Mr. Xiao's maternity report

title, greeted slowly.

"Handsome Li is awake?"

Xiao Yu shook his head sharply, and Xiao Yu inside was still awake, so he turned to talk to the roommate who was saying hello.

"Wake up, brothers, brush your teeth and wash your face, let's go to the second canteen to drink tofu nao today."

He looked at the two buddies passing by his bed, with heavy dark circles around their eyes, thinking that they must have masturbated a lot last night.

"Come on, hurry up and call Xiao Yu up." The two roommates entered the balcony one after the other.

The dormitory of Dongda University is not bad. There are balconies and independent bathrooms. Four people sleep with unlimited electricity and switch on and off the air conditioner by themselves.

It's just that the space is small, two young men in their twenties can live in one room, and four people are obviously crowded.

Last night Xiao Yu went to their college to give a professional report with some teacher, and it was finished at one o'clock, and Li Xian just waited outside wearing a pair of shorts and playing with his mobile phone until one o'clock.

The two had a supper at the snack street outside, and it was almost two o'clock when they returned to the dormitory to tidy up quietly.

Xiao Yu opened his eyes dazedly after Li Jian shook him for the fifth time, turned over and rolled into Li Jian's arms, the bed was really too small.

Feeling embarrassed, there are still roommates in public places, Xiao Yu hurriedly turned back and changed clothes in a hurry, lest his roommate come over.

"Did I squeeze you again yesterday?" He asked Li Shi, who was also wearing clothes.

In the beginning, when the two of them slept on the same bed, Xiao Yu would always roll out of the bed unconsciously.

Li Xian told him that it was a good thing he didn't sleep on the upper bunk, and because of this, Li Xian has been sleeping outside Xiao Yu since then, preventing him from getting out of bed.

It was Xiao Yu who kept leaning out after sleeping, and once again directly squeezed Li Qiang out of bed.

"Hey, it's not like this when I was a child, it's okay, I'm used to it."

Putting on the short black sleeves tightly, he looked at the thin white sweater Xiao Yu was wearing, which approached his face.

"Besides, I hug you to sleep every night, so I'm not afraid." She smiled wretchedly.

Xiao Yu poked his head out to look at the balcony, the bath towels and clothes hanging on the balcony blocked his roommate, Xiao Yu obediently let Li Xian kiss him next.

There are too many people, the eyes are mixed, and the mouth is not strict. Xiao Yu doesn't like crowds, and he doesn't like to expose himself and everything related to himself to the crowd.

His roommate can't see everything to say, and Li Daxiong can do whatever he wants, but only if they don't have mouths and eyes around them.

When Li Xian was about to bite his ear, the balcony door had already been opened, Xiao Yu lowered his head and rested on Li Xian's shoulder, and suddenly heard the roommate's jokes.

"Yo yo yo~ Li Xian is so inhuman, we are all bachelors, hurry up, brush your teeth, wash your face and drink tofu brain, don't wake up early in the morning and stimulate us!"

Boys always like to play around, Xiao Yu doesn't mind other than being shy, it's pure embarrassment.

Buried his head into the corner of the bed, kicked him hard to get him out of bed quickly.

Li Lian smoothed his hair back, and stood up hehehe, "I can finish cleaning in 3 minutes, just wait."

The food in the second canteen is better than that in the first canteen, so there are more people.

They got up late, arrived at the place just in time for the peak of the flow of people, and waited in line for half a day to buy tofu.

The four big boys divided the labor to buy breakfast, two bought tofu nao, one bought deep-fried dough sticks and steamed buns, and the remaining one found a seat for tableware.

Li Xian gave the last easier job to his wife, and the remaining two roommates looked at him with disdain, and asked him to serve four bowls of tofu by himself.

Xiao Yu ate a fried dough stick wrapped with carotene, and drank half a bowl of tofu nao.

Li Xian, who had already eaten three steamed buns, sat opposite him, seeing Xiao Yu's fullness, advised him to finish his tofu nao.

Xiao Yu shook his head, if he refused to take a bite of breakfast, he would be full.

Li Xian looked helplessly at the other two roommates who were still eating, and couldn't help sighing, "Did you eat all the snacks I bought for Xiao Yu?"

The two of them went to the supermarket the day before yesterday, and each of them bought a huge bag of biscuits, bread and snacks.

It was almost wiped out when I went back last night.

With Xiao Yu's appetite for cat food, Li Xian would not believe that all those things went into his wife's stomach.

The two enthusiastic roommates who were eating their heads looked up instantly and looked at each other, "Did you bring your English book?"

"Did not bring."

"What should I do?"

"Have you ever taken English class?"

"No."

"Then you should be worried."

"..."

I'm speechless, is this the default?

英语课是大课，中间休息10分钟，从08:30上到11:30才下课。

Li Xian didn't want to bring books with him at first, he hadn't attended many classes, but Xiao Yu still stubbornly brought them for him.

It was late, and the seats at the back had already been taken up by a group of beautifully dressed girls.

They found a fourth row to the left and sat down. As soon as Xiao Yu opened the book, the English teacher entered the classroom.

The classroom is full of greasy hand pancakes, and the hand pancakes with spicy sticks are still added. The aroma is compelling, and the provoking English teacher turns on the microphone and emphasizes gently again.

"In the future, it's better for everyone to finish their breakfast in the cafeteria as much as possible. Otherwise, there will always be some students who can't concentrate during class and always want to taste the breakfast that everyone brought over."

