I have an online dating relationship with the school grass next door

On Sunday, Lin Xiaoyang still went to the station with Duan Han. This time, he learned how to be smart and grabbed Duan Han's clothes tightly, so that he could live and die with him.

Lin Xiaoyang was so strong that Duan Han jumped forward twice but failed to shake off his hand, instead he almost fell himself.He couldn't laugh or cry, and he couldn't tease Lin Xiaoyang anymore.

The child is crazy like this, no matter how funny he is, how can he be responsible if something goes wrong.

When they were together, they had good luck. There were not many people on the 419 they waited for, and they just got a double seat.Lin Xiaoyang brought a suitcase and could only sit on the outside.

The car wobbled and started, Lin Xiaoyang closed his eyes to rest his mind.Duan Han had nothing to do, so he took out his mobile phone to watch videos or play games.

"Hey, classmate Xiao Lin, do you want to play games?" He said to Lin Xiaoyang, who was dozing off next to him, "Let's have fun together."

"I'll forget it." Lin Xiaoyang glanced at the screen of the phone, his brain hurt instantly, and his stomach rolled over: "I'm motion sick, it's very serious, and I can speak well. I'll spit on your face when I'm playing with the phone."

"..." Duan Han didn't expect to get such an answer.

In his memory, there was also a person who was particularly motion sick. Yang Zai told him countless times that he suffered from severe motion sickness, and the degree was probably comparable to that of Lin Xiaoyang.

Duan Han remembered that piece of chocolate again, he had never felt motion sickness, and now he had a headache.

"That's fine, you can continue to sleep." Duan Han plugged in the earphones and decided to watch the video: "Can you sleep?"

Lin Xiaoyang was very honest: "I can't sleep."

The bus shook so badly, as if he was about to throw the passengers down one by one. Every time Lin Xiaoyang was going to sleep, he would be harassed by the S-shaped movement of the bus's tail and forced to wake up.

Over time, he couldn't fall asleep.

"You can sleep on my shoulder." Duan Han blinked, pointing to his right shoulder: "Come on, my thick shoulder will always provide you with a place."

Lin Xiaoyang: "...Are you serious?"

"Of course!" Duan Han laughed, his voice was like an aria: "Father's love for you is eternal, deep as the sea, heavy as a mountain—"

Lin Xiaoyang, who was originally in an extremely bad and irritable mood because of motion sickness, nausea and sleeplessness, broke out.

Before Duan Han could finish the comparison, Lin Xiaoyang's iron fist landed on his shoulder.Duan Han suffered from pain, cursed dirty, turned his arms inward, and shrunk up on his side.

"Damn, Kobayashi, you fucking—"

Lin Xiaoyang ignored him, and greeted Duan Han well with his fists with a sullen face.If it wasn't for the narrow space on the bus which made it inconvenient for him to perform, he could ride on Duan Han and beat people up.

Duan Han knew that he fought fiercely, but he didn't expect it to be so fierce, and he couldn't laugh a little: "I was wrong, Comrade Xiaolin, I retract the foreword, okay-hey, don't fight, it hurts!"

Just as Lin Xiaoyang hit him directly on the waist, Duan Han writhed in his position, like a fish being lifted out of the water, very embarrassed.

Lin Xiaoyang murmured twice, feeling relieved.

"I told you that I have tolerated you for a long time." Lin Xiaoyang groaned, "Don't mess with me, I'm so fierce."

Duan Han hurriedly followed the hair: "Yes, you are so fierce, I am sorry for my mistake."

Lin Xiaoyang stopped talking, closed his eyes quietly and continued to doze off.Duan Han clutched his right arm which had just been attacked the most tragically, sighed twice, and sent a message to Yangzai.

Ahan: [Yangyang, I am so miserable. 】

Ahan: [bitten by a husky. 】

A-Han: [It’s the one playing in the mud last time, he’s so fierce. 】

In the end, Lin Xiaoyang still couldn't fall asleep, Duan Han had to step over his lap when he got off the car, halfway through, Lin Xiaoyang suddenly opened his eyes, so scared that Duan Han almost lost his balance, and sat directly on his lap.

