I have an online dating relationship with the school grass next door

"Brother Yang, I beg you, Brother Yang, when you get old, sit a little to the right, will it work?"

He Jun followed Lin Xiaoyang and begged bitterly, but Lin Xiaoyang pushed his head away from him, his face full of displeasure: "I don't."

"Brother, you don't want to copy it for me. When will Xiao Jun make his debut, you can save the child." He Jun had tears in his eyes and was on the verge of falling. "Could it be, isn't Xiao Jun your favorite brother?"

"..."

Lin Xiaoyang was convinced.

"Look carefully." He held his forehead, "If you are caught, I will hang you to the rooftop."

"okay!"

He Junxi smiled.

The mid-term exams have always been randomly assigned exam rooms by computer. He Jun and Lin Xiaoyang have no fate, and they haven't slept in the same room for more than a year or two.Unexpectedly, luck is a thing that has been accumulated for a long time. The two people's personalities exploded this time, and they were assigned to the front and back seats of the same examination room at once.

He Jun, who was at the bottom of Wannian Mathematics, almost cried with joy.

"Brother Yang, I sincerely praise you." He Jun grabbed Lin Xiaoyang's wrist, affectionately: "You are the sky, you are the earth, you are the only myth, you are my superstar, you are still my rose—"

Before he could say the word "flower", Lin Xiaoyang punched him in the head and knocked his face away.

Lin Xiaoyang: "Ugh."

Lin Xiaoyang: "Go away, I'm allergic to men."

He Jun: "? You are so poisonous, how dare you say anything."

He said a few words with emotion that after so many years, even Brother Yang has changed, he was sad for a while, and went back to sleep in his seat.

Lin Xiaoyang didn't expect that he could be so good at talking, and he made a big speech when he opened his mouth-he suddenly remembered the panda-headed man who said "I'm allergic to women" when he played games with Luo Xufei last time.

A boy with a panda head and a retro-intelligent elementary school student is a little funny.

……

Lin Xiaoyang covered his face.

Damn, this person is poisonous!

Duan Hanyuan, the poisonous brother, sneezed hard in No. [-] Middle School a few kilometers away.

The overall level of the monthly exam this time is not too difficult. The teachers were merciful and didn't kill the poor students.After the monthly exam, there is a monthly holiday on Friday, once a month, allowing the sophomores to go home for a full weekend.

Lin Xiaoyang felt that he did well in the exam, and he should be able to pass - except biology.Their club said that it was rare for the second year of high school to have time, so they asked to go out to rehearse on Saturday, Lin Xiaoyang agreed without thinking.

He Jun also prepared the rare weekend activities long ago, and Qin Xiaoluo made friends with each other, and talked about the route for the two of them to go out to play over and over again.

Lin Xiaoyang couldn't bear the candy-like stickiness of this couple, so he covered his eyes and turned away, causing He Jun to laugh out loud.

"Brother Yang, don't be sour, this is the suffering of us single dogs." He turned around at the front table and hooked his shoulders, "Let He Jun be proud, and he will be proud of this matter."

"Fuck me, Zhao Qi, are you looking for a fight!"

He Jun yelled and stood up, and Qin Xiaoluo pulled his clothes back and sat down firmly.Zhao Qi made a grimace, chatted with Lin Xiaoyang for a few words and then turned back.

Lin Xiaoyang lay on the table and yawned.

He didn't tell He Jun about his online dating, nor did he tell the other buddies.So, until now, they all thought that Lin Xiaoyang was single.

The reason is very simple. The current online relationship between him and Ahan is still in a state of "three nos", and no one intends to break this state, but maintain the status quo.

Lin Xiaoyang has been single for 18 years, and has never been in love. The online dating with Ahan is still his first love.He didn't know how to count as being in a relationship, he thought it was fine if both of them felt that they liked each other.

Do you like the conflict between Ahan and his friends who don't tell reality?Do not conflict.

