[Chaoying] When Dou Sen is dressed as the second princess

what happened?

How do you ask Dou Sen to answer?There is really no answer to this!

Did you let her say, oh brother, I just changed my personality as a joke, and then went around on the Thanos spaceship.But he didn't do anything, just chat with me, drink, put me on the bed to study the difference between the muscles of the female body and the male body for a long time, and then left me there by myself.

Afterwards, his subordinates came over and painted me a charming makeup look, then took a few photos, and left me there too.

Not to mention the sledgehammer, she didn't believe it herself!But it really is! !What happened to the people on the Thanos spaceship, are they obsessed with death so they don't move?How could she explain this to her brother!I just changed my personality and still a lover didn't catch, you see this outfit just looks like nothing happened?

...Stop talking, her self-esteem is almost shattered.

I don't want to be pushed, but it really hurts when no one pushes.I was indeed cursed.

"Brother, they are too much!!"

Then, Sledgehammer saw his younger brother—the younger brother in women's clothing, looking aggrieved and about to cry.

Ahhh, he is about to burst into anger, who bullied my brother!Let my brother pretend to be a woman, and still bully my brother? !And there's more than one—they?I want to hammer all these pests into meatloaf! ! !

So Brother Hammer couldn't care less about Gao Tianzun, and hurriedly strode over to comfort his younger brother who was forced (?!) to pretend to be a woman and was bullied.

"What's going on, don't cry, talk slowly, whoever bullies you, I will teach them a lesson! Who the hell!!!"

"It's Thanos, and his subordinates! They are too much! I have dressed up like this, and I don't even have the guts to come over and bully me. Didn't they refuse to do it? They are mad at me!!"

Brother Hammer: "..."

Banner, who just wanted to comfort him, said, "..."

Gao Tianzun who was also shocked: "..."

Brother Hammer squeezed out the words "What did you say?" through his teeth.

Dou Sen was showing his true feelings, and he cried bitterly with emotion: "Is there really no one who wants me? Forget about being a man, and if I become a woman, no one wants me? How could this be! Didn't Stephen say that a woman is a woman?" Is it ok, woo woo woo why!"

— Stephen! !This name sounds familiar, go back and find out who taught my brother bad!Sledgehammer thought fiercely.

"Listen to me, Rocky, oh no, Dowson, my dear brother. You ain't no one wants you, they're just too bad to be good enough for you. You shouldn't mess around in this way, you Look at you, they must be trying to do something bad, you shouldn't give them a chance."

Brother Hammer felt distressed when he thought that someone would dare to treat his younger brother like this, but he was relieved when he thought that he hadn't been succeeded.He speculated that Dou Sen just looked like a woman, but he was actually a man, so the person who started the attack didn't continue when he saw that he was a man.

...The same is true for attempted attempts, that damned perverted Thanos and his men, you wait for death! ! !

And how dare you dislike my brother as a man and abandon my brother?This is simply too much!Be sure to let them know why the flowers are so red! ! !

"Yes, I'm sorry, I want to ask, are you... an illusion?"

Dr. Banner asked cautiously, from his point of view, the breasts are very choppy, not fake at all!

"Of course not, it's molecular recombination, and you can turn into other animals, it's just very tiring."

"What? Molecular reorganization?!"

Banner strode over, couldn't help stretching out his hand to hold the opponent's chest, and squeezed it.

"It turned out to be true! That is, you really became a woman? How did you do it! I can see that—"

"Banner! You are so bold!!!"

Brother Hammer punched Banner with a punch, and Banner dodged in embarrassment, and was chased by the opponent again, so he had to transform into Hulk and fight Brother Hammer.

So the rebel army's attention was all on the two people who were fighting in the melee.

Dou Sen turned over his staff and appeared in his hand, changed his clothes with one click, then bent down and pulled Gao Tianzun up from the ground.

"Okay, you can leave while they're busy. That's why you messaged me before?"

Gao Tianzun's expression changed for a long time: "I don't like you like this, you're not MAN~"

Dou Sen: "Who uses you to like it? I'm fishing for law enforcement. I want to see which damn guy cursed me and made me the number one single dog in the universe."

Gao Tianzun: "Curse?"

Dou Sen: "How much do you know about curses?"

Gao Tianzun: "I don't understand at all. However, you are a very powerful illusionist, and you are already close to the realm of the gods. Cursing is similar to spirituality, and it is very sensitive to the strength of the other party's spiritual power. For example, people with low spiritual power The curse is ineffective for people with high spiritual power, and people with high spiritual power are inherently resistant. Therefore, the strength of the curse is directly proportional to the spiritual power of the opponent."

