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"Didn't you notice the strong aphrodisiac fragrance in this room? You didn't notice the sweat medicine and acacia water in this bottle. It's so cute and silly. But I like your pure and harmless appearance, so follow me Well, I will promise you prosperity and wealth in the future." An Jun approached Ye Yixiao while talking

Ye Yixiao: What?No, I never thought that a man would want to fuck me. What's wrong with the world now?Gay guys flying all over the sky?

Hey, can someone help me?The young hero in white who fell from the sky went to the wrong room, the servant girl who came to pay her respects, Miss An Ning, whatever it is, save me!

Anjun has already walked around the table and squatted down, it seems that she really has to rely on herself

With a smile, Shen Dantian shouted with the last bit of strength: "Don't touch me, dirty, help me (take a break) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A figure outside the room who was looking for someone was startled when he heard the distant cry for help, flicked his sleeves and ran quickly

An Jun's face was full of gloom: "Why don't you follow me? Do you also want to laugh at me as a rootless thing?"

? ? ?Rootless stuff?Then An Jun is the eunuch?No wonder the yin and yang are strange, I suddenly couldn't help laughing when I smiled

An Jun couldn't stand the mocking smile, and pushed Ye Yixiao to the ground

No, he wants to fuck me, Ye Yixiao thought truthfully.I want to struggle but my whole body is weak, I want to enjoy the other person but I am too ugly, my mind is already foggy

The rotten smell from Anjun's body can still be discerned in the sweet and greasy scent, like a piece of rotten meat that hasn't been dealt with, good and bad, bad and good, I don't want to tell which part it is with a smile

An Jun bullied herself close to Ye Yixiao, her fierce facial features were magnified in front of her, it was really frightening

With a smile, he thought that if he had some strength now, he would cover his eyes before beating An Jun, and stay away from me, you are so ugly to me

Yixiao: No, I was hit by an ugly evil force, and I had to look good to stand up

"Bang!" There was a sound of the door breaking open.

In the backlight, there is a handsome figure full of brilliance

Smile: Ah, so dazzling, this holy light

To prevent the world from being destroyed

to maintain world peace

Carry out love and true evil

The cute and charming soul of Secondary School appeared

He smiled happily and said, "Gu Yan, save me quickly, he wants to fuck me"

The tone is so relaxed that it seems to say "Hurry up and save me, the ghost has caught me and I can't move", then patted the shoulder and continued to play the game of chasing me

Ye Yixiao is really... short of heart...

Seeing the two of them going up and down, Gu Yan was furious even though his clothes were intact: "How dare you mess with my people?"

"Who are you? Get out..."

Gu Yan pushed An Jun away and kicked An Jun on the shoulder

I don't know how strong this kick was, but I could only faintly hear the cracking sound of An Jun's shoulder bones, and he was kicked unconscious

In this way, Gu Yan didn't let go of his hatred, he raised the table and prepared to smash it down

This smash, if not brain burst, should also be bloody, no matter what, An Jun has no way out

"Don't!" Ye Yixiao exclaimed, hugging Gu Yan's calf, "I didn't suffer anything, he will die if you step down on this stool, I don't want you to go to jail"

"Prison? So what!" The table was raised higher

"Wait! I don't want to be a widow!"

"..."

This sentence is...

Gu Yan was pulled back to his sanity, finally decided not to make a move, finally smashed hard, the low table collided with the corner of the wall and broke, and stomped on An Jun's hand resentfully: It was your hand that touched his clothes just now, right?

A smile: ... Gu Yan, you are so naive, do you know that?

"Well... Gu Yan, let's go"

Gu Yan smiled and looked uncomfortable, picked him up and strode back to the room

After Gu Yan put Ye Yixiao on the soft bed, Ye Yixiao felt uncomfortable instead, and held on to Gu Yan's sleeve tightly. Turning around and bumping into Gu Yan's embrace

The whole process is smooth and flowing, like two kittens entangled and rolling

Ye Yixiao started to make a humming sound

Seeing his blushing face, Gu Yan probably knew what was going on, and instantly became extremely angry. If he didn't arrive today, then...then...

