I have an online dating relationship with the school grass next door

Maybe it's because they are tired of going to school, the two boys can sleep one by one, and Lao Lin can't get out of bed because of the extra night shift, so Ms. Ke ate breakfast alone, and the three men in the family haven't woken up yet.

After thinking about it, she decided to deal with her son and the young man next door first, and then deal with her husband who was more adept at messing around.

"Yangyang, Xiao Duan," Lin Xiaoyang didn't have the habit of locking the door at night, Ms. Ke easily turned the doorknob and poked her head in: "Wake up and eat something... huh?"

Ms. Ke, who thought she had given birth to Lin Xiaoyang for sixteen years and knew him well enough, felt confused about her son for the first time.

She was a little suspicious that she and her best friend chatted so happily last night that she didn't notice that the children had a fight in the bedroom.

This is not to blame Ms. Ke for thinking too much.

At this moment, Duan Han was lying sideways on the floor, his eyes closed, his body shivering.And Lin Xiaoyang was lying on his side on the bed, facing Duan Han's direction, with a roll of quilt in his arms that obviously did not belong to him.

Duan Han's pillow fell to Lin Xiaoyang's feet, reduced to a miserable floor mat.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like Lin Xiaoyang violently beat Duan Han in the middle of the night and then took away the latter's quilt and pillow, looking like a devil.

The devil Lin Xiaoyang is so innocent.

When he was kicked out of bed for the second time last night, Duan Han thought that there was a high probability that he would catch a cold the next day.As expected, at the breakfast table, Duan Han announced the fact with eight consecutive sneezes——

He had a glorious cold.

Lin Xiaoyang, who had been nagged by his mother since early in the morning, saying that he bullied Duan Han, was in a daze until Ms. Ke asked Duan Han how he was doing with worried eyes and turned her head to stare at him. It turned out that things were a bit difficult.

"Why do you catch a cold?" He put down his chopsticks, "I obviously made the bed thick enough for you."

No, I shamelessly climbed into bed.

Duan Han was silent for a while, then replied: "Maybe I sent you the quilt in the middle of the night."

The bedding is sent thousands of miles away, the gift is light and the affection is heavy.

"It's bad. Both Yang Yang and his father have rough skin and thick flesh and don't often catch colds. I don't know if there is any medicine at home." At this moment, Ms. Ke remembered the meager medicine reserves at home, and opened her mouth to arrange for Lin Xiaoyang: " Quick, the culprit is going to buy medicine."

"Ah?" Lin Xiaoyang was stunned.

"How about it?" Ms. Ke knocked on her son's forehead unceremoniously, "Whoever makes others catch a cold is responsible, hurry up, go together in a short period, and explain the symptoms clearly."

Duan Han was also stunned: "Ah."

Speaking from his conscience, he himself didn't know what symptoms he had other than sneezing.

With a few words, she got the two boys out of the door. Duan Han and Lin Xiaoyang looked at each other in blank dismay at the door, and in the end they could only get on the elevator and go downstairs together.

Lin Xiaoyang didn't have any cash on him, and he didn't have any money left on his phone. He planned to ask someone to borrow some urgently when he got off the elevator, and then ask Ms. Ke for reimbursement when he went back.Duan Han next to him stood leaning against the handrail of the elevator, looking a little weak.

"Duan Han, I want to ask you something." After Lin Xiaoyang finished his calculations, he began to think about the real reason for Duan Han's cold.He knows that he sleeps differently at night, but he won't be sleepwalking?

How badly did he sleep, that he could drag the quilt off Duan Han's body and sleep in his arms all night?

Duan Han: "You ask."

Lin Xiaoyang: "Be honest, what's the matter with your cold? Don't push the blame on me. I'm not the kind of person who picks up other people's quilts in the middle of the night."

"...All right, don't push the blame." Duan Han raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "I surrender, I crawled into your bed last night."

Lin Xiaoyang: "...and then?"

"And then you kicked me off."

"This is the end?"

"No, I climbed again."

If it weren't for being in the elevator, Duan Han would have disappeared.

After doing it for a long time, it turned out that Lin Xiaoyang thought he was the suspect, but it turned out that the "victim" standing next to him was the one who hid the most.

He wanted to ask Duan Han to pay for the medicine himself, but the words rolled on his tongue, but he still didn't say it.

Forget it, he was the one who kicked people out of bed and snatched people's pillows. It's undeniable that he was the one, so this little money should be considered as a charity donation, just to make him feel better.

Lin Xiaoyang's aggrieved look was a bit funny, Duan Han wanted to laugh at first, but he sneezed so hard that his head almost flew out.

Duan Han: "..." Oh, I can't laugh.

The community they live in has a well-equipped infrastructure, and there is a 24-hour pharmacy in the community, which is 5 minutes away from their building.

Most of the residents walking on the road at this point came out to exercise or walk cats and dogs. The two strolled to the pharmacy and saw huskies scolding and corgis fighting along the way. The visual enjoyment was particularly rich.

When we arrived at the pharmacy, the 50 yuan borrowed by Lin Xiaoyang and He Jun happened to arrive in the account.Duan Han roughly described his situation to the doctor, and the pharmacy owner took a box of granules and a box of pills from the shelf next to him and put them on the counter without even looking up.

Duan Han picked it up and looked at it: "How many times a day?"

"Read the instructions yourself." The boss still didn't lift his eyes, and pushed the payment code to Duan Han: "Scan the code to pay, remember to show me the record."

"..."

It's pretty casual.

