I don't like the male lead at all [Quick Transmigration]

Lin Xi scratched his head irritably and sat up, muttering in a low voice: "Sleeping soundly, who is it?" He closed his eyes and grabbed his phone by the bedside for a long time, then opened his eyes depressedly, the scene in front of him made him lie down again in a daze .

"Emotions are just a dream." He muttered in his mouth.Suddenly, Lin Xi turned over like a carp, jumped out of bed, and carefully observed the environment in the house.

At this moment, he wanted to calm down for a while in his bewildered mood.

Exquisite carved wooden bed, and a dressing cabinet placed quietly on one side, and a collection of retro sex/fun appliances on one wall.His heart at this time was like tens of thousands of grass mud horses crossing the border, it was really - the grass mud horses opened the door for the grass mud horses, and the grass mud horses came home!

The wretched benefactor outside the curtain kept yelling for the little one to come quickly, like a very evil big bad wolf singing the little rabbit to obediently open the door.Through the floor-to-ceiling silk curtain, Lin Xi could feel how ugly he was beyond words.

Looking down, the soft and boneless little white hand is obviously not his.Lin Xi has very long fingers. Playing the piano, writing essays and playing online games make his hands well-articulated and full of strength.

Resigned to his fate, he opened the small drawer in the third compartment, and sure enough, there was a white jade bottle lying inside.Without opening it, Lin Xi also knew that it contained the special antidote of the Lotus Palace, and the owner of this body was the current palace owner of the Lotus Palace and a popular young lady in brothel.

At the same time, there is also an identity, the protagonist of the first world in the fast travel novel he just saved.

The benefactor outside the curtain slowly approached, and the words in his mouth became more and more unpleasant.Lin Xi took a few deep breaths before holding back from rushing out to beat him up.

He transmigrated into his manuscript? WTF?

The mood was already extremely gloomy, but a fat pig's hand quickly pushed aside the curtain, hugging Lin Xi with a lustful face.

Lin Xi withdrew backwards, leaning her body to avoid the hugging attack.But just brushing his sleeves lightly made him unbearable, and his heart ached with nausea.

He sprinted out quickly, and the benefactor followed him with a knowing look.Then, around a small room, the two chased after each other, always keeping a step away, quite affectionate/interesting.

The other end was still muttering, little baby, don’t run away, come on, brother loves you; ouch, it’s really interesting to be a little darling today, and the big brother below will definitely /fuck/you with force.

...Lin Xi really wanted to turn around and kill him!He kept brainwashing himself in his mind, he couldn't break the human design, he couldn't break the human design, he couldn't break the human design, and then he let himself dispel this idea a little bit.

Lin Xi continued to run, when the person behind jumped at him, he quickly dodged out, and the benefactor fell down on the bed in the posture of a dog eating shit.

Looking left and right, there was no way, Lin Xi was leaning against the window.The night breeze was cool, looking at the cold pool of cold water below, Lin Xi felt, hehe, hehehe!Maybe there are worse things than wearing a book.

Lin Xi pursed her lips and laughed at herself, laughing uglier than crying.

He started to have a little bit of regret, why did he have to come up with such a brain hole on a whim?And why do you want to abuse your protagonist and let him have such... such an ugly guest?

Lin Xi looked at the benefactor who was rushing towards him drooling, without turning his mind, he flipped backwards.A perfect interpretation of a scene - flirting/falling into the water with Enke's house!

The moment he entered the water, the icy river water rushed into his mouth and nose, and Lin Xi gulped down a mouthful of cold water, feeling that his lungs were about to explode.The ancient and cumbersome clothes stuck to his body, making him uncomfortable.He was very sure at this moment that this was really not a dream!

Lin Xi thumped vigorously, kicked her right foot, and felt a thump in her heart, it's over, it's cramp!His heart suddenly became desolate, thinking of the setting of the original protagonist, Xiao Guan, his benefactors, with his sinking body, his heart sank to the bottom of the river.

I really want to give up the treatment.

I thought so, but the instinct to survive made him plan with both hands desperately, doing the final struggle.It really worked, the moment Lin Xi jumped to the surface of the water, Lin Xi took a deep breath, then continued to sink, and never came up again.

