[Comprehensive] How to be a good onmyoji?

The person standing opposite did not speak, just looked at Shu Qingyi quietly.Let Shu Qingyi suddenly feel that this person is not a fool, right? ?

However, since the other party didn't have any extreme reaction, just staring at Shu Qingyi, Shu Qing also cleared his throat, and continued to ask: "Sir, would you like to take a look at the leaflet first?"

At this time, Ibaraki finally got rid of the encirclement of a lot of older sisters and aunts, and threw himself on Shu Qingyi and hugged his thigh coquettishly: "Father, those aunts are so scary, they scared Ibaraki to death."

If Ibaraki could cover up the excitement in his eyes, Shuqing might really believe Ibaraki's nonsense.

"Hey, hey, I said Yimulian. Can you blow on me when you are blowing? Don't change your track when you come to me, and go around me. Look at me for publicity Shan, sweating profusely. It’s good for you two to sit here and be lazy! I must tell Dad, let Dad punish you!!”

That's really embarrassing, Dad is lazy with the two of us.

Yimulian complained silently in his heart, putting his hands together and wearing a coat is very cool.Glancing at Ibaraki with eyes not covered by bandages, he said indifferently: "If you shave off that little white hair of yours, maybe it won't be hot anymore."

On a hot day, with fluffy white hair on his head, who sweats if you don't sweat? ?

"you!"

Seeing that Ibaraki wanted to refute, Yi Mulian blocked what Ibaraki was going to say next: "Do you still want to have a haircut?"

Ibaraki, who was so hot, immediately closed his mouth, and smiled obediently at Yimu: "Eighth Brother, you are so kind, Ibaraki will never fight against you again!"

If you believe in Ibaraki, even sows can climb trees.

Yimulian didn't bother to touch Ibaraki, so that the wind's orbit would no longer skip Ibaraki, turned his head and talked to Araki every sentence.

Shuqing also supported his forehead, and pushed Ibaraki into Natsume's arms, so that he would stop disturbing the attentive customers and explain the business of the store.Try to make a deep impression on the customer's mind about their store, even if the customer is a little weird.

"Sir, have you read the flyer? If there is any need for service, just tell me. Our store follows the 'customer is God' and will never deceive customers and do nothing with money. I see this gentleman's facial features Fangzheng, with a blank face, must have encountered something difficult to solve. But don’t worry! Our store can help you solve anything, and if you can’t solve it, you will never charge money!!!”

Shu Qingyi almost believed what he said in a hype and false speech, but the person opposite still looked dull and didn't say a word.

"..."

Maybe, maybe, even a fool can't tell.

Shu Qing also pursed her mouth, not planning to continue wasting time on a fool.When squinting and preparing to pull up a few lazy people sitting aside to continue working, the person who was identified as a fool suddenly spoke the first sentence.

"There is actually a pink dragon floating on a child's body, and the whole star is floating behind a child. The other child has a head of white hair and two tentacles of different lengths on the top of the head. Not like a normal kid. Could there really be the aliens that Hyten was talking about?"

Shu Qing also paused, and stretched out her little finger to pick out her ears.Staring at the unopened mouth of the mysterious man, I was a little puzzled. Was it this man who spoke just now? ?

But, how did this person start talking without even opening his mouth? ! !

Could it be the secret art of the rivers and lakes: ventriloquism? ?

After looking up and down the mysterious man, I really believed it.Doesn't it mean that the world's experts are all dressed in magical clothes, and they don't look like normal people at all?Isn't the one in front of me weird, not only not like a normal person, but like a fool.

Ibaraki also heard what the mysterious man said, and was comfortably hugged by Natsume, enjoying the cool wind, and immediately felt unhappy when he heard that someone disliked him! ! !

"You said that I have two tentacles of different lengths, don't you have the same?! Wearing two prototypes on your head, it looks weirder than me!!"

After finishing speaking, he also complained to Shuqing: "Father, look at this weird person, he actually thinks that we look weird and don't look like normal people!!!"

In the first place, you are not normal people, but monsters!

Shuqing also had a headache, and quickly asked Natsume to take the three little guys away to distribute leaflets elsewhere.In the future, if the person in front of him is saying something unpleasant, it is estimated that these three brats can roll up their sleeves and directly fight with people here.

One assists two DPS, if this really breaks out, maybe they will have to pay for their medical expenses.By the way, he was arrested by the local police and locked up for two days for destroying the appearance of the city.

If this goes to jail, what reputation does their store have? ! !

Natsume worked hard and succeeded in taking over Shu Qingyi's role of "baby daddy", leading the three little boys to a relatively far corner to distribute leaflets, and by the way, be vigilant about Shu Qingyi's side all the time. .

When that person stood up just now, Natsume didn't think it was strange.But when Ibaraki said that the man was wearing two tentacles-like headdresses, Natsume suddenly woke up.No matter where you look at that person, he is quite strange.

But no one thought he was strange, thinking that the pair of tentacles were part of his body.

Ibaraki lay on the rest chair beside him, staring at Shu Qingyi intently.According to him, if that strange person dares to touch his father, he will crush his father's heart with one paw!

No!Just pinch it into a cripple, and let that person live in pain for the rest of his life! !

Huang and Yimulian appeared very calm, distributing leaflets to passers-by.Huang glanced at Natsume, and said coldly: "Don't worry about Dad, that person has no malicious intentions, at best he is just curious about us."

"I'm very surprised, how that person saw through our disguise at a glance. It stands to reason that the spell that Dad gave us cannot be penetrated by ordinary onmyojis. But in the end, that person saw through it at a glance, and then followed us It’s not all the way,” Yimulian fell into a very serious academic research, “Lao Jiu, can you see what’s going on??”

"I don't know," Huang paused, "but I know, Dad will definitely figure it out!"

"That's right! I also think Dad will be able to figure it out!"

"It's very strange. It is reasonable to say that there is already a burning hall in this world, so that I can't see through his mind. But the reason is very simple, just because he has strong limbs and a simple mind, and he never thinks about anything in his mind. But You are completely different. You are obviously thinking about things, but I can’t interpret your thoughts, including those three strange children. Could it be that there is an error in my "telepathy"? No, no, now I still You are the only ones who can receive the thoughts of people within a radius of [-] meters. I am curious as to what kind of situation caused this problem.”

You can say such a long sentence without opening your mouth.And the tone was clear, there was nothing that Shuqing couldn't hear clearly.Especially when the person in front of him said that he could feel the thoughts of the people around him and peek into the hearts of the people around him, Shu Qing was slightly surprised.

It's not impossible for him in this situation, but he needs to listen deliberately, and it takes a lot of work in the early stage, which is a waste of energy.And the tone of the person in front of him seemed to be able to do it without any effort, which also made Shu Qing fall into the process of thinking.

How did this person do it? ?

However, in order to flicker.Shu Qing also glanced at this person inscrutablely, and said in a long voice, pretending to be an expert outside the world: "Young man, do you want to know what caused this? "

In his previous life, he did not miss comprehension novels, but he did not miss Xianxia TV series and movies.Now I just take the tone used by the high-level people to fool me, the effect is quite good, there really is such a taste in it.

As for the reason, who knows!His current task is to fool the person in front of him so that he can do things for him.Coming out every day to hand out leaflets is too tiring!

The man hesitated, staring at Shu Qingyi intently, trying to see some guilty emotions in Shu Qingyi's eyes.It's a pity that Shu Qing was also confident when he lied to others, and he didn't feel guilty at all.

"I want to know how you can tell me."

"Come on! Brave boy, come and join our shop! Here, you can find everything you want to know! Action is worse than heart, act now!!!"