat you when he sees your handsome face?"

"Not really," Duan Han said, "It's just that the death may not be so miserable."

"..."

Luo Xufei wanted to persuade Duan Han to leave.

Of course, it’s impossible not to go, but you must go. Duan Hansheng is a day student. After returning home that day, he turned on the video and picked out trendy clothes with Luo Xufei, trying to dress up like a dog. Beautiful and bright, walking in a beautiful way.

"I feel like I'm choosing a wedding dress for my daughter." Luo Xufei sighed, "Duan Duan, you can marry at ease."

"Get out." Duan Han cursed, looked in front of the mirror, thought it was okay, turned around and pulled a school uniform sweater over the clothes, and then put a pair of school pants on the jeans.

Luo Xufei was shocked by his operation: "What are you doing?"

"I'm a fucking member of the student union. On the day students from other schools come, I have to pick up the guests at the door with my grandson. The requirement is to wear a full school uniform." Duan Han put on his pants to see the effect, and then put on the school uniform jacket.I have to lose weight to others, so I don't look too bloated, but I'm a little fatter than usual.

"Aren't you suspended from your duties?"

"That's right, suspending is not canceling." Duan Han felt that it was almost done, and began to take off one by one: "I am still the chairman of the student union, you know what I mean."

"That's why the old grandson wants to squeeze out your remaining value." Luo Xufei understood, "No, then we've been thinking about it for so long, it's useless if you look good."

"Oh my God, you are indeed your brother's younger brother." Duan Han smiled, "After the exam that Xiao Lin and I agreed to meet is over, can I just run and take off my clothes?"

Wow, it's so reasonable, so logical, so logical, it's such a perfect plan that people can't refute at all.

Luo Xufei wanted to applaud Duan Han.

However, although Duan Han said it very easily, and he was very confident, Luo Xufei just felt that it was a little precarious.

Really hanging.

On the third day after Christmas, the qualifying exam came as scheduled.

Although it is called a "small college entrance examination", in fact, the difficulty of the passing examination is closer to relying on common sense rather than knowledge, which is too simple for Duan Han.But Lin Xiaoyang did well in the other five subjects, and with the help of Duan Han, Biology also made a lot of progress, passing the exam was no problem.

During the last exam, the two of them stared at the electronic time above the blackboard in different exams, one was anxious and the other was looking forward to it.

After waiting for the last half hour, Duan Han handed in the paper ahead of time, and then quickly ran to the base.He and Lin Xiaoyang made an appointment in an alley at the back gate of the school. First, it was quiet, and second, it was easy to go.As long as you cross a broken low wall, you can jump directly into the alley.

In order to delay Lin Xiaoyang, Duan Han deliberately didn't tell Lin Xiaoyang the clear route, and gave himself time to change clothes and prepare.

But he obviously underestimated Lin Xiaoyang's circle of friends.

It's not that he only knew someone from No.[-] Middle School, even if Duan Han warned Luo Xufei not to tell, he couldn't control others from telling Lin Xiaoyang.

Duan Han took off his coat and school uniform sweater as quickly as possible, revealing the long-sleeved sweater with half an elbow missing inside.With difficulty, he tore off the school uniform sweater and the clothes inside, and then quickly started to deal with the bottoms.

So when Lin Xiaoyang rushed to the alley, this was what he saw.

In the gloomy sky and dim light, a person turned his back to him and took off his pants.

The scene was so explosive that Lin Xiaoyang couldn't hold back his curse words.

Hearing this, the brother who took off his trousers turned his head in panic.

The two looked at each other.

A thousand years at a glance.

The author has something to say: Damn, I finally fell off the horse (paralyzed)

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