Shhh!I have a town!

【Those who pass by, those who know and those who don’t, and those who are all over the world, come and have a look!It's no wonder that the hundred-family feast of the owner of the manor Qin Xiaozhuang has officially kicked off, and it is now broadcast live on *Bo, come and pay attention! 】

Suddenly, a piece of news on the top of the blog caught the eyes of many bored nerds and nerds, and the bullet screen flew by in an instant!Shan Yuanyuan held her mobile phone and sent a message to the circle!

—Is this the beginning?Sitting at home on the first day of the new year is really no different from going to work!Even more painful than going to work! (really bald jpg.)

——I used to have lucky money when I was young, but now that I’m getting old, I’m not as soft and cute as before, and I don’t even have lucky money! The brothers born in the 90s expressed their sadness!

——I was also interrogated by the seven aunts and eight aunts from time to time, and the work income of the subject was really annoying to the rhythm of wanting to explode!It is really mentally oppressing you under the banner of your own good, and you can't resist, or you don't know what is good and what is bad! WTF!

——According to three or five friends on the Internet to form a group to play games, they are said to be not doing business properly!E-sports competitions have been going on for several years, why is this thinking still stuck in the last century, even though my consciousness and hand speed will never reach gold in my life!

--stop!Everyone pull back all the unconstrained ideas!Move the bench and wait for the live broadcast. To be honest, I am quite looking forward to this hundred-family feast. I have seen the scenes of the hundred-family banquet in the pictures before. It is not interesting to see it as a posing. Watching the live broadcast today can start from the beginning. See the end of the field!Sprinkle flowers!

——Buy snacks early and wait for the live broadcast!

——What kind of snacks should I buy?I, a carnivore who was seduced by the big fish and big meat, brought over a plate of braised pork at home, waiting to eat!happy!

——Are you not tired of eating big fish and meat every day?During the two days of Chinese New Year, there are many relatives at home, and my parents want me to accompany them to eat, it's simply amazing!The worst thing is that they secretly arranged a blind date behind my back and drove me to someone's house for dinner! ! !Damn, am I that old?It's almost too old to go on a blind date and get married! (Allow me to make a sad face!)

——They are also worrying about it, besides, who are they introducing to me?No education, no job, 250 for eating and dying!Isn't it just an old man, the family married a daughter and got a big gift, and there is only a few bad money, and my relatives think that I have done something good!

——And a dick boy with a monthly salary of 5000RMB told me that from now on, I should stay at home to care for my husband and children, serve my parents, and not go out to show my face.What's even more exasperating is that his parents also look at people with their nostrils on their faces. God knows I earn 7000 a month, did I say anything? Is 5000 not enough to buy me a set of lipstick numbers?

——You guys are nothing weird, have you seen more weird ones?The introducer from our hometown found me a partner and sent me a photo. It looked okay!But the person she brought here is not the same person as in the photo!I have a sentence MMP, I don't know if I should say it!

——Hahaha, you are funnier than us!

——I feel sorry for the baby for 1 second!

Seeing the topic drifting further and further away, Shan Yuanyuan tried in vain to bring it back:

——I feel sorry for you, but didn't everyone come to watch the banquet?Why did this topic go so wrong?

--Yeah!Here it is, it's all about to start!

Zhou Xia excitedly pointed at the screen of her mobile phone and showed it to Qin Le: "Look, boss, the number of people in our live broadcast room has soared to [-]! It's okay, you! A zombie account that has only sent one certified Weibo is so The great appeal, which I did not expect!"

"It's all thanks to you!" Qin Le said indifferently, but still didn't plan to look him in the eye.

Although the response to yesterday's warm-up dumpling banquet for thousands of people was very good, it is an unchangeable fact that I am exhausted!Not so early in the morning, Zhou Xia came to plead guilty to Jing, poured the wash water, and served the bowl again. He was extremely diligent, but Qin Le's anger towards Zhou Xia has not dissipated!

Zhou Xia snatched the fruit milk that Shen Mingliang had just brought from the kitchen, and handed it to Qin Le like a dog: "Calm down, why are you so generous? It must be my third brother who is used to it. I've never seen you get so angry!"

Old Qin Le blushed: "You still have the face to say it! The plan designed and implemented for me yesterday is simply adding fuel to the fire. It was a dumpling feast for 1000 people, but you are lucky, and there is a big push! There are so many people coming and going. , There are at least 3000 people! I can’t lift my arms making dumplings, and brother Liang is still serving my clothes in the morning! Where do I put my old man’s face?”

"Oh~! I seem to have discovered something terrible!" Zhou Xia looked at Qin Le's lower half, and Shen Mingliang's face turned black, and Qin Le directly picked up a pillow: "You fucker! "

Qin Le blushed from Zhou Xia's embarrassment, cursed a bad word, looked up and saw Shen Mingliang leaning against the door frame of the kitchen, watching himself and Zhou Xia bickering, his shoulders were wide and his legs were long, and there was a little bit of arrogance , making Qin Le swallow unconsciously.Shen Mingliang pushed the scented tea he had just brewed towards Qin Le's hand: "Drink some water, just bicker with him! It's okay if he doesn't have an IQ, and your IQ is also in arrears?"

Qin Le reflected on his stupid behavior, took the cup, and secretly glanced at Shen Mingliang while drinking the water!Such a fine man has been mine since this morning when he entered the family tree!Writing the family tree is a good thing, it completely satisfies all my desire for monopoly on Brother Liang, this is the bad nature of men!

Qin Le was thinking about the body of the man next to him, and the village head rushed in hurriedly: "Are you ready? Everyone has assembled at the drying yard, and the one at the entrance of the village has just called The child came over and said that he saw a car coming in!"

