Chaoba

Wang Lin picked up Sui Qiqing's dishes and tasted them, "Your cooking skills are much better than mine, and the food I cook can barely be eaten. By the way, I can't always cook duck tongue. You can cook it." This one is so delicious, do you have any secret recipe?"

Sui Qiqing helped Sui Yiwei pick up some of his favorite dishes, "It's nothing, just be careful to remove the duck tongue from the heat when the sauce is half-cooked. If it is too cooked, the duck tongue will be overcooked."

"Really? It's no wonder that what you cook before is always wrong. So that's the problem. Then who did you learn cooking from? Is there a very good chef?"

Sui Yiwei quickly interjected, "He just figured it out on his own. If he does too much, he will get better."

Sui Qiqing looked at him and said with a smile: "No. When I was in college, I had a cooking class, and the teacher was very good at cooking. I went to listen for a semester, and I still got the class in the final quiz." I got the highest score in the class. I am very glad to have attended that class now, otherwise you have such a tricky mouth, I would not be able to handle it well."

Before Sui Yiwei had time to refute, Wang Lin lay down on the table and said first: "Really? Then Qiqing, I have to ask you to do me a favor. I have offered two elective courses in our school, but the people who choose the courses There are not many, I think I have a generation gap with you, and I don’t know what kind of class format your current college students like. Please give me some advice, how do you think can attract students more?”

"Sister Wang Lin, don't say that. I heard from my brother that you are three years older than me. There is no generation gap. I don't think the most important thing is the form of class. The key is whether the students can really learn. Something. You are teaching Chinese, right? I remember I sat in on a modern and contemporary literature class before, and the teacher was very interesting. He used Lu Xun's tone and then Zhang Ailing's tone, I think it's pretty good..."

Sui Yiwei listened to Sui Qiqing and Wang Lin talking endlessly from class to Wang's eczema to what his father and Lao Cao were, and he had no idea what they were talking about, let alone interrupting.After finally hearing about Kong Rong, I just wanted to ask if it was the one made by Rang Li. He had heard of it too, but they directly talked about Wang Shi.Sui Yiwei looked at Wang Laibin again, the old man was looking at the two with a look of excitement, and even gave Sui Yiwei a wink.Sui Yiwei was depressed, thinking, why are you making winks, didn't you see that the top of my head is already green?

Sui Yiwei felt that everything he ate was tasteless, his mouth was dry, and his heart was sore and astringent, which made him feel very uncomfortable.Sui Yiwei picked up the wine bottle that Wang Laibin had put at his feet, poured himself a glass, felt bored, and put the empty wine glass on Sui Qiqing's side on purpose.

Sui Qiqing saw Sui Yiwei's actions and expression out of the corner of his eyes, but he held back and didn't move. This was the first time he saw Sui Yiwei jealous for him.Sui Qiqing's heart burst into pink bubbles, and his whole body floated up.This feeling is too fucking romantic, too enjoyable, this excitement, chatting with Wang Lin is even more eloquent.

Sui Yiwei was not reconciled, so he poured a few more glasses of wine down, but Sui Qiqing still ignored him, not even looking at him.

"Don't drink so much, it hurts your stomach. Eat more food." It was Wang Laibin who couldn't see it anymore and snatched the wine bottle from his hand.Seeing Sui Yiwei like this, Wang Laibin thought he was sad because his daughter looked down on him, and patted Sui Yiwei comfortingly.

Sui Yiwei drank several glasses of wine in a row, coupled with the strong aftertaste of this wine, the color of the wine was a little bright, and his whole face was a little red.Sui Yiwei ate the vegetables listlessly with his head down, and started to drink alcohol after two mouthfuls.Sui Qiqing glanced at him, and couldn't bear to see him suffering so much, and secretly condemned herself for going too far.

Sui Qiqing also ignored Wang Lin, patted him on the back, and poured him another glass of water, "Brother, drink some water."

Sui Yiwei drank a glass of water silently, still humming in a daze, blushing.Seeing him like this, Sui Qiqing knew that he drank too much. Sui Yiwei always boasted in front of him how much he could drink, and Sui Yiwei seldom drank in front of him, so Sui Qiqing always thought that he was not bad at drinking.Sui Qiqing couldn't help but frowned and complained to him, "Why do you still drink so much when you know that you can't handle alcohol well? You will definitely have a headache tomorrow. In the future, you will see whether I will let you drink."

Wang Laibin had no choice but to say: "Why don't you help him into my room to sleep, and he will be fine when he wakes up."

But Sui Yiwei dropped his chopsticks and stood up, pointing at Sui Qiqing's nose and cursing: "How dare you criticize me? I didn't even criticize you! Tell me about you, such an adult has no future at all! At home I don’t do any work, just lie on the sofa every day pretending to be the young master. I didn’t do any of the laundry, cooking, window cleaning and mopping the floor? I even washed your smelly socks and pants for you! You come out You know how to make yourself look like a dog, and you don’t even look at the mud on your neck? Haven’t you bathed in two months? I’ve never seen anyone more sloppy than you! And you That office, how many times have I told you, don’t do things that are speculative, don’t do it, it doesn’t matter how much money you make, just do things in a serious manner, you just don’t listen, you have been cheating and cheating since you were young. Tell me about you, how many bad things have you done to you? I don’t even bother to talk about you in front of outsiders! This is to save face for you! There is nothing at all, and you still have the face to criticize me!"

