Shhh!I have a town!

After Qin Zhiqiu waited for the two to leave, he took out the contents of the small bag: a box of handmade snacks, which he would definitely not be able to eat when he had hemorrhoids!A can of distiller's lees fish, I must not eat it when I am constipated!Spicy lo mei in a fresh-keeping box, I really can't do it if my butt hurts!

Qin Zhiqiu touched the bottom, and took out the honey jar that he could finally eat, wanting to cry without tears!Are there one or two small bubbles in the middle of the golden viscous liquid? It looks very tempting. This is edible, but brother, are you sure you are not cheating me?It's so small, it's not even half the height of my daughter-in-law's cosmetics jar, so you'd be ashamed to take it out!

Glimpsing Qin Le and the two left from the glass, Zhai Jiaojiao opened the door curtain and went out to settle the accounts. By the way, he brought back the second idiot from his own family!After all, it is still winter, even if the sun is warm at noon, but there is still wind, even if there is no wind, there are still ultraviolet rays, so that after the sun is exposed to the sun, I will look like a little boy, and when I get married, I will become a little black charcoal, which is not good. !

Seeing her son sticking to his daughter-in-law-to-be eating tofu like boneless, Jin Ling wanted to pick up the feather duster at hand and throw it over. Standing or sitting, what does it look like? Stand up for me. But thinking of the special period when my son suffered from hemorrhoids, and his daughter-in-law was still beside him, to save face for him, he just snorted, opened one eye and closed the other.

Qin Zhiqiu is such a weird person, not to mention that his mother has raised him for more than 20 years. With just one look, he can tell that his mother can't understand his behavior. It's a New Year's gift from Lele to our family during the Chinese New Year!"

Jin Ling asked for something from her, looked at it, and couldn't put it down: "So polite! It seems that their children are more polite than you and will come to trouble. After going out for so many years, not only have they learned a lot of skills and made a lot of money, you can see that their children are more polite than you. The things you do when you come back, the friends you make, the people who have courage and ideas are the ones who do great things!"

Zhai Jiaojiao took advantage of the situation and handed the water to the mother-in-law: "Mom, drink some water and educate yourself!"

Jin Ling drank half a glass and continued: "But I still don't forget my roots! At that time, no one in our village said a good word about him when he was enclosing mountains and land. We just do a little bit of effort for each household, such as entertaining guests, welcoming and sending them off, and coming up with ideas. These things are all handled by Qin Le and the others. It’s really the children of the second uncle’s family who are righteous! Like the second uncle You only need to learn one-tenth of Lele and your father and I will be very popular!"

"That's not right!" Qin Zhiqiu listened to his mother's praise of other people's children, not only did he not feel envious or jealous, but also nodded with pride, adding a few words to his own mother from time to time, such a pure and unaffected beauty There are not many men in the world!

"Jiao, pour me a glass of water, pour a spoonful and a half of honey into it, Qin Le said that this can improve my hemorrhoids, and repair the damaged skin from the inside out, and give me an inconvenient poop Ass that doesn't hurt!" Qin Zhiqiu's ability to tell nonsense with his eyes open has also been cultivated to a certain level, the first half of the sentence was rightly said by Qin Le, and the second half of the sentence was completely fabricated out of thin air, and it sounded like that The lines of the TV commercials for cosmetics are very familiar!

"What honey? Bring me to see!" Qin Zhiqiu pulled apart a bunch of things, found a bottle smaller than half of his own fist, and handed it to his mother: "That's it, Lele said that it should be fine after drinking it." Make me comfortable!"

With the precedent of a little grandson in a chicken farm, Jin Ling unambiguously handed the things to her daughter-in-law-to-be: "Jiaojiao, make him a cup!"

Turning his head and looking at his son with red eyes, the pain in his son's body hurts in his mother's heart!Since my son got this disease, which is not a disease, he has asked the doctor for medicine, and he has asked a lot for prescriptions and folk remedies!But it doesn’t work: “Just after you have hemorrhoids, your health has not been better. If you get angry and get hemorrhoids in a hurry, and stay up late and eat more food, you will get hemorrhoids. It’s almost a disease in my heart. If Lele’s this can be cured If so, no matter how much it costs, let's go to his house and buy eight or ten bottles, and drink it every day at home!"

Zhai Jiaojiao also answered, "As long as your hemorrhoids are cured, I won't talk about you every day when you go out to socialize!"

"Really?" Happiness came so suddenly, Qin Zhiqiu couldn't believe it.

Zhai Jiaojiao responded angrily: "Really! Your body is the most important thing, and I'm not a person without vision. I think you're going out to socialize!"

Qin Zhiqiu immediately turned on the love saint mode, and the love words seemed to be free of money, and he said one after another: "I knew that my vision is so good, how could the daughter-in-law I fell in love with be ordinary people! My wife She is the most sensible wife in the world!"

The shy Zhai Jiaojiao raised her head and looked at the teasing eyes of her mother-in-law-to-be, her pink face turned into a red apple, and she replied in a low voice: "You haven't gotten married yet, who is your wife? Don't bark, let's keep our distance now! You are at most your fiancé now, and you and me, I'm still angry, don't think you've passed the test!" Look at this, it's not easy to speak up!