After all, this relationship is too fragile. Lin Xiaoyang can share his happiness and sadness with A-Han, but he cannot share his joy with A-Han with the people around him.

In the final analysis, the word "online dating" has an inherently unreliable aura, and the process of the two being together is sloppy, so it is more like a fun emotional game than a relationship.

Lin Xiaoyang understood his sexuality very early, and at the same time knew how to protect himself.

The reason why he was interested in Ahan at the beginning was that besides the harmony of the three views and temperament, there was another reason, that is, no one knew anyone across the network cable, and the secrecy was strong.

Gently unplug the network cable, and fuck off the grievances.

The only bad thing is that Lin Xiaoyang couldn't see Ahan's expression, and didn't know what he was thinking because there was a network cable between two screens.

Forget it, what are you thinking about?

Lin Xiaoyang put his hands down, placed them flat on the table, and pressed a crease into the test paper.

Anyway, the two of them are doing well now, what are you thinking about so much--it's better to think about things after school later.

It's been a long time since he's had sex with A-Han, and tonight he must come to the exciting Canyon of Kings!yeah!

Perhaps because of the preciousness of monthly leave, Sun Lei announced that school was over without saying a few things, and let this group of happy little wild dogs run out of the school's dog cage.

Lin Xiaoyang bid farewell to He Jun, watched his good buddy run out of the classroom with his little girlfriend dog sneaking away from the teacher, bowed his head and checked a round of news, confirmed with the president the time to go out for rehearsal on Saturday, and then dragged the box Ready to leave.

As a result, before he stepped out of the classroom, Ms. Ke called.

"Mom?" Lin Xiaoyang was puzzled, "What's the matter?"

"Hey, Yangyang, do you take 419 when you go home? Can't you pass the Xiaoxigou stop?"

Xiaoxigou is just one stop in front of No. [-] Middle School, so of course Lin Xiaoyang has to pass there.

"Go ahead." He said, "What's the matter?"

"Oh, Duan Han's birthday is going to be today, you know?" Ms. Ke said over there, "His mother ordered a cake for him, but the hospital worked overtime, she told me to trouble you to help pick it up and send it to the third day." It’s fine at the middle entrance, anyway, how about going along the way?”

"..."

what?

Lin Xiaoyang suspected that he heard it wrong: "I..."

"I'll send you the address on WeChat, okay? Go and see for yourself. Oh, son, do me a favor. They are all neighbors. Duan Han will still owe you a favor in the future!"

Duan Han owes me a favor?

Lin Xiaoyang's bloody heart beat.

"Okay." He replied, "I'll go."

……

The bus was wobbly, Lin Xiaoyang couldn't get a seat, so he could only sit on the suitcase and bumped with the bus.He has a stomachache.

Today is Duan Han's birthday, he still remembers it - because Ahan's birthday is also today.

He also sent a regular message to A-Han at [-]:[-] in the morning, and sent a regular message to talk about celebrating his birthday. A-Han also returned quickly, and returned three kissing emojis.

That's the only time they seem to be in love.

Lin Xiaoyang also responded with three kisses without hesitation, and also added a warm one.

So apart from Duan Han's debt to him, another reason why Lin Xiaoyang was willing to send cakes was because today was Ahan's birthday.

Yes, Duan Han just took advantage of the excitement of Ahan's birthday.

A good dog and a man.

Xiaoxigou was one stop in front of No. 15 Middle School, and the distance between the two stops was about [-] minutes. Lin Xiaoyang squeezed out of the car with difficulty, and stared at the navigation to find the shop where Duan Han's mother ordered cakes.

The store is facing the street, and it's there after a short walk.

After receiving the cake with Duan's mother's mobile phone number, Lin Xiaoyang bowed his head and sent Duan Han a WeChat message, reminding him to come to the door to pick him up.

Lin Xiaoyang: [I'm on my way here with your cake, come quickly, I'll only wait for you for a minute. 】

He said this with a lot of momentum, but in Duan Han's eyes, his momentum was weakened by half, and he became a little silly.Duan Han and the others were still in class, and when he received such news unexpectedly, he almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

His voice was not loud, only Luo Xufei and his tablemate in front of him could hear a chuckle.

