Interstellar Ultimate Guardian
Chapter 198 I am the most handsome in the universe
Ling Sa had already investigated the personal relationship between Luo Danfang and Ling Chu clearly. He didn't expect the relationship between the two to be so good, and he didn't expect Luo Danfang's Star Wars driving skills to be comparable to him.
"I know, I have fought against the little bastard, although it is very jerky, but the combat awareness and sensitivity are quite high." Ling Ting said pertinently.
He had never taught Lingchu these things. The battle strategy and battleship control in the Star Wars game were all figured out by Lingchu himself. Based on this alone, it can be seen that Lingchu's talent value is definitely not low.
But the more this is the case, the more regretful Ling Sa feels. As long as Ling Chu's mental strength problem cannot be solved, then all the talents and talents he possesses will be nothing more than empty talk.
Luo Dan's eyes lit up, and he said, "You actually play Star Wars? What's your name? I'll add you as a friend later, and let's play together——I played pretty well. The best time was I robbed the same person of the Lightning Blue Shield twice, hey, you know the Lightning Blue Shield, right? You can’t buy that thing in the whole area with a lot of money, and one came out in the whole area. The defense value is super awesome. Next time I will continue to grab that one The local tyrant is stupid and sweet, go get you some good equipment."
Ling Sa pursed her lips in an inscrutable manner, raised her hand and flicked Luo Dan's forehead.
Luo Danfang was baffled by his smile.
"Do you know what Hania's name is in Star Wars?" Ling Sa asked strangely.
"How could I know." Luo Danfang looked confused.
"Oh, it's that poor bastard that you snatched the electric blue shield twice." Ling Sa said calmly, slowly admiring Luo Danfang's expression as if he had been shocked, and then said slowly: "That's right, It is "I am the most handsome in the universe". In addition, I would like to share with you that I made the electric blue shield, and all the equipment on him that money can't buy are all made by me. You were very cool at that time, right?"
"Kachacha——" Luo Danfang felt that his three views were about to crack!
"Fuck, then according to what you said, you are the one who tortured your younger brother to the point of crying every time you became awesome?" Luo Dan stared at Ling Sa accusingly with wide-eyed eyes.
Ling Sa said noblely and coldly: "Who else can kill the little brat so gorgeously besides me."
Luo Danfang smacked his tongue with trembling fingers and cursed: "Shameless, Ling Sa, you are so proud of bullying a child, the second prince is even more shameless, he can't even beat a ten-year-old child, how can you still be so proud?" If you have the face to go to rescue soldiers, what do you two call "I am the most handsome in the universe" ah, I think just calling it "I am the cheapest in the universe" can reflect the true colors of the two of you!So vile and shameless! "
Don't be too precise!If you can't beat it in the game, it's okay to ask others to help you fight together, but Ling Sa actually fights for you directly.
Ling Sa didn't take it seriously, and said: "Isn't it just to snatch the Lightning Blue Shield from you? If I had known it was you, I would definitely not snatch it. Besides, who cares how old you are in the game, anyway, it won't hurt if you go down. A dead person will lose level and equipment at most, so before beating someone, you have to ask whether the person is male or female or old or young? There is no such thing as that.”
"You still have a reason!" Luo Danfang despised Ling Sa again.
"The little bastard is also quite funny. The reason for chasing Hania and stalking him is that his name doesn't look good." Ling Sa rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully: "Actually, Ling Chu yelled at him at the time. Brother is the most handsome in the universe, so I should recognize him, whoever dares to be the most handsome in the universe except me."
"Damn!" Luo Danfang rolled his eyes unbearably, and said, "Don't be disgusted with me. Others just give you face like this. Do you really think your face is the most handsome in the universe? I think it's the biggest. More or less."
"Yeah, I admit that I'm not as handsome as you." Ling Sa leaned over and kissed Luo Dan, and said with a smack of tongue, "I'm not as sweet as you."
Luo Danfang was suddenly smeared.
Ling Sa smiled and said, "I'm serious, if I had known that the lone wolf was you, I would have given the blue shield away for nothing."
