[Chaoying] When Dou Sen is dressed as the second princess

The first thing Dou Sen returns to the original world is to confirm whether the spiritual connection is still valid.

Unfortunately, it's very effective.

Why do you say it is unfortunate?Because I found that the connection can be like a phone, allowing the two people to communicate mentally, and no matter what they said, Dou Sen, who is in another world, has no way to beat Loki or directly apply a mental attack (Du Sen is not very To confirm the extent to which Loki under the human body can withstand mental attacks), Loki began to release the self in the spiritual world.

"My sister said, let me teach you how to pick up girls." Loki said with a serious face that made Dou Sen crazy, "My sister said that she doesn't want a sister-in-law who is hated by hundreds of millions of viewers. So let me teach you how to pick up girls." Teach you your eyesight for picking people and the ability to pick up girls."

"Don't bother you!"

"Well, I just want to ask, are you really not interested in SE! X at all, or are you interested, and you didn't get involved?" Loki still maintained a serious look, but I'm afraid he was gloating, "The latter If so, I can help you supplement your experience of picking up girls or picking up guys. In the case of the former, do you have psychological ED? I remember that my body was fine before I left, and it can still be used normally. Thinking about one day, something unpredictable may happen If you want me to return to my original body, please cherish this body a little more when you use it. If you accumulate too much, it’s really not good for your body.”

Dou Sen decisively hung up the connection.

Why did he seek abuse and leave a spiritual connection for this guy!

Isn't it just having a wife and children?What's so great about it?unacceptable!

So after hanging up the connection, Mr. Dou Sen, who was quite angry, took a few breaths and turned to look at the two people who came back with him.

Forget it, his elder brother, this guy actually has a child, but he doesn't know it.The reason for guessing this is simple. Some time ago, Thor and Jane got along happily, and he didn't have time to run around to harass others.In the blink of an eye, this guy had so much time to come out and meddle in his own business, apparently because he was having trouble with his girlfriend.Later, he went to talk to Jane again to confirm whether his guess was correct.

So he looked decisively at the Winter Soldier again.

"Is it really that great to have kids?"

His loyal guard bowed his head and thought for a moment, then answered him seriously.

"Having children is not a big deal. Just marrying the one you love, giving birth to a child they expect, and forming a family. This kind of life is the envy of normal people. But after the ego is transformed into a weapon, it is no longer considered That kind of option. The great thing for me is not whether I have children, but that someone needs me."

His words made Dou Sen feel guilty.Come to think of it, he never helped Sebastian, oh no, what the Winter Soldier was doing.Instead, he not only lost his Hydra owner, but also left his old friend Captain America.He never wanted the Winter Soldier to follow him, because he felt that it was too heavy to take on another person's life.But now he finds that this is his inescapable responsibility.

"I'm grateful that you value me, but you shouldn't be alone in your life." He replied, "As you said, the important thing is not the child, but someone who can always support you. Don't let go of being with beautiful girls. A chance to date, of course, it doesn't matter if it's a handsome guy."

"Okay, my dear brother, can we talk about finding girls for friendship next time?" Thor couldn't help interrupting, "I think both Steve and Tony want to talk to you Talk about the aliens who are planning to invade the earth. If you don't come with me, I'll tell mom about you having a suitor in a starship."

"I said I'm not a suitor!" Dou Sen denied with a headache.

"I'm sorry, my son's EQ is relatively low, and I have caused you trouble."

The old scientist who opened the space door for them repented.

"I think it's all small things. The most important thing is that thing that looks like a communicator. It has been turned on several times when you were away." Crossbones couldn't help sighing, "I came from a familiar number. I answered all of them, that is, some rants from your senior brother, and the agent asked you about the promotion and shooting of the next film. But there is also an unfamiliar number, which I have never dared to answer."

Dou Sen stared at his communicator, feeling a lot of pressure.He forgot his two communication numbers, and the great leader still knows them all.One of the communicators had been destroyed when he left the ship, so he hadn't wondered if anyone would contact the communicator here.

But he can't show anything, or Thor will be nagging again.

"You're doing well, Wishbone. Maybe it's a call from an acquaintance of mine, or a sales call. I'll call back later."

