Chaoba

Days are hard to bear, especially comfortable ones.After they got married, Sui Yiwei and Sui Qiqing went out to wander around the world, and when they came back, they hugged each other every day for a while. Sui Qiqing was called back to the company by Guangjun, and their lives began to get back on track.

Sui Qiqing didn't go to the office much anymore, she became a behind-the-scenes boss, and only showed her face there during the holidays, focusing on the company.

But how to arrange Sui Yiwei is still a big problem.Xu Guoxiang is a diligent person. After eating, he washes and sweeps the floor without sitting down, and his whole body hurts from exhaustion.At first Sui Yiwei thoughtfully stretched out his hand to help, but after being disgusted by Xu Guoxiang a few times because of his clumsiness, he stopped extending his hand, and played with his mobile phone on the bed with peace of mind every day.Xu Guoxiang lifted his quilt, dragged him up by his ears, and drove him out to find something to do.Sui Yiwei walked around the door with his hands behind his back for 2 minutes and then came back, saying that it was hot outside and no one was playing with him, so he might as well stay at home.If Xu Guoxiang chased him away again, he would secretly sue Sui Qiqing, saying that my mother always kicked me out, there were so many women outside, and I was so handsome, what should I do if they abducted me?Sui Qiqing went to Xu Guoxiang again, and said, Mom, if he wants to stay at home, he can stay at home. It’s just that you take care of him for me. There are so many bad guys out there. I can see that at least nine and a half out of ten people want to assassinate him. , It is too dangerous for him to go out alone, I am really worried.Xu Guoxiang was so angry at Sui Qiqing's worthless son, and even more afraid that he would really raise Sui Yiwei into a three-year-old child, so he joined forces with Zhang Shicheng to do ideological work for Sui Qiqing.So the three secretly held a small meeting while Sui Yiwei was watching TV with his legs crossed, mainly discussing how to arrange Sui Yiwei.

What Xu Guoxiang meant was to let Sui Yiwei continue to do charity for her and do more good deeds.Sui Qiqing firmly disagreed, saying that he couldn't stand Sui Yiwei flying around outside, and he couldn't stand Sui Yiwei spreading his love to others.

Zhang Shicheng said, why don't you let him go to my place? I'll arrange a job for him, and if I take him slowly, he will come to trouble, maybe he will do better than me in the future.Sui Qiqing disagreed even more, saying that there are so many temptations in the officialdom, Sui Yiwei must have no concentration, and it will be a matter of time before someone is abducted.

Zhang Shicheng and Xu Guoxiang talked left and right and said that Sui Qiqing just disagreed, and then they realized that the root of the matter was not with Sui Yiwei, but with Sui Qiqing, Sui Yiwei stayed at home so honestly. Sui Qiqing was very strict, so it was difficult for the two of them to say anything.

Not long after, Sui Yiwei took the initiative to think of a good place for himself, and he wanted to go to elementary school.After Sui Yiwei told Sui Qiqing about this, he carefully looked at his expression, eyes full of longing.Sui Qiqing frowned and thought about it carefully. There are teachers and guards watching in the elementary school, so it is relatively safe, let alone he is not afraid of being abducted by elementary school students.Sui Qiqing agreed, and after donating two buildings to the elementary school closest to his home, he put Sui Yiwei in the third grade.Sui Qiqing originally made a small calculation. He thought that Sui Yiwei would be embarrassed to go to school with a group of children, and he would definitely be embarrassed to go to school after a few days, so he stayed at home obediently.Unexpectedly, he still underestimated Sui Yiwei's thick skin. He carried a small yellow schoolbag and carried a small water bottle every day and entered the school gate behind a group of elementary school students, without feeling uncomfortable at all.When Sui Qiqing came home from get off work, he saw that Sui Yiwei was doing his homework seriously, and asked him to check for any mistakes. Seeing that he was so serious, Sui Qiqing let him go.

This Saturday, Zhang Shicheng and Xu Guoxiang had breakfast and went for a short trip. Zhang Qiqing slept with Sui Yiwei in his arms until ten o'clock.Not long ago, Zhang Qiqing was forced by Sui Yiwei to recognize his ancestor as Zhang.Zhang Qiqing rubbed his eyes and looked at his watch, guessing that Sui Yiwei was about to wake up, so he quietly got out of bed and warmed him up.

Zhang Qiqing had just recovered from the heat, and before he called Sui Yiwei, he heard someone slamming on the door.Zhang Qiqing thought to himself who is so unqualified, so he walked over and opened the door.

Seeing the people outside the door, Zhang Qiqing was startled at first, and then slowly realized.

