[Comprehensive] How to be a good onmyoji?

Qi Mu was silent for a few seconds, he had never seen a frog jumping over the Great God in front of him.

But who can say that a frog that can jump a great god is not an ordinary frog?

Maybe this frog just had a stroke like a human being, and couldn't control his behavior?

Although there is no such possibility, it cannot be denied, isn't it?

Of course, Qi Mu didn't say this idea in front of Shu Qingyi, he was really afraid that Shu Qingyi couldn't hold back a slap on the back of his head.

Said he was whimsical.

However, they can all run back and forth to play in other worlds, and they can still run back.

Isn't that in itself unconventional?

But the store manager is so stubborn, he can't explain it.

Qi Mu sighed in his heart, feeling that Shu Qing had nothing to do.

This is a tormenting store manager.

Fortunately, he watched a few movies with the cubs a few days ago, otherwise he really didn't know what words to use to describe the current store manager.

If it were someone else, and the store manager called him over so nervously, it would still be for such a small matter.

I have already given the store manager to...

Well, how could anyone else dare to do something that he didn't even dare to do?

Just think about this kind of thing in your heart, there is no need to act foolishly.

Otherwise, you will be fooled and don't even know.

Qi Mu complained about Shu Qingyi in his heart, and followed silently to Shu Qingyi's room.

In front of the door, just as he was about to step in, Shu Qing suddenly stopped and turned around quickly.

He glanced at Qi Mu vigilantly: "Qi Mu, did you speak ill of me just now?"

Qi Mu immediately withdrew from his thoughts, and responded quickly: "The store manager, how can you think like this? I was looking through the knowledge in my brain just now, and I will learn the frog language first."

Shu Qing also keenly swept Qi Mu's body around, and could not feel any bad signal transmission.

Only then did he turn his gaze away, this kid didn't dare to speak ill of him behind his back!

However, the tip of his nose was indeed itchy just now. Could it be that someone else was speaking ill of him behind his back?

"Come in, let me show you the toad that can jump the great god."

Qi Mu breathed a sigh of relief.

God knows, when Shu Qingyi looked over just now, he tried his best to let his mind go blank and not think about anything, so Shu Qingyi didn't see anything.

Otherwise, he felt that half of his life would be buried here.

However, was it a toad that made him look at it?Or a frog?

How did the saying change?

Then should he learn the language of the toad?

Qi Mu walked in with doubts in his heart, and at a glance saw a small frog-like creature the size of an adult man's palm lying on a dry towel.

Where is the toad?

It is said that frogs are very reluctant, okay?

Which frog is like this one, its whole body is green and shiny?

Fortunately, the one behind her is not a green hat.

"Stop dancing?"

When he was leaving, the frog was still jumping quite lively. Why did he lie down lazily when he came back?

"Maybe you're tired from dancing?"

Natsume said something thoughtful, and saw Shu Qing staring at the towel, and added: "I saw that the towel just now was soaked, so I changed it for a new one."

Isn't it new! !

Because this towel looks so good, he is not willing to use it himself! !

But I didn't expect that today I gave it to a frog at a low price. If I knew it, he would use it himself!

It can be used to wipe your face and hair, even your feet are better than using it for a small frog! ! !

Looking at Shu Qingyi's still eyes, Xia Mu seemed to understand a bit: "I happened to choose the one you like?"

Shu Qing quickly withdrew his gaze and waved his hand at Natsume: "Why? Don't think about it, it's just a towel, just go out and buy another one."

God, I want to cry so much, my heart is broken! !

Xia Mu nodded, looked at Shu Qingyi again, and then said to Qi Mu: "When Qingyi called you in the past, didn't he bother you?"

Qi Mu wanted to answer, sorry to bother you, and by the way, file a complaint with Natsume.

Then he felt Shu Qing's gaze on him, and quickly changed his tone: "No disturbing, I was already up at that time."

"Since you didn't bother me, then come over and have a look at Toad!" Shu Qing couldn't even call him Toad even if he was killed, so he called him Toad!

A toad used his prettiest towel!

Although Natsume accidentally took the wrong one, it was the toad's fault and it had nothing to do with Natsume!

"I was still alive and kicking just now, but now I'm lying on my stomach."

With distaste for the toad on his lips, he was still very concerned in his heart: "Isn't it because I was frozen before, and there is something wrong with my body?"

Saiki nodded, trying to communicate with the little frog.

Then after one person and one frog stared at each other like this, Qi Mu said calmly: "No, he said he was just tired from dancing. He also asked why you didn't give him a little flower. He worked so hard. Let's dance!"

