[Chaoying] When Dou Sen is dressed as the second princess

After flickering away from his mother, Dou Sen finally felt relieved.He is not afraid of what happens next.As for the stupid elder brother and stupid father, anyway, they have rough skin and thick flesh, so they can't die for the time being.You ask Thor's poor girlfriend Jane, since she's the future female Thor in the comics, she's only going to have bad luck with enemies.

However, the plot still needs to go. For example, he still needs to fake his death in front of his brother. This kind of classic reappearance cannot be missed.

So Thor came back with his girlfriend and saw his mother sitting at the table drinking tea.

Thor saw nothing wrong with the mother at all.Usually he spends most of his time away from battle, not to mention that he is not as close to his mother as he is to his father.So he generously introduced his girlfriend to his mother, and then entrusted Jane with peace of mind to find a solution to Jane's problems by himself.

Quite macho behavior, but not incomprehensible.Thor is also aware that even if he is a royal and Jane is his girlfriend, the earthlings are earthlings after all, and other protoss may not treat her well.If she knew about her condition, it might have a bad effect.For her safety, try to keep her from showing up in front of other people as much as possible.

And on the other hand, his girlfriend seemed more interested in talking to her mother.After finally bringing his girlfriend to meet his parents, Thor also hopes to give his mother and Jane more time to get to know each other and leave a good impression on each other.

This situation made Dou Sen heave a sigh of relief.Normally, couples in love do not want to separate.It seems that the plot is still irreversible. Fortunately, he was prepared and replaced his mother in advance.

Seeing her boyfriend walk away, Jane immediately looked at Dou Sen with bright eyes, making Dou Sen wonder for a while whether his disguise had been seen through.

"What's the matter, my child?"

Imitating his mother's usual smile, Dou Sen asked.

"No, nothing, I just feel that you are very kind when I see you, as if I have known you for a long time."

"Really? Actually, I think so too." Dou Sen continued to smile.

"Actually, there is one thing I would like to trouble you with. Is it convenient?"

"Of course, please tell me what you need, my child, and don't be polite to me."

"Well, that..." Jane lowered her head in embarrassment, and finally plucked up the courage to look up again, "Do you have sanitary napkins here?"

"..."

"Or a sanitary strip. I mean, uh, you know what? Girls have a few days every month on Earth..."

Uncontrollable, Dou Sen used illusion to maintain the surface, while the entity covered his face with his hands.

Director, what are you thinking?What the hell is this all about?How could he know where to sell sanitary napkins in Asgard?No, people here don't necessarily need to use sanitary napkins.After all, they are Protoss, and their physiological structure is essentially different from that of Earthlings.

But who can blame this?After all, he is playing his own mother now.From Jane's point of view, it seems that it is easier for her boyfriend's mother to help her solve this problem than to ask her own boyfriend.

Dou Sen pretended to be calm and called the maid, but she didn't even know what it was.In other words, people in their country simply don't have "the days of the month".Judging from the name, you know that this physiological phenomenon is similar to the tidal phenomenon caused by the moon, and it is an effect of the moon's gravity on the physiology of women on earth.Obviously, there is no moon here, and even if there is, the strong body of the Protoss will not be affected.

This is quite embarrassing.If Dou Sen is really a girl, maybe he can think of some ways for girls to deal with such problems, such as finding someone to sew a replaceable cotton bag or the like.But as a man, the only solution he could think of was to buy it from the supermarket on Earth.But of course it was impossible for him to buy it himself, let alone ask others to buy it... The other protoss didn't even know what it looked like.

The final conclusion was that he had to take Jane back to Earth, buy a few packs of sanitary napkins, and then return.

In fact, at times like this, he can use the Rainbow Bridge openly.But on the one hand, he was worried that the guards would see through his illusion, and on the other hand, with an identity like the Queen of God, he couldn't go to the human world casually, so he must tell Odin to know.That would increase the possibility of him revealing his true identity.

In this way, there is only one way to go.

"Jane, we can go to the earth quietly, buy some things you want and come back. But we can't let others find out."

"Is this really okay? Will it cause trouble?"

You are a big trouble yourself, Dou Sen complained inwardly.

"Of course not, it's just that I don't really want to mobilize people."

Jane nodded in understanding.After all, she was already very embarrassed to buy this kind of thing, and she would be even more embarrassed if she let everyone know about it.

So Dou Sen used magic to take Jane back to the earth through the wormhole, and Jane immediately rushed into the supermarket and began to search for the stock.While waiting for Jane to go shopping, Dou Sen, feeling physically and mentally exhausted, ordered a pudding and tea in a nearby coffee shop, and sat down to taste it.

Caught off guard, Jane suddenly came out of the supermarket with a lot of things at this time.

With a plastic spoon in his mouth, Dou Sen raised the deer to look at the person coming, quickly dropped the spoon and put it away, pretending to sit dignifiedly.

Jane had a speechless expression on her face.

"What's the matter? Sit down and rest."

Dou Sen gave up his seat pretending nothing happened.

"I remember Thor telling me that his father and queen have not been to Earth for a long time."

"That's right." Maybe it's not necessarily a thousand years.Dowson thought.After all, Nordic mythology was popular a long time ago.

"Then where did you get the money for the pudding?"

"Oh, of course I took some currency used by the earth before I left. Well, there are actually other people who often travel to and from the earth."

"Are you talking about Thor's brother Loki?"

"That's right, that's it. Some basic common sense, my youngest son told me." Dou Sen replied solemnly.

"Well, then I need to go to the bathroom, sorry."

Jane looked around, as if looking for the location of the bathroom.

"Oh, I was there just now, over there."

Dou Sen pointed in a direction, and Jane passed by immediately.Soon she was back again.

"The women's restroom is under repair."

"..."

"It is said that it has been repaired all day. The staff suggested that we go to the lower floor."

"........."

"May I ask? Is the Queen safe and sound, Loki?"

Dou Sen froze for a moment, and soon, he removed his disguise.At this time, in Jane's eyes, it is himself and no longer his mother.

He hesitated for a moment, and finally stood up, took off his cloak, and put it on Jane's back.The fairly long cloak perfectly covered Jane's back and below.

"Let's go to the bathroom first." The British gentleman's demeanor made him put acting and plot aside first, and suggested so gently.

Jane blushed, and at the same time dispelled her newly raised vigilance.She seemed to understand why Thor always defended his brother over and over again, even if he was played around by his younger brother.No one will hate a thoughtful and considerate person.Everyone likes to be treated with tenderness.

When Loki doesn't regard you as an enemy, even if he doesn't try to curry favor, the unintentional thoughtfulness he shows is enough to win you over.