Naruto: Have I Lost My Righteous Vision?
Chapter 1 [Forum Body] Asking for help: Have I lost my integrity
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As in the title, the confused landlord is a junior engineering student who doesn’t know whether the roommates are talking about love or friends.
In order to facilitate the description, first introduce the dormitory members, here is a vest introduction.
Let’s talk about shiitake mushrooms and bean curds first. Shiitake mushrooms are my elder brother. He likes shiitake mushrooms, loves rubbing hemp, and is a master of basketball.
Doupi sleeps across from my brother, a basketball forward, and likes Doupi sushi.I often order takeaway Doupi sushi, which is so sweet and greasy. I shared five shiitake mushrooms with me, and I couldn’t eat more. The remaining 70 or so were all eaten by Doupi himself. He is quite beautiful.
Doupi's personality is hard to say, maybe he is the type who is fanatical and arrogant about the things he likes, but most of the time he is quite talkative.
Parker is the youngest brother in the opposite shop of the landlord.He skipped grades, he is a nice guy, and his personality is the calmest in the dormitory. Discussing academic projects with him made the landlord feel very happy.
then.
The problem is coming.
Doubi and shiitake mushrooms are closely related, and they often act together. Sometimes the host always feels blushing and heartbeat watching their interaction, but they don't feel tired, and they do this every day.
As for Parker, there is also some ambiguity between him and Faxiao. Faxiao should be called a junior. Every night, the juniors come to our dormitory to find Parker for dinner, rain or shine, day and night.
It's just so bad.
They act like good brothers every day. Over time, the landlord has confused definitions of words such as brother and friend, and also wonders if there is something wrong with him.
Post these first, if you have any questions, I will code them slowly
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sofa! ! !
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Loved Philosophical Posts♂
Think bean curd, shiitake mushrooms, Parker
Am I the only one who is clearly not of the same category as Parker? ? ?
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Although the landlord is in a difficult situation, I really want to laugh at how to break it
Looking at the long-winded post by the host, it is obvious that the essence of the help post is not grasped, it must be a newcomer, we must treat the newcomer well! !
The landlord can tell you more details about blushing and heartbeating, so we can help you analyze it, right?
Sorry puff hahahahaha
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What you say and what you do upstairs are completely different things!Don't laugh, the landlord is really embarrassing! !
sorry i want to laugh too
Ask the landlord!
Students in the same dormitory are usually students of the same grade. I want to ask if you and Shiitake are twin brothers?
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2L You are not alone
The OCD screamed, what does Parker mean?
It seems to be just a simple transliteration of foreign names, but it is not like
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Although the landlord said that the roommates are gay, they are gay
But according to the description, shiitake mushrooms and tofu skins have completely different personalities, and I really can’t think of a cp-like look.
Maybe the landlord really made a mistake.
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How not! !
It is known that Doupi basketball forward and Mushroom basketball guard are from the same school
Guess a basketball team with bean curd and shiitake mushrooms
???
Ask the landlord for proof
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6L light speed face
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This wave of speculation six
Touch 6L's red and swollen little face
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It's on the 10th floor, but no one picks Parker Boy's Su?
Focus
Skipping grades/discussing academics with the landlord/calm younger brother/favoring others
what
This goddamn delicious
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The upstairs filter is turned up, but everything else is fine, what the hell is petting people hahh! ! !
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Focus
Fa Xiao goes to the main dormitory every day to find Parker for dinner
Fa Xiao is a junior!
every day!
Rain or shine!
Go to Parker's dorm! !
Meet for dinner! ! !
Whose junior goes to the senior's dormitory every day to have dinner together?
So Parker Boy is such a stable character.
How is it possible to ask someone to have dinner together every day?
At first glance, it looks like a childish hairpin
Even though he is childish, the steady boy Parker still agrees to have dinner with Fa Xiao, really spoiled
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upstairs
what's wrong
But it seems to make sense? ? ?
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Not necessarily, good friends do often eat together
12L complete CP brain logic hhh
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The poster said that Parker and Fa Xiaozai have nothing to say, so it must not be that simple, there must be many stories, right!
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Familiar ones appear upstairs, right?
It's useless for us to guess, everything has to be announced by the host
I mean, the landlord hasn't finished coding yet?
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Call it!
Is the landlord @孔者之石 here~
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I didn't expect so many night owls to stay up late at night. Thank you for your enthusiastic comments. I would like to apologize to everyone. The mushroom quilt was kicked off just now. The owner had to climb out of bed to pick it up and throw it on the mushroom bed. some time.
I will answer your questions first!
The 4L host is two years younger than Doupi.
The same level is because Shiitake mushrooms were very skinny in elementary school. The landlord of the lower grades often had to take home the shiitake mushrooms that had been played too much. same class
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5L Parker was originally a pug raised by his younger brother, and he was raised in rotation in the freshman dormitory. Later, he was afraid that the dormitory supervisor would find out, so he sent him to the student’s home for foster care.
7L pair, bean curd and shiitake mushrooms for a basketball team
12L In fact, my logic is similar to that of 12L. I asked Parker before, but he had a look of "let him go".
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There are a lot of interactive content, so let’s start from freshman.
Everyone in the dormitory did not go home on New Year's Day, the first year of freshman year. Xianggu was the head of the dormitory. He felt that the opportunity was rare, so he decided to go to the food street to eat hot pot.
It was less than eight o'clock when we walked back after dinner, and the flow of people was bigger than when we went, and the incident happened at that time.
As we were walking, the landlord and Shiitake looked back, shit, where are Parker and Doupi?Lost?
The landlord immediately offered to contact them by phone, but the signal was very poor that day, and Shiitake called several times, but they still couldn't get through.
Because Parker and Doupi are quite reliable, the host didn't take it seriously, so he told Shiitake, let's wait for them at the exit of the food street, it's not too late.
Unexpectedly, Xianggu took a look at the host and said: No, I have to go back and look for it now.
Brothers for many years, it can be seen that Shiitake is in a state of anxiety, but the reason is unknown. My monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, and was about to ask, but saw Shiitake turn on the phone's wifi, and then showed a god-level operation.
He clicked on search, and soon the symbol lit up, showing that he was automatically connected to Doupi's hotspot.
"After connecting, I knew that Doupi never turned off the hotspot haha! The signal here is weak, he should be over there." Xianggu enthusiastically pulled the blogger and ran towards the escalator.
"Signal boost..."
"Stronger..."
"Full grid!"
At this time, the landlord looked left and right, and saw the figure of Doupi appearing above the escalator.
Shiitake also saw it, waving his mobile phone and running up, Doupi also held his mobile phone and rushed down, the two of them triumphantly met and walked down the stairs with shoulders shoulders and backs in front of everyone's attention.
Parker slowly returned to the team after them.
"Doupi said that when the hot spot is turned on, the mushrooms will be connected, and they have a tacit understanding.
The owner was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
In fact, there was something more shocking than this. When Shiitake later told me that he was separated, he immediately remembered what Doupi had told him about being kidnapped when he was a child.I knew that Doupi's family was well-off, but I never thought that this legendary kidnapping would fall on Doupi, who was extremely powerful in combat.
So mushrooms are so anxious because caring makes chaos.
... What kind of friendship is this?love?The landlord felt even more headache after thinking about it.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha? ? ?
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Fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Is it so free? It's not the same as I thought, hahahahaha? !
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The picture described by the poster is poisonous, and my mind is suddenly full of stick figures with hooked shoulders and backs (′`
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The two bear children have a sense of sight, and feel sorry for the shocked and confused host hhh (打地
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No, I said, why is Doupi so hot all day long? XD
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Yes, is the bean curd a special hot spot for shiitake mushrooms?
If it's true, wouldn't we be together all day long?
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woc together.
take care upstairs
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lss take care, the red coat is on the way with the knife
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This post is over, sprinkle chrysanthemums
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You group of berberines are crooked hahahaha everyone come back soon! !
Poor poor landlord!
