The male god is brushing his face with his life [Quick Transmigration]

"I just wrote a hundred words, what should I do if my favorite anchor starts broadcasting? Of course I choose to call him!"

Such a sentence appeared in his mind, and the next moment Su Lei sat on a sofa, in front of him was a screen, and someone was singing on the screen...

As soon as the singing sounded, it sounded good at first, but then the electronic sound became more and more serious, and the sound of "sizzling" penetrated straight into Su Lei's mind, stirring it up fiercely.

Su Lei covered his ears in pain. What kind of voice was that? It was so sharp that it made him curl up and open his mouth wide. His only eye stared blankly at the screen.

I don't know how long it lasted, the sound stopped, the sofa disappeared, and the screen also disappeared. Su Lei let go of his hand and began to retch.

"Slap." The dice landed at Su Lei's feet again.

Su Lei looked at the quiet dice in horror: This trial mission is really dangerous!

But there is no way, in order to go out, we can only continue to move forward.

Taking a deep breath, Su Lei picked up the dice and threw it out——

"6".

After taking six steps cautiously, Su Lei felt unprecedented nervousness when he took the sixth step——

A faint green light shone under Su Lei's feet.

"Listening to the singing of my favorite anchor, I am really inspired. Congratulations for adding 300 words. The current progress of the black room task is: 400/3000."

Taking a long breath of relief, Su Lei stared at the numbers on the dice, wondering if an odd number is a punishment for fishing, and an even number is a reward for word counts?

Controlling his strength, Su Lei threw the dice——

"4".

Walked four steps cautiously, green light, plus 100 words.

Cast again, it is still the number "4".

Green light, add 50 words, no danger.

Su Lei was a little excited, and then controlled his strength to cast, this time it was still the number "4".

It's just that there is a golden light appearing under the feet.

The golden light made Su Lei's scalp numb instantly——

"Oh, the code word of the Buddhist system, add 0 to the word count, and the current progress of the black room task is: 550/3000."

It turns out that the golden light is the number of words plus zero... emmm is really Buddhist.

With complicated emotions, Su Lei rolled the dice again——

"6."

Six steps forward, a faint green light, plus 50 words

"2." Green light, the word count increased by 50.

"4." Green light, the word count increased by 100.

"4." Jin Guang added 0 to the word count.

"6."

red light! ! !

"No, no, no, I'm not satisfied with the writing, just delete it and rewrite it."

"The word count is reduced by 300, and the current black room task progress is: 450/3000."

There is still such an operation!

Su Lei was so angry that he threw the dice out——

"1."

Taking a few deep breaths, Su Lei calmed down and took a step forward——

"Sure enough, it still doesn't work, bald head."

Green light, add 20 words.

Su Lei stared at the dice at his feet and fell into deep thought: It seems that whether the number thrown is even or odd has nothing to do with the result.

Recalling the numbers and results cast before, Su Lei couldn't help guessing: Is this a task purely based on luck?

"Oh, oh, I was discovered by you again~" the little milk dog said: "Please come on, little brother, hehe~"

Su Lei: "..."

I was speechless for a while, but because of the lessons learned by the system, Su Lei didn't believe in the little milk dog's voice, and then according to his own ideas, he voted "odd number plus even number plus odd number", "even number plus odd number plus even number", "odd number plus odd number". Add a series of combinations such as odd numbers and even numbers.

They were punished four times, and the word count was increased by 500. The current black room task progress: 970/3000.

Su Lei half-kneeled on the ground, never felt that 3000 words were so far away.

Because his body is no longer a human body, he didn't feel any pain at first, but when he was punished, his body felt strange, not like pain, but very uncomfortable, and the pain hit the soul directly.

After resting for a while, Su Lei gritted his teeth and stood up, throwing the dice——

"3."

Gritting his teeth and taking three steps forward, a faint blue light appeared at Su Lei's feet——

"Congratulations for getting the hair growth potion x 1, and the number of words is increased by 0. The current progress of the black room task is: 970/3000."

Hair growth potion?Seeing the small bottle in his hand, Su Lei showed a strange expression: Is this for him to wipe on his hair?But he has a lot of hair volume, and the body created by the system will not lose hair.

Putting away the hair growth potion, Su Lei continued to roll the dice——

"5."

After walking five steps forward, a faint red light flowed under Su Lei's feet, making Su Lei's heart skip a beat——

"Frustrated three times: It is impossible to code words, and it is impossible to code words in this life, and the head is bald, and the speed of Kawen is stuck at 250 per hour, and I can only make a living by saving manuscripts."

Su Lei clenched his teeth, ready to bear a new round of blows.

"It is detected that the little brother of the tester is holding hair growth potion × 1, which can offset the punishment of the will of the black house this time. Will the little brother use it?"