The 300-seat classroom roared with laughter, leaning on the table and looking at Xiao Yu, "The English teacher must be hungry after not eating."

Xiao Yu smiled faintly when he heard him say this, and helped him open the vocabulary pages of the English book.

The long English class made the whole room drowsy, lying on the table and playing Sokoban and Tetris on the phone the whole time. I was so bored, but I just didn't sit up and listen to the class.

He counted back and forth carefully, and there were no more than ten people in the classroom who were as attentive as his wife.

Xiao Yu has already followed the teacher to take notes for half of the text in his book, and he is still reading words and short sentences in his mouth, quite seriously.

Li Jian threw away the bulky mobile phone that never cleared, and raised his eyes to stare at his little daughter-in-law.

It wasn't long before they got the certificate with the help of their parents, and neither of them rejected the other, but when he called Xiao Yu something like a daughter-in-law, Xiao Yu pushed him, blushing with embarrassment.

Two people who already have legal certificates have to fall in love secretly in addition to close friends and roommates in school.

The biggest scale is kissing, and I haven't even touched each other. It's really miserable for his grandma.

Xiao Yu seemed to be wearing a bit thick clothes, the pure white sweater sleeves were rolled up by him, revealing a section of white forearm, slender wrist, long and slender fingers, well-defined joints.

The more Li Xian watched, the more engrossed he became, the corners of his mouth were almost grinning to the base of his ears, and he didn't know why his little daughter-in-law was so good.

The eyes of that idiot were all looked at by the girls in the back row, and they faltered and discussed in a low voice, with pink bubbles invisible around them.

Xiao Yu, who was listening to the class seriously, was stared at severely, and soon his ears turned red.

I also vaguely heard the girl behind say something like "like a couple, true love", so I felt even more embarrassed.

He suddenly hit Li Daxiong with the arm that was holding the book, and Li Xiong came back to his senses.

Xiao Yu's ears were as red as a steamed shrimp, and he said in shame and indignation, "You listen to the class!"

The voice was intentionally kept low, but the girls behind could still hear it, and a burst of laughter arose.

Li Xian felt that his little daughter-in-law was thinner than a little girl, so he sat up straight with a smile, opened the cap of his pen, wrote a line in Xiao Yu's notebook and pushed it to him.

Looking at the scribbled and arrogant handwriting on the notebook, Xiao Yu was not afraid that the girl behind him would be able to see clearly what Li Daxionggou crawled.

But I can see it clearly since I have been doing homework together since I was a child.

"Daughter-in-law, you are so shy, what will we do in the future?"

What's the matter?It seems very suspicious.

Xiao Yu covered his reddened ears for a while, pursed his lips and raised his foot, and stepped on Li Daxiong under the cover of the table.

"I. Fuck..."

The naughty little bear learned a lesson, and hurriedly begged for mercy from his little daughter-in-law, who became angry from embarrassment, "I was wrong, I was wrong, daughter-in-law... ah..."

Li Xian's call almost turned the students in the first row back.

After stepping on the second foot, Xiao Yu leaned over to write on the white book, "Don't call me that!"

Between the lines reveals some shy and indignant cuteness, laughing hard and scribbling in his own book until get out of class is over.

There was no class in the afternoon, so they went to the library to read.

Xiao Yu found a biography on a historical theme, read the Youth Magazine of Children's Literature all afternoon, and finally wanted to read a prose poem to Xiao Yu.

He said that this prose poem was especially in line with his love for Xiao Yu, and when he was about to read it, Xiao Yu covered his mouth.

Xiao Yu looked down at the annotations at the bottom of his prose poems.

"The prose is short, but deeply expresses the author's longing for the lost mother."

……

When I came out of the library at night, the sun had already set, and the morning glow in the distance was red mixed with purple and yellow, bright and harmonious, and the sky was black.

The path next to the artificial river in the school was deserted, and Li Shi walked outside Xiao Yu.

The active bear kid stretched out his arms and hooked Xiao Yu's shoulders, both of them were a little nervous.

Since Little Brother Fa became a legal husband, these originally normal intimate actions made the two of them feel a little embarrassed.

The two boys are still jerky.

Later, a couple passed behind them on a bicycle, and Li Xian, who was already blushing slightly in the dark, put his hands down.

The arms of the two people next to each other are restless, you advance and the other retreats.

In the end, with a shy smile on Li Xian's face, he slowly squeezed the hand of his little daughter-in-law, Xiao Yu didn't look at the road, and obediently let Li Xian pull him, her face drooping.

Walk through the dim section without street lights, and come to the bright school supermarket and dormitory building.

He gritted his teeth and looked ahead, "I will take you out one day sooner or later!"

There was also a sly smile on the corner of Xiao Yu's mouth, as if he had eaten something, and he looked at his family with bright eyes, "Then hurry up, the bed in the dormitory is so small."

"Hehehe, when we go out to live, I'll order a ten-meter bed!"

"...Is that sleeping on the floor?"

"Uh...five meters! Five meters, it can't be any smaller, and if you get younger, you won't be able to sleep if you have children."

"...You go back to your own dormitory today, no, you are not allowed to sleep with me!"

"Ah? Why, daughter-in-law...uh!"

"..."

"Wait for me! Daughter-in-law...brother!!"

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What is it like for a skinny man to have a same-sex partner who loves you?

"Miss Xiao": Tsk tsk tsk, who invited me, a heterosexual single who has been single for thousands of years! !

However, this question seems to be prepared for my brother and my brother-in-law, and I will invite them to answer it.

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