"Who asked you to give it away for nothing? It's something I used as a dowry gift for you." Luo Danfang didn't appreciate it at all. Ever since he suppressed (though unsuccessfully) Ling Sa once, his sense of machismo burst instantly , Soaring to a new height, even self-confidence is a bit off the charts.
Ling Sa just smiled and said nothing, the dowry or something, he thought it was something Luo Dan put out to curry favor with his brother-in-law.
"How is your brother?" Luo Danfang finally remembered the bear child, and the bleeding from the seven orifices of Lingchu almost became his nightmare.
"I can't die, I'm still alive and kicking after a few days of injections." Ling Sa simply explained, understating the danger of the process, he didn't want Luo Danfang to feel any guilt towards Ling Chu.
"That's good." After knowing the result, Luo Danfang also breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that Lingchu would have some sequelae, otherwise even if he was not at fault in essence, he would feel uncomfortable.
Ling Sa lowered her eyes and gritted her teeth and said, "That little bastard dared to play such a dangerous game behind my back. I have to deal with him when I go back."
Although I cleaned it up once before leaving, it was not enough to relieve Ling Sa's resentment - it was because of you boy, your brother almost lost his position as the general offensive!
Luodan let go of his joy, patted Ling Sa on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "You can do it, take a bite of a little bastard, your brother is a little bastard, then what are you?"
"It's your husband." Ling Sa said bluntly with a blank face, and you didn't even hear him calling me a turtle bastard!
Luo Danfang choked on his saliva, coughed for a long time, and kicked Ling Sa, dumbfounded.
"To be honest, I think you are too strict with your younger brother. The child is almost holding back his rebellious psychology. He is 12 years old, and it is almost time to enter the rebellious period of youth. Lingchu himself It’s quite a bear, if you want to be more rebellious and run away from home, I don’t think you have any place to cry.”
"He has already played the trick of running away from home." Ling Sa said with a face, "You are still too immature and ignorant", and said: "He was almost kidnapped when he ran away from home, which scared Ke Lan. He didn't sleep well for half a month, and I wanted to beat him up, but Kelan stopped him."
"I'm going, your brother is too cruel." Luo Danfang gave the bear a thumbs up, but after thinking about it, he said, "No, you know that your brother is so cruel, why did you start going to him without understanding the situation?" I splash dirty water on my body, I am so awesome because of my talent, what the hell did I lie to you, you want to throw me in the police station to squat!?"
Seeing that he was trying to turn over the old score, Ling Sa quickly interrupted his memoir and said: "I was kicked in the head by a donkey and I had to show it to others, otherwise it would be too inconsistent with my usual style—"
Under Luo Danfang's half-smile gaze, Ling Sa raised his hand in surrender: "I was wrong, and I won't dare anymore. Ling Chu is planning to take me to be buried with you."
"Your brother has a conscience." Luo Dan let out a snort, and added: "Much better than you."
Ling Sa: "..."
Wake up, you and Ling Chu will not end well!
"He's just under 13 years old, and his hair hasn't even grown yet. He's just a bean sprout. You have no future with him." Ling Sa's sense of crisis has risen again, and Ling Chu will grow up in a few years. It seems that it is not impossible for Luo Danfang to really like Shanglingchu.
To guard against wolf and theft, do we still need to guard against younger brothers?
Moreover, the culprit who caused them to almost collapse was Ling Chu, and Luo Danfang forgave him easily and even spoke for him, which made Ling Sa inexplicably feel a little jealous.
Luo Danfang felt that he shouldn't have understood what Ling Sa meant, but he did, and immediately said with incredulous contempt: "Ling Sa, I think you are full of dirty and dirty things, but you can actually say In this way, your brother and I are completely pure buddies, okay? Have you watched too much family ethics at eight o'clock?"
Ling Sa: I'd rather let you misunderstand than let you know that Ling Chu has personally admitted that he has bad intentions for you.
Luo Danfang returned to Lingchu's education again, he felt that Ling Sa could properly relax the supervision of Lingchu and give the children some living space.
But Ling Sa thinks that he can't relax in the slightest towards Ling Chu who is inconsistent with what he looks like, and must adopt a high-pressure policy in order to successfully save Ling Chu's life.