Dou Sen raised his eyebrows: "You mean, the one who cursed me is a guy who is stronger than me and has amazing mental power?"

Gao Tianzun nodded: "That's right. And general curses have a geographical scope, because the boundaries that spiritual power can extend are limited. If in such a vast universe, your curses are like a shadow, then the one who curses you may It is quite powerful, an existence that is close to the gods or surpasses the gods."

—or the gods themselves.

If the gods really exist.

Dou Sen heard what Gao Tianzun hadn't said, and he couldn't help frowning, because he knew that the gods did exist.At least that's how it's set up in the Marvel Universe.If you think about it, the curse that can affect him in this universe, or even Loki in another world, is probably more powerful than ordinary gods.

"...the Goddess of Death?"

Dou Sen immediately thought of the goddess he had offended.This is the person most likely to curse him.He tried to recruit him but failed again and again. In addition, he has a good relationship with Thanos, and even recently proved that it is not only a good category. If he is a female Thanos, he even wants to push him—then the goddess of death is jealous because of this, and gives him Isn't it reasonable to cast a curse?

The reason for cursing him is probably very simple. If he can't like anyone, doesn't it cut off his chance to hook up with Thanos!

However, he and Thanos?Too whimsical, right?Even if he takes a step back and likes men, he won't find a cruel type like Thanos. It's okay to be sorry for his appearance, but there is really no salvation for his cruel heart. Who wants to find a lunatic who tore up his ex-girlfriend and children with his own hands, It's not that I'm tired of being crooked!

What is it that misunderstood the goddess of death and made her think that she had an affair with Thanos? This is simply too sad!

Dou Sen felt a little angry. Regarding the existence of the Goddess of Death, a Marvel BOSS-level figure, he always backed down and hid whenever he could.But what happened?Her sister was almost killed by her, and she cursed her to become a single dog.Why, the lives of us people are like ants in your eyes, you can play with them however you want?

Blindly giving in will not lead to good results.Dou Sen thought deeply, when Loki came to this world, the two should discuss how to repay this lady's love.But, now...

"Brother, stop, you can't go anywhere."

The sledgehammer suddenly let go of Hulk, jumped over and landed from the air, blocking Dou Sen's way.

"Since you will become a woman, I need to take you back and ask your mother to teach you what you need to pay attention to when you are a girl. In short, before you see your mother, you can't leave my sight without authorization, and you are not allowed to follow me casually. Strange people go out to fool around, and you can't have deviant behavior before marriage. If something like this happens again, I will not only smash the head of the fucker who dared to touch you, but I will also sue my mother and let her smash it Your ass. I'll do what I say."

Oh, SHIT!

Thinking of his strict fairy queen who forbade them from fooling around even when he was a man, Dou Sen felt a burst of despair.

He doesn't want to be re-educated by Her Highness the Fairy Queen's lady!No--! ! ! !

Facts have proved that human potential is always infinite.

Dou Sen, who was brought back to Earth by his brother and taught by his mother, was in despair.He was just for fun, no, he just seriously thought about removing the curse and changed his personality accidentally, and he didn't really want to be a woman, he has already changed back, okay, don't accept the fairy queen's lady course brainwashing ah ah ah ah!

Not to mention brainwashing, the fairy queen seems to have misunderstood something, looked at him very kindly, and persuaded him not to worry, even if Thor didn't respond, don't give up on yourself, deliberately find others to anger him-who wants Thor to respond!fall!He counted on his unreliable father Odin to persuade his mother, but he didn't expect his unreliable father to be as quiet as a chicken, and finally told him meaningfully, you can't fool us with only a virtual lover , we understand, don't worry, I will make the decision for you.

In fact, from the perspective of the Odin couple, their reading comprehension is absolutely correct.You see, the youngest son has been secretly in love with the eldest son since a long time ago, and various things happened later, and the relationship between the two may have deepened.Otherwise, how do you explain that the younger son disguised himself as a woman, and the older son forcibly tied him back, and made the mother's education sentiment problem-if the younger son was not adopted by them, but looked at directly as a girl, the rounding is The two quarreled and the younger son found a lover, and the older son was so angry that he tied him back!Why is sentimental education?I didn't hear what my son said, but if she wants to remember not to mess around before marriage, then she just wants to get married!What did you say?Thor's girlfriend Jane?Isn't that the ex-girlfriend?People from outside are like the child brides-in-law raised by themselves! No way, the little prince is so caring!

Because, in fact, Thor has a misunderstanding.His thinking is at right angles, and he doesn't know how to turn.The idea of ​​the Odin couple is that as a royal family, you can't mess around before marriage, but what's so strange about normal relationships?Is it the same regardless of gender male or female?At most, just tell them not to kill people.Look at Hella going after Professor X, her mother didn't say much, and even taught her two tricks.

