[Chaoying] When Dou Sen is dressed as the second princess
Chapter 101 The Rescued Thor
As soon as Thor woke up, he saw a group of strange-looking people, and for a while thought he had traveled through time.
"who are you?!"
The pain in his abdomen woke his brain, and he immediately tried to get up, even though that would have exacerbated his injury.
"Hey buddy, calm down, Thanos' spaceship has already left, you can't catch up."
While Xingjue threw the fruit into his mouth, he pretended to be very serious and told the other party the truth.It's a pity that his movements betrayed his slick nature.
"What about the others? My brother and—I mean didn't you see a little girl with a guy?"
"We only found you and a wounded beast, that guy is really bad, it almost bit me, you have to accompany me for mental damage!" Rocket Raccoon yelled angrily.
Thor turned his head and saw that he was crawling on the ground, his hind legs were wrapped in bandages, and his front paws were as disheveled as whack-a-mole. Are you having fun?
"Huh, it's good that there is no corpse." Thor calmed down, "That bastard must have taken my sister and brother!"
"What! Holding flowers in both hands? Does your sister look alike to your brother?"
Xingjue, who had filled his brain with [-] words of unspeakable plot, asked excitedly.
"Star Lord!" Gamora gave him a shudder without hesitation, "I'm so sorry, please ignore this idiot. Mind telling me what happened?"
"Our family was going back to Earth, and there was a conflict over the destination on the way. Then...that guy suddenly appeared...Damn, why didn't I expect it? There have been so many omens, and the old man who spoke to Loki warned We, his son, were asking about Loki. I should have asked what was going on!"
Thor regretted it unceasingly, his brain was not as fast as Loki's, so generally speaking, he used to wait for Loki to explain to him when he encountered something he didn't understand, and he would only ask unless Loki didn't explain.This time he was a little slower, and the enemy came directly.
"What? Grandpa talking to mom?" Gamora's eyes were about to protrude!
"What? So even the parents approve?!" Xingjue was surprised by this super development.
"Grandpa? Mom?!!"
Thor stared at the man and woman, and he had a rather bad feeling.
"O__O uh... this... let's explain."
Gamora swallowed, and organized her lines in her head: "Actually, the one who attacked your ship should be my father Thanos. But I was adopted! And I have already broken up with him!"
...This rhetoric seems a bit familiar, and Thor couldn't help but think so.
Xingjue cleared his throat: "Actually, this is my girlfriend - oh, it hurts, don't hit me, and I know you, you are Thor, I saw you in the movie, sign me a little later name."
"What do you mean little mom?!"
Thor still clings to what they said earlier.
"Ahem, little mom, it's just... When Dad is looking for Second Spring, we usually call this little mom."
Xingjue tried his best to use a serious tone and a serious tone, describing this event that was probably extremely embarrassing to the person involved.
...The woman is the daughter of Thanos = her mother is the target of Thanos = ... WHATTHEFU*K! ! !
"What a joke!!" Thor was angry, "Is that guy a pedophile? My sister looks so small!!!"
"So you're underage?" Xingjue was surprised.
"No, I'm an adult! It's my sister, her body is still a child!"
"Hey hey hey, are you evading the facts or are you really stupid, didn't you listen to what they said just now?" Rocket Raccoon really couldn't stand such a time-wasting inefficient behavior, "They call Loki little mom! Simply put Said, it is this rotten girl who thinks that her father wants to fuck your brother, do you understand this time? Although I think this is all her own YY, there are many rumors about Thanos, and there are quite a few lovers of him, but they are all The females, of course they were all killed."
Gamora retorted: "You don't understand, Rocket. In Dad's mind, love and SEX are separate. For him, SEX is like an instinctive behavior, and it's okay without love. On the other hand, if you love him It doesn't necessarily need SEX, the goddess of death he has been talking about before doesn't even have a body."
Rocket raised his eyebrows: "So?"
Gamora: "So it's two different things for him to pursue a little mom and the girl he likes to fuck."
Thor: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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It took them a lot of time and energy to stop the frantic Thor.
In the end, Star-Lord persuaded Thor with his rhetoric to go to Earth with them first, find an alliance, and prevent Thanos from finding all the infinite gems.