The two inevitably had differences. Of course, Luo Danfang would not quarrel with Ling Sa again because of this kind of thing. After all, Ling Chu is Ling Sa's biological brother. He believes that no matter what, Ling Sa will do it for Ling Sa. The most thoughtful person at the beginning.
However, although Luo Danfang failed to counterattack, he couldn't let Ling Sa go so easily, so after he went through the top ten tortures in his head, he made a final verdict-"You go and put the light Take off the 360-grid keyboard on the brain and kneel for two hours."
Ling Sa: "..."
His daughter-in-law is really ruthless. The 360-grid keyboard is thin and dense and is made of light metal. Just think about how sour it would be to kneel on it. It’s been so long for two hours. He really regrets being cheap for a while. , the crematorium afterwards!
After barely escaping from the chrysanthemum crisis, Ling Sa finally wanted to add another gorgeous touch to the page of shame—he knelt down on the keyboard for the first time in his life.
After waiting for two hours, Ling Sa stood up with his knees sore and weak, rubbed his hands with tears in his heart and vowed to change the optical computer keyboard to soft ones in the future!
Which bastard designed it, it's really cheating!
While Ling Sa was kneeling on the keyboard, Luo Danfang received a message from Josh.
"Do you know who is my most handsome controller in the universe?" Josh asked.
Luo Danfang remembered that when he was in the restaurant before, Josh hesitated to speak, and replied: "Yes, Ling Sa said it."
Josh said: "Smart people don't talk dark words, and you are a smart person, so I asked directly-in fact, I'm curious how you knew that the manipulator behind that account was Ling Sa through a fight?"
Luo Danfang found out that Josh was really a very powerful person, and he suddenly realized that Ling Sa and the others might have started to investigate this person called "Lone Wolf" a long time ago, and immediately sighed in his heart.
Really powerful spies will not let go of any clues. They are usually very suspicious and will suspect anything that seems to be accidental. His blurted "Ling Sa" has actually revealed a lot of news.
To be honest, even if Luo Dan let himself think about what he had said and done, he felt suspicious.
Sa Sa (exhausted and exhausted): Is the abuse over?Fang Fang: Hehe.
Sa Sa (fried hair): You are enough!
Fang Fang: Good boy, here comes the last one who loses power and humiliates the country...
"I know, I have fought against the little bastard, although it is very jerky, but the combat awareness and sensitivity are quite high." Ling Ting said pertinently.
He had never taught Lingchu these things. The battle strategy and battleship control in the Star Wars game were all figured out by Lingchu himself. Based on this alone, it can be seen that Lingchu's talent value is definitely not low.
But the more this is the case, the more regretful Ling Sa feels. As long as Ling Chu's mental strength problem cannot be solved, then all the talents and talents he possesses will be nothing more than empty talk.
Luo Dan's eyes lit up, and he said, "You actually play Star Wars? What's your name? I'll add you as a friend later, and let's play together——I played pretty well. The best time was I robbed the same person of the Lightning Blue Shield twice, hey, you know the Lightning Blue Shield, right? You can’t buy that thing in the whole area with a lot of money, and one came out in the whole area. The defense value is super awesome. Next time I will continue to grab that one The local tyrant is stupid and sweet, go get you some good equipment."
Ling Sa pursed her lips in an inscrutable manner, raised her hand and flicked Luo Dan's forehead.
Luo Danfang was baffled by his smile.
"Do you know what Hania's name is in Star Wars?" Ling Sa asked strangely.
"How could I know." Luo Danfang looked confused.
"Oh, it's that poor bastard that you snatched the electric blue shield twice." Ling Sa said calmly, slowly admiring Luo Danfang's expression as if he had been shocked, and then said slowly: "That's right, It is "I am the most handsome in the universe". In addition, I would like to share with you that I made the electric blue shield, and all the equipment on him that money can't buy are all made by me. You were very cool at that time, right?"
"Kachacha——" Luo Danfang felt that his three views were about to crack!
"Fuck, then according to what you said, you are the one who tortured your younger brother to the point of crying every time you became awesome?" Luo Dan stared at Ling Sa accusingly with wide-eyed eyes.
Ling Sa said noblely and coldly: "Who else can kill the little brat so gorgeously besides me."