"you……"

Duan Han wanted to bury him for a few words, but felt that being kicked out of the car was very ugly. He wanted to speak but stopped talking and wanted to speak, and finally he could only choke out a sentence: "You have a lot of strength, and you got a perfect score in the medicine ball in the senior high school entrance examination?"

Lin Xiaoyang felt that this man was crazy.

"Aren't you going to get out of the car?" he asked. "The back door is closing."

Duan Han's expression froze for a second, and then he got out of the car as fast as he could.Lin Xiaoyang sat on the seat, laughing loudly.

The teachers of No. [-] Middle School corrected papers at an impressive speed, and they were full of overtime spirit. After just one weekend, the results of comprehensive science were freshly released, and they were placed in front of Lin Xiaoyang together with the results of the physics competition some time ago.

As good as physics is, there are many vegetables in biology.

Lin Xiaoyang turned the academic comprehensive report card upside down on the table and did not look at it. Instead, he admired the excellent and wonderful results on the competition report card for a while, and quietly took out his mobile phone to send a message to Duan Han.

Lin Xiaoyang: [How many points in the competition? 】

It's not what he wants to do, it's mainly because the contestants he is more familiar with are He Jun besides Duan Han.He Jun's expression turned pale as soon as he got the result notification, probably not ideal, so the only one he can ask with confidence is Duan Han.

The relationship between Mama Duan and Ms. Ke has been on the rise, and they naturally exchanged a lot of information about each other's son. Ms. Ke said at the dinner table that Duan Han's grades are particularly good, not partial to subjects, and excellent in all subjects.

Lin Xiaoyang really wanted to compare with him.

What are you doing, are you proud of being unbiased?

……worth.

Duan Han probably wasn't looking at his phone, and after a while he slowly came back with a number, which happened to be one point higher than Lin Xiaoyang's.

Lin Xiaoyang: […]

Lin Xiaoyang: [Let's go, goodbye. 】

Duan Han: [What's wrong?Didn't pass the exam? 】

Duan Han: [Student Xiao Lin, you didn't even make it to the semi-finals, did you?I'm still waiting for you to take the provincial exam with me. 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [Get out! 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [I'm just one point lower than you! 】

Lin Xiaoyang: 【I look like I have that--what kind of food! ? 】

He was going to be provoked to death by Duan Han.Lin Xiaoyang had a strong desire to win and lose, and the fact that he was just one point made him very upset. Duan Han's failure in the exam added fuel to the fire, which ignited Lin Xiaoyang's fighting spirit.

Lin Xiaoyang: [Competition in the semi-finals! 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [Let's see who is the father, vomit. 】

He originally wanted to pick out a murderous emoticon pack for Duan Han to frighten Duan Han, but all he saved in his WeChat were cute little emoticons begging for red envelopes from his parents. It works, but I'm very frustrated.

Duan Han's side shows "typing in progress".

Lin Xiaoyang wanted to see what kind of fake ivory Duan Han was spitting out again, so he patiently waited for Duan Han to finish typing, but he didn't expect Duan Han to keep typing, and he couldn't send it out for a long time.

Yang Yang is so irritable.

"Brother Yang, Lei Lei is looking for you."

Here Lin Xiaoyang was still waiting impatiently for Duangou to spit out his ivory, while the squad leader over there came in with a pile of conduct sheets and called him: "I'm waiting for you in the office, hurry over."

Damn, Lei Lei is quite a bit stuck when she comes out.

"Okay." Lin Xiaoyang gritted his teeth and threw the phone into the drawer with a bang.He probably knew what Sun Lei wanted to do with him, so he had a clue in his mind, and when he arrived at the office, he walked directly to Sun Lei's desk.

As expected, Sun Lei was a creature who was obsessed with science to death because of him.Sun Lei doesn't have high requirements for students, and he doesn't have the ambition to cultivate top students. He only hopes that every student in the class can graduate from high school safely——

But with Lin Xiaoyang's poor biology scores, he couldn't even pass the passing exam, let alone the college entrance examination.