"I just told you brother, think about it, during the time you are in a coma, if something that shouldn't have happened would have happened earlier, it doesn't matter what you do ╮(╯_╰)╭. Think about it the other way around, There may be five hundred people who have been deceived by your eloquent brother, and I believe that relying on his eloquence to fool Thanos into protecting himself will not be a problem."
...Thor, who has infinite confidence in his younger brother's deception skills, cheered up. He believed that no matter how powerful Thanos is in combat power and wisdom, when my brother wants to stab his kidney, he will be able to stab him successfully!
"That's right, that's right, my dad is also relatively slow, as long as he doesn't expose it, he should be able to fool him for a long time." Gamora nodded to confirm.
"That is to say, once your little mother's status is exposed, it will be solid." Xingjue couldn't help complaining.
Sledgehammer felt unsafe when she said that.He still has to save his brother quickly!He already knew that there are many people who have said that my brother is so cute and want to sleep with him. I just warned my brother to be careful of scumbags, but I didn't expect that even scumbags are trying to beat my brother!My brother is so cute, what should I do if he kills both men and women, I am also very desperate!
"By the way, my hammer! My Mjollnir!" Thor remembered his Meow Meow hammer, "It was broken, damn it, it was with me like my best friend. Without it, I How to defeat Thanos, empty handed? No, I have to go back and ask my father to see if there is any way to fix it. Where is my hammer?"
"Eh? You mean, this?" Xingjue picked up a hammer without any head, only the body, referred to as an iron rod, "I think this is like your weapon, I brought it for you."
Thor: "...what about the rest?"
Star Lord: "Huh? There are other parts? Isn't your weapon a mallet?"
Gamora: "Balmstick, you ghost! Have you watched the movie well! Thor's weapon is the hammerhead, the hammerhead!!!"
Star-Lord: "Of course my attention is on Natasha's chest and butt curves, why should I pay attention to the man's weapon?"
Thor: "Turn around, turn around, back to my original ship! The pieces of my hammer are still there!"
Mantis: "Well, actually, I brought it for you."
Thor (moved): Thank you! ! !
Praying Mantis: Spits out a large mass of slime mixed with metal.
Xingjue: "Wait a minute, don't you just need photosynthesis without eating?"
Praying Mantis: (shy)
Thor: .........I must be having a nightmare.
"who are you?!"
The pain in his abdomen woke his brain, and he immediately tried to get up, even though that would have exacerbated his injury.
"Hey buddy, calm down, Thanos' spaceship has already left, you can't catch up."
While Xingjue threw the fruit into his mouth, he pretended to be very serious and told the other party the truth.It's a pity that his movements betrayed his slick nature.
"What about the others? My brother and—I mean didn't you see a little girl with a guy?"
"We only found you and a wounded beast, that guy is really bad, it almost bit me, you have to accompany me for mental damage!" Rocket Raccoon yelled angrily.
Thor turned his head and saw that he was crawling on the ground, his hind legs were wrapped in bandages, and his front paws were as disheveled as whack-a-mole. Are you having fun?
"Huh, it's good that there is no corpse." Thor calmed down, "That bastard must have taken my sister and brother!"
"What! Holding flowers in both hands? Does your sister look alike to your brother?"
Xingjue, who had filled his brain with [-] words of unspeakable plot, asked excitedly.
"Star Lord!" Gamora gave him a shudder without hesitation, "I'm so sorry, please ignore this idiot. Mind telling me what happened?"
"Our family was going back to Earth, and there was a conflict over the destination on the way. Then...that guy suddenly appeared...Damn, why didn't I expect it? There have been so many omens, and the old man who spoke to Loki warned We, his son, were asking about Loki. I should have asked what was going on!"
Thor regretted it unceasingly, his brain was not as fast as Loki's, so generally speaking, he used to wait for Loki to explain to him when he encountered something he didn't understand, and he would only ask unless Loki didn't explain.This time he was a little slower, and the enemy came directly.
"What? Grandpa talking to mom?" Gamora's eyes were about to protrude!
"What? So even the parents approve?!" Xingjue was surprised by this super development.
"Grandpa? Mom?!!"
Thor stared at the man and woman, and he had a rather bad feeling.
"O__O uh... this... let's explain."
Gamora swallowed, and organized her lines in her head: "Actually, the one who attacked your ship should be my father Thanos. But I was adopted! And I have already broken up with him!"
