Taoist priests are above, monsters are below

Facing him, Zhao Fei walked over.

Liu Yang paused, whoosh, turned into the stable, and took refuge behind Xiao Hei.

"Come out," Zhao Fei said angrily.

Since yesterday's meal, Liu Yang ran away whenever he saw him, without letting him even touch him.

"No" Liu Yang resolutely refused, "Smelly rascal"

"I can't get out" Zhao Fei held back his anger, didn't I just have a crush on you, I'm afraid that Xiang Xiang saw Lord Yan, that's too much.

"No..." Liu Yang pulled Xiao Hei's mane to cover his face, "Smelly rascal, I won't let you succeed."

Liu Yang actually misunderstood. It was a beautiful and sweet thing to confess his sweetheart, but Zhao Fei's recent actions stimulated Liu Yang's fragile and sensitive nerves. Whether it was intentional or unintentional, Liu Yang regarded it as a It was a way to punish him, so Liu Yang only thought that what Zhao Fei did at the dinner table last night was teasing him. After all, almost no one said the three words "fucked" when they confessed their love.

The root cause is Zhao Fei's bad mouth.

"Little bastard, if you don't come out again, believe it or not, I'm here to do you!" Zhao Fei was so angry that he couldn't help it.I think he has been tossing and turning for this little bastard recently, dreaming about it, eating, drinking and entertaining him, but in the end, the little bastard didn't appreciate it.

As a middle-aged man who has been holding back for nearly 30 years and is finally about to realize his charming wish, he can't bear it.

During the confrontation between the two sides, Zhao Fei was like a firecracker, even a little spark would explode, while Liu Yang was like a firecracker soaked in water, and he would not make a sound when it was completely burned.

At the touch of a hair.

At this moment, Xiao Hei moved.

Just listen to "crack, blah, blah blah"

"Shu Tan" Xiao Hei shook his head to express his good mood, and they all came to me to flirt, so scared that I peed, okay?What is meant by "I made you here" is obviously Lao Tzu's shed, okay?My horse from the country is really knowledgeable, you city people are really good at playing.By the way, won't you be covered in lice if you come to a stable?

"Ah, Xiao Hei pee didn't say a word before." Liu Yang jumped, and half of horse urine was sprinkled on his shoes, making him so pissed off.

"Okay, hurry up and wash up." Zhao Fei felt ashamed, and the atmosphere just now completely dissipated.

"Oh..." Liu Yang also lost his fighting spirit and came out dejectedly. He was always the one who was unlucky.

"Come on, don't run around like this." Zhao Fei said to Liu Yang, it would be disgusting to live in someone else's house if the urine was stained everywhere, "Wait in the room, I'll bring the water to boil in a while. "

Zhao Fei strode towards the kitchen.

In the room, Liu Yang was puzzled by the large bucket of water.

"Brother Zhao, just washing your feet is enough," Liu Yang said to Zhao Fei who was pouring cold water. If he didn't know, he thought he was peed all over by Xiao Hei.

"That's so much nonsense." Zhao Fei stirred the water in the bucket with his hands, "Wash it when it's ready for you, grind it."

"Oh" Liu Yang agreed, but he thought to himself, the young master wants to take a bath, shouldn't you go out?

"What's the matter, I'm afraid to see it." Zhao Fei stood by the bathtub, folded his arms and taunted, looking very unworthy of a beating.

"I'm afraid to see, what's the matter?" Liu Yang said, he always knew how to bully me and feel wronged.

Zhao Fei frowned, thinking, bad, I want to tease him, so he rarely said "Okay, I'll go out".

Liu Yang breathed a sigh of relief, undressed and took a bath. Although he was in a complicated mood, the bath water prepared by his sweetheart was still very warm, even though his sweetheart was completely out of tune.

Sad, want to cry.

Different from the gloom inside the house, the sun is strong and the shade is cast by trees.

Yun Qi and Yan Lv were nestled on the bamboo couch under the peach tree, with various fruits and snacks beside them, which was very comfortable.

Yun Qi handed Yan Lu a peach, and said flatteringly, "Brother, break it open."

"Why, I want to learn the story of "Fen Peach"" Yan Lv said, and obediently broke open the juicy fresh peach, leaving half for himself and half for Yun Qi.

Yun Qi shook his head, and said to Yan Lv, "It's just a random fabricated story, what's there to learn? Does my brother want to learn from Wei Linggong, who is ruthless and widowed, and when I am old and fading, he will find an excuse to abandon me?" Like shoes?"

"How dare, how dare?" Yan Lu laughed, "If I want to learn, I will learn from that stupid king who has exhausted the whole world for Daji, who has sex with beauties every day."

Yan Lv lifted Yun Qi's chin, looked at her carefully and said, "It's really alluring, it's very charming."