All the air in his lungs was squeezed out, and the icy river water froze his body. It was really worse than death.

Seeing the bubbles rising continuously, Lin Xi thought, this was his end.

He originally thought that although he had no feeling for women and was not interested in men, but when he met the right person at his age, he could find a gentle person to spend his life with.No matter how miserable and lonely he is, he can still find some fun for himself, so that his old age will not be too lonely.

These are all things that will happen in the next few decades.But it's over before it even started?Thinking about it, I'm really not reconciled.Afterwards, he was shrouded in darkness and lost his breath.

Lin Xi woke up suddenly and sat up, the cold sweat on his back formed a river, and his eyes were blank for a moment.Hugging the familiar quilt, lying down on the familiar bed, looking at the familiar computer desk directly in front, he took a long breath.

"Fortunately, it's a nightmare ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"

After being awakened by the nightmare, Lin Xi didn't sleep anymore, put on her sportswear and went for a routine run on the Lover's Road in the community.It was a bit foggy today, Lin Xi's breath was not steady, and she panicked.

But at the thought of escaping from that terrible nightmare, Lin Xi ran wildly.

"Ah~" It was very refreshing and enjoyable, wiping off the dripping sweat on his head, exercising made all the cells in his body active.When I got home, I sat down on the swivel chair and opened my notebook.At this time, his inspiration is like a gushing well, today's [-] daily yardage is not a dream.

Tapping his fingers rhythmically on the table, he muttered: "Damn it, dang it." When the laptop was turned on, he naturally boarded the author account.

What he never expected was that there was a big news waiting for him there, whether you saw it or not, it was always there.It just exploded on the spot!

The author was attacked: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Xixi's little baby: Author Chiju, what's wrong with you?been worn?Selling vests?Scared, crying QAQ ah ah ah

Hehehe: Finally exposed your true nature, sell/meat, right?Hehehe.Fans turned black and deleted as collection rivers and lakes disappeared!Pooh!

+1+10086+an entire phone book

Li Li Yuan Shang Cao: Has the author transformed?Said that he had never watched Danmei, so let's do a wave of reasoning, will the protagonist be the eunuch? ==

The author is mentally retarded and can't understand shit: I can't understand shit and don't give up the article.despise.jpg

The big bad wolf pretending to be tender: the big bad wolf who pretends to be tender has thrown a deep-water torpedo at you. Whether you admit it or not, he will bomb you there.Don't get me wrong, I just really want to blow you to death, and express my feeling that I ate a bunch of Xiang.

Knows the author's heart best: I think the author has been fucked and died on the beach by the editor, /smirk

Knows the editor's mind best: Upstairs, I firmly agree with you! /excited

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Lin Xi took a hasty glance and saw the last few comments, and instantly felt a chill behind her!Subconsciously turned around to see that there was no one behind him, and then he was relieved.

Which of his articles offended so many readers?Usually, he doesn't show his mountains and dews, but he posted nearly a hundred comments in one night. The general content is almost the same, either he is missing, or he is spraying him or spraying him.The ridicule of a few diehard fans turned into a little green among thousands of flowers.

Lin Xi clicked on the column, and was the first to discover a new article published in the early hours of the morning, "Fall in Love with You Through the World".Fuck?What the hell?

Holding her head, Lin Xi said in a daze, "Could it be that I sleepwalked and sent the first draft last night? It shouldn't be."

Last night, he read a fast-traveling cool article, and wrote the outline setting as soon as his brain opened up. He coded two chapters and saved the draft, but he hasn't changed it yet.The story tells the story of the protagonist fast-traveling through countless male gods and becoming winners in life together with them.

The first two chapters didn’t talk about anything. The first world was about the ancient court seizing the throne. Chapter 1 talked about the protagonist who just passed through to confirm the mission and met the male protagonist for the first time. Chapter 2 wrote about a concubine in the palace who was murdered. The empress's son committed suicide to start a conspiracy theory.

Where did the protagonist see this eunuch?Lin Xi jumped in anger.

Lin Xi suffered [-] points of hurt, and was about to find his editor with his mobile phone while trembling, when his door rang rhythmically.

Lin Xi was startled, and the phone flew out. He held it up several times with his hand, and saw the phone rolling happily in the air, and finally accompanied by more and more tragic knocks on the door, he died heroically.