"May I ask about the Infinity Stones?" Dr. Banner, who had been huddled in the corner, asked eagerly, "We have been researching, and we have made progress, but the thing you want to do, Could it be because it has something to do with the conversation just now?"

Dou Sen nodded: "That's right, I want you to make an imitation infinite gem. It's better to be able to time or remote control explosion."

This time there was ten seconds of silence.Even the sledgehammer couldn't help showing a sympathetic expression.

"What's wrong? Any other questions?"

Dou Sen has no idea why these people have such expressions. Shouldn't they be fully prepared for the incoming enemies?Especially if you already know what the opponent's goal is.

"I'm sorry, my brother is a bit slow in that aspect. After all, when he was in Asgard, there were more people who liked him, so he has become accustomed to causing trouble for you." Sledgehammer apologized to the old scientist scientist heartbroken.

"What stupid things, when I was in Asgard, you all thought I was not strong enough." Dou Sen couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Especially those damn fox friends of yours, every time you go hunting, you have to show them off to me. quarry, in order to laugh at me for having nothing I could bring myself to hunt."

...They are all trying to curry favor with you!Because I feel that you are so weak and need to be taken care of, I share my prey with you!I couldn't help complaining like this in my heart, but the sledgehammer still didn't say anything.He always felt that there was nothing wrong with his friend being misunderstood by his younger brother.To usurp his brother's position, one Loki is enough.

But the appearance of Banner reminded Dou Sen of another thing.

"I said doctor, do you want to take an interstellar trip recently?" Dou Sen asked, "You know, that lady has always been reluctant to have too much contact with men because of her physical problems. I have confirmed that , there is a person who has this kind of biological repair fluid. But the price is quite expensive.”

"Really?" Dr. Banner became excited, he knew that Dou Sen should be talking about Natasha.That's why he was tricked into taking part in the study in the first place.

Natasha had an operation when she was trained as an agent, so she will not have any more children.This made her always feel that she was a monster, no matter how deeply she invested in any relationship, it would end quickly and without a problem in the end.

Dr. Banner felt that the female agent had been indifferent to him recently. Later, Hawkeye looked at him pitifully and felt sorry for him. He mentioned this matter to him, and he knew a little bit about it.Although he himself doesn't care about having children, even if he genetically synthesizes one, it's not a big problem.But for a woman, whether her body is capable of bearing children seems to matter.

"You know, I have a good impression of Natasha. So I won't lie to you about this kind of thing." Dou Sen persuaded, "I talked with the other party. Although the price is relatively high, it's not impossible to find a way Accommodating. His family has a cosmic scale arena, and every time a lot of people are attracted to fight matches. If you can beat their fighting champion, sign him a short-term contract, and make enough money for him in a year, I think He doesn't mind paying on credit first."

Banner agreed with only a slight hesitation.If it was Natasha who brought it up, he'd probably be sad because he didn't want to be the Hulk, and doing so seemed to be exploiting his love for Natasha.As if she loved the Hulk, not Banner.

But it was another matter when Dou Sen brought it up, and he himself agreed.Who doesn't want to fulfill any wish of their lover!Regardless of whether you have worked hard because of this, it is enough to win a smile from your lover.And Banner knows that Hulk loves Natasha too.

Seeing that this was done, Dou Sen immediately persuaded his brother again.

"Actually, I think brother, you need to go there more than Dr. Banner. The reason is very simple, brother, you can't beat Thanos. And there are the most systematic training and the strongest fighters. Take the flight of Thanos' spaceship The situation, even if you use space warping, it will take a long time to get there. Isn't this the time for you to train well?"

"But doesn't it sound like a long way?" Thor questioned.

"It doesn't matter. He has branches on various planets, so there are space stations connected to wormholes, leading directly to them. Large battleships and the like cannot pass through, but small spaceships that can carry two people must be no problem."

So Thor, who was fooled by his brother, was also thinking about whether he should go for training.

"Okay, I'll discuss it with other people first, and then I'll tell you later."

"If it's sister-in-law, don't worry, I'll tell you."

"I'm so glad you finally admit that Jane is your sister-in-law!"

Dou Sen squinted at his elder brother, why did you ask your wife to ask your younger brother to admit it?It is because of you that you will be dumped.