Yan Dynasty forbids cultivating immortals

Qingli is an idle stickler.

In addition to nagging, he was still nagging, and he couldn't stop his mouth from eating.

"My master is amazing. He remembers the bibliographies in the scripture building clearly. He knows astronomy and geography. He is the first one to get up every morning to practice kung fu. When he pokes it with his finger, the top of Zhongnan Mountain will shake three times. There is my elder brother, who has a super good temper and never hits me..."

Li Er couldn't bear to stop Qing Li's mouth opening and closing.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!"

Qingli bared her teeth and freed her mouth from Li's second hand, "You can't stop me from speaking, I will die!"

Li Er was pitiful and helpless, broke down and roared, "If you keep talking, I will die!"

In just five days, Li Er's buttocks hadn't touched the ground yet, and looking at the shade of trees covering the sky, he wanted to jump into the water to finish it off.

Without him, Qingli is too good at talking, it can't just be described as chatter, it should be called dazed.Repeatedly, back and forth, the Taoist priests of Zhenyiguan said it eight times, without changing the words and sentences.

As long as Li Er's injury wasn't his butt, he would go down the mountain even at the risk of being eaten by a silly tiger. He was going crazy and couldn't be stopped.

Qingli was very wronged, "Why do you all hate me?"

"You are so annoying."

"What's annoying about me?"

"Too much talk!"

Qingli stood up, "If you don't talk to me, then it's not just me talking!"

Li Er seemed to be covered with lice, feeling uncomfortable all over, and said angrily, "You can't stay quiet for a while? Why do you have to talk non-stop!"

"You can't go outside to play, you can only take it with you in the cave. I'm not afraid that you will be lonely!"

Li Er blurted out, "Who rarely sees you!"

After saying this, the little Taoist was stunned, and his docile and confused eyes fluttered like a deer, "You hate me so much? Don't you like me? I always thought you were just joking like the seniors... Why didn't you... explain?"

"Who is playing with you?"

Qing Li pouted, tears were about to fall, Li Eryi didn't feel any guilt at first, he just thought he was finally out of a trouble.But the poor-mouthed Taoist's appearance of crying or not, and the appearance of being bullied, made him inexplicably irritable.

Didn't he just tell a few truths, why is it like a bully?

He annoyed himself again, what happened to the bully?He has killed so many people, he has lost all human hearts, and only has a wolfish heart left in his stomach, why is it so strange today, he feels guilty only when he bullies others.

The more Li Er thought about it, the more annoying he became, even more annoying than when the Taoist was nagging, what the hell is this? ? ? ?

Qingyue pursed her lips, feeling very sad, "Obviously I regard you as a friend..."

Originally, Li Er should make another stab at this time and completely drive the Taoist priest away, but for some reason, he didn't dare to say the sentence "You think too much".

The little Taoist stared at him fixedly, tears were about to run away before falling down.

His white Taoist robe disappeared in a flash among the trees, like a deer disappearing deep in the dense forest.

Finally, there was a rare cleanness in the cave, Li Er let out a sigh of relief, and tried to turn over.Lying on the side is no problem, but walking is still choking.

I don't know what kind of medicinal materials the birds in the forest brought, and it didn't fester in summer, and it healed quickly.He tried to feel the wound behind him, and just as he put his hand into his pants, he remembered the plight of being ripped off, and immediately lost all thoughts.

Zhongnan Mountain is different from the tranquility of the world, the sky is as clear as a wash, and the birds form a small black spot in the sky across the blue sky.Tranquility is serenity, and it is indeed a little lonely. Li Er thought that the Taoist said that he had grown up here since he was a child, and there were only a group of old Taoist priests around him. He could understand why he went down the mountain so urgently.

Li Er didn't like the Taoists who wanted to soar every day and the Buddhists who wanted to burn a few relics every day. If he was in power, those monks and Taoists would have to be dispatched to the army.Longevity is too far away from ordinary people, not to mention that few people can ascend to the sky, and the rest of Taoist monks go to search for people's fat and people's ointment, and use illusory theories to save sentient beings. Temples occupy thousands of acres and keep a lot of silverfish. The people complained endlessly, and the group of silverfish chanted the Buddha of Infinite Life, saving the people from water and fire.

Li Er stayed alone in the cave for a whole day, at first his ears were clean and he was very happy, but then he couldn't sit still as the sun was setting.

Everything is quiet, as if you can hear the breath of heaven and earth.

A bird flew in, landed on Li Er's shoulder, put a herb on Li Er's cheek, flapped its wings and flew away.Not a single living creature, not even a mouse, appeared near the cave after that.