The sound of the little milk dog made Su Lei stunned for a second, and then he nodded without hesitation: "Yes!"

"Deduct the hair growth potion × 1, congratulations on getting an extra reward: add 200 words, and the current progress of the black room task is: 1170/3000."

The unexpected joy made Su Lei cheer up slightly, and bent down to pick up the dice. According to his own sequence, this time an even number should be cast——

"5."

Su Lei: ...My hand slipped.

Five steps forward, the red light is on!

"...I really can't continue coding! Oh, let's let it go as it pleases for updates, go to eat chicken! Eat chicken, eat chicken, eat chicken!"

These words came to mind, and the next moment, Su Lei was hanging on the parachute.

The wind was blowing by his ears, and then Su Lei realized that he couldn't control his body.

I watched helplessly as my body fell to the ground, and then ran to one house after another with roofs painted in strange colors.

"Bang!" A man suddenly appeared outside the house and shot Su Lei.

pain!

This shot hit Su Lei's body, and Su Lei suddenly felt a sharp pain.

But he "himself" got down on the ground in embarrassment.

"Bang!" The teammate outside the house rushed over and shot the person who beat him to death. Seeing this, Su Lei immediately got up, quickly licked the enemy's box, and triumphantly picked up a bow and crossbow on your back.

"I'm so handsome!"

……

When running in the wrong direction, Su Lei felt excruciating pain like being thrown into sulfuric acid all over his body. Fortunately, his teammates drove over to pick him up.

Following his teammates all the way to the finals, Su Lei was lying in the grass, wearing the third-level armor auspicious suit from his teammates, and the medical box adrenaline eight-fold mirror taken from his teammates in the third-level bag , Picking jio flatteredly.

"Bang!" He was shot in the head by the enemy.

At that moment, Su Lei felt his head explode with a "boom", and he lost consciousness for an instant.

I don't know how long it took, Su Lei regained consciousness in a daze, he wanted to stand up, but found that his body didn't listen to his brain's command at all.

His train of thought was also blocked, and there were several double images of the dice in his eyes.

Just like that blow to the head really hurt Su Lei's brain.

Unable to think about more things, Su Lei only remembered one thing: Climbing!Climb forward!

Su Lei felt that he had been crawling for a long time, and when he stopped, he was sent back to his original position by the will of the black room, and then he vaguely remembered one thing: it seems that the dice should be rolled first.

But the dice has several double images, and it is not easy to catch it.

After touching the dice for a long time, Su Lei couldn't execute his own sequence, so he waved his arm with difficulty and threw it out gently——

"1."

1?

What does 1 mean?

Su Lei thought for a long time, and after he figured it out, he slowly crawled forward——

Su Lei touched a pair of boots.

Su Lei raised his head and stared blankly at the thing standing in front of him. The thing was completely merged into the darkness, wearing a pair of boots, but he didn't know what it was.

Then Su Lei felt himself being picked up.

In my memory, the only one who puts himself on his back like this seems to be——

"dad?"

The word "Dad" made the thing carrying him pause slightly, and then there was the sound of dice being thrown.

The thing carrying him kept moving forward, and occasionally fell to the ground, and Su Lei was also thrown off. At this time, Su Lei would be very anxious and kept shouting:

"dad!"

"Don't leave me behind!"

"I am back!"

"Never leave again..."

But no matter how many times he falls down while carrying Su Lei's things, he will eventually pick him up again and lead him forward firmly.

I don't know how far forward, the thing stopped.

"The current progress of the black room mission is: 2750/3000, and there are still 250 characters for the black room mission. Victory is just around the corner, please come on~"

"Okay."

"Oh, no, you're still short of..."

"Spaces are also counted as words. After the typesetting is published, it will be 3000. Do you think I don't know?" That thing said coldly.

The little milk dog sound was silent for a while, and said embarrassingly: "As expected of the manager, I was discovered by you~ Then the task of the black room is barely completed! Congratulations, hehe~"

"This black room mission is over. Thank you very much for the help of the bald author, the little brother of the tester. System Bodhi, I will serve you wholeheartedly~"

……

Su Lei's scattered pupils gradually gained focus: a round of bright moon was reflected in his red pupils, and then covered by clouds.

Su Lei was startled, and tried to sit up, but found that his body seemed to be run over, giving him a feeling of "fragmentation", which was completely uncontrollable.

When the sky turned slightly pale, Su Lei turned his head with difficulty, and saw a dark figure lying beside him.

The author has something to say:

|·ω·. ) So the teammate is really a good person, he can eat chicken every day by riding him 23333

Maybe this is the reason why I am getting better and better emmm(￣^￣゜)