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Berberine
I feel like the landlord is like a helpless old father x
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Hahahaha, it seems that the relationship between shiitake mushrooms and tofu skin is not ambiguous at all, it is obviously a tenth-level friendship between straight men who can't see it
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Upstairs I understand you hahahahaha
Just judging from the interaction between the bean mushrooms, maybe the landlord's help can solve the case.
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What is the tenth level of friendship between straight men_(:з」∠)_
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Just
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Just
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Yes... I don't want to talk to him, but I still treat him very well
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No, no, berberine, stop talking hahaha
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Probably it was an indescribable act in the eyes of others. The person involved only thought it was an expression of sincere friendship between them, and he didn't care about other people's eyes! (emphasis)
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I understand, think about it carefully, the picture of the two children, Doupi and Shiitake mushrooms meeting in victory is indeed so enthusiastic that it is difficult to describe it, maybe it is a bit hard to look at directly
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Just looking at the picture is childish, okay, but I think these two are so cute (o‵v′)ノ
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Shocked for a while, no one mentioned it
I said he is the landlord!
Another jump!
and!Doupi, he is actually Brother Young Master!
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That's right, I'm really curious which school the poster is from. Are the ones in the dormitory that skip grades sold by the catty like Chinese cabbage! ?
take a breath of sage
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42L Sorry, it’s really inconvenient to disclose
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24L is said to have 50G traffic per month, yes 50G.The landlord mainly doesn’t use much data for wifi, so he didn’t ask what package Doupi bought.
In short, there was a period of time when the campus network was under maintenance, and the host and Parker were troubled because we had to go over the wall to find information, so we discussed finding a coffee shop or an Internet cafe to continue our work.
Then I heard Shiitake groaning, and said to Doupi in frustration, then I have to go out, the video of the league replay hasn't been downloaded yet, so I need to download it quickly and analyze it.
It was raining outside at that time, and the maintenance of the campus network might have something to do with the coming of the rainy season.
Doupi on one side looked at the sky outside the window, and then said to us generously: "Brother Lian's hot spot!"
Shiitake looked at him immediately full of surprise and admiration.
He said: "Oh! It's really a bean curd!"
That is to say, at the time of the food street, the host could also connect to the hot spot of Doupi, but the only one who used this to find people was Shiitake Mushroom. This guy accidentally had a trick in some places.
Oh, Doupi didn't mention much about family affairs, but he has a younger brother who has taken over the family business, and he is always very proud when he talks about it. Shiitake marvels at Doupi's younger brother, but at the same time he doesn't forget to puff like a pea shooter Pour out the advantages of his brother.
In the end, they were usually sincerely happy that the other had a good brother.
However, Xianggu's younger brother, the host, and I are almost exposed. If you don't interrupt, even the host has to explain the time of the first wet dream, which is really annoying.
So when Doupi's younger brother was mentioned later, the poster subconsciously started to have a headache...
Oh, by the way, now that I think about it, there was actually another incident about Parker after the hot spot in the dormitory.
That happened after Shiitake downloaded the video.Shiitake and Doupi are on the same team, and they often watch replays and skill videos together, so this time, they also took Doupi and squeezed Parker's bed together for analysis.
As for why Parker's bed is crowded, it's because Parker's bed is under a fan. Everyone knows that the bed under a fan is the coolest in summer, so when Parker is washing underwear on the balcony, mushrooms and bean curds quickly occupy the commanding heights.
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This is actually not good. I don’t know how many times I will be forked out if I put mushrooms and bean curd in other dormitories.
The host has talked about shiitake mushrooms many times, but Parker always said that there is no problem. Later, I found that Parker really didn’t care, and the mushrooms and bean curds are both well-proportioned, so the host will no longer preach.
The postures of these two replays are lying on the bed and raising their legs. Their hair is long, and they usually wear ponytails in class, and they are simply loose in the dormitory. The reason for the posture is that it looks like two girls talking from a distance. Whisper.
That's not what the host said :P
As for the origin, it happened that the junior came to find Parker for dinner that day. The junior was not familiar with us at that time, so he knocked on the door and waited for Parker to open before he was willing to enter.
As a result, when the door was opened, besides Parker who was carrying a basin of washed underwear, the junior also saw the tofu skin and mushrooms of a girl lying on Parker's bed.
The two of them watched the video attentively with headphones on, but they couldn't hear the knock on the door, so they didn't look back.
The junior was staring at the washed underwear in Parker's basin, and the tall boy suddenly squatted down, which startled Parker.
Parker, who was a little panicked, also squatted down: "What's wrong with you?"
The tall and burly junior covered his face: "Senior Parker has two girlfriends in just one day..."
Confused Parker: "What? I didn't..."
But the junior with super mobility ran away crying before Parker could react.
The landlord and Parker were dumbfounded at the same time. Parker, who usually reacts calmly to most things, quickly came back to his senses. He immediately put down the laundry tub and chased after him, but he stumbled on the door. Looking carefully, it was the dinner brought by his junior.
Later, Parker couldn't help but explain to us that the juniors thought that Doupi and Shiitake were girls from the physical education department, so they ran away.
"He thought I left the order without discussing it with him, so he couldn't accept it for a while, ah, it's all my fault." Parker looked at Doupi and Shiitake mushrooms with some guilt: "It was a misunderstanding, sorry."
Doupi: "Mushroom, next time he comes, I will definitely braid his hair."
Shiitake: "Although I'm looking forward to it, it's still not right, my junior is so pitiful hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Why do you think Parker is a bit of a scumbag? Obviously Parker didn't do anything.
The owner was even more distressed.
Hey, when it comes to downloading basketball game videos with mushrooms, the host suddenly
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this? ? ? ? ? ? ! ? ?
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Fuck, I wanted to complain about the two girlfriends, but I should first care about why you broke down, suddenly? ?disappear? ? ?
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Maybe something happened to the landlord? ?Huo Xu shiitake mushroom kicked off the quilt again
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Hahahahahaha let the mushrooms upstairs!
Do shiitake mushrooms and bean curds actually have long hair? Boys rarely have long hair these days, so they should be quite recognizable
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Woc... This time the host has a lot of information
I mistakenly thought that the reaction after Fa Xiao had a girlfriend was so intense, isn't it the reaction that a normal friend should have?
At least it can be seen that the junior has unusual feelings for Parker, but Parker's feeling for the junior is not very obvious
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You don't have to think about it, the junior is obviously a single arrow towards Parker!
Are the two girlfriends trying to laugh me to death hahaha
The vengeful Doupi is a bit cute, hehe, I don’t know if the tall and big junior can escape the clutches of the Doupi who is said to be good at beating
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Junior Ma Ye's reaction is hilarious! ! !
On the contrary, Gugu and Pippi are very harmonious. The example mentioned by the host does not feel blushing and heartbeat at all. These two are very compatible bear children (˙3˙)(˙3˙)
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Hey, what we can understand, the landlord didn't get it at all!
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even more confused hhh
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It is suggested that the poster treat the junior as a girl, and then try to figure out her psychology...
Hey, the student who squatted down feels... feels...
a little cute
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???
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Lord, don't scare us!
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an hour
Still no news from the owner
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Have you successfully decoded it? If you know the landlord, go and have a look?
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No, the post is thick and the popularity of the post is low, maybe peeping behind the back can be discovered
It's two o'clock in the morning, is everyone still awake?
Smoke.jpg
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I also think there shouldn’t be any. Seeing the amount of replies, probably no one will read it x
Wow peeping from behind, the story upstairs is so scary...
Of course I don’t sleep, what to sleep and wake up to write a paper
However, the more I write, the more I want to kneel down and cry in front of the school's wall of fame
How did you group of perverted gods follow so many projects after finishing your homework, and the specialty column says happy volleyball and happy basketball that won school awards during college!
_(′`”∠)__
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Hahahahahahahahahaha I know which school is upstairs
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I know too hey hey hey hey
The wall of fame is such a glorious and shameful play that Konoha University can do it ε=(′w′)
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It was exposed!