"When did Brother Lu become so dishonest?" Yun Qi slapped Yan Lv's mischievous hand away, took the peaches, and said while eating, "Where did you look like a hero?"

Yan Lu bowed his head and lightly pecked Yun Qi's thin lips, and said helplessly, "Qi'er is really hard to serve. When I am serious, I think I am too serious and don't know how to be interesting; when I am not serious, I think I am too serious. I am not like a hero, but it is called What should I do?"

"What should I do?" Yun Qi pretended to be domineering, "I don't like my troublesome things? Or do I hate me for being too busy? I don't want to wait for someone else, there are many good girls on the street, but they are all staring at you! Maybe I can get fat in the future kid."

"The smell of jealousy," Yan Lu coaxed, "It's too late, but unfortunately I'm a stubborn person, I only know how to be good to one person, and I can't control anything else."

"You're wise," Yun Qi said, and then leaned close to Yan Lu, with a bit of flair in his eyes, and called, "Brother."

Yan Lu raised his eyebrows, pointed to the sky and said, "It's daytime."

"Where are you thinking?" Yun Qi retorted, pretending to be misunderstood and injured.

"I was wrong, it was me who was dirty," Yan Lv hurried to curry favor.

"Admitting your mistakes is not enough," Yun Qi dictated.

"Tell me, as long as I can do it, I will do it for you up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire." Yan Lu said seriously, very seriously.

"If you go to the mountains of swords and seas of fire, I'm still the one to worry about, no way," Yun Qi said thoughtfully, "Why would I be willing to let my brother go into danger?"

"This is hard for me." Yan Lu cooperated with the acting, "I don't know if Qi'er has any good ideas, teach me quickly, so that I can feel better and not suffer."

"Slick tongue" Yun Qi said, "This matter is also simple, and it can be done here."

Yan Lu quietly waited for the next sentence.

"Look" Yun Qi picked up the plate of fruit, "I prepared a variety of fruits but only ate one, and I haven't eaten it to my heart's content. Isn't it a waste, how about punishing brother Lv to feed me?"

"Simple" Yan Lv grabbed the next grape and handed it to Yun Qi.

"No, no, the heart is not sincere, the intention is not true," Yun Qi said.

Yan Lv thought for a while, peeled the grapes and handed the grapes to Yun Qi again.

"No, no, perfunctory, you don't love me" Yun Qi said.

Yan Lv secretly smiled, Qi'er must be playing tricks, she can't be the one who suffers every time.So he said, "Qi'er, brother, I'm stupid, I can't think of a way to suit you, teach me quickly."

Yun Qi poked Yan Lu's hard and bulging chest muscles with his fingers, and said with a smile, "The so-called big chest is mindless."

Yan Lu was not angry when he was scolded, but instead pointed his finger at his head, as if to say, "I just have no brains, nothing, if you don't teach, you won't learn it in your life."

"Forget it," Yun Qi expressed regret, "What a handsome boy is actually a fool, that is, I have a good heart, I don't dislike you, and I love you deeply. If it were someone else, I would have blasted you out to fend for myself."

Yan Lv laughed out loud, threw Yun Qi to play on the bamboo couch.

"Fool" Yun Qi laughed.

Strictly speaking, he acted stupidly, his eyes were wide open, and his mouth and eyes were crooked.

"This is a stroke, how can you be stupid?" Yun Qi commented.

"Stop it, stop it, tell me how to teach me first, if I'm really stupid, you will cry one day," Yan Lu said.

"That's right." Yun Qi picked up the grapes that Yan Lv had peeled just now, "Look, this is how the grapes are fed."

Yun Qi held the grape in his mouth, the white teeth and green beads were crystal clear.Then he raised his head and approached Yan Lv, with a smile on the corner of his mouth and affection in his eyes, and sent the sweet grapes with soft mouth and crisp lips.

There is no reason why strict laws should not be followed.

He also moved, swallowed the grapes and enjoyed the sweet and sour juice, he would not let go of the soft lips and tongue, the two of them lingered on the sweetness of the juice.

In the summer light and shadow, Yun Qi and Yan Lv embraced and rubbed each other, very happy.

The way is:

The spring equinox peach drama is born in summer, talking nonsense and telling the truth.

Jade pearls and double dragons fight for lips and teeth, and idiots know their true feelings.

Sunset on the west mountain, floating clouds and purple gold, Yun Feng came to invite the two of them to have dinner, seeing the situation in the courtyard, his old face was rarely ashamed.

"Qi'er, Lu'er, even though they are at home, there are people coming and going, so restrain yourself a little bit," Yun Feng said, if it was later, I'm afraid it would be overwhelming.

Yun Qi and Yan Lv were tried obediently, tidying up the messy clothes for each other.

Yun Feng took a deep breath, no wonder his wife insisted on asking his son to eat, as expected, he was ashamed to see him, almost blind.

