I don't want to sell rot

03

"Hi everyone, I'm Nanjia."

"I'm Wang Gefei."

"We are - Jigger Drumstick Band!"

"Cut." Without waiting for the director to stop, Tony raised his little finger and nodded on the heads of the two, "Did you take my words as wind on your ears? What about the ambiguity you agreed to? Where's the pink bubble?"

Wang Gefei was crying, "Ah Qing was still wearing Nanjia's headgear when she slept at night. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I was so scared that I almost peed. I really have a shadow..."

Nan Jia: "..." My mind is full of the matter that I was bent by the beauty, and I didn't fall asleep for most of the night.

Tony was furious, turned to the director and said, "You come and talk to them."

The director is a young woman who has just graduated, and her attitude is quite modest, "You two, this video and photos are going to be posted on your band's official Weibo as your competition materials. Brother Tony has communicated with me, this is a rot. , is a common method used by boy group idols, don’t put too much pressure on you, huh? No one will treat you as gay, everyone will just say things like 'so cute', 'so loving', 'together' , it has no effect at all, right..."

Nan Jia: "If the director didn't have your eyes shining, I might believe a little bit."

Director: "That's all right, Brother Fei, don't you have a psychological shadow, then avoid looking at Brother Jia's face the whole time; Brother Jia, you have to secretly look at him, with meaningful eyes, just... treat Brother Fei as a Selling insurance, you know it well, control the overall situation, and then quietly smile to see how he tempts you to buy it, OK?"

Wang Gefei: "...Director, how do you know that I sold insurance?"

Shooting begins.As long as Wang Gefei deliberately avoids his eyes a few times, he looks shy, and there is basically no obstacle.But Nan Jia's eyes were always picky, which made them unable to sing well.

"Brother Jia's eyes are wrong," the director smacked his lips, "Don't smirk, be reserved, be aloof... No, no, you are murderous, not with a straight face, but natural... What do you think of him?" Like looking at a dead person? Hey Brother Jia, I beg you, or you can treat him as your girlfriend..."

girlfriend……?

Nanjia suddenly remembered that the beauty who was already on the desktop of her mobile phone secretly took pictures.

Ah, if he is standing beside me...

"Yes, yes, brother Jia, keep it up, it's this kind of squinting feeling! Come on, come on!"

Nan Jia: "..." Is he so hungry?

So the two completed the first filming in such a strange way.

Within two days Tony posted the clip on Weibo, and posted on Tuhao Group's official Weibo account.

At the end of the copywriting, a [囍] expression was added.

04

"Brother, Ququ and Xianxian are quite cute, do you really stop thinking about it?"

Yan Suizhi was reading the document without even raising his eyes, "Do you think you are a procuress?"

Yan Sisi hugged the notebook and was amused, and then said seriously, "You don't look for a partner even after you come out, do you know how worried your mother is? I don't even know if you are up or down, so I have to give you both at the same time." Do you recommend CP?"

With his brother's naturally indifferent appearance, he really couldn't tell the difference.

"To dismantle the CP is to be struck by lightning."

"They're not real CPs—ah, brother, look at this combination, add a chicken leg, the name is so special, two big straight guys are flirting with each other, it's too eye-catching hahahahahaha!"

Yan Suizhi wanted to stop his sister, but when he looked up, he saw on the computer screen the young man in a pink shirt with an indifferent expression but circling around his teammates. He was taken aback for a moment.

Seeing that he was interested, Yan Sisi hurriedly brought the screen closer, and introduced, "The tall one is Nanjia, the tall and cold male god Fan; the short one..."

"ugly."

"Where is it ugly?" Yan Sisi was puzzled, pressed the pause button, and pointed to Nan Jia's head, "Look at this cute little dimple, and still keep a straight face on purpose, what a contrast! Although it's a bit embarrassing, but Xiao Xianrou’s good looks are self-willed! Even though he looked at his teammates in the last scene, he still looked disgusted, but now his face is full of hunger and thirst for chicken legs hahahahahaha!”

"Tooth." Yan Suizhi didn't want to say more, and pushed the screen back.

Yan Sisi was taken aback, "Brother, what are you looking at? If you don't tell me, I haven't noticed yet. His teeth are so neat and white that he can be used in toothpaste advertisements. Oh, oh, and my favorite little tiger teeth! How can it be bad?" !"

Yan Suizhi kept his mouth shut, and went straight into the study, ignoring her.

In the evening, Yan Suizhi had a dream.

In the dream, he went back to his childhood again. On the first day he transferred to elementary school, a boy rushed up to him. His mouth was so wide that it could almost swallow his head. The canine teeth on it were so sharp and gleaming, like the most evil monster in the world. Things are still faintly surrounded by black mist...

After waking up, Yan Sui's face turned dark.Although the man kissed him at that time, and his teeth hit his cheek, but for him, it was no different from biting.

He came home that day with a cold and a fever. After he recovered, he refused to go back no matter what, and transferred to another school crying.

——In any case, he and Huya are irreconcilable!

The author has something to say: Thanks to the local tyrants for the rewards, but it’s really unnecessary, I can’t raise the money hahahahaha!