Yes, how should I put it, the school's celebrity wall is full of beauties. Recently, after the start of the intercollegiate basketball league, our beauties have practiced more every day, and the gymnasium is surrounded by support groups.
They are super seductive (*/ω\*)!
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I remember that Konoha's sports ability is super strong!
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Last year, Konoha played against our school in a friendly volleyball match. There was a sophomore boy in Konoha who was extremely accurate in his predictions.
Next to me is his support team, waving his hand when excited, with the words "Golden Glitter of Konoha" written on it
hhh
(It is said that the landlord has been forgotten by us for a long time
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Golden Glitter of Konoha
Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Hahahahaha so jacksu that it sounds inexplicably shameful
Crooked building for a long time hhh
I was really scared by the host just now and dared not reply, but now I suddenly remembered that the reaction of my junior was really interesting.
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Yes, I was super excited when I was watching it, but I was interrupted by the disappearance of the host. Let me tell you one!Don't vomit, let me finish talking before going to sleep!
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Everyone knows that it is a misunderstanding that Parker has a girlfriend, but Parker blames his junior's abnormal reaction on "I didn't communicate with him in time", rather than "I found a partner and made him feel unhappy."
In fact, the reason why the junior ran away was the latter! !
When I read the author’s description for the first time, I thought Parker was very clumsy about feelings, but when I read it for the second time, I found this, and I intercepted the author’s original words:
"He thought I left the order without discussing it with him, so he couldn't accept it for a while, ah, it's all my fault." Parker looked at Doupi and Shiitake with some guilt: "It's a misunderstanding, sorry."
Parker, who is he dating, actually wants to discuss it with his juniors (′`)
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Fuck can't believe what I missed
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Damn, I went back and watched it again, why is the junior squatting there and crying and running away so dramatic hahahahahahahahaha
I'm sorry I'm good or bad, I seem to be able to hear my junior's soul shouting: "The bride is married and the groom is not me"!
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Send warmth to the landlord before going to bed:
The backs of both girlfriends, mushrooms and tofu skin, are so pretty!
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Hahahahahaha 65 bro, you're going to kill me laughing
Gudou even boasted about his younger brother, what kind of old-parent relationship mode is this hhh
Is Parker Boy's definition of a friend a little fuzzy?
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It's even more confusing, Brother 65, don't provoke the landlord hhh!
Nominate a Shuangshuang with long hair (′°°)
Insomnia, crawled back to re-read the long story of the host, and suddenly found that the bean curd and shiitake mushrooms have an atmosphere that others can’t get in, tell me I’m not alone
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Yes, yes, I also feel that the host's dormitory is like this:
Bean Curd Mushrooms
----Era----
Parker
After all, the landlord and Parker are both children who skipped grades.
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served ls
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nothing wrong hahahahaha
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Interesting
It's almost three o'clock, and there are still people replying, there are a lot of diving hhh
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I'm here, don't worry everyone, nothing happened to the landlord, it was the roommate who had the accident.
Parker had a low-grade fever for a few days, and we didn't notice any abnormality when the medicine took effect during the day. He stayed up late at night, but he was so feverish that he stepped on the bed ladder and fell to the ground with a loud noise.
He fell hard and didn't sit up for half a minute.
When the landlord got out of bed to help him, he saw some red spots on the back of his neck and his face was burning red. He was afraid that it might be measles, so he rushed to the hospital.
Parker said with certainty that it wasn't a rash, and he didn't need to go to the hospital, but after all, we are not medical personnel, so the judgment may not be correct, so the landlord insisted on sending it to the hospital in the end.
The test result is not measles, we will go back after taking the medicine
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It is estimated that the garbled characters were sent by accidentally touching the mobile phone in the pocket.
Doubi and Shiitake mushrooms in the dormitory are still sleeping soundly. They have been training a lot lately, leaving early and returning late, saying that they are preparing for next week's competition.
The host has just caught Parker to bed, the kid can’t do anything else in this situation, sleep is the main thing, thank you friends for not forgetting to analyze at this time, but it’s late at night, everyone go to sleep, the host will crawl again tomorrow building.
Go to bed first, and I will continue to tell you about typical cases next time
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Landlord sleep fast and good night
Parker is studying too hard, I hope he recovers soon
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The landlord has worked hard, good night and sweet dreams with Parker!
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Wow Parker boy is miserable... Let him pay more attention to rest, overwork is prone to sudden death
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Mushrooms and Doupi belong to the school basketball team. Is it because of the competition that they have increased their training recently?
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No, it can't be such a coincidence.
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How could such a coincidence between the host’s school and Konoha’s city be possible? Even if it were true, we should protect the host’s privacy and pretend that it didn’t happen (ntm).
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In fact, this kind of thing is not sure, there are also many inter-school friendly matches or competitions between departments in Konoha
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In fact, even if it is, only people in the same city have a chance to see it, anyway, the popularity of this post is so low
so low
Uncertain glance at the reading volume
How many people are diving
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……
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The 76th floor that caught the key point (っ`-′c)
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Anyway, find a time machine first
Not
About Parker Junior
I have a (cross out) bad (cross out) bold idea
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ls you
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Is it as bad as I thought? ()
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Suddenly excited in the middle of the night↑↑↑
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Looking at the title, I think it's not the host's fault, it's the student's fault
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Landlord, I suggest you think about the [red dot] on the [back of the neck]!
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The big brother upstairs is correct, and the keyword can also add a [fever].Normally speaking, it is generally impossible for me to make such a place on the back of the neck.
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Hoho, it's my favorite Sherlock Holmes again
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And little brother Parker just [very definitely] denied that it was a rash without explaining too much. It feels so blunt, as if he couldn't think of an excuse for a while, so he could only deny it intuitively?
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Yes, Poor Parker fell and had a fever at that time, and his brain may not be able to turn.
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Even if you say that, the host will only think that the red spots are mosquito bites, and the fever is the manifestation of dengue fever (cover your face)
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Then try the reverse method, assuming that the red dots are hickey marks, it means that Parker has just been killed recently, and this is what the host doesn't know
Brother Parker [very positively] denies that the red spots are not rashes, which means that he deliberately does not want the host to know, after all, it is a private matter
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Woohoo, this is really...
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Junior, your stickiest Parker sauce is sick!Junior, quickly find that scumbag and beat him up!
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Seeing the melancholy upstairs, I broke my kung fu in a second, zn may also be a junior! ! ! !
Damn I said it.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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The 95th floor is a real warrior! ! !
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What is the host's reaction when he wakes up and sees it? When the nightmare comes into reality or something, please be considerate.
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Hmm... Feel sorry for our host
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That's right, let's wash up and sleep, good night Dakar
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Good night, kind friends.
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what is so dema
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...Hey, I swiped at noon and actually got to the poster. It's the poster. How are you, the poster? ! !
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Landlord, look, you have cancer in your hands! ! !Don’t be overwhelmed by the landlord, your eyes are still upright, only Parker boy is bent!
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And my juniors (whispering).
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Ah, the conversation I heard this morning makes sense
Parker asked for sick leave and lay down in the dormitory, and his junior skipped class to accompany him in bed. The first thing he said when he entered the room was: Stupid Parker!You had a bad day...why didn't you tell me?Am I the kind of guy who takes advantage of others?
Then Parker weakly told him not to think about it, go to bed with him and so on.
However, it also confirmed that the honest vision of the landlord is indeed no problem, and the landlord is in a good mood knowing this.
Parker seems to be too accommodating to his junior. I plan to tell Shiitake about the matter. His words may be able to persuade my junior to cherish Parker more.
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Mommy wwwwwwwwwwww
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As soon as I clicked in, I was stuffed with dog food (rolled eyes)
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I’m really curious why the landlord of a dormitory didn’t tell Doupi that the effect of persuading people is not as good as shiitake mushrooms? Hhh
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It's the same with anyone, the frequency of information exchange between the two of them is high, and Doupi will know it within half an hour.Shiitake is very sincere when speaking seriously, and Doupi often tells the truth. The basketball team recognizes the strength of Doupi and Shiitake, but they are generally convinced by Shiitake's words, so it is appropriate to let him do this.