But Thor has stayed on the earth for a long time and has been influenced by the people on earth. In addition, he loves his brother very much. He always feels that his brother is so weak that he will be bullied and suffer.This time, things hit the bull's-eye that he was worried about, so he overreacted (totally normal for people on Earth).

This gap in the understanding of ethics caused the Odin couple to think that Thor had already realized his feelings (?!) and prepared to get married (!!) when he tied Dou Sen (female) back... You guys are more imaginative than the screenwriter Make up with your brain!

Dou Sen was so angry that his liver ached, why did a simple thing be so complicated because of a different gender!He knew that if he didn't think of a way to slip away, he would really be detained by his adoptive parents as a child bride-in-law and passed through the door directly.

"Oh, my love, I know you are looking at every corner of the earth, why are you so cruel, why don't you take me away quickly? Do you know what I have gone through for you?"

He recited like poetry, and his poor appearance was heartbreaking.

Unfortunately, nothing happens.

So he turned back to a serious face: "Dear junior brother, if you continue to be indifferent, I will tell Thor that I became a woman because of you, and you are still my lover, what do you think of this idea?"

So a circle immediately appeared on the ground, causing Dou Sen to fall freely.

However, after the free fall to the ground, Dou Sen, who got up, couldn't help complaining. This is probably the reason why his junior brother has always been single. Doesn't the beautiful woman know where to go?

"This proposition has been a false proposition from the very beginning. First of all, brother, you are a man." Strange mage Stephen sighed, "Secondly, you should have fun, why don't you come back?"

"You think I don't want to?" Dou Sen flipped his hair down angrily, "I wanted to change back when that damn Thanos bit my neck and Ebony Maw took weird photos! But I didn't expect that kind of drink mix Afterwards, it has weak toxicity to the body of the frost giant, and if the molecular recombination causes the toxicity to mutate, it will be a disaster. I can only wait a few more days for the body to expel the toxin naturally."

...biting the neck?

…… Strange photo? ! !

Master Qi's complexion became uneasy, and he deeply felt that he was still wrong.Just because Loki is strong, there shouldn't be an illusion that Loki can handle anything.Sure enough, women are still different from men, and they are too easy to be taken advantage of.Especially since Rocky himself is a man, he is defenseless in this respect.

"I get it, I will protect you while your body is still a woman. I'm going to put a guardian spell on you so I can find your place at any time."

"Of course not, don't think about it, I don't need any guardian spells."

Dou Sen rolled his eyes, what are you kidding, his position is always controlled by the strange mage?

"Sorry, I overlooked it. As a mage, you definitely don't want others to use magic on you. Then let me stay with you during this time to make sure nothing goes wrong."

Dou Sen felt something was wrong.That's right, why is his junior brother so polite all of a sudden?The previous complaints, the previous roll of the eyes when I saw him, where did the junior brother who saw him with a stomachache and disliked him before go?

"Are you all right, Stephen, I can take care of myself, and your eagerness gives me the creeps."

"No, you can't." Master Strange asserted, "A person who can take care of himself will not be almost taken advantage of by two different men in such a short period of time. Oh, plus your brother, who almost married you through his family Yes, three."

Dou Sen almost twitched: "That's a misunderstanding. The Odins always think that their son is so good that everyone in the world loves him! Thor doesn't mean that at all, he likes a woman, Jane!"

Stephen frowned: "Even if what you said is true, what he did is too much. Your current body is a woman's. He just grabbed your waist and brought you back by your shoulders! Don't talk about his parents, even me When I first saw it, I was shocked, thinking that he had snatched a wife from somewhere."

Trembling black line: "So you really saw it with magic early in the morning, and you still stand and watch the fun?"

Stephen coughed in embarrassment: "After all, he's your brother, so he won't really hurt you. But Thor is indeed very nervous and doesn't take care of women enough."

Although Stephen himself doesn't take much care of women, he thinks he should be a hundred times stronger than Thor.At the very least, if his younger brother accidentally becomes a younger sister, he won't let his parents almost have a kiss-on-kiss wedding without realizing it.

"In short, before you can change back, please be honest and don't leave my sight, my senior brother. Otherwise, I will take you to see senior brother Modu and Master Gu Yi right now."

Dou Sen felt desperate, why is this rhetoric so familiar?What the hell, why is he being illegally imprisoned again, and the damn person who is going to follow him this time can monitor the entire earth, and he can also move in space!

"I'm never going to be a girl again."

This is too bad luck!If women work so hard, he will not turn into a woman in this life, even for pranks!