Zixuji

My surname is Li, my name is Zhuo, and I am originally from Baojie Village. People who urinate are different. Li Gousheng from the east of the village and Li Ergou from the west of the village are all defeated by me. I think I am very talented and disdain Being with the children in the village, I don't pay much attention to the adults on weekdays.Just in the middle of winter, I went to the Baojie River to fish in the ice, and caught a big one. The fish fluttered in my arms, slipped and fell into the river.However, God will not kill me, let me meet the Taoist priest on Zixu Mountain, the Taoist priest stood on the flying sword, with a wave of the whisk, I hugged my thigh just like that, ah bah, I entered the immortal way.

The one who caught me was the head of the Zixu Sect, that is, my master--Shangxu Daoist.His old man is four hundred and three this year, and he will be in another realm in another nine or seven years.The disciples under my seat have changed a few times, either they have practiced the way of inaction, or they have practiced the way of reincarnation, wandering in the clouds, married in marriage, none of them stayed forever, let me pick up a big brother for nothing.

Now the old ones are replaced by new ones in the gate, and the emperor promotes Taoism, and the mountain gradually becomes lively.Cultivating the Tao is actually cultivating the mind. In addition to listening to the morning class and doing two tricks with the younger brothers and sisters, and occasionally going down the mountain to kill a demon guard and sell amulets, life is very comfortable.With a sword in my waist, I walked out of the courtyard gate to the coma room, and a few younger junior sisters walked by in front of me, and the soft shouts of the senior brother made my feet float a little bit.

Looking at the black plaque in the coma room, I was just about to kick the door, when a flying sword broke through the door and shot straight at the door in front of me. The sword at my waist was out of its sheath, and there was a sound of "bang Dang", sparks flew everywhere, and my mouth The sword formula was not loose, he entered the room with two steps, kicked the person sitting on the futon over with his feet.The clash of weapons outside stopped immediately.I recalled the saber from my waist and then knelt down. The operation was smooth and smooth.

"The disciple was terrified and offended the master, please punish him."

The master coughed and said, "Recently, you have made great progress. Get up, you have been terrified 36 times in a month, and I am also very terrified as a teacher."

I smiled and helped the old man to sit down, touched a futon and sat down, ready to accept Master's moral influence, but I don't know whether it is Wang Erbo's wine or Aunt Li's chicken this time.Unexpectedly, before the mat was hot, the master made a trick to change it away. I panicked and sat down on the ground, falling hard.I thought, this old man really holds a grudge, I kicked him, and he kicked me back, still smiling and sat up straight.

I only heard the master speak, with a little more kindness in his tone: "How many times does Zhuo'er go down the mountain this month?"

"Back to Master, there are 68 incidents, big and small." I asked knowingly, wasn't it sent by you, other juniors and younger sisters have 10 times a month, that's a lot, but I have no time to spare, why Uncle Zhang lost his hoe, Aunt Li drank The water was out of breath, and Wang Po's melons were not sold, so he sent me down the mountain even if it was a serious matter.

The master looked at me lovingly, stroked his beard, "Zuo'er has a chivalrous heart, I am very pleased with you. But ----- I heard that you went down the mountain yesterday..."

"I know I was wrong!" I lowered my head, with the expression of a prodigal son turning around, repenting, and regretting his mistakes.Admit it, I don't need too much experience, facial expressions, tone, and demeanor are all very particular.

"It's quick to admit your mistake. Do you know why I called you today?" I was about to say I don't know, but the master said by himself: "Yesterday you went down the mountain to find chickens for Mrs. Li. You received a reward and took a chicken with you. Shan, killing is strictly prohibited inside the gate, you ran to your second junior brother Song Qingzhi's room and plucked out chicken feathers, and even accused him of eating a piece of meat."