When I woke up the next morning, there was a black snake curled up in the cave, cool in the shady cave, with proud eyes, curled up in the deepest part, too lazy to look at the living man.

A squirrel came at noon and brought a green apple.

On the third day, a gray hedgehog, covered with golden apricots, ran crookedly into the hole, leaving a ground full of apricots.

On the fourth day, a fox brought half a raw pheasant, which was bloody.Li Er had no appetite, so he waved his hand at the fox. The fox was happy that he didn't need to give half of it to this man, and happily picked up the pheasant and ran away.

On the fifth day, no living creature came.

Li Er woke up and fell asleep, forced himself not to open his eyes, but his thinking was extremely active, there was no living person around, and he was overwhelmed by the huge loneliness as if he was buried in a primeval forest.

Quiet is going crazy.

In the evening, an oriole carried another herbal medicine as usual, and was about to fly away, but was stopped by Li Er.

"You tell him to let him come back."

Huang Li stared at the two black eyes, unable to understand what he was saying, Li Er tore off a piece of cloth from his body, tied it to Huang Li's leg, and patted the little guy, "Go."

The oriole sang happily and flew away.

The big snake that seemed to be hibernating in the depths of the cave gave him a last look, stretched its body, and gracefully swam away from the entrance of the cave.

Shahu's eyes lit up at night, and the two of them entered the cave like ghost lanterns, grinning at Li Eryitong, while Qingli rushed over from behind, squeezed Shahu's head away, and smiled silly at him.

"Hee hee hee...hee hee...do you miss me?"

Li Er regretted it, his face twisted in discomfort.

"Speak up~ Do you miss me~ I'll leave if you don't say~"

Does this stupid Taoist know what occasions "Do you want me" is often used at the foot of the mountain? Are the two of them so close?Not brothers, not parents, can you stop saying that casually? ? ? ?

Why are you so unashamed? ? ? ?

"I'm leaving~ I'm going down the mountain~"

Li Er beat him to death and refused to answer, "Want or don't want this embarrassing topic."

"I'm hungry." Li Er replied stiffly.

Qingli had one foot hanging in the air, and when he heard his reply in a low voice, he laughed, and sat down next to Li Er, took out dry food from his bag, and handed it to Li Er.

"I'll keep it all for you~"

Li Er wasn't that hungry, but he couldn't respond to that weird feeling if he didn't eat, and he couldn't resist it physically and mentally. It was hairy, as if he had accidentally touched a caterpillar.

The thatched pile is thick, and the cave is dry and cool, much more comfortable than the trees outside.Qingli allowed himself to lie down, kicked off his boots, untied his trousers, rolled them up like a fisherman, revealing half of his shiny white legs, and raised his legs comfortably.

"Tonight's moon is so big and round that it can't even illuminate the stars."

Li Er lay on the ground for ten days, and once he was able to recline, he resolutely stopped lying flat. He raised his neck slightly and looked at the moon on the top of the cave.

The moon in Zhongnan Mountain is so beautiful, no matter whether there is war or not.

Li Er suddenly exploded, "What are you doing!"

Qingli wondered, "What's wrong with you?"

"Where are you rubbing your legs!"

Qingyue's foot on his leg was dishonest and rubbed in all directions. Li Er's half of his leg was also bare. The legs are all put up and rubbed blindly.

Qingli giggled, "Hahaha! Hahaha! You are ticklish!"

Li Er's face turned green.

"take away!"

"Hahaha! Hahaha! Stop rubbing!"

Shahu didn't know why Qingyue was so happy, but Qingyue was so happy when she was happy, whining at the moon in the middle of the night.

The two naturally lay together again, Qingyue didn't allow Li Er to turn his back on him, Li Er was annoyed but he still complied, but because he slept so much for half a day that he couldn't sleep at night, the moon shone in, and he always Open eyes is the face of a Taoist priest.The inexplicable feeling of catching a handful of caterpillars surged up again, making it even more difficult to sleep.

After finally falling asleep, something was scraping the hairs on his legs in the middle of the night. The hairs on his legs were extremely sensitive. Li Er opened his eyes suddenly, and Qing Yue grabbed half of his body on him, thinking him as the A stupid tiger, ignorant and unaware, and leisurely loitering around in his dreams.

Li Er couldn't stop complaining about being rubbed, he didn't move, and he didn't move.Why didn't I find out that this Taoist priest slept so dishonestly before? ? ? ?

Manual small yellow picture, roughly understand how they sleep, don't be serious, I'm very funny... ^-^