[Chaoying] When Dou Sen is dressed as the second princess

In fact, Dou Sen did not see the meaningful action of the Winter Soldier before, and his attention was all on his other self.Loki noticed it, otherwise he would have stimulated Dou Sen with more intense words.

Mr. Li also paid attention, but he ignored it with a very mature smile.In contrast, I also noticed that the real big brother Donnie is the one who decisively solves the problem with a sharp knife.

There was another person who also noticed, this person was lying on the door near the crack to peek.Later, when the Winter Soldier changed positions and hugged his arms, this person mistakenly thought that the Winter Soldier was about to make a more threatening gesture.

"NO!!!" The man screamed and rushed in, "You can't kill him, let our children lose their father!!!"

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The whole scene seemed to be paused, and everyone froze on the spot with shocked expressions.

This time it was Loki's turn to press his temple.

"Oh my god, baby, please don't add trouble at this time. How did you come up with such a ruinous joke?"

"It's not a joke, I just didn't have time to tell you."

Dou Sen was surprised at first, then his expression distorted!He tugged at Loki's collar and roared intimidatingly!

"You used my body to pick up a girl, and even a child! In such a short period of time?"

"What can I do? This is a normal physiological reaction!"

"Hell's normal physiological reaction! Are you guys of age? How dare you lay hands on her?"

"I'm an adult, but I look smaller." The girl replied calmly.

"Your body should already be an adult." Loki replied seriously, bypassing the question of whether he was an adult when he wore it.

"How can you, how can you be so despicable!" Dou Sen thinks that this guy is definitely doing it on purpose. He did this to prevent himself from getting it back, and he wanted double insurance for his body.

"I didn't do it on purpose!" Loki, who could understand the meaning in a second, was obviously not innocent, "I just wanted to have a girlfriend, I never thought of having a child! Who made this world without contraceptive magic!"

Mr. Li cleared his throat and coughed, walked over, and stuffed something into Loki's hand.

Everyone looked at this little adult must-have item, and looked at the old man speechlessly.Why do you carry this kind of thing with you?You...you are really old and strong!

"No, that's not the problem! You are going to take this child, what about my child?"

"Be clear, this is my child." Rocky pushed Dou Sen away and straightened his collar, "No matter which body you use, my child is my child."

For some reason, everyone suddenly remembered Loki's legend about Pegasus, and fell silent for a while. (There is a legend in the myth that Loki turned into a horse to seduce Pegasus, and then gave birth to a little Pegasus. And the legendary Loki often does this kind of thing, which is why his children have gods, wolves, and horses. )

"Oh, really? I have a little niece!?" For Sledgehammer, no matter which Loki it was, it was his brother, so the child was obviously his niece.

"It's not necessarily a girl! Also, when did I get to know you very well, go away."

Loki obviously disliked this stupid brother who never grew up.

"You are my younger brother, then your child must be my nephew."

Sledgehammer is kind, although he hopes that she is a considerate and lovely girl rather than a boy who is as troubled as his younger brother.

"For our family, there is nothing wrong with having an extra brother. Well, wait a minute." Sledgehammer suddenly remembered, "You don't have the idea of ​​starting several wars of various types for filming, do you? Is there a suitor who drives an interstellar warship and intends to destroy the universe?"

"of course not."

Loki answered decisively, and looked at Dou Sen meaningfully.

"That's good, it's much more worry-free. Don't worry, our family will be very happy when we know your existence."

Sledgehammer laughed happily, and Dou Sen couldn't help it. He stabbed this stupid brother who spread rumors everywhere, but unfortunately his brother skillfully caught him.

"I didn't say that, and it's not that I don't learn at all. Every time you always stick to a position, I already know how to guard against it. Hahaha!"

"Then I, then I..." The girl was still a little dazed, "Can I give birth to this child?"

"Of course, baby." Loki brushed aside the others kindly, walked over to hug her and kissed her, "If you like, how many more can we have in the future?"

"It seems that your good news is coming soon." Donnie nodded, without reminding the child who the biological father was.

Dou Sen's face was distorted, and he grabbed his hair in annoyance, wishing to tear them all off.

The child is innocent, and so is this beautiful lady, and he can't do anything else but accept the fact that the loathsome Loki used his body to create a child.

But this also proves once again that not being able to find a partner is not a physical problem, but a character problem.Look at how long he has been in the Marvel world, and he hasn't even got a girlfriend. He has only had a child in his world for a few days.

And Dou Sen can fully imagine that the balance of public opinion may be biased towards Rocky at once.Among other things, his parents and sisters, if they hear that a cute little niece is about to be born (he will be a daughter by default), they will definitely put him aside and treat Loki as his own son. stand up.

That's right, his family is so philistine and shameless.While paying attention to family ties, they also pay attention to blood relationship.Compared with Dou Sen, who has no achievements, Rocky, who is about to have a child as a backer, must be more pleasing to them.

"Oh, Shit!"

He couldn't help squatting there with his head covered, unable to say anything for a long time.

In contrast, Rocky, who had a child to rely on, became elated, and even dared to walk over, squatted beside him, patted him on the shoulder and teased him fearlessly.

"Actually, I don't think it's bad to switch back now. After you see a human child, I just thought it would be nice to have a frost giant child."

Afterwards, Thor spent 15 minutes preventing one of his brothers from beating another to death.

The author has something to say:

Rocky: Let me tell you what is the value of father and son, hahahaha!

Author: Those who shout to let Brother Mie come to the real world, you are enough, don't you want to leave a way for yourself and the world to survive!Your comments made me read the previous article I wrote again, thinking that they were married somewhere!I finally understand the meaning of the phrase "Fans looking at each other under the filter is love, talking is kissing, calling brothers is having children" that others complained about.