"I'm wronged. Aunt Li insisted on giving the chicken to my disciple. The disciple said that the reward had already been received and he couldn't accept the chicken. Aunt Li said that he had to accept it because he had received a lot of care from the disciple. The disciple couldn't help it, so I took it. I took the chicken and returned it." Shan Zuoyou thought about it wrong, happened to meet Junior Brother Song, and the disciple invited him to share it if he didn’t want to eat it all by himself, then went to the room of the Junior Brother, knocked the chicken out, and after the chicken was plucked and roasted, Junior Brother Song was shy and refused to eat it, the disciple In line with Master's usual teachings to care for juniors and juniors, I made a little ingenuity to let my juniors take a bite." I kept talking, and I believed everything I said.

The master sighed, and said calmly, "I'm not old yet. After two injections of incense, I got up and repaired this door within today. No spells are allowed. Tomorrow, I will go down the mountain with Qingzhi, Lanzhi, and Yingmu. You will be notified of the situation.”

So, ginger is still old and spicy, did I break the door?The whole thing is broken into palms, and it is difficult to practice spells. Let me pay for it myself, and save manpower. It is called letting the disciples learn lessons in labor.Tomorrow I have to go down the mountain to do coolies, and I'm still with Song Qingzhi's little boy who keeps his face all day, thinking about it makes me angry.This Song Qingzhi was only a year behind me, and he won the favor of all the juniors because of his good looks. Even when the master mentioned him, he always looked like a future successor.I aspire to practice Taoism to fight for righteousness, and I have no intention of fighting for the position of the successor of the head.What I can't understand is that he actually took away my stalwart image in the hearts of all my juniors and younger sisters.According to the rules, the new disciples were received by me. I held up the flying sword and flew in white clothes. At that moment, every junior and junior sister looked at me with reverence. The younger juniors saw my shy face from a distance, and softly shouted to senior brother Jiao smiled and ran away.However, the junior sisters' attitude towards me changed as soon as they saw Song Qingzhi. Song Qingzhi, who is thin and tender, can't compare to me who is heroic, handsome and majestic, but women love him like that.Hey, the world.

After a busy night, I went back to my room and slept soundly. I hurriedly packed my bags and went to Song Qingzhi’s residence early in the morning. I kicked open the door to scare him, but there was no one on the bed, so I searched inside and out. There is no one, is it possible that this kid forgot about me, senior brother, and ran away with him?Zheng Sichen saw Song Qingzhi come back from a distance, I sat down on the only stool in the room and said with a smile: "Where did Song Shige come from this morning, I'm worried that Shixiong won't see you." He approached Only after I got there did I see something in his hand, he put it down and saluted me "Morning Brother Wuyou".Worry-free is my word, even the master finds it disgusting and refuses to call it. He is the only one who calls me that. Every time I hear it, I feel ashamed, and I just think he is trying to scare me.I just sat down and saluted him, "Junior Brother Yuyan, what did you buy?" I saw Song Qingzhi visibly shaking his hand holding the teacup, and my heart was very happy, to see who would react to whom, and what to do with me You and I are so affectionate, really I don't know who sued behind my back yesterday?

"Senior Brother Wuyou, drink some tea and have some breakfast." Open a pack of yellow paper, Xiao Long Bao, Golden Cake, Begonia Cake, Plum Blossom Cake, Steamed Dumplings, several in a row, unfortunately none of them I love, my hometown If you like spicy food, you don't like their southern salty and sweet taste.But I didn't eat after dinner last night, and I didn't feel hungry when I came here in a hurry in the morning. Now I saw this hot and steaming food, and the hungry bug in my stomach immediately clamored.

hiccup~

I feel much more comfortable. I said why I was so angry in the morning, thinking that I didn't eat and I was bored.I smashed my mouth and looked back and almost scared me to death, "Master...junior brother, you have been behind me all the time?" Could it be that I was so forgetful that I didn't even notice the person standing behind me?Song Qingzhi smiled when he saw me get up in a panic: "I'm reading a book, I just came here. It's time to leave." Sure enough, there was a copy of the "Wonderful Words Lotus Sutra" beside the bed.

Brother, do you practice Buddhism or Taoism?

The author has something to say: the words on the mobile phone code, about his own brain hole, finally made up his mind to write it down.