"You are Sui Tian..." Before Zhang Qiqing finished speaking, the man spit on his face.

"Bah! You shameless second chair! Come in." Sui Tianbao beckoned the people behind him to squeeze in together.

Zhang Qiqing wiped his face with a wet towel and saw a young man behind Sui Tianbao. He was about the same age as himself, slightly fatter, with a nose and eyes similar to Sui Yiwei's, so he guessed that this was Sui Yiwei's half-brother. Mother's younger brother Sui Hongwei.

"What's your business?" Zhang Qiqing sat down on the sofa, not bothering to give them a good face.

"Where is that bastard Sui Yiwei?!" Sui Tianbao stretched his neck and yelled everywhere, "Sui Yiwei! Get out of here! Sui Yiwei!..."

Zhang Qiqing stood up displeased, "He's not here, he's gone to work. If you need anything, just tell me, or please come back."

"I have nothing to say to the second chair, I'll wait for him to come back here." Sui Tianbao sat on the sofa, took off his cloth shoes, and put a pair of smelly and sweaty feet on the coffee table, "Hongwei, go, give it to Dad." Go find something to eat."

Sui Hongwei lowered his head and walked to the kitchen, and brought out Sui Qiqing's just-hot omelet rice in a short while.

Zhang Qiqing leaned on the sofa, folded his arms and watched the two gobble up food like pigs, thinking that Sui Yiwei really deserved to be Sui Tianbao's son, and the three of them actually ate like a virtuous man.

Zhang Qiqing kindly brought two glasses of water and handed them over, but was splashed all over the face by Sui Tian Baodou.Zhang Qiqing was not annoyed, took a towel and slowly wiped his hair, "What's the matter? Tell me quickly. I can do what my brother can do, and I can do what he can't. You might as well find me. "

"Yo, you said that yourself." Sui Tianbao gritted his teeth, "I have nothing else to do here today, just one thing, so what, you ask Sui Yiwei to write a new will, just write him After his death, half of his money will be given to Hongwei and half to me, and now that he is still alive, he has to give us money on a monthly basis, [-] yuan per person per month."

Zhang Qiqing smiled, and threw the towel on the back of the sofa, "Let's go, don't wait for me to do it."

"It's you who should get out. Sui Yiwei is my son, his house is my house, and his money is also my money. What are you? It's shameless for a big man to be like a woman to hook up with a man. Sui Yiwei just let You failed to hook up, just wait, when he comes back, I will let him drive you away, marry an obedient daughter-in-law, and obey me in everything." Sui Tianbao tilted his head and stuck his neck, looking like a rascal.

Zhang Qiqing completely lost his temper, and just about to stand up, he heard Sui Yiwei's loud voice upstairs.

"Bao'er! Bao'er! Where did I die? You should find me some serious pants to wear, you can't let me wear this piece of rotten cloth in broad daylight..."

Zhang Qiqing was afraid that Sui Yiwei would run out with bare buttocks—when Zhang Shicheng and Xu Guoxiang were not at home, Sui Yiwei liked to wander around the rooms with bare buttocks—so he hurriedly strode towards the stairs, shouting, "Don't come down." , just stay there honestly, I will find it for you in a while..."

"Sui Yiwei! You shameless bastard, get out of here! Sui Yiwei! Did you hear that? Your father is here, get out!" Sui Tianbao ran to the stairs in a hurry, but Zhang Qiqing grabbed him.

"Let go!" Sui Tianbao tore Zhang Qiqing's hand again, "You lied to me even though he was at home. You must have instigated him to prevent me from seeing him. Where do you want to hide him? Do you want to hide him with me?" I fight for family property? Shameless vixen!"

"Brother, don't come down, I'll send them away..." Before Zhang Qiqing finished shouting, he saw Sui Yiwei clattering down with a big towel around his waist and wearing a pair of slippers.

"Hey, isn't this an old bastard, isn't he dead yet? What are you doing at my house?" Sui Yiwei walked to the middle of the stairs and settled down, stretching out his arm and scratching his back as he spoke, "Bao'er, from now on, you must first open the door before opening the door." See if there are people or dogs outside, don’t let the dogs in.”

Sui Tianbao threw the shoe he was pulling on his right foot at him, Sui Yiwei ducked down, took off a slipper and threw it right on Sui Tianbao's forehead.Sui Tianbao immediately sat on the ground and cried loudly, slapping the slipper on the ground while crying, "I'm not going to live, I'm not going to live, what happened to me, don't care what I eat, don't care what I eat You still beat me... Oops... What evil did I do in my last life, why did I give birth to such a bastard..."