If it is Doupi, it may eventually become "You are only mediocre to your partner, boring".Doupi always pulls out hatred with ease.
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Hahahahahaha? ? ?
Doupi, your tone is quite loud, hahh? ? ?
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I laughed so loud I got beaten up by my roommate on my lunch break
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Laughed until I actually shed tears, I love the wayward little hot girl like Doupi XD!
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Hahaha Good eyes upstairs, he is really super hot, gentle and cute
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???
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What's going on upstairs? ? ?
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Brother 113 sounded like an insider ヽ(′д`)
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Is there anyone in the know? www!seek gossip
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That's shiitake mushrooms, it's too troublesome to explain, so I let him read the post.
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Damn, are you the fragrant shiitake mushrooms? ! !
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I'm not ready yet, the landlord, you really have nothing to hide from your brother ah ah ah ah
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I'm on my knees for the little hot girl! ! !
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Hahahahahaha it’s me, don’t be afraid, I understand everything, then I’ll discuss it with Doupi first, you go ahead
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group photo!wave!
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"Hey"
Mushrooms are a bit cute, lol lol
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I feel that after the shiitake mushrooms appeared, the style of the post has become lighter hhh
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By the way, since the host let Shiitake read the post, why not just ask him and Doupi how www?
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I asked
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!!!
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Oh oh oh did you answer it! ! !
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Landlord: How are you and Doupi?
Shiitake mushrooms: To be honest, I don't know either.If it is a friend, it is very tacit and connected, but if you want to be more intimate, it is not impossible, but I always feel that there is something missing
Landlord: Wait, what do you mean by "not impossible"
Shiitake: Hahahaha, that is to say, I have thought about more long-term things.But whether it's friendship or anything, my heart is there and it won't change.Ah, Doupi urged me to go to the meeting, the first game in the afternoon, do you want to watch it?
Landlord: I’ll watch it when you get to the finals. I don’t have much free time recently.
Shiitake: You are amazing, xx (the name of the host)!
......
The landlord needs to be quiet and wait for progress to chat with you
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what
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...... touch the landlord's brother
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What should I do? I want a younger brother like the landlord.゜(′□`)°゜.
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Unexpectedly, I can understand the mood of the host. When my sister got married, I felt so uncomfortable that I wanted to beat that man up!
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It’s not right upstairs, the host is worried about my brother’s affairs, I have no room to intervene at all, right www(?), when I was young, my dad was looking for a stepmother, I disagree, but my dad is completely the kind of mentality that coaxes children, gentle and firm I'll be married when I'm done.
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Mr. 134, who seems to have a lot of stories, punctured something lightly
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The host has a lot of trust in shiitake mushrooms, please give me the link directly
The landlord does not cry, hug the landlord
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Alas, shiitake mushrooms and bean curd are in an uncertain stage, and there is no way to tell the host what to say.Wouldn't it be embarrassing if it didn't work out in the end, so I just used the saying "my heart will not change", which is equivalent to saying that I am waiting for the other party, and shiitake mushrooms are also very gentle.
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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What, there is still such an interpretation method, I thought that Shiitake said that his mind would not change, and he was gently but firmly telling the host not to intervene in their affairs
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My heart is beating wildly, what a delicious orthopedic...
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Who will fork the upstairs out hahahahahaha ψ(`′)ψ
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Shiitake mushrooms seem to have a mysterious deterrent effect on the host, I feel... Let the host be quiet.
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...ah, it's been five days
I click in every day and can't see the update, I'm so sad
cheek rest.jpg
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Glancing at the title, a week has passed... Obviously the host is no longer confused (˙-˙)
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I was waiting for the players from both sides to play in the basketball finals. I just climbed the stairs. Now I am concerned about the development of the tofu skin and mushrooms.
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Konoha's home court for the basketball finals, is ls there ヽ(ω)ゝ
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I'm there!I am the big brother Konoha who was working on the paper late at night last week hhh
After finishing the thesis, I found out that the finals had already been reached, so I went straight to the gymnasium with my little friends! My Okonoha!
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Oh oh oh it's that Konoha friend who plans to kneel on the wall of fame www!
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Big brother Konoha, congratulations on getting the same model from the original poster [Only watch the final]
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puff hhh
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Hey, I really want to know if the host also went to watch the mushroom competition
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Shiitake is really confident in his team, the kind that directly asks the host to watch the finals
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Is it my eyesight, there are two boys with long hair and high ponytail among my Konoha debut contestants
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Out, out? ? ?
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come out hhhhh
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Ah bah, it's the appearance, the appearance player!Take a closer look, aren’t these two handsome guys from Happy Basketball on the celebrity wall? It’s completely ok to debut with their looks. I’ll take a picture for you to see.
High ponytail x2.jpg
But they have short hair on the wall of celebrities. It is estimated that they were tied up and blocked by their heads when taking pictures. I always thought it was short hair for two years! !
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So handsome ah ah ah ah I'm screaming like a groundhog
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Mommy, this brown skin with clear eyes is too punctual! ! !
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The poster’s mobile phone pixels are a bit against the sky, what kind of waist is the stretched black and long fried, praise
*************Prompt 127L has applied for deletion************
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Brother Konoha, take a look behind you
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I didn't know that a boy with long hair could be so masculine? ? ? ! !
sister, i'm crazy
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Hey, I saw a live landlord!
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yooooo Is the landlord also on site?
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......
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Hey, the 127L photo layer was deleted
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I can't breathe
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Then...the landlord suddenly appeared right after? ? ?
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……ah
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Wait, what does the host mean by that sentence, he is in a place where he can see Brother Konoha?The application to delete the photo is also the responsibility of the landlord?
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It looks like this, yes... the host is also in Konoha Gymnasium, what a coincidence
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I deleted the layer of the photo before I saved it, crying
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My goodness, what do you care about photos at this time?
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Brother Konoha, take a look behind you
Maybe even the current Big Brother Konoha has already been deleted, because the information about shiitake mushrooms and bean curds has been leaked, he has definitely been deleted from this world by the host! ?
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calm down upstairs
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Isn't the photo a member of the Konoha basketball team? ?
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wipe.Damn, I remembered everything, the junior mistook the bean curd and the shiitake mushrooms for girls, isn't it because they have long hair reaching to the waist? ? ?
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That's right, wow, I get it too! !
The final time of Mushroom Tofu Skin: This week
Collegiate League finals: This week
Basketball captain and starting team member Location: Konoha
The current location of the landlord: Konoha
The landlord promised to watch the finals with shiitake mushrooms
Today is the final in Konoha
Characteristics of Shiitake and Doupiguan: long hair, basketball team
Konoha Big Brothers scene description: long hair, basketball team
Deleting the layer is also because the landlord protects the privacy and the settings are not broken.
One by one, it can be said to be a perfect match. Is there such a coincidence in this world?
Anyway, I don't believe it!If it's a coincidence, I'll live stream eating noodles with nostrils! ! !
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actually
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! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Oh my god, www has a sense of misplacement where delusion shines into reality
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Konoha friend, how are you? Have you been stunned by this sudden happiness?
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I am very fine
it's what everyone says it is
I saw the real owner
He approached me according to the shooting angle and discussed with me to delete the picture
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Big brother, are your punctuation marks scared off by the landlord?
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Don't be afraid to speak out if there is any grievance, everyone will help you denounce the landlord
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It’s all right, the host is very nice. After I deleted the picture, I asked him if I could take a photo with him. He probably meant to make up for it, so he nodded and said o
As in the title, the confused landlord is a junior engineering student who doesn’t know whether the roommates are talking about love or friends.
In order to facilitate the description, first introduce the dormitory members, here is a vest introduction.
Let’s talk about shiitake mushrooms and bean curds first. Shiitake mushrooms are my elder brother. He likes shiitake mushrooms, loves rubbing hemp, and is a master of basketball.