Luo Danfang smacked his tongue with trembling fingers and cursed: "Shameless, Ling Sa, you are so proud of bullying a child, the second prince is even more shameless, he can't even beat a ten-year-old child, how can you still be so proud?" If you have the face to go to rescue soldiers, what do you two call "I am the most handsome in the universe" ah, I think just calling it "I am the cheapest in the universe" can reflect the true colors of the two of you!So vile and shameless! "
Don't be too precise!If you can't beat it in the game, it's okay to ask others to help you fight together, but Ling Sa actually fights for you directly.
Ling Sa didn't take it seriously, and said: "Isn't it just to snatch the Lightning Blue Shield from you? If I had known it was you, I would definitely not snatch it. Besides, who cares how old you are in the game, anyway, it won't hurt if you go down. A dead person will lose level and equipment at most, so before beating someone, you have to ask whether the person is male or female or old or young? There is no such thing as that.”
"You still have a reason!" Luo Danfang despised Ling Sa again.
"The little bastard is also quite funny. The reason for chasing Hania and stalking him is that his name doesn't look good." Ling Sa rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully: "Actually, Ling Chu yelled at him at the time. Brother is the most handsome in the universe, so I should recognize him, whoever dares to be the most handsome in the universe except me."
"Damn!" Luo Danfang rolled his eyes unbearably, and said, "Don't be disgusted with me. Others just give you face like this. Do you really think your face is the most handsome in the universe? I think it's the biggest. More or less."
"Yeah, I admit that I'm not as handsome as you." Ling Sa leaned over and kissed Luo Dan, and said with a smack of tongue, "I'm not as sweet as you."
Luo Danfang was suddenly smeared.
Ling Sa smiled and said, "I'm serious, if I had known that the lone wolf was you, I would have given the blue shield away for nothing."
"Who asked you to give it away for nothing? It's something I used as a dowry gift for you." Luo Danfang didn't appreciate it at all. Ever since he suppressed (though unsuccessfully) Ling Sa once, his sense of machismo burst instantly , Soaring to a new height, even self-confidence is a bit off the charts.
Ling Sa just smiled and said nothing, the dowry or something, he thought it was something Luo Dan put out to curry favor with his brother-in-law.
"How is your brother?" Luo Danfang finally remembered the bear child, and the bleeding from the seven orifices of Lingchu almost became his nightmare.
"I can't die, I'm still alive and kicking after a few days of injections." Ling Sa simply explained, understating the danger of the process, he didn't want Luo Danfang to feel any guilt towards Ling Chu.
"That's good." After knowing the result, Luo Danfang also breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that Lingchu would have some sequelae, otherwise even if he was not at fault in essence, he would feel uncomfortable.
Ling Sa lowered her eyes and gritted her teeth and said, "That little bastard dared to play such a dangerous game behind my back. I have to deal with him when I go back."
Although I cleaned it up once before leaving, it was not enough to relieve Ling Sa's resentment - it was because of you boy, your brother almost lost his position as the general offensive!
Luodan let go of his joy, patted Ling Sa on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "You can do it, take a bite of a little bastard, your brother is a little bastard, then what are you?"
"It's your husband." Ling Sa said bluntly with a blank face, and you didn't even hear him calling me a turtle bastard!
Luo Danfang choked on his saliva, coughed for a long time, and kicked Ling Sa, dumbfounded.
"To be honest, I think you are too strict with your younger brother. The child is almost holding back his rebellious psychology. He is 12 years old, and it is almost time to enter the rebellious period of youth. Lingchu himself It’s quite a bear, if you want to be more rebellious and run away from home, I don’t think you have any place to cry.”
"He has already played the trick of running away from home." Ling Sa said with a face, "You are still too immature and ignorant", and said: "He was almost kidnapped when he ran away from home, which scared Ke Lan. He didn't sleep well for half a month, and I wanted to beat him up, but Kelan stopped him."
"I'm going, your brother is too cruel." Luo Danfang gave the bear a thumbs up, but after thinking about it, he said, "No, you know that your brother is so cruel, why did you start going to him without understanding the situation?" I splash dirty water on my body, I am so awesome because of my talent, what the hell did I lie to you, you want to throw me in the police station to squat!?"