Sui Yiwei yawned big, stretched his waist, and raised his head at Zhang Qiqing who was in a daze: "Why are you standing there stupidly, go up and find me a pair of underpants, it's quick."

Zhang Qiqing pointed at Sui Tianbao with his chin, and gave Sui Yiwei a look.

"Don't worry about him! If you like to cry, you won't worry until you cry to death." Sui Yiwei said while trying to bypass Sui Tianbao and enter the kitchen, but Sui Tianbao hugged his thigh.

"Hongwei, Hongwei, come here, if your brother doesn't change his will today, we won't count him as him! Come here! Why, you don't have one heart with me anymore?" Sui Tianbao hugged Sui Yiwei vigorously, and turned to call Sui Hongwei.Sui Hongwei turned his face pale, turned his head and sat on the sofa sullenly, just not looking this way.Sui Tianbao had no choice but to hug Sui Yiwei's leg.

Sui Yiwei grabbed the towel around his waist and looked at Zhang Qiqing, "Why are you still here? Go up, or I'll be naked in a while."

Zhang Qiqing raised the corners of his mouth, "Just let it go, anyway, there are no outsiders here, so you are afraid that your father and brother will see it?"

"Hey!" Sui Yiwei stretched out his arms angrily, making a gesture to hit him, "I don't have a father! Don't watch my jokes here, go, go and cool off!"

Zhang Qiqing just didn't leave, leaning on the banister of the stairs to watch the excitement, he wanted to see what the three of them would do.

Sui Yiwei couldn't drive him away, so he had to squat down and look at Sui Tianbao, "Don't cry! Your mother has already made you mad, who else can you cry for? Come on, what are you going to do?"

Sui Tianbao quickly wiped his dry eyes, "I want you to change your will! After you die, all your money must belong to me and Hongwei."

"Hey! That's all it takes? I'll write it to you right now." Sui Yiwei scratched his stomach.

Sui Tianbao looked at him in disbelief, "Really? You gave us all the money? You won't leave it to this vixen?"

"If you don't give it to him, I'll give it to you." Sui Yiwei pulled out the towel and tied it tightly, "Why don't you make a will, I'll just give you all the money, so that you will die earlier than me in the future No need to spend."

Sui Tianbao let go of his hands as soon as he heard it, and got up straight, his eyes glowed faintly, and he stretched out his withered hands, "Give it to me quickly!"

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk," Sui Yiwei smacked his lips, "There's no need to be so hasty with only 840 yuan. Wait, I'll take it for you."

"What?! How much did you say?" Sui Tianbao wrinkled his face, "Don't try to fool me! People say you have hundreds of millions! And this house has to be mine! When the time comes, you Lead this vixen out!"

Sui Yiwei sighed, "Sui Tianbao, let me make it clear to you today. All my assets, including this apartment, were given to my wife two years ago. Oh, it's this male vixen. There is no way, because he is He is a vixen, he is too handsome, and he can seduce people with spells. He has already seduced my three souls and seven souls. I am willing to be a cow and a horse for him for the rest of my life. At the beginning, he fascinated me in black and white. Signed, even if you quarrel with me now, I have no money to give you. I only have five pocket money a day. I live in this house and I am only a backdoor. Someday he will dislike me and kick me out. I have nothing to say, so I really can't give you anything. And you've heard, right? This vixen's father is a high-ranking official, so stop making trouble, or I won't be able to save you if they arrest you you."

After hearing this, Sui Tianbao rolled his eyes angrily, and almost lost his breath, but after recovering, he began to cry for real, tears pouring down on the ground like a rainstorm.

Before Sui Yiwei could say anything else, Sui Hongwei rushed over and pulled Sui Tianbao up, "Why are you crying?! You are shameless if he doesn't give you face? Come home with me! If he doesn't support you, I will support you. I will support you with steamed buns." You are old! Go! Go back with me, and I will be a bastard if I come with you again!"

Sui Tianbao was dragged away crying, "I don't want to eat steamed buns anymore, I want to eat the one we just ate, it's delicious, I want to eat that every day! Why can't I be popular if I'm rich? It's unreasonable to drink spicy food..."

As soon as the two left, Sui Yiwei closed the door immediately, and then let out a heavy sigh.Sui Yiwei turned his face to look at Zhang Qiqing, Zhang Qiqing pouted and went into the kitchen.

Sui Yiwei scratched his head in puzzlement, and followed in, "What's the matter? Why are you giving me a little sex? Obviously you let them in, and I haven't blamed you. Find me a pair of underpants to wear."