Doupi sleeps across from my brother, a basketball forward, and likes Doupi sushi.I often order takeaway Doupi sushi, which is so sweet and greasy. I shared five shiitake mushrooms with me, and I couldn’t eat more. The remaining 70 or so were all eaten by Doupi himself. He is quite beautiful.
Doupi's personality is hard to say, maybe he is the type who is fanatical and arrogant about the things he likes, but most of the time he is quite talkative.
Parker is the youngest brother in the opposite shop of the landlord.He skipped grades, he is a nice guy, and his personality is the calmest in the dormitory. Discussing academic projects with him made the landlord feel very happy.
then.
The problem is coming.
Doubi and shiitake mushrooms are closely related, and they often act together. Sometimes the host always feels blushing and heartbeat watching their interaction, but they don't feel tired, and they do this every day.
As for Parker, there is also some ambiguity between him and Faxiao. Faxiao should be called a junior. Every night, the juniors come to our dormitory to find Parker for dinner, rain or shine, day and night.
It's just so bad.
They act like good brothers every day. Over time, the landlord has confused definitions of words such as brother and friend, and also wonders if there is something wrong with him.
Post these first, if you have any questions, I will code them slowly
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sofa! ! !
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Loved Philosophical Posts♂
Think bean curd, shiitake mushrooms, Parker
Am I the only one who is clearly not of the same category as Parker? ? ?
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Although the landlord is in a difficult situation, I really want to laugh at how to break it
Looking at the long-winded post by the host, it is obvious that the essence of the help post is not grasped, it must be a newcomer, we must treat the newcomer well! !
The landlord can tell you more details about blushing and heartbeating, so we can help you analyze it, right?
Sorry puff hahahahaha
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What you say and what you do upstairs are completely different things!Don't laugh, the landlord is really embarrassing! !
sorry i want to laugh too
Ask the landlord!
Students in the same dormitory are usually students of the same grade. I want to ask if you and Shiitake are twin brothers?
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2L You are not alone
The OCD screamed, what does Parker mean?
It seems to be just a simple transliteration of foreign names, but it is not like
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Although the landlord said that the roommates are gay, they are gay
But according to the description, shiitake mushrooms and tofu skins have completely different personalities, and I really can’t think of a cp-like look.
Maybe the landlord really made a mistake.
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How not! !
It is known that Doupi basketball forward and Mushroom basketball guard are from the same school
Guess a basketball team with bean curd and shiitake mushrooms
???
Ask the landlord for proof
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6L light speed face
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This wave of speculation six
Touch 6L's red and swollen little face
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It's on the 10th floor, but no one picks Parker Boy's Su?
Focus
Skipping grades/discussing academics with the landlord/calm younger brother/favoring others
what
This goddamn delicious
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The upstairs filter is turned up, but everything else is fine, what the hell is petting people hahh! ! !
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Focus
Fa Xiao goes to the main dormitory every day to find Parker for dinner
Fa Xiao is a junior!
every day!
Rain or shine!
Go to Parker's dorm! !
Meet for dinner! ! !
Whose junior goes to the senior's dormitory every day to have dinner together?
So Parker Boy is such a stable character.
How is it possible to ask someone to have dinner together every day?
At first glance, it looks like a childish hairpin
Even though he is childish, the steady boy Parker still agrees to have dinner with Fa Xiao, really spoiled
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upstairs
what's wrong
But it seems to make sense? ? ?
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Not necessarily, good friends do often eat together
12L complete CP brain logic hhh
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The poster said that Parker and Fa Xiaozai have nothing to say, so it must not be that simple, there must be many stories, right!
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Familiar ones appear upstairs, right?
It's useless for us to guess, everything has to be announced by the host
I mean, the landlord hasn't finished coding yet?
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Call it!
Is the landlord @孔者之石 here~
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I didn't expect so many night owls to stay up late at night. Thank you for your enthusiastic comments. I would like to apologize to everyone. The mushroom quilt was kicked off just now. The owner had to climb out of bed to pick it up and throw it on the mushroom bed. some time.
I will answer your questions first!
The 4L host is two years younger than Doupi.
The same level is because Shiitake mushrooms were very skinny in elementary school. The landlord of the lower grades often had to take home the shiitake mushrooms that had been played too much. same class
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5L Parker was originally a pug raised by his younger brother, and he was raised in rotation in the freshman dormitory. Later, he was afraid that the dormitory supervisor would find out, so he sent him to the student’s home for foster care.
7L pair, bean curd and shiitake mushrooms for a basketball team
12L In fact, my logic is similar to that of 12L. I asked Parker before, but he had a look of "let him go".
I didn't expect you to be like this Parker.jpg
There are a lot of interactive content, so let’s start from freshman.
Everyone in the dormitory did not go home on New Year's Day, the first year of freshman year. Xianggu was the head of the dormitory. He felt that the opportunity was rare, so he decided to go to the food street to eat hot pot.
It was less than eight o'clock when we walked back after dinner, and the flow of people was bigger than when we went, and the incident happened at that time.
As we were walking, the landlord and Shiitake looked back, shit, where are Parker and Doupi?Lost?
The landlord immediately offered to contact them by phone, but the signal was very poor that day, and Shiitake called several times, but they still couldn't get through.
Because Parker and Doupi are quite reliable, the host didn't take it seriously, so he told Shiitake, let's wait for them at the exit of the food street, it's not too late.
Unexpectedly, Xianggu took a look at the host and said: No, I have to go back and look for it now.
Brothers for many years, it can be seen that Shiitake is in a state of anxiety, but the reason is unknown. My monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, and was about to ask, but saw Shiitake turn on the phone's wifi, and then showed a god-level operation.
He clicked on search, and soon the symbol lit up, showing that he was automatically connected to Doupi's hotspot.
"After connecting, I knew that Doupi never turned off the hotspot haha! The signal here is weak, he should be over there." Xianggu enthusiastically pulled the blogger and ran towards the escalator.
"Signal boost..."
"Stronger..."
"Full grid!"
At this time, the landlord looked left and right, and saw the figure of Doupi appearing above the escalator.
Shiitake also saw it, waving his mobile phone and running up, Doupi also held his mobile phone and rushed down, the two of them triumphantly met and walked down the stairs with shoulders shoulders and backs in front of everyone's attention.
Parker slowly returned to the team after them.
"Doupi said that when the hot spot is turned on, the mushrooms will be connected, and they have a tacit understanding.
The owner was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
In fact, there was something more shocking than this. When Shiitake later told me that he was separated, he immediately remembered what Doupi had told him about being kidnapped when he was a child.I knew that Doupi's family was well-off, but I never thought that this legendary kidnapping would fall on Doupi, who was extremely powerful in combat.
So mushrooms are so anxious because caring makes chaos.
... What kind of friendship is this?love?The landlord felt even more headache after thinking about it.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha? ? ?
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Fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Is it so free? It's not the same as I thought, hahahahaha? !
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The picture described by the poster is poisonous, and my mind is suddenly full of stick figures with hooked shoulders and backs (′`
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The two bear children have a sense of sight, and feel sorry for the shocked and confused host hhh (打地
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No, I said, why is Doupi so hot all day long? XD
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Yes, is the bean curd a special hot spot for shiitake mushrooms?
If it's true, wouldn't we be together all day long?
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woc together.
take care upstairs
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lss take care, the red coat is on the way with the knife
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This post is over, sprinkle chrysanthemums
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You group of berberines are crooked hahahaha everyone come back soon! !
Poor poor landlord!
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Berberine
I feel like the landlord is like a helpless old father x
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Hahahaha, it seems that the relationship between shiitake mushrooms and tofu skin is not ambiguous at all, it is obviously a tenth-level friendship between straight men who can't see it
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Upstairs I understand you hahahahaha
Just judging from the interaction between the bean mushrooms, maybe the landlord's help can solve the case.