"Okay, let's go back to the house and tidy up, especially you." Yun Feng pointed to his son and said, "Change your clothes before you come out, and wash your face well by the way."Yun Feng didn't want to know what terrible thing his son had done to make his clothes look like this, and his face was rippling.

"Yes" the two retreated.

Yun Feng sighed, calmed down, and said to himself, children and grandchildren have their own blessings, and it is a good thing that the relationship between the two of them is good, well, it seems that they can accept it a little bit, if they ignore what their son said.

It's over, it hurts.

Sure enough, I still can't accept it calmly.

During dinner, Yunfeng rarely drank a few more glasses.

"Come on, Lu'er, have another drink." Yun Feng said drunkenly, his eyes were a little wobbly, "Well, why are there two Lu'er, don't worry about it, drink, I will do it first as a respect, Dad."

Yun Feng has already started talking nonsense, how can a father say to his sons, "Do it first, then respect it."

However, this is not important, the embarrassment is yet to come.

"Prayer" Yun Feng hiccupped, and then said, "Tell me how kind I am to you, Dad. I have prepared something special for you. Wait, I'll bring it for you."

Yun Feng wobbled back to the inner room, wobbled back to the dining room, and swiped his big hand to sprinkle the Longyang album on the table.

The people at the table were stunned and stunned. Mrs. Yun had long since lost the face to stay still, and walked out with her veil covered, and she didn't forget to close the door when she turned her head. She must not be seen by the servants.

"Prayer" Yun Feng picked up a picture that cannot be described in words, and happily said to Yun Qi, "This is good, if you practice more, Lu'er will definitely like it."

Zhao Fei and Liu Yang buried their heads in the meal, both embarrassed to stay and miss it, feeling very conflicted.Later, Yun Feng's scale became bigger and bigger, and the two were too ashamed to listen to it. They looked at each other and planned to run away.

"Stop." Yun Feng pointed viciously at the two people who had already reached the door.

"We, let's eat. Master Xie Yun will treat you." Zhao Fei rarely spoke tremblingly. Liu Yang didn't have the courage to face Yun Feng squarely and hid behind Zhao Fei.

"Did you eat?" Yun Feng was confused, and shouted, "I don't believe it, sit down, I haven't finished talking yet."

"Master Yun, I..." Zhao Fei wanted to fight for it.

Yun Feng had already arrived in front of him, grabbed the collars of the two of them, and said, "Sit back"

Zhao Fei and Liu Yang were in pain, and they couldn't hurt their elders, so they had to sit back and listen. The two of them looked at Yun Qi and Yan Lv, and seemed to ask, "What did you two do to stimulate my father like this. "

Yan Lu and Yun Qi smiled awkwardly and did not speak.

"Captain Zhao, you have to learn too, or what if you hurt Boy Liu in the future?" Yun Feng unknowingly turned the flames of war on Zhao Fei and Liu Yang, "Also, Boy Liu, although Captain Zhao is scary... , like bandits, but there are many little girls staring at them, you have to pay attention, you see, this one is pretty good, practice hard, if you don’t know where to go, ask Qi’er more.”

Yun Feng handed the picture to Liu Yang.

Liu Yang was already stupid, he didn't know whether to answer or not, and he was a little late.

"Hold it," Yun Feng said loudly.

"Master Xie Yun" Liu Yang took it in a jerk, oh my god, it's hot.

"That's right, Captain Zhao likes you so much, you have to repay it well, right?" Yun Feng then analyzed Zhao Fei's actions in the past few days for Liu Yang, "What a good man, you can't let him go, you know? .” Two more cards were stuffed into Liu Yang’s hands.

Holding the picture, Liu Yang glanced at Zhao Fei, embarrassed and happy, angry and sweet.

Although Zhao Fei also blushed and had a thick neck, he sincerely thanked Yun Feng for his words, and said in his heart, Master Yun's kindness and virtue will never be forgotten.

Zhao Fei pulled Liu Yang who was holding the picture, and said to Yunfeng, "Master Yun is kind, let's go practice now."

"Okay" Yun Feng shouted.

Thus, the two escaped successfully.

Seeing that there is a way, Yun Qi also followed suit, "Father, Qi'er has also gone to practice, and I must not let Brother Lu escape from my palm." The truth is very real.

Yun Feng reassured, "My son is doing well."

Probably tired, Yun Feng lay down on the table and fell asleep.

Yan Lu has great strength and is responsible for sending the father-in-law back to the house.Yun Qi cleans up in the dining room alone, absolutely must not let others know.

In the morning, the sun is shining brightly and the birds are singing.

Yun Feng patted his head that was aching from the hangover, and suddenly, his body froze, he turned his head and said to the lady who painted the eyebrows, "Madam, did I do something terrible yesterday?"

Mrs. Yun smiled sweetly, with deep meaning.

Yun Feng fell down in a daze, thinking in his heart, he is dead.