Cracked screen!Lin Xi's heart was congested and she wanted to cry, how could she break it?Looking at the mourning in his new article, Lin Xi felt that he was going to finish today.

He drooped his head listlessly and went out to open the door. Before anyone could see him, the voice entered his ears like a thief.

"Did You Have Your Brain Hijacked by Aliens Last Night?" Edited by Chicory.

Sure enough, it's the editor Juju, who is so good at spraying people, tsk tsk.Admired in her heart, Lin Xi quickly welcomed the editor into the door and poured hot water, rushed into the room to close the computer, and then rushed out to sit upright, not daring to say a word from the beginning to the end.

His editor Chicory just leaned on the sofa and stared at him, which made his hair stand on end.With a hee hee laugh, he only hoped that the person across from him would hurry up and talk about something, and then leave.

"Come on, talk about your source of inspiration."

Lin Xi: "Cough, I accidentally read a fast-travel article last night. Let me tell you, the editor, it's quite interesting, really."

The editor took a sip of water, said indifferently, "Oh. Continue."

"Isn't it great that the protagonist and the male lead reach the pinnacle of life together? Chapter 1 is about sex, don't readers like it? There is nothing wrong with the beginning of this chapter." Lin Xi fingered her fingers in her heart, and her mouth was stiff, "Chapter 2 Isn't the death of the beloved concubine to advance the plot? His confidant eunuch only appeared for one minute, so why is he regarded as the protagonist." Lin Xiyue said in a low voice.

"Aren't you not writing about Tanmei?"

Lin Xi laughed heartily, "Yes, there is no CP in the end, hahahahaha."

At that moment, the sound of the water glass colliding with the tea table made Lin Xi tremble with fright.

"I was wrong, Juju." Lin Xi immediately admitted his mistake.

The editor continued to pick up the water glass, and said earnestly: "You have been writing non-CP science fiction, suspenseful reasoning, the style of writing is too mature, and so are the readers. It is normal for readers to not adapt to a sudden transformation."

Lin Xi nodded frantically, "Yes, yes, yes."

Flicking an angry and indisputable look from the opposite side, Lin Xi stopped eating in an instant.Hey, the editor Chicory's aura is too strong, he can't hold it at all!It seems that he has never satisfied his editor, is it the reason why he never writes about Tanmei?

After all, in Jinjiang, compared with no CP, I must write Danmei!

The editor continued: "But it's not at the level of stuffing your brains into your ass." A knowing blow!

Lin Xi pursed her lips, blinked her big eyes and was so wronged that she was about to cry, editor Juju, you are an inhuman insult to the author, no, I must resist this time.

"Why, dissatisfied?" The editor raised his eyebrows and asked with a sharp look.

Lin Xi replied quickly, "I am convinced, the editor's words are too reasonable, I was wrong, I will definitely change it, change it right away, change it now."

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The editor seemed to think that he had had enough scares, got up and was about to leave, and finally warned: "It was so bad at the beginning that you blinded your eyes, but you changed the beginning early in the morning. It's a bit of your taste. It should be able to save a group of old readers. .”

Walking to the door, the editor suddenly turned around and stared at him, smiling!Damn, his editor laughed and died.

The editor Ju Jue said: "Write well, no CP is allowed, and the first two chapters are all revised within today. Otherwise, I will fuck you."

No CP is allowed... No CP is allowed... No CP is allowed... The magic sound fills the ears, and instantly kills.

The great editor looks at the author who is the most worry-free and the most worry-free from the crack of the door, with a clear focus.Looking at the cute little sample, the mood instantly becomes wonderful, and such an unchanging life becomes more colorful.

Inside the house, Lin Xi finally sent away the editor who looked like a god of death, and rushed to the computer to click on his new article, only to see that two chapters were originally posted, but now Chapter 1 has been changed to only 1500 words, and Chapter 2 has been written. locked.

Lin Xi clicked on Chapter 1 and browsed quickly, but the original 1500 words suddenly increased to 3600 words.Lin Xi's hands and feet were suddenly cold, as if falling into an ice cave,

The contents inside were his nightmare last night, and even included the plot from when he got up to now, word for word!