In this case, why not let the fat and water flow into the fields of outsiders?

[Omit 1000 words, please consciously imagine the wonderful brotherhood between the protagonists]

The revolutionary friendship is sublimated, and a new generation of gourd babies is born

But I didn't know it with a smile. After he fell asleep, Gu Yan quietly got up, fully dressed, and returned to that extravagant room.

An Jun lay on the bed moaning, Gu Yan's kick made him unable to stand up, and the aphrodisiac incense in the room made him miserable again, his facial features became wrinkled and became uglier, his body writhed like a bug

"It's unsightly." Gu Yan raised his eyes, afraid that his eyes would be dirty.

Gu Yan squatted down gracefully, picked up the three exquisite vials, smelled them and found that the target was right.

So he slowly and slowly poured them into An Jun's mouth

"Cough cough...cough, who are you! Don't... save me, I can give you glory and wealth..."

Gu Yan didn't say a word and didn't stop for a moment, ignoring the dying cries coming from behind

Papapa

Gu Yan, who had just stepped out of the threshold, froze his steps, a little surprised in his heart, and looked to the side

A handsome young man is leaning on the carved window, his hands are clapping

After turning his thoughts a few times, Gu Yan knew he was relieved

The richer the person, the more afraid of death, Anjun will not ask the servants to avoid him just to do some messy things

And now he is lying in there half dead, but this young man has no intention of going in, instead he just watched the show from the sidelines. It seems that An Jun has really failed in life in this life, and even his confidantes want to see him return to the west

The young man raised the corner of his mouth and smiled evilly: "Thank you for helping me to fuel the flames, even if you don't do this, I will finish him."

Gu Yan didn't answer him, he didn't want to be the murderer's good friend, now that he had avenged his revenge, he just wanted to go back and sleep with Ye Yixiao

The young man didn't wait for Gu Yan's answer, his eyes became even more playful, but he was disturbed by another person who hurried over

The fragrance has rushed into the nostrils before the person arrives, the gaudy is not as good as the person in front of him, the disdain is very obvious on the young man's face

Xiao Guan: Who the hell did I provoke, who was hated by An Jun and who was hated by you, Xiao Gong Xiaoshou is amazing!

Xiao Guan said to the young man: "Young master, I heard that the master called me."

"I called you to call you, but the master is not the master." The young man said softly, "Anjun is tired, you wait for him to 'take a good rest', go in."

"...Yes", Xiao Guan entered the room with a puzzled face, and it didn't take long before there was a horrified scream

The young man was about to turn around to talk to Gu Yan, and found that he had left without a sound

"He is the most beautiful person I have ever seen, I really want to dig out those eyeballs"

The young man smiled softly, walked into the room, glanced at An Jun who was pedaling straight, picked up the shivering young man and said, "Hey, come and serve me."

Picking up guests next to the dead, this is the first time Xiaowan has met

Next is the interview time of Huluwa, who is moving and touching the friendship~

Practical proof

Duration: Gu Yansheng.

Size: Gu Yansheng.

Number of times: Ye Yixiao wins, but there is a medicine bonus.

Feelings: Both parties are very happy.

post interview

Author: How does Ye Xiaoxiao feel about this experience?

Ye: To be honest, the first time I was a little bit tonight, I was also very ashamed to see my little brother not as strong as others and anxious to fight with others. Fortunately, my teammates took good care of me, and overall I was very happy~

Author: Will this attempted x-invasion cast a big shadow on you?

Ye: There will be shadows, but I am a man, I will come out, and I am in a sweet situation now~ Please support me a lot~

Author: Is Gu Shuai still satisfied with Ye Xiaoxiao's performance?

Gu: He is very good, shy and unrestrained.

Author: Will the two of you go further next?

Gu: Yes, please support us a lot.

The author has something to say:

Fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields, love chooses me, I'm super sweet