Sui Qiqing quietly listened to his scolding, and almost laughed out loud. He knew now that Sui Yiwei was not drunk, but sober!

"Brother, you are right, I will definitely change it in the future, okay?" Sui Qiqing smiled and tugged at the corner of his clothes.

Sui Yiwei sat down again, started to eat food, and still warmly greeted the stunned Wang Laibin and Wang Lin, treating himself as the master.

Wang Lin looked at Sui Qiqing, wanting to speak, but seeing Sui Qiqing holding back a smile and looking intently at Sui Yiwei, she fell silent.Wang Laibin knew that Sui Yiwei was deliberately slandering Sui Qiqing and wanted to stir up trouble, so he just smiled and didn't care about it, and chatted casually with Sui Yiwei for a while, and the embarrassing meal ended.

Sui Qiqing helped the dizzy Sui Yiwei to go out, and expressed his gratitude and apology to Wang Laibin tactfully.Wang Laibin waved his hand to express that he didn't mind, and asked him to come back when he was free.

As soon as Sui Qiqing helped Sui Yiwei downstairs, he was pushed away.Sui Yiwei stepped forward, regardless of Sui Qiqing behind him.

Sui Qiqing had no choice but to catch up, took him by the hand, and said with a smile: "Brother, you won't be jealous, will you?"

Sui Yiwei withdrew his hand and squinted at him, "Is this a question of jealousy or not? Your eyeballs are almost getting into Wang Lin's clothes! It's pretty good, anyway, Wang Laibin likes you very much, Wang Lin I like you too, so go and become the mayor's son-in-law Chenglong Kuai, you two are a perfect match."

Before Sui Yiwei finished speaking, Sui Qiqing pecked lightly on his nagging mouth, "We are a couple, what do you do?"

Sui Yiwei was taken aback, he looked around and no one was relieved, he became even angrier when he realized what he said, staring at me and said: "Don't worry about me! Don't worry, I will definitely not hinder your good deeds, I can't wait What! You are right with her, I will bring you a sister-in-law right away, she must be a hundred times better than her!"

"Then I'm going." Sui Qiqing said as he walked backwards, and waved at Sui Yiwei with a playful smile, "You really don't want me to come back?"

Sui Yiwei held his breath and couldn't get out, but he still cursed at him: "Where are you going?! Get the hell out of here!"

Sui Qiqing laughed and ran back, took Sui Yiwei by one arm and ran quickly to the front of the car, opened the door of the back seat to push the person in, and got in himself.It took Sui Yiwei a while to realize, "Fuck! What do you want?"

Sui Qiqing locked the car door, panted anxiously and pulled Sui Yiwei's belt, and said arrogantly: "Brother, I want you very much now, give it to me, give it to me quickly...lift your butt..."

"You're crazy!" Sui Yiwei pushed him hard, "Stop messing around! It's broad daylight..."

"It's okay, the glass film of our car is thick enough, I picked the blackest one back then, I guarantee you can't see it from the outside..."

"That won't work either..." Sui Yiwei firmly grabbed the pants that had been pulled down to his buttocks, "There are people coming and going in this place, if there is a lot of movement, someone must have seen it..."

Sui Qiqing wantonly licked Sui Yiwei's alcohol-smelling face while panting heavily, "Good boy, don't be afraid... I've had cheesy a few times, and others will understand, you good boy..."

"Understood ass..." Seeing that the ground below was not safe, Sui Yiwei had no choice but to curl up and put his elbows on Sui Qiqing's shoulders, and hugged the head that had been spraying heat with both hands, "There is nothing... May I help you with your hands...um..."

Sui Qiqing took out a bottle of lubricant from nowhere, and shook Sui Yiwei proudly.

"Fuck! You planned it early!"

Sui Qiqing smiled, "Don't worry, just fuck."

Considering that he just did it last night, this time Sui Qiqing did it twice and let Sui Yiwei go.After finishing the work, the two hugged each other and nestled in the back seat, too lazy to move.

Sui Yiwei pinched his sweetheart, "Go wash my car this afternoon! The car washer will give you some rollicking eyes!"

"Decree!" Sui Qiqing sucked on his neck several times, "Brother, I'm so happy, this is the first time you're jealous of me, it feels so good."

"Promise!" Sui Yiwei pushed his head away, "I think you are too brave, you dare to flirt with people in front of me. I think I am too kind to you, and I am not willing to take it." The broom spanked your ass, and you almost forgot that you took my last name. Hurry up and learn the three obediences and four virtues for me some other day, you are still far from a qualified daughter-in-law!"

"You still talk about me. I don't know who is rushing to help women every day, smelling of perfume, and leaving her contact information. Why didn't you consider my feelings?" Try hard.

"Hmm...don't pinch my ass! It hurts!" Sui Yiwei slapped his restless paws on his butt, "So you were waiting for me here. You were so magnanimous a few days ago, I almost fell for you I have never seen a daughter-in-law who is more cautious than you. You are doing me a trick to treat someone like someone else? As long as you are smart, I can't beat you!"

"I just want you to have a taste of that jealousy, so that you can pity me too. My good brother, don't treat me like that again, okay, good brother?"

Sui Yiwei was covered in goosebumps from his nausea, and pushed his head away from his chest, "Hmm, hurry up and drive! I'm going back to take a shower, you made me sticky all over, I'm so uncomfortable!"