Seeing that he was trying to turn over the old score, Ling Sa quickly interrupted his memoir and said: "I was kicked in the head by a donkey and I had to show it to others, otherwise it would be too inconsistent with my usual style—"
Under Luo Danfang's half-smile gaze, Ling Sa raised his hand in surrender: "I was wrong, and I won't dare anymore. Ling Chu is planning to take me to be buried with you."
"Your brother has a conscience." Luo Dan let out a snort, and added: "Much better than you."
Ling Sa: "..."
Wake up, you and Ling Chu will not end well!
"He's just under 13 years old, and his hair hasn't even grown yet. He's just a bean sprout. You have no future with him." Ling Sa's sense of crisis has risen again, and Ling Chu will grow up in a few years. It seems that it is not impossible for Luo Danfang to really like Shanglingchu.
To guard against wolf and theft, do we still need to guard against younger brothers?
Moreover, the culprit who caused them to almost collapse was Ling Chu, and Luo Danfang forgave him easily and even spoke for him, which made Ling Sa inexplicably feel a little jealous.
Luo Danfang felt that he shouldn't have understood what Ling Sa meant, but he did, and immediately said with incredulous contempt: "Ling Sa, I think you are full of dirty and dirty things, but you can actually say In this way, your brother and I are completely pure buddies, okay? Have you watched too much family ethics at eight o'clock?"
Ling Sa: I'd rather let you misunderstand than let you know that Ling Chu has personally admitted that he has bad intentions for you.
Luo Danfang returned to Lingchu's education again, he felt that Ling Sa could properly relax the supervision of Lingchu and give the children some living space.
But Ling Sa thinks that he can't relax in the slightest towards Ling Chu who is inconsistent with what he looks like, and must adopt a high-pressure policy in order to successfully save Ling Chu's life.
The two inevitably had differences. Of course, Luo Danfang would not quarrel with Ling Sa again because of this kind of thing. After all, Ling Chu is Ling Sa's biological brother. He believes that no matter what, Ling Sa will do it for Ling Sa. The most thoughtful person at the beginning.
However, although Luo Danfang failed to counterattack, he couldn't let Ling Sa go so easily, so after he went through the top ten tortures in his head, he made a final verdict-"You go and put the light Take off the 360-grid keyboard on the brain and kneel for two hours."
Ling Sa: "..."
His daughter-in-law is really ruthless. The 360-grid keyboard is thin and dense and is made of light metal. Just think about how sour it would be to kneel on it. It’s been so long for two hours. He really regrets being cheap for a while. , the crematorium afterwards!
After barely escaping from the chrysanthemum crisis, Ling Sa finally wanted to add another gorgeous touch to the page of shame—he knelt down on the keyboard for the first time in his life.
After waiting for two hours, Ling Sa stood up with his knees sore and weak, rubbed his hands with tears in his heart and vowed to change the optical computer keyboard to soft ones in the future!
Which bastard designed it, it's really cheating!
While Ling Sa was kneeling on the keyboard, Luo Danfang received a message from Josh.
"Do you know who is my most handsome controller in the universe?" Josh asked.
Luo Danfang remembered that when he was in the restaurant before, Josh hesitated to speak, and replied: "Yes, Ling Sa said it."
Josh said: "Smart people don't talk dark words, and you are a smart person, so I asked directly-in fact, I'm curious how you knew that the manipulator behind that account was Ling Sa through a fight?"
Luo Danfang found out that Josh was really a very powerful person, and he suddenly realized that Ling Sa and the others might have started to investigate this person called "Lone Wolf" a long time ago, and immediately sighed in his heart.
Really powerful spies will not let go of any clues. They are usually very suspicious and will suspect anything that seems to be accidental. His blurted "Ling Sa" has actually revealed a lot of news.
To be honest, even if Luo Dan let himself think about what he had said and done, he felt suspicious.
Sa Sa (exhausted and exhausted): Is the abuse over?Fang Fang: Hehe.
Sa Sa (fried hair): You are enough!
Fang Fang: Good boy, here comes the last one who loses power and humiliates the country...
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