Duan Han twitched the corner of his mouth, took a step to the side, and pulled Lin Xiaoyang over: "Quick, pay."

Lin Xiaoyang: "..."

With this attitude and feelings, he is just a tool for paying, isn't he?

Lin Xiaoyang only borrowed 50 yuan, 44 of which were spent on these two boxes of medicine.On the way back, he wanted to buy an extra bottle of drink, but Duan Han saw through his intention, so Lin Xiaoyang had to buy an extra Coke for Duan Han.

"Didn't you say that Coke kills sperm? Then what else do you drink?" Lin Xiaoyang still remembered that Duan Han deliberately choked him before, and couldn't help choking him with these words.

Duan Han glanced at him strangely, and smiled: "Isn't he smart enough?"

Lin Xiaoyang: "Huh?"

He blinked his eyes, and when Duan Han's words slowly rolled around in his brain circuit, they were almost walking downstairs, and Lin Xiaoyang suddenly responded to what Duan Han was saying.

"Damn it," Lin Xiaoyang's eyes widened, "I was joking with you, but you turned out to be flirty?"

Duan Han: "..."

Duan Han: "?"

Duan Han's illness was not particularly serious, and the two of them still went to school together in the afternoon.The first thing Lin Xiaoyang did when he arrived at school was to pay He Jun back the money.

He Jun asked him: "Brother Yang, why did you suddenly think of asking me to borrow money?"

Lin Xiaoyang: "Buy medicine."

"Huh? Are you sick? You look healthy..."

"Buying medicine for my neighbor next door and kicking him out of bed last night."

Lin Xiaoyang didn't feel that there was anything wrong with what he said, so he took out his mobile phone and sent Ahan a message.He Jun next to him was about to turn pale from shock.

Fuck, is this sentence too informative? ? ?

So the focus of the matter should be why Brother Yang's neighbor appeared on his bed?Why does Brother Yang seem so natural?

He Jun wanted to speak but stopped talking and wanted again, almost suffocating.

Lin Xiaoyang, who didn't understand his buddy's inner activities, was still sending messages, but not to Ahan.Ahan didn't reply yet, he thought for a while, and still greeted Duan Han.

Yangzai: [Yesterday, the scumbag from the neighbor's house came to live at my house, he stayed as long as he wanted, and even came to sleep on my bed in the middle of the night! !Fortunately, Ben Yang kicked him down without hesitation... Pooh, what the hell. 】

Yangzi: [I wish the illness can be overcome as soon as possible, vomit. 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [Is the cold better? 】

As soon as Duan Han arrived at the school, the students sent by Lao Sun called him to print out the certificate, and put his mobile phone in the classroom drawer. He didn't flip through the chat records until he returned from work.

Both Yangzai and Lin Xiaoyang sent him messages. Duan Han didn't know when Lin Xiaoyang removed himself from the blacklist, so he wanted to get rid of this little bastard and go find his cute little partner.

Duan Han: [It's not good, how can it get better so quickly.Kobayashi, you overestimate my physical fitness. 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [Oh, then I wish you a speedy recovery. 】

Duan Han: [Thank you. 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [No thanks, this is the paternity that father deserves. 】

Duan Han: […]

What's the matter with classmate Xiaolin, he is eloquent when he arrives at school.Duan Han smiled, replied with an ellipsis, and then cut to the chat box with Yangzi to find his little partner.

This was simply the worst decision Duan Han ever made.

He was stunned.

Using the word "shock" can no longer describe his mood at this time. To put it bluntly, at least it's shocking to open the door for shock, shocking home.

To put it more vividly, it would be the melting of rocks, turning a deer into a horse, opening a par in the sky, and setting off an electrocardiogram like fireworks, shocking the whole fucking family.

All those weird coincidences flooded into his mind, the same chocolate board, motion sickness, and physics tutoring, all became powerful arguments to verify this wonderful fact.

He thought that the world was different from me, but he didn't expect that everything was a coincidence but not a coincidence. There is only one Duan Han in the world, just like there is only one sheep boy and one Lin Xiaoyang.

Oh, Lin Xiaoyang and Yangzai are the same person.

Duan Han was flustered, relaxed, and confused.

Thousands of words gathered in my heart and slowly merged into one sentence——

Fuck me.

Luo Xufei happened to turn around and asked him to borrow homework. That's why he was lucky enough to watch "Changing Face" performed by Duan Han.

Duan Han's face turned from white to red and back to white, all within a minute.

"What's wrong with you, Duan?" Luo Xufei asked, "It's like the last time you died again."

"what."

Duan Han slowly hung up the phone: "My heart is dying."

It wasn't that he was perfunctory to Luo Xufei, it's just that the thinking system in Duan Han's mind was completely frozen by the words from Yang Zai at this time, so stiff that it was difficult for him to speak, let alone think.

"What's the matter with you? Could it be that your neighbor did something to you?" Duan Han never mentioned Lin Xiaoyang to Luo Xufei, and even this time he only said that he lived in a neighbor of the same age who had a normal relationship with him. Naturally, Luo Xufei's first reaction was that the neighbor had touched him.

Although there is nothing wrong with it.

Duan Han: "...I rely on it."

He was so shocked and confused just now that he forgot the most important point of this matter.

Is there anything more desperate than finding out that the son of the next-door neighbor who has always been very unhappy with you is your online dating partner?

Have.

For example, he still has to sleep in that son's bed when he goes back today.

The author has something to say: Fuck, Yang Yang has finally lost his horse.

part:?one person?