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What is the tenth level of friendship between straight men_(:з」∠)_
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Just
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Just
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Yes... I don't want to talk to him, but I still treat him very well
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No, no, berberine, stop talking hahaha
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Probably it was an indescribable act in the eyes of others. The person involved only thought it was an expression of sincere friendship between them, and he didn't care about other people's eyes! (emphasis)
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I understand, think about it carefully, the picture of the two children, Doupi and Shiitake mushrooms meeting in victory is indeed so enthusiastic that it is difficult to describe it, maybe it is a bit hard to look at directly
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Just looking at the picture is childish, okay, but I think these two are so cute (o‵v′)ノ
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Shocked for a while, no one mentioned it
I said he is the landlord!
Another jump!
and!Doupi, he is actually Brother Young Master!
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That's right, I'm really curious which school the poster is from. Are the ones in the dormitory that skip grades sold by the catty like Chinese cabbage! ?
take a breath of sage
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42L Sorry, it’s really inconvenient to disclose
You guessed it casually and it counts as yours.jpg
24L is said to have 50G traffic per month, yes 50G.The landlord mainly doesn’t use much data for wifi, so he didn’t ask what package Doupi bought.
In short, there was a period of time when the campus network was under maintenance, and the host and Parker were troubled because we had to go over the wall to find information, so we discussed finding a coffee shop or an Internet cafe to continue our work.
Then I heard Shiitake groaning, and said to Doupi in frustration, then I have to go out, the video of the league replay hasn't been downloaded yet, so I need to download it quickly and analyze it.
It was raining outside at that time, and the maintenance of the campus network might have something to do with the coming of the rainy season.
Doupi on one side looked at the sky outside the window, and then said to us generously: "Brother Lian's hot spot!"
Shiitake looked at him immediately full of surprise and admiration.
He said: "Oh! It's really a bean curd!"
That is to say, at the time of the food street, the host could also connect to the hot spot of Doupi, but the only one who used this to find people was Shiitake Mushroom. This guy accidentally had a trick in some places.
Oh, Doupi didn't mention much about family affairs, but he has a younger brother who has taken over the family business, and he is always very proud when he talks about it. Shiitake marvels at Doupi's younger brother, but at the same time he doesn't forget to puff like a pea shooter Pour out the advantages of his brother.
In the end, they were usually sincerely happy that the other had a good brother.
However, Xianggu's younger brother, the host, and I are almost exposed. If you don't interrupt, even the host has to explain the time of the first wet dream, which is really annoying.
So when Doupi's younger brother was mentioned later, the poster subconsciously started to have a headache...
Oh, by the way, now that I think about it, there was actually another incident about Parker after the hot spot in the dormitory.
That happened after Shiitake downloaded the video.Shiitake and Doupi are on the same team, and they often watch replays and skill videos together, so this time, they also took Doupi and squeezed Parker's bed together for analysis.
As for why Parker's bed is crowded, it's because Parker's bed is under a fan. Everyone knows that the bed under a fan is the coolest in summer, so when Parker is washing underwear on the balcony, mushrooms and bean curds quickly occupy the commanding heights.
Pipi Shrimp Let's Go.jpg
This is actually not good. I don’t know how many times I will be forked out if I put mushrooms and bean curd in other dormitories.
The host has talked about shiitake mushrooms many times, but Parker always said that there is no problem. Later, I found that Parker really didn’t care, and the mushrooms and bean curds are both well-proportioned, so the host will no longer preach.
The postures of these two replays are lying on the bed and raising their legs. Their hair is long, and they usually wear ponytails in class, and they are simply loose in the dormitory. The reason for the posture is that it looks like two girls talking from a distance. Whisper.
That's not what the host said :P
As for the origin, it happened that the junior came to find Parker for dinner that day. The junior was not familiar with us at that time, so he knocked on the door and waited for Parker to open before he was willing to enter.
As a result, when the door was opened, besides Parker who was carrying a basin of washed underwear, the junior also saw the tofu skin and mushrooms of a girl lying on Parker's bed.
The two of them watched the video attentively with headphones on, but they couldn't hear the knock on the door, so they didn't look back.
The junior was staring at the washed underwear in Parker's basin, and the tall boy suddenly squatted down, which startled Parker.
Parker, who was a little panicked, also squatted down: "What's wrong with you?"
The tall and burly junior covered his face: "Senior Parker has two girlfriends in just one day..."
Confused Parker: "What? I didn't..."
But the junior with super mobility ran away crying before Parker could react.
The landlord and Parker were dumbfounded at the same time. Parker, who usually reacts calmly to most things, quickly came back to his senses. He immediately put down the laundry tub and chased after him, but he stumbled on the door. Looking carefully, it was the dinner brought by his junior.
Later, Parker couldn't help but explain to us that the juniors thought that Doupi and Shiitake were girls from the physical education department, so they ran away.
"He thought I left the order without discussing it with him, so he couldn't accept it for a while, ah, it's all my fault." Parker looked at Doupi and Shiitake mushrooms with some guilt: "It was a misunderstanding, sorry."
Doupi: "Mushroom, next time he comes, I will definitely braid his hair."
Shiitake: "Although I'm looking forward to it, it's still not right, my junior is so pitiful hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Why do you think Parker is a bit of a scumbag? Obviously Parker didn't do anything.
The owner was even more distressed.
Hey, when it comes to downloading basketball game videos with mushrooms, the host suddenly
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???????
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this? ? ? ? ? ? ! ? ?
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Fuck, I wanted to complain about the two girlfriends, but I should first care about why you broke down, suddenly? ?disappear? ? ?
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Maybe something happened to the landlord? ?Huo Xu shiitake mushroom kicked off the quilt again
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Hahahahahaha let the mushrooms upstairs!
Do shiitake mushrooms and bean curds actually have long hair? Boys rarely have long hair these days, so they should be quite recognizable
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Woc... This time the host has a lot of information
I mistakenly thought that the reaction after Fa Xiao had a girlfriend was so intense, isn't it the reaction that a normal friend should have?
At least it can be seen that the junior has unusual feelings for Parker, but Parker's feeling for the junior is not very obvious
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You don't have to think about it, the junior is obviously a single arrow towards Parker!
Are the two girlfriends trying to laugh me to death hahaha
The vengeful Doupi is a bit cute, hehe, I don’t know if the tall and big junior can escape the clutches of the Doupi who is said to be good at beating
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Junior Ma Ye's reaction is hilarious! ! !
On the contrary, Gugu and Pippi are very harmonious. The example mentioned by the host does not feel blushing and heartbeat at all. These two are very compatible bear children (˙3˙)(˙3˙)
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Hey, what we can understand, the landlord didn't get it at all!
53L
even more confused hhh
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It is suggested that the poster treat the junior as a girl, and then try to figure out her psychology...
Hey, the student who squatted down feels... feels...
a little cute
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???
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Lord, don't scare us!
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an hour
Still no news from the owner
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Have you successfully decoded it? If you know the landlord, go and have a look?
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No, the post is thick and the popularity of the post is low, maybe peeping behind the back can be discovered
It's two o'clock in the morning, is everyone still awake?
Smoke.jpg
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I also think there shouldn’t be any. Seeing the amount of replies, probably no one will read it x
Wow peeping from behind, the story upstairs is so scary...
Of course I don’t sleep, what to sleep and wake up to write a paper
However, the more I write, the more I want to kneel down and cry in front of the school's wall of fame
How did you group of perverted gods follow so many projects after finishing your homework, and the specialty column says happy volleyball and happy basketball that won school awards during college!
_(′`”∠)__
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Hahahahahahahahahaha I know which school is upstairs
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I know too hey hey hey hey
The wall of fame is such a glorious and shameful play that Konoha University can do it ε=(′w′)
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It was exposed!
Yes, how should I put it, the school's celebrity wall is full of beauties. Recently, after the start of the intercollegiate basketball league, our beauties have practiced more every day, and the gymnasium is surrounded by support groups.
They are super seductive (*/ω\*)!
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I remember that Konoha's sports ability is super strong!
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Last year, Konoha played against our school in a friendly volleyball match. There was a sophomore boy in Konoha who was extremely accurate in his predictions.