"Don't you love to be naked?" Zhang Qiqing didn't turn back while washing the vegetables, "Who is a vixen? Who seduced whom? Obviously you seduced my soul and fascinated me five times Those who are lost in three ways will turn their backs on me."

"Hey hey," Sui Yiwei quickly leaned forward with a smirk, and hugged him from behind, "That's why? We're both vixens, we're fascinated by each other, we're fascinated by each other."

Zhang Qiqing was quite happy in his heart, but he still wanted to choke on Sui Yiwei, so he said, "Then what do you mean in front of your father when you said that you barged the door and paid five yuan? Sue your father and accuse me of abusing you? "

"Hey, what are you thinking about?" Sui Yiwei was kissing Zhang Qiqing's neck one after another, and then stopped talking, "If I don't say that, he will definitely not go away. Also, don't keep on" Your father is your father's, whose father is he? Anyway, it's not my father, I don't know him well. Hey, I said, anyway, I got in the door anyway, why don't we just have your surname? Zhang Yiwei, Zhang Yiwei, isn't it nice? "

Zhang Qiqing chuckled, "It doesn't sound good. If the master finds out, he will come and beat me with a fire stick in my dream. I'll just abduct you, but I don't dare to abduct your surname again. That's fine, I will Don't be angry, you go out, it will be full of oily smoke in a while."

Sui Yiwei still hugged him and lingered, rubbing the tip of his nose against Zhang Qiqing's neck, "You cook delicious food, but our mother always cooks very lightly. I have told her several times, and she agrees every time." It’s good, but the food has not changed at all, you can talk to her again. My mother still prefers you, she always doesn’t listen to what I say, but she listens when you say it.”

"She's getting old, so she has a lighter taste. Besides, it's not good to eat too much salt. Your taste was too strong before. You have to adjust it for me slowly." Zhang Qiqing said and turned on the range hood. The food was cooked, "You still said that she favors me, I think she favors you, doesn't she take you shopping every day to buy clothes? If you buy ten clothes for you, she will buy two for me. She bought them all What kind of clothes, fancy clothes, you can just wear them at home, don’t wear them out for me to seduce people. Go out quickly, don’t splash the oil on you.”

Sui Yiwei didn't respond, but still hugged him like a sloth and didn't move, he stuck his right hand in from Zhang Qiqing's neckline and fumbled inside.Zhang Qiqing pushed him back abruptly, put the lid on the pot, turned around and looked at him with disdain, "Are you still teasing me? Light the fire for me to put it out?"

"Which time have I not killed you?" Sui Yiwei blinked and felt very innocent.

"Still talking!" Zhang Qiqing leaned lightly beside the chopping board, gently pushed Sui Yiwei's crotch twice with his knee, and curled his lips, "You're not old yet, isn't this thing useless? Look at you The rations paid last night were so small and rare that I would feel sorry for you."

Sui Yiwei's face turned red all of a sudden, and his tone was sharp, "Slander! You are blatantly slandering! I didn't pay too much because I didn't raise it a few times before? I said no the last time, you have to come, Can you rely on me?!"

"Quickly stop explaining. What about yesterday and the day before yesterday? Why didn't you let me touch it? I think it must be because it's useless. If I touch you, you won't be hard. You don't want to make a fool of yourself, so you refused to come. Last night It’s hard to come here again, and you’re like that again..." Zhang Qiqing held back a smile at the corner of his mouth.

Sui Yiwei turned around several times angrily, and couldn't speak at all, "How can there be... how can there be someone like you, people say that women in their thirties are as fierce as tigers, and you are only in your early twenties... and you are not a girl... It’s like a tigress when you do that... It’s obvious that you are too much, and you rely on me... Besides, I don’t need that stuff... It doesn’t matter whether it works or not..."

Zhang Qiqing finally couldn't help laughing out loud, bent over and trembling all over laughing, "Good brother, I was just teasing you, who told you not to let me touch..."

Sui Yiwei angrily grabbed his arm and patted his back and butt hard, "Can this kind of thing be a joke?! Ah?! If you really frighten me, you should be hard on yourself. Let's see who will vent your anger!"

"Brother, brother, stop hitting me, I was wrong, I was wrong... Ouch... It hurts... It hurts..." Zhang Qiqing smiled and hid everywhere, "Brother, I will cook a pot of donkey meat for you later , you make up for it, while our parents are not at home tonight, let's come in the living room..."

Leaving the kitchen angrily, Sui Yiwei slapped his head and realized that he hadn't said anything serious yet, hey, it was all because of this bastard.