...This rhetoric seems a bit familiar, and Thor couldn't help but think so.
Xingjue cleared his throat: "Actually, this is my girlfriend - oh, it hurts, don't hit me, and I know you, you are Thor, I saw you in the movie, sign me a little later name."
"What do you mean little mom?!"
Thor still clings to what they said earlier.
"Ahem, little mom, it's just... When Dad is looking for Second Spring, we usually call this little mom."
Xingjue tried his best to use a serious tone and a serious tone, describing this event that was probably extremely embarrassing to the person involved.
...The woman is the daughter of Thanos = her mother is the target of Thanos = ... WHATTHEFU*K! ! !
"What a joke!!" Thor was angry, "Is that guy a pedophile? My sister looks so small!!!"
"So you're underage?" Xingjue was surprised.
"No, I'm an adult! It's my sister, her body is still a child!"
"Hey hey hey, are you evading the facts or are you really stupid, didn't you listen to what they said just now?" Rocket Raccoon really couldn't stand such a time-wasting inefficient behavior, "They call Loki little mom! Simply put Said, it is this rotten girl who thinks that her father wants to fuck your brother, do you understand this time? Although I think this is all her own YY, there are many rumors about Thanos, and there are quite a few lovers of him, but they are all The females, of course they were all killed."
Gamora retorted: "You don't understand, Rocket. In Dad's mind, love and SEX are separate. For him, SEX is like an instinctive behavior, and it's okay without love. On the other hand, if you love him It doesn't necessarily need SEX, the goddess of death he has been talking about before doesn't even have a body."
Rocket raised his eyebrows: "So?"
Gamora: "So it's two different things for him to pursue a little mom and the girl he likes to fuck."
Thor: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
……
…………
It took them a lot of time and energy to stop the frantic Thor.
In the end, Star-Lord persuaded Thor with his rhetoric to go to Earth with them first, find an alliance, and prevent Thanos from finding all the infinite gems.
"I just told you brother, think about it, during the time you are in a coma, if something that shouldn't have happened would have happened earlier, it doesn't matter what you do ╮(╯_╰)╭. Think about it the other way around, There may be five hundred people who have been deceived by your eloquent brother, and I believe that relying on his eloquence to fool Thanos into protecting himself will not be a problem."
...Thor, who has infinite confidence in his younger brother's deception skills, cheered up. He believed that no matter how powerful Thanos is in combat power and wisdom, when my brother wants to stab his kidney, he will be able to stab him successfully!
"That's right, that's right, my dad is also relatively slow, as long as he doesn't expose it, he should be able to fool him for a long time." Gamora nodded to confirm.
"That is to say, once your little mother's status is exposed, it will be solid." Xingjue couldn't help complaining.
Sledgehammer felt unsafe when she said that.He still has to save his brother quickly!He already knew that there are many people who have said that my brother is so cute and want to sleep with him. I just warned my brother to be careful of scumbags, but I didn't expect that even scumbags are trying to beat my brother!My brother is so cute, what should I do if he kills both men and women, I am also very desperate!
"By the way, my hammer! My Mjollnir!" Thor remembered his Meow Meow hammer, "It was broken, damn it, it was with me like my best friend. Without it, I How to defeat Thanos, empty handed? No, I have to go back and ask my father to see if there is any way to fix it. Where is my hammer?"
"Eh? You mean, this?" Xingjue picked up a hammer without any head, only the body, referred to as an iron rod, "I think this is like your weapon, I brought it for you."
Thor: "...what about the rest?"
Star Lord: "Huh? There are other parts? Isn't your weapon a mallet?"
Gamora: "Balmstick, you ghost! Have you watched the movie well! Thor's weapon is the hammerhead, the hammerhead!!!"
Star-Lord: "Of course my attention is on Natasha's chest and butt curves, why should I pay attention to the man's weapon?"
Thor: "Turn around, turn around, back to my original ship! The pieces of my hammer are still there!"
Mantis: "Well, actually, I brought it for you."
Thor (moved): Thank you! ! !
Praying Mantis: Spits out a large mass of slime mixed with metal.
Xingjue: "Wait a minute, don't you just need photosynthesis without eating?"
Praying Mantis: (shy)
Thor: .........I must be having a nightmare.
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