Next to me is his support team, waving his hand when excited, with the words "Golden Glitter of Konoha" written on it
hhh
(It is said that the landlord has been forgotten by us for a long time
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Golden Glitter of Konoha
Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Hahahahaha so jacksu that it sounds inexplicably shameful
Crooked building for a long time hhh
I was really scared by the host just now and dared not reply, but now I suddenly remembered that the reaction of my junior was really interesting.
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Yes, I was super excited when I was watching it, but I was interrupted by the disappearance of the host. Let me tell you one!Don't vomit, let me finish talking before going to sleep!
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Everyone knows that it is a misunderstanding that Parker has a girlfriend, but Parker blames his junior's abnormal reaction on "I didn't communicate with him in time", rather than "I found a partner and made him feel unhappy."
In fact, the reason why the junior ran away was the latter! !
When I read the author’s description for the first time, I thought Parker was very clumsy about feelings, but when I read it for the second time, I found this, and I intercepted the author’s original words:
"He thought I left the order without discussing it with him, so he couldn't accept it for a while, ah, it's all my fault." Parker looked at Doupi and Shiitake with some guilt: "It's a misunderstanding, sorry."
Parker, who is he dating, actually wants to discuss it with his juniors (′`)
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Fuck can't believe what I missed
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Damn, I went back and watched it again, why is the junior squatting there and crying and running away so dramatic hahahahahahahahaha
I'm sorry I'm good or bad, I seem to be able to hear my junior's soul shouting: "The bride is married and the groom is not me"!
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Send warmth to the landlord before going to bed:
The backs of both girlfriends, mushrooms and tofu skin, are so pretty!
66L
Hahahahahaha 65 bro, you're going to kill me laughing
Gudou even boasted about his younger brother, what kind of old-parent relationship mode is this hhh
Is Parker Boy's definition of a friend a little fuzzy?
67L
It's even more confusing, Brother 65, don't provoke the landlord hhh!
Nominate a Shuangshuang with long hair (′°°)
Insomnia, crawled back to re-read the long story of the host, and suddenly found that the bean curd and shiitake mushrooms have an atmosphere that others can’t get in, tell me I’m not alone
68L
Yes, yes, I also feel that the host's dormitory is like this:
Bean Curd Mushrooms
----Era----
Parker
After all, the landlord and Parker are both children who skipped grades.
69L
served ls
70L
nothing wrong hahahahaha
71L
Interesting
It's almost three o'clock, and there are still people replying, there are a lot of diving hhh
72L Philosopher's Stone
I'm here, don't worry everyone, nothing happened to the landlord, it was the roommate who had the accident.
Parker had a low-grade fever for a few days, and we didn't notice any abnormality when the medicine took effect during the day. He stayed up late at night, but he was so feverish that he stepped on the bed ladder and fell to the ground with a loud noise.
He fell hard and didn't sit up for half a minute.
When the landlord got out of bed to help him, he saw some red spots on the back of his neck and his face was burning red. He was afraid that it might be measles, so he rushed to the hospital.
Parker said with certainty that it wasn't a rash, and he didn't need to go to the hospital, but after all, we are not medical personnel, so the judgment may not be correct, so the landlord insisted on sending it to the hospital in the end.
The test result is not measles, we will go back after taking the medicine
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It is estimated that the garbled characters were sent by accidentally touching the mobile phone in the pocket.
Doubi and Shiitake mushrooms in the dormitory are still sleeping soundly. They have been training a lot lately, leaving early and returning late, saying that they are preparing for next week's competition.
The host has just caught Parker to bed, the kid can’t do anything else in this situation, sleep is the main thing, thank you friends for not forgetting to analyze at this time, but it’s late at night, everyone go to sleep, the host will crawl again tomorrow building.
Go to bed first, and I will continue to tell you about typical cases next time
73L
Landlord sleep fast and good night
Parker is studying too hard, I hope he recovers soon
74L
The landlord has worked hard, good night and sweet dreams with Parker!
75L
Wow Parker boy is miserable... Let him pay more attention to rest, overwork is prone to sudden death
76L
Mushrooms and Doupi belong to the school basketball team. Is it because of the competition that they have increased their training recently?
77L
No, it can't be such a coincidence.
The hand holding the cigarette trembles slightly.gif
How could such a coincidence between the host’s school and Konoha’s city be possible? Even if it were true, we should protect the host’s privacy and pretend that it didn’t happen (ntm).
78L
In fact, this kind of thing is not sure, there are also many inter-school friendly matches or competitions between departments in Konoha
79L
In fact, even if it is, only people in the same city have a chance to see it, anyway, the popularity of this post is so low
so low
Uncertain glance at the reading volume
How many people are diving
80L
……
81L
The 76th floor that caught the key point (っ`-′c)
82L
Anyway, find a time machine first
Not
About Parker Junior
I have a (cross out) bad (cross out) bold idea
83L
ls you
84L
Is it as bad as I thought? ()
85L
Suddenly excited in the middle of the night↑↑↑
86L
Looking at the title, I think it's not the host's fault, it's the student's fault
87L
Landlord, I suggest you think about the [red dot] on the [back of the neck]!
88L
The big brother upstairs is correct, and the keyword can also add a [fever].Normally speaking, it is generally impossible for me to make such a place on the back of the neck.
89L
Hoho, it's my favorite Sherlock Holmes again
90L
And little brother Parker just [very definitely] denied that it was a rash without explaining too much. It feels so blunt, as if he couldn't think of an excuse for a while, so he could only deny it intuitively?
91L
Yes, Poor Parker fell and had a fever at that time, and his brain may not be able to turn.
92L
Even if you say that, the host will only think that the red spots are mosquito bites, and the fever is the manifestation of dengue fever (cover your face)
93L
Then try the reverse method, assuming that the red dots are hickey marks, it means that Parker has just been killed recently, and this is what the host doesn't know
Brother Parker [very positively] denies that the red spots are not rashes, which means that he deliberately does not want the host to know, after all, it is a private matter
94L
Woohoo, this is really...
95L
Junior, your stickiest Parker sauce is sick!Junior, quickly find that scumbag and beat him up!
96L
Seeing the melancholy upstairs, I broke my kung fu in a second, zn may also be a junior! ! ! !
Damn I said it.
97L
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
98L
The 95th floor is a real warrior! ! !
99L
What is the host's reaction when he wakes up and sees it? When the nightmare comes into reality or something, please be considerate.
100L
Hmm... Feel sorry for our host
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101L
That's right, let's wash up and sleep, good night Dakar
102L
Good night, kind friends.
103L Philosopher's Stone
what is so dema
104L
...Hey, I swiped at noon and actually got to the poster. It's the poster. How are you, the poster? ! !
105L
Landlord, look, you have cancer in your hands! ! !Don’t be overwhelmed by the landlord, your eyes are still upright, only Parker boy is bent!
106L
And my juniors (whispering).
105L Philosopher's Stone
Ah, the conversation I heard this morning makes sense
Parker asked for sick leave and lay down in the dormitory, and his junior skipped class to accompany him in bed. The first thing he said when he entered the room was: Stupid Parker!You had a bad day...why didn't you tell me?Am I the kind of guy who takes advantage of others?
Then Parker weakly told him not to think about it, go to bed with him and so on.
However, it also confirmed that the honest vision of the landlord is indeed no problem, and the landlord is in a good mood knowing this.
Parker seems to be too accommodating to his junior. I plan to tell Shiitake about the matter. His words may be able to persuade my junior to cherish Parker more.
106L
Mommy wwwwwwwwwwww
107L
As soon as I clicked in, I was stuffed with dog food (rolled eyes)
108L
I’m really curious why the landlord of a dormitory didn’t tell Doupi that the effect of persuading people is not as good as shiitake mushrooms? Hhh
109L Philosopher's Stone
It's the same with anyone, the frequency of information exchange between the two of them is high, and Doupi will know it within half an hour.Shiitake is very sincere when speaking seriously, and Doupi often tells the truth. The basketball team recognizes the strength of Doupi and Shiitake, but they are generally convinced by Shiitake's words, so it is appropriate to let him do this.