Luo Xufei quietly turned around: "Duan Duan, what are you doing?"

"It's nothing." Duan Han waved his hand, "A fool brought me a cake."

"Hey!" Luo Xufei's eyes lit up, "Your partner?"

The deskmate was also surprised when he heard the words: "I'll go, do you have a date?"

Originally, Duan Han was happy alone, it’s okay, the three of them came out like this, it was hard for the teacher on the podium not to be disturbed: "What are those three doing over there?"

"Teacher." Duan Han raised his hand, "I'll go out for a while."

Duan Han is a good student, and his daily performance is excellent. Naturally, the teacher will not stop him: "Oh, go and come back quickly."

Duan Han nodded and left the classroom quickly.

Lin Xiaoyang walked neither fast nor slow, and when he reached the gate of No. [-] Middle School, he bumped into Duan Han who ran out of the teaching building and was coming towards the gate.

"You gave me a big surprise."

They stood on both sides of the iron gate, Lin Xiaoyang handed the cake to the guard, and the guard handed it to Duan Han in the school.

"You look a bit miserable like this, are you crying behind bars?" Lin Xiaoyang pretended not to hear the word "surprise" and teased Duan Han.

Who knew that Duan Han didn't accept the call at all: "I knew you were going to come. As soon as my mother told me she couldn't come, I knew it was probably you who came to give me something."

"why?"

"Intuition." Duan Han smiled, "And even if you don't want to come, I can force you to come."

Lin Xiaoyang frowned, feeling that this person had a lot of bad intentions: "What can I do?"

"Student Lin, did you forget that you still have something in my hands?" Duan Han was still cheerful, "I'll discuss it after I've said it—I'm going back to class, thank you today."

"!"

Damn, how could he still remember!

Lin Xiaoyang himself had almost forgotten about it, and thought that Duan Han didn't remember it either, but when this matter was suddenly revealed, Lin Xiaoyang didn't react, and blushed in a daze until Duan Han ran away without a trace Only then did he let out a belated exclamation——

"Grass, who is it!!"

I forgot it!

black heart!

He stomped his feet angrily, turned and left.

Lin Xiaoyang left angrily, while Duan Han put the cake in the student union office and ran back to the classroom, more than ten minutes had passed.

He pretended to be out of breath and ran to the door of the classroom before stopping, holding the door frame: "Report."

The teacher glanced at him, nodded for him to come in, and didn't ask any more questions.Duan Han walked back to his seat with a sorry face and sat down, heaving a sigh of relief.

It's nice to be a good student.

"Brother Duan, what did you do?" the deskmate asked him secretly.

"Take the birthday cake."

As soon as Duan Hang finished speaking, the phone screen suddenly lit up, showing that there was a new message.

It was a WeChat message from Lin Xiaoyang.

Lin Xiaoyang: [Discuss later? he—tui! 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [One life is worth one life, I don't care. 】

Duan Han couldn't hold back his joy again.

What's the matter with this person, he's both naive and cute, and naive is bigger than cute.

It's almost the same way as Yangzi.

Duan Han: [Okay, no problem. 】

Duan Han: 【Safe journey. 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [Hmph. 】

"Brother, you should take a note." Seeing Duan Han chatting, the deskmate was overjoyed, and quickly poked him to remind him to copy the blackboard writing.Their chemistry teacher is extremely individual, and he throws the writing on the blackboard in 5 minutes.

Only then did Duan Han put down his phone, and began to pick and choose the notes on the blackboard.

When he finished copying this piece and took out his phone to look at it, he happened to see Lin Xiaoyang's latest reply.

Lin Xiaoyang: [I forgot to mention it just now. 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [Happy birthday. 】

Duan Han realized that he was wrong.

Lin Xiaoyang is obviously more cute than stupid.