[Chaoying] When Dou Sen is dressed as the second princess

"Oh my god, I'm having a baby! This is really... umm MIA!"

The second person who consciously likes to be a father is Deadpool.He didn't even overdo Thor's thinking and doubts. He directly jumped to the conclusion that the child was his own, and then started to think in reverse, finding some reasons to prove why it was his own.

Why did it develop like this?This has to start with Deadpool's past.Before he fell in love with the goddess of death, he also had a girlfriend in the human world.Later, he communicated with the goddess of death in the world of death, and when he was alive, he was with his human girlfriend.

The goddess of death didn't say anything about it. After all, Deadpool was in the human world when he was alive, but the goddess of death could only be in the world of death.If it wasn't for Thanos' curse to break up, they would have been together long ago.Since the problem of long-distance relationship cannot be solved, it is normal for each other to have some life and friendship circles.Deadpool never stopped her from hooking up with other people, didn't she?

So Deadpool and this living girlfriend went very smoothly at the beginning, and they were even ready to have a child and start a family.As a result, at this critical moment, his girlfriend was killed by bad guys.

Although he had revenge, his girlfriend could not come back, and his child was lost.This has led to the fact that he is always more tolerant towards children later on, because it always reminds him of his dead lover and the children that should belong to him.

It can be said that this is already a kind of mental illness. Deadpool's spiritual shadow, but this shadow is manifested in a good way, making him more enthusiastic and tolerant of children.

Now, when he saw the group photos of Iron Man, his first reaction was - this is my child!

Then he started to brainstorm, finding various reasons to explain why this child was his.

"I know, it must be that time, that's right, the result of that time I took Rocky to the nightclub."

Deadpool is a rare friend who can be crazy together, so the two have done many things together.

Deadpool knew that Dou Sen had a psychological shadow on Thanos, because this cosmic bully didn't seem to be very straightforward, so he was so scared that Dou Sen hid away.For this matter, Deadpool laughed at him severely.

"Brother, you take this matter too seriously. If it's me, let him pursue it if he pursues it. If it's a big deal, I'll run away with money anyway, hahaha!"

Deadpool believes that Douson takes this so seriously because the little prince of Asgard is actually a virgin.

Dou Sen: "... Maybe you don't believe it, but I used to be the little prince of a nightclub!"

Of course Deadpool didn't believe it, thinking it was his friend trying to be brave.So he spent his money on a night show, and decided to let his friends enjoy what is called Jiuchi Meat Forest.All in all, there's good wine, there's rock 'n' roll, there's a lot of pretty girls, but there's only the two of them, and they can fuck all they want.

... In order to prove that he is not a virgin, and it is not impossible, Dou Sen had to accept Deadpool's kindness, and the two went crazy at this exclusive party.

Memories of the second half of the party are less clear because Deadpool drank a lot.Later, when he woke up, he was the only one sleeping in the wine pool and meat forest.Asked his friend, the answer he got was that the other party used illusion to slip away when he had something to do.So Deadpool laughed at the guy who fled the battle again.

Looking back now, this must not have used any illusions, nor was it running away!The sure friend didn't want to embarrass him so he didn't tell the actual situation!So this child must be mine!

Oh oh oh, then I have to think about it, parents do not live together, it is not good for children's psychology.If you already have children, you should get married.

Yes, I should propose!

Besides, we must live a happy life when we get married. You can see that our interests and hobbies are quite compatible. We have a very happy conversation and often go to death together. We are together. There is definitely no husband and wife partner in the world who is more in tune with us than the two of us. !

"Oh oh oh!"

And he thought his friends were pretty good!Both men and women are super sexy!Whether it's above or below, I can accept it!

It's decided, go propose now!

Suits, suits, flowers, and rings...

Bless you, brother, you will have a happy life and become the victory group in life!What did you say, Thanos?Brother doesn't care about that, and it's not the first time he's been Thanos' love rival.It was meant to be!Oh, my wife and children, here I come! !

——Deadpool, who thinks that the child must be his own, is on his way to propose marriage.