If it is Doupi, it may eventually become "You are only mediocre to your partner, boring".Doupi always pulls out hatred with ease.
110L
Hahahahahaha? ? ?
Doupi, your tone is quite loud, hahh? ? ?
111L
I laughed so loud I got beaten up by my roommate on my lunch break
112L
Laughed until I actually shed tears, I love the wayward little hot girl like Doupi XD!
113L
Hahaha Good eyes upstairs, he is really super hot, gentle and cute
114L
???
115L
What's going on upstairs? ? ?
116L
Brother 113 sounded like an insider ヽ(′д`)
117L
Is there anyone in the know? www!seek gossip
118L Philosopher's Stone
That's shiitake mushrooms, it's too troublesome to explain, so I let him read the post.
119L
Damn, are you the fragrant shiitake mushrooms? ! !
120L
I'm not ready yet, the landlord, you really have nothing to hide from your brother ah ah ah ah
121L
I'm on my knees for the little hot girl! ! !
122L
Hahahahahaha it’s me, don’t be afraid, I understand everything, then I’ll discuss it with Doupi first, you go ahead
123L
group photo!wave!
124L
"Hey"
Mushrooms are a bit cute, lol lol
125L
I feel that after the shiitake mushrooms appeared, the style of the post has become lighter hhh
126L
By the way, since the host let Shiitake read the post, why not just ask him and Doupi how www?
127L Philosopher's Stone
I asked
128L
!!!
129L
Oh oh oh did you answer it! ! !
130L Philosopher's Stone
Landlord: How are you and Doupi?
Shiitake mushrooms: To be honest, I don't know either.If it is a friend, it is very tacit and connected, but if you want to be more intimate, it is not impossible, but I always feel that there is something missing
Landlord: Wait, what do you mean by "not impossible"
Shiitake: Hahahaha, that is to say, I have thought about more long-term things.But whether it's friendship or anything, my heart is there and it won't change.Ah, Doupi urged me to go to the meeting, the first game in the afternoon, do you want to watch it?
Landlord: I’ll watch it when you get to the finals. I don’t have much free time recently.
Shiitake: You are amazing, xx (the name of the host)!
......
The landlord needs to be quiet and wait for progress to chat with you
131L
what
132L
...... touch the landlord's brother
133L
What should I do? I want a younger brother like the landlord.゜(′□`)°゜.
134L
Unexpectedly, I can understand the mood of the host. When my sister got married, I felt so uncomfortable that I wanted to beat that man up!
135L
It’s not right upstairs, the host is worried about my brother’s affairs, I have no room to intervene at all, right www(?), when I was young, my dad was looking for a stepmother, I disagree, but my dad is completely the kind of mentality that coaxes children, gentle and firm I'll be married when I'm done.
136L
Mr. 134, who seems to have a lot of stories, punctured something lightly
137L
The host has a lot of trust in shiitake mushrooms, please give me the link directly
The landlord does not cry, hug the landlord
138L
Alas, shiitake mushrooms and bean curd are in an uncertain stage, and there is no way to tell the host what to say.Wouldn't it be embarrassing if it didn't work out in the end, so I just used the saying "my heart will not change", which is equivalent to saying that I am waiting for the other party, and shiitake mushrooms are also very gentle.
139L
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
140L
What, there is still such an interpretation method, I thought that Shiitake said that his mind would not change, and he was gently but firmly telling the host not to intervene in their affairs
141L
My heart is beating wildly, what a delicious orthopedic...
142L
Who will fork the upstairs out hahahahahaha ψ(`′)ψ
143L
Shiitake mushrooms seem to have a mysterious deterrent effect on the host, I feel... Let the host be quiet.
144L
...ah, it's been five days
I click in every day and can't see the update, I'm so sad
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115L
Glancing at the title, a week has passed... Obviously the host is no longer confused (˙-˙)
116L
I was waiting for the players from both sides to play in the basketball finals. I just climbed the stairs. Now I am concerned about the development of the tofu skin and mushrooms.
117L
Konoha's home court for the basketball finals, is ls there ヽ(ω)ゝ
118L
I'm there!I am the big brother Konoha who was working on the paper late at night last week hhh
After finishing the thesis, I found out that the finals had already been reached, so I went straight to the gymnasium with my little friends! My Okonoha!
119L
Oh oh oh it's that Konoha friend who plans to kneel on the wall of fame www!
120L
Big brother Konoha, congratulations on getting the same model from the original poster [Only watch the final]
121L
puff hhh
122L
Hey, I really want to know if the host also went to watch the mushroom competition
123L
Shiitake is really confident in his team, the kind that directly asks the host to watch the finals
124L
Is it my eyesight, there are two boys with long hair and high ponytail among my Konoha debut contestants
125L
Out, out? ? ?
126L
come out hhhhh
127L
Ah bah, it's the appearance, the appearance player!Take a closer look, aren’t these two handsome guys from Happy Basketball on the celebrity wall? It’s completely ok to debut with their looks. I’ll take a picture for you to see.
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But they have short hair on the wall of celebrities. It is estimated that they were tied up and blocked by their heads when taking pictures. I always thought it was short hair for two years! !
128L
So handsome ah ah ah ah I'm screaming like a groundhog
129L
Mommy, this brown skin with clear eyes is too punctual! ! !
130L
The poster’s mobile phone pixels are a bit against the sky, what kind of waist is the stretched black and long fried, praise
*************Prompt 127L has applied for deletion************
131L Philosopher's Stone
Brother Konoha, take a look behind you
132L
I didn't know that a boy with long hair could be so masculine? ? ? ! !
sister, i'm crazy
133L
Hey, I saw a live landlord!
134L
yooooo Is the landlord also on site?
135L
......
136L
Hey, the 127L photo layer was deleted
137L
I can't breathe
138L
Then...the landlord suddenly appeared right after? ? ?
139L
……ah
140L
Wait, what does the host mean by that sentence, he is in a place where he can see Brother Konoha?The application to delete the photo is also the responsibility of the landlord?
141L
It looks like this, yes... the host is also in Konoha Gymnasium, what a coincidence
142L
I deleted the layer of the photo before I saved it, crying
143L
My goodness, what do you care about photos at this time?
132L Philosopher's Stone
Brother Konoha, take a look behind you
Maybe even the current Big Brother Konoha has already been deleted, because the information about shiitake mushrooms and bean curds has been leaked, he has definitely been deleted from this world by the host! ?
144L
calm down upstairs
145L
Isn't the photo a member of the Konoha basketball team? ?
146L
wipe.Damn, I remembered everything, the junior mistook the bean curd and the shiitake mushrooms for girls, isn't it because they have long hair reaching to the waist? ? ?
147L
That's right, wow, I get it too! !
The final time of Mushroom Tofu Skin: This week
Collegiate League finals: This week
Basketball captain and starting team member Location: Konoha
The current location of the landlord: Konoha
The landlord promised to watch the finals with shiitake mushrooms
Today is the final in Konoha
Characteristics of Shiitake and Doupiguan: long hair, basketball team
Konoha Big Brothers scene description: long hair, basketball team
Deleting the layer is also because the landlord protects the privacy and the settings are not broken.
One by one, it can be said to be a perfect match. Is there such a coincidence in this world?
Anyway, I don't believe it!If it's a coincidence, I'll live stream eating noodles with nostrils! ! !
148L
actually
149L
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
150L
Oh my god, www has a sense of misplacement where delusion shines into reality
151L
Konoha friend, how are you? Have you been stunned by this sudden happiness?
152L Konoha Big Brother
I am very fine
it's what everyone says it is
I saw the real owner
He approached me according to the shooting angle and discussed with me to delete the picture
153L
Big brother, are your punctuation marks scared off by the landlord?
154L
Don't be afraid to speak out if there is any grievance, everyone will help you denounce the landlord
155L Konoha Big Brother
It’s all right, the host is very nice. After I deleted the picture, I asked him if I could take a photo with him. He probably meant to make up for it, so he nodded and said o
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