[Chaoying] When Dou Sen is dressed as the second princess

An elegant human body in tights, arms folded over the head, legs crossed in a butterfly walk, if you just look at the posture, it is a typical posture of a beauty pageant lady showing her body... It's a pity that the person who poses this pose is a big man , yes, Deadpool.

Not only did he appear in front of Dou Sen in such a posture, he also took advantage of other people's attention on his wonderful posture, slowly, little by little, raised his lower abdomen to the left, and then his waist in an S shape Swim slowly, move the body to the left, then straighten it again, and move to the left again.After finding that the other party paid attention to his strange behavior, he also made the same movement to the right to ensure that his posture was elegant.

"what are you doing?"

Douson looked at each other in disbelief, as if he couldn't imagine that someone could dance and show off littledeadpool in a leotard.

"Show yourself for you, my employer. Didn't you choose brother because of his outstanding ability?"

After speaking, he pointedly straightened his abdomen again.

"Don't call yourself brother in front of me, or I will cut off your tongue."

As a traditional British gentleman, he can't even look at the word brother and the tights, can he?

"Oh, well, it turns out that you prefer refreshing ones. After all, when you were filming before, you also took fruit..."

Threatening glances swept over, and finally made the guy swallow the last half of the sentence.

"I really don't understand what the goddess of death likes about you."

Dou Sen couldn't help complaining.She has no face and has such a bad personality.Has even God's aesthetics been eaten away?

"Dude, to be fair, if it were you, me and Thanos, who would you choose?"

"Okay, needless to say, I understand."

Compared with Thanos, it is indeed not a little bit better, not mentioning appearance, just talking about breaking up, if this person can get together and leave well, it must be an epic tragedy if it is replaced by Thanos.

"So you've taken a fancy to Grandpa's body? Then why did you ask Grandpa to come here?"

Seeing the other party staring at him with murderous intent again, he quickly changed his words.

"If you want someone to be gentle, it's the first time for him."

Na na na, you must know that rich people are uncles.Of course, he was so complacent because he was afraid that he would not get the commission.

Dou Sen didn't feel that he was wronged, and he had exhausted all his energy in preaching to this guy who was full of trains.

"I want to know how you break the dimension? Can you show me?"

"Oh, it's just such a small matter, I said it earlier."

After Deadpool finished speaking, his head popped out, and then from Dou Sen's perspective, his head suddenly disappeared!

Then he shrank his body again, and Deadpool's head appeared again.

"You see it is like this~"

Deadpool casually showed how his head passed through the dimension wall.

This made Dou Sen couldn't help staring wide-eyed, was he being fooled?Or is it really so strange because it was a dream?

"Big brother, can you gain some insight? If others can't do it, it doesn't mean I can't do it. It's difficult for you, but it's easy for me to master the trick. I'm telling you because you're from the other side."

Dou Sen stared at the other side in shock: "You just said, the other side?"

"Oh, have you forgotten? Your very famous ex-slut who has a lot of fans, her fanatical fans installed a cockroach on your car. Then you just touched it, and you came over. Oh you and bro Similarly, the body can’t bear to cross the dimensional wall, so only the inside comes through, and the outside uses someone else’s cover. But because the compatibility is very good, the outside and the inside are closely connected without gaps, oh, I’m not talking about Doos, you knew."

Seeing Dou Sen staring at him without speaking, Deadpool quickly corrected him again.

"I'm sorry I forgot that shit is in the eye of the beholder, you don't remember how much she hurt you, only how kind she was to you."

Dou Sen grabbed the opponent and asked excitedly!

"How to go back? How should I go back!"

"I don't know. Another explosion? Or ask your father-in-law, oh no, old man, oh no, YOUKNOWWHO to help you research a space door or something. Let me make it clear in advance that if you want my brother to participate in the research, you will have to pay another fee." Calculate."

Then Deadpool found that Dou Sen's hands were shaking, no, not only his hands, but his whole body seemed to be shaking.It's as if the tension has reached its limit, and finally reached the critical point of collapse.

Thinking about it carefully, this person has been thrown into a time and space that does not belong to him for such a long time, but he did not go crazy, nor did he let himself go as he often did. As an ordinary person, his spirit should have reached its limit.

Only Deadpool knows that this man is not a god, not the omnipotent British gentleman in the minds of fans... By the way, what misunderstanding do you stupid humans have about the word gentleman?Isn't this word used to refer specifically to perverts and superhumans?Even without the aura of an actor, he is just an ordinary person.Even after a long life as a god, this person still holds on to his bottom line and spirit of an ordinary person, struggling desperately.Relying on self-suggestion as much as possible to maintain the personality and identity of Dou Sen, I am afraid it has reached the limit.

"I said brother, I'm not interested in your ass. I prefer girls with big breasts." Deadpool made people want to beat him when he opened his mouth, but he stretched out his hand and patted the opponent's shoulder. "But I know you have worked very hard. I will help you for a fee. So you better say hello to the goddess who has a crush on you, and don't hang me back to the respawn point. I know more deeply than others that there are cheats. Sorry. My hack has always been the director."

"Can I go back?"

"I don't know, no guarantee, you can try."

"You know I'm not Loki, I'm not."

"Yeah, you're not crazy. You're not."

"I'm homesick, I miss them."

"Are you referring to your family, or that ex-girlfriend? Let's give up on the latter, you are not suitable. If someone is a bitch, you have enough taste. You are not spicy enough, and you have not met the other party's taste."

"Oh, I gave up a long time ago, I just can't remember. When I like someone, I don't think about whether it's suitable. Can you... call me Dou Sen?"

"Of course, Dou Sen. As long as you give enough money, I will call your father willing."

Dou Sen couldn't help laughing, he finally understood why Deadpool, a character who seemed to put all the unpleasant factors together, was so attractive.

A person is vulgar and ugly, but others can ignore them and still like him because of his sincerity and kindness.

The author has something to say:

Deadpool: In fact, I helped him only because of the expression that the big purple man would have if he knew that after the goddess of death, his best friend would also bow down to his feet, hahahaha~! !

Author: ...I really can't bear to tell you what happened to the last person who called himself brother in front of Dou Sen.