Shu Qing also leaned forward curiously: "How do you communicate?"

The little frog blinked its big eyes: "Quack!!"

Natsume looked in Saiki's direction, but the little frog didn't speak just now.

Qi Mu had some rare entanglements: "He seems to be able to speak words that we can understand."

"Cuck!"

The frog croaked unrealistically, and Shuqing also looked at Qi Mu suspiciously: "Just this croaking noise, you tell me that he will speak words that we can understand?"

I'm afraid Qi Mu now thinks he is a fool, right?

Qi Mu didn't answer Shu Qingyi, but stared at the little frog lying on the ground with a cold voice: "If you continue to croak and croak, we will consider blowing you up and eating you."

"Quack quack quack!!!"

After a while of croaking, seeing Qi Mu didn't have any thought about it.

After all, the frog jumped up from the table in a hopeless manner, and said loudly to Qi Mu: "Oh my god!! Are all of you people out there so cruel?! I don't know. Just because of this little luggage, why don’t you take a few photos and send them to the old father?! Why did you blow me up?!”

"If I don't go home for three days in a row, my old father will go crazy and send all kinds of photos of me not at home to them, so you can't understand us little frogs? !"

"Didn't we just go out to play, and when we met a few cuties, we wanted to chat with them more?! Why are we so anxious to urge us to go back?!"

"We didn't go out from home, we went on a trip! Who would go back for 10 minutes after going out for a trip?!"

……

The little frog's mouthful voice directly hit Shu Qingyi's brain and Shu Qingyi's soul.

Let Shuqing stare at the little frog in shock.

Co-author, this little frog came from the northeast of China? !

The taste of the Northeast in this sip can exude a strong Northeast fragrance across such a long distance.

This little frog is really not easy, huh?

How on earth did they wander across a large sea area and come here? ?

The little frog seemed to be venting the negative emotions in his heart, and spoke in the Northeast dialect in a rapid tone.

It doesn't matter whether the other party understands or not, as long as he speaks comfortably, it's fine.

After finishing speaking, regardless of the expression of the person in front of him, he quickly threw a puddle on the towel: "Oh my god, I finally said it, and I almost suffocated. Hey, are you from Nagada? I How did it appear in your Gada?"

This place is obviously not on his travel itinerary.

Do you feel wrong when looking at the wind direction?

Then I took the wrong map by hand?

The old father was really poor, he didn't even buy him a map!

How many four-leaf clovers are you worth? !

Look at the consequences of not buying it for him, causing him to get lost directly and can't find his way home at all!

Let the old father cry by himself!

Anyway, he will not bring photos and souvenirs of the trip home!

When the old father stopped being stingy and bought him the most honorable lucky bell, he would lead a group of young girls home!

Otherwise, forget it!

Shu Qing also slowed down for a while, finally came back to his senses, looked at the little northeast frog in front of him with a complicated face, and said, "Little brother, is your home in the northeast?"

This incomparably fluent Chinese made the little frog burst into tears.

"Oh my god!! I finally met someone who can understand me! Brother, you don't know, I have come all the way, and no one can understand me. Then what else can I do? ??! All I can do is croak croak!"

"Anyway, people can't understand what they say, so why not just dance and croak, and earn money for travel expenses, so that you can go on the road."

The little frog turned over from the towel with a grunt, and stared at Shu Qingyi with a pair of big eyes like the same forest, and was full of tears with excitement: "Big brother, for the sake of fellow villagers, you Watch me dance for you, can you give me some more four-leaf clover?"

"The old father is too stingy, and my travel expenses are gone!!"

Shu Qing also stared at the little frog who called him a brother and said that he was a fellow villager with a complicated expression, and thought for a while.

In fact, to some extent, they can indeed be called fellow villagers.

But four-leaf clover?

What the hell is this?

He had never found these little grasses, let alone it's winter now.

Where can I find a lot of four-leaf clover for him?

Facing the little frog from the Northeast with excited tears on his face, Shu Qingyi smiled, and the little frog was even more excited.

Fellow villagers are easy to talk to!

My fellow give you a treat!

He urgently needs the four-leaf clover now, otherwise he will have no money for travel expenses home!

Without travel money, he could even imagine the pitiful look of his old father crying bitterly.

It's embarrassing, but he doesn't feel bad at all!

Who told this damn old father to be stingy and not prepare anything for him!

He deserves to be a widowed old man, facing an empty house!

However, Shuqing also spat out a few words, which made the little frog freeze quickly: "I'm sorry, even if you are a fellow, I'm afraid I won't give you a four-leaf clover!"

"Because of your dancing, there is no beauty in dancing!"