If you want to catch up with your daughter-in-law, you have to have a thick skin!Qin Zhiqiu and Qin Le are worthy of being in the same line, and they were instantly dramatic: "I surrendered, I was wrong! Good wife, it is indeed my fault this time! You shouldn't go out to socialize without reporting it, and you shouldn't know that the food is special. It’s greasy, it’s not easy to digest, and I’ve been eating big fish and meat, plus a series of behaviors such as smoking, drinking, and staying up all night in the past two days. Wrong! Just let me suffer, the pain has made my memory long!" The miserable mode was turned on in an instant.

The little girl Zhai Jiaojiao also has a temperament of being soft and not hard. You are more violent than you, but as long as you are so soft, act coquettish and cute or something, her heart will melt. Wang Chunshui said: "Yeah, it's good if you know you're wrong! Then let's let this matter go, don't let it happen again! I'll make honey water for you, just sit down obediently!" Comfortable posture: "There are sliced ​​apples on the table, and there are toothpicks next to them. Eat some after sticking them. The doctor told you to keep hydrated!"

Qin Zhiqiu stared closely at Zhai Jiaojiao's back, his tender and affectionate eyes made people look away. Seeing his daughter-in-law's innocent performance, Qin Zhiqiu couldn't help laughing, and blew a kiss over him, making him Zhai Jiaojiao, who stretched out her claws, blushed a little more, and went straight into the kitchen to get busy!

"Young people nowadays are open! It's not like when my father and I were worried about being seen and saying something when we flirted with each other. You're just like that now in front of your mother." Jin Ling, who couldn't think of words, also drove away Stylish: "Yes, just like what Aunt Qin said, Xiu En'ai is about to blind me, an old woman! Am I going to make room for you?"

Qin Zhiqiu hurriedly laughed and said: "Mom, you are my real mother! How dare I! Just this one time, just this one time! I promise I won't be an example!" Qin Zhiqiu also knew that his behavior seemed frivolous and presumptuous in front of his elders. Pick up a toothpick and tie an apple and hand it to my own mother with a flattering smile!

Qin Zhiqiu's father, Qin Jiahe, excitedly went to the village brigade to receive the dividends of the hundred-family banquet. When he was walking back, he saw everyone running around the alley, holding their noses, and walked a long way before letting go. Take a few breaths!What's wrong?Qin Hongxing, who was about to find someone, saw Qin Jiahe standing in the distance, and ran towards him. Before he could speak, Qin Jiahe first asked, "Hongxing, what's the matter?"

Qin Hongxing came up angrily, panting for a while and then said: "Living next door to you, I am really unlucky for eight lifetimes!"

"Hey! I don't like to hear that! You are so unlucky for the Chinese New Year, hurry up, or you will have bad luck at the beginning of the year!" Qin Jiahe knew that he had a hot temper, so he put his emotions first. stabilize.

Qin Hongxing regained consciousness after being interrupted by him, and asked, "Didn't you clean up the cesspit when your iPad cleaned the house before the Chinese New Year? Go home and have a look, I suspect that the turd is overflowing." Our alley is smelly now, and it’s even worse when we walk in! That smell, I ate well at home, but it just came out of it!"

"No! I just packed it before the Chinese New Year, and it was all cleaned up! You wait, I'll go home and have a look!" The old comrade said categorically, in Qin Hongxing's eyes, he just refused to admit it.

Qin Hongxing waved his hand: "Go, go! Solve it quickly, or I won't be able to stay at home tonight!" The old comrade Qin Jiahe covered his mouth and nose on the road and made countless plans, and they were all done. The worst thing is to be planned by people throwing dung on the door, and when you go home, you can see that the wall at the door is clean!Only the son was sweating profusely, sitting on the reclining chair outside the yard with his face flushed. When he saw him, he rushed over excitedly, just like the army saw a large army back then. The old comrade almost lost his temper!This stench is almost three times stronger than the surrounding air, it must be a good thing done by my son!

Slowing down and going up is a kick: "What are you doing, you? The house smells so bad that no one can live in it! You, Uncle Hongxing, have avoided it!"

"Dad, my hemorrhoids are healed! I shouldn't have said part of it, I am no longer constipated and bleeding!" Qin Zhiqiu explained everything to his father clearly, completely ignoring the first half of his father's words !

Qin Jiahe silently touched his son's head twice: "That's good, that's good! Can you leave now?"

"I can go! Don't say I can go, it's no problem to let me run up to [-]!" Qin Zhiqiu is now immersed in happiness, and his father treats him well, so he is not like his own mother. Seeing the smell on his body, he entered the house with his wife, and even locked the door to prevent him from entering.

"Then Qin Zhiqiu, let's run to your Aunt Jinmei's store to buy two bottles of air freshener, and spray it in the courtyard, alley, and door. Is there really no way for anyone to know? This is a difficult and glorious task. I'll leave it to you, if you don't return it, execute it immediately, and dad will teach you one more thing, you have to wipe your own ass!" Qin Zhiqiu looked at his squinting father who wanted to cry, but it really was all a routine!