The passing exam is just this semester, and he doesn't want to see "make-up exam" after the biology column of the high school graduates of the best students.

Sun Leiyu explained the truth to Lin Xiaoyang earnestly for a long time, and two or three hairs fell leisurely from the originally thin hair, clearly showing the master's melancholy.

No matter what he said, Lin Xiaoyang would agree. It's not like he didn't know that his biology grades were a bit too bad, but he could decide on partial subjects?

no!

"Forget it, you go back." Sun Lei talked for a long time, his mouth was dry, he knew Lin Xiaoyang's personality, it was useless to tell him too much at once, it would be better to brainwash him in batches.

He picked up the cup to drink water, Lin Xiaoyang stood up and returned the chair to the original position, then quickly left the head teacher's office, returned to the classroom and took out his mobile phone, without any intention of changing.

When he smashed the phone just now, it was a bit violent, and the tempered film on the top cracked a small hole, but it didn't have a big impact.

Lin Xiaoyang touched the crack and opened WeChat.

Duan Han: [It's not that I don't want to compare with you, I'm afraid that you'll cry and I can't coax you.Classmate Xiao Lin, you don't lose by calling me daddy. Don't forget about riches and honors. Good things like building a good relationship with me should be done as early as possible. 】

Duan Han: [Just kidding, Bibai, my polar coordinate system is average, maybe you can really win. 】

Duan Han: [Why don't you speak? 】

Duan Han: [Student Xiaolin? 】

Duan Han: [Hey, although you look very good when you hit someone, but the way you are cowardly makes people feel better physically and mentally [sincerely]]

Duan Han: [Really not coming back? 】

Damn, is this guy really free to do something or what? Could it be that burying me can give him pleasure? ?

Lin Xiaoyang didn't understand: [Brother, thick skin is not the reason for you to throw your face everywhere. 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [I was just called away by the teacher in charge, what weird things are you thinking about. 】

Duan Han: [Have committed a crime? 】

Lin Xiaoyang: […]

Lin Xiaoyang: [I failed the biology test, thank you. 】

Duan Han: [Oh, no thanks. 】

Lin Xiaoyang: "???"

exist?Is it smooth to climb along the pole?

【Just kidding.Your mother told me that your biology is not good. 】Duan Han replied again, 【It's okay, call me brother and I'll teach you biology, I'm 90+. 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [Is ninety so great? 】

Duan Han: [It's not that big of a deal. 】

Duan Han: [It's just three times your size. 】

Lin Xiaoyang hated himself for not being able to pass through the screen and give Duan Han two punches.

He blackmailed Duan Han angrily, and went to Ahan for comfort.

Yangzai: [I'm about to cry, there's a psycho who's messing with me. 】

Ahan: [? 】

Yangzi: [Isn't it just that my biology is a little low... Han, tell me, is it such a big and unreasonable thing to be biased in biology?What is the psychology of burying me with this matter? 】

Sheep: [sheep crying loudly]

Ahan: […]

Duan Han pinched the phone with a shocked expression and shaking hands.

Chocolate board, the backbone of the drama club, was ridiculed for being partial to biology.

One point hits one point, one link links to another, this coincidence is a bit too much.

He now has an immature and dangerous idea.If this is true, then today's short section of the spirit will show you a sudden death in a fancy self-detonation whirlwind.

A fucking urban horror story.

"Duan, what's wrong with you, you look like you're dead." Luo Xufei turned around and was startled when he saw Duan Han's face was frosty.

Duan Han took a deep breath, and tried his best to suppress that presumptuous guess back to the bottom of his heart.

"It's nothing."

He said to Yangzi, "Let's talk later," and turned off the phone.

"I think life is very exciting, full of surprises everywhere, haha."

Luo Xufei: "?"

Can't see through, can't see through.

The author has something to say: Duan Han: Grass, quite scary.