"So fast?" Qin Le looked at the time on the phone, which was less than nine o'clock: "It's a bit beyond my expectation! Fortunately, it's all within control!"

Seeing the expression of the village chief rubbing his hands hesitantly, Qin Le said: "Then let's start! Zhou Zhou, turn on the live broadcast!"

"Okay!" Zhou Xia, who had been drawing circles for a long time, responded cheerfully, pinned the phone to the bracket, raised the selfie stick to adjust the angle, opened the live broadcast room and said hello: "Hello! I am your favorite ex-citizen husband and current handicapped gourmet blogger Zhou Xia. I am very happy to meet you all in the live broadcast room of the Baijia Banquet in Biyihu Manor! Now let us grandly invite our protagonist to appear on the stage , Dangdangdangdang, the owner of the small village, Qin Le! The owner came to say hello to everyone!"

- what the hell!Magic mirror, you lied, it turns out that the national husband Zhou Xia is not the most handsome person in the world!The owner of the small village is!

—— Kneeling under the prosperous beauty of the little village owner!Licking the screen!

——Just like the temperament of the brother next door, I feel like I have my first love again!My first love little brother ah ah ah!

——This is the nation's first love!

Qin Le's eyes were dazzled for a moment when he watched the barrage: "Stop, stop! This is a gourmet live broadcast room, not a beautiful sex live broadcast room. All fairies, please put away your saliva and claws, and be careful not to lick the screen of your phone at will. The mobile phone is not waterproof, even if it is waterproof, don’t lick the mobile phone, after all, there are a lot of bacteria on the screen, which is not good for your health!”

--Wow!The little brother is so gentle even when he speaks, and passers-by become fans!

- add me one!

——Don’t be afraid!Lick lick!Even if there is a mobile phone that is not waterproof, just replace it if it gets wet!

——What a rich man upstairs!

—— Local tyrants, do you still only use leg pendants?

Qin Le disregarded the barrage above which was crooked to a distance of [-] miles, and straightened his expression: "Okay, today I will show you the first hundred-family banquet held by Buyiyuehu Manor!"

Wang Guizhi silently went to Grandma Qin's side, and asked secretly, "Second Aunt, tell me, will anyone come to this hundred-families banquet in our village?"

Grandma Qin didn't even frown, and continued with the work in hand: "It's okay, if you don't succeed, just treat the whole village together for a meal! It turns out that when the whole village ate together, you were all young What! I just got married not long ago, and the crops were harvested that year, and the whole village gathered to eat, and the singing, dancing, and beating of the flower drums was so lively!"

Wang Guizhi was determined by the second aunt's words, and he will be benevolent if he fails!Anyway, it's not a bad thing in the village!What's more, just now someone notified that there is a car entering the village, and there are guests from Qin Le's family, this plus one plus two NO.30 people, not a lot!You can charge as much as you can, and you will never leave empty-handed!

Another old man similar to Grandma Qin pushed Wang Guizhi away: "Old sister, I heard we can still go on TV this time?"

"What kind of TV are you on! Just like *Xin, there is a small video, and there will be 5000 people watching it! It's just to watch us cook and eat!" Grandma Qin waved her hands pretending to be indifferent, but in fact, her heart was already blooming , This is all made by my grandson!

The old man also smiled: "You said that the people in this city really know how to play! Don't you learn how to cook and eat? What's the point of watching others eat and cook?"

Grandma Qin spoke up: "Who knows! Maybe everyone in the city likes to play like this now! But let's talk about it first, everyone has to bring out their own specialty dishes, and they must clean up and make them look good! Even if it's 5000 people watching , then spread the word ten to ten, and it will be good for our family's reputation if you spread the word, won't it?"

Those who had their ears pricked up just to hear some useful news from Grandma Qin hurriedly straightened their hair, looked at their new clothes and whether their new shoes were dirty, and quickly cleaned them up. It's not neat!

Grandma Qin's older sisters looked around and took Grandma Qin's hand: "Don't worry, I have been cooking for more than 20 years, and I can still do this skill! Isn't it better than my own homemade dishes?" Do you have to be more particular about the timing? I understand this, if you lose, you don’t lose. If you look good, look at the face first!"

"You're the only one who can say it!" Grandma Qin teased the elder sisters, and after seeing the reactions of the people around her, she knew that her words had an effect!When one is old, one cannot hold back the grandson. Since it is going to be done, it will be bustling and lively!

Qin Le came to the drying yard with a selfie stick in hand, introduced the village's plans, and answered two questions.

——Looking at the big iron pot is not much worse than our bathtub!

——The upstairs is an exaggeration, at most it is half the size of your bathtub, and you can raise a whale!

- still burning firewood!I heard from my grandma that firewood rice is the best!But now every household in the city uses gas stoves, natural gas and the like. I don’t know what firewood rice tastes like for a long time. Think again!

——Am I the only one who noticed the cold dishes on the table?It's tempting to eat, but the dishes are uneven, and the obsessive-compulsive disorder can't see it. It seems that the organizer has not coordinated well!

After seeing this barrage, Qian Liao explained: "Hundreds of banquets are the taste of one family! It must not be as neat as a hotel's plate. These are the plates of every household in our village, and we are also inside. The specialty dishes of the chefs of every family in the village! There is always a salty, sweet, sour and sweet dish that suits you!"

—Hands up!Hands up!Does the anchor mean that women cook in the countryside?

"Do you have any misunderstandings about the countryside? There are even men and women who cook there. Although women cook in almost every household, most of the tough dishes like chicken, duck and fish are cooked by old men!"

——Oh my God, this is one of the three good men in the new era, hey, he can cook!

——Anchor, I still want to watch!