Easy Tucao brainless text

"Cackling..." The big roosters in the fence pushed each other, accompanied by Xiaotiao's small crows. It was almost midnight at this time, why did the roosters still make noise?Isn't it time to flirt with a big hen?

A figure exuding a wretched aura replied, maybe the big cock in this house looks too fat, no wonder I want to eat you, it's because your plump figure is too tempting for me, or maybe it's because Master Yunliu is used to it He felt bad all day if he didn't get beaten for a day

Without hesitation, he put down the jug and stepped into the small courtyard. The local folk customs are simple and there are not many powerful families to guard against thieves.

The little old man approached the chickens with a "cuckoo" in a vain attempt to use the same language to make the enemy put down their guard, but the chickens didn't listen to him, and turned their heads to observe him with alert eyes. For a while, everyone was in peace

Master Yunliu adopted the strategy of "strike first to be the strongest", and suddenly picked up a fat Gulu, only a moment in the middle, a real veteran

Seeing that their companions were in danger, several quick-response chickens called out provocatively, and the fat Gulu who was holding them was also struggling fiercely.

"It's not good", Master Yunliu is not afraid of these big chickens besieging him, but he is afraid that the crowing of the chickens will draw the master out, so he hurriedly hugged Fat Gulu and was about to escape

Those chickens are not willing to let him escape, they jump up and down to catch him, their attack power is not strong, two pecks are more than enough

"Ouch", in normal times, Master Yunliu would definitely be able to step out of his way out calmly, but he drank too much wine, was bumped and swayed, was pecked and irritable, and a chicken ran into his calf His balance was completely broken, he let out a cry of surprise and fell down on the ground, Fat Gulu also spread his short wings and ran for his life screaming

Lying on all fours and covered in chicken feathers, he could not reflect his predicament, because he had already heard the sound of the master opening the wooden door. Master Yunliu sighed and shrank his neck and looked up

I saw a tall woman holding the door with her hands and looking at him. She stood against the moonlight, her hair was tied to the sideburns of a delicate girl, but her outline could be seen to be in her thirties, and the makeup on her face was Yunxia, ​​which is very popular nowadays. The makeup, which is different from the ordinary Yunxia makeup, is the little red star moving red between the eyebrows.

Under the night wind, the brocade tumbling, making the girl with red eyebrows look graceful

Master Yunliu's Adam's apple tightened, and he had already forgotten what situation he was in. His eyes were straightforward, one was obsessed, the other was puzzled, and finally he was frightened, and the corners of his mouth drooped. He suddenly had a bold idea in his heart

Why does this beautiful woman look so much like Wen Po?Sleepless in the middle of the night and still dressed exquisitely, could it be that she is waiting for the person she hits, if she breaks through her small thoughts and she knows that she is stealing her chicken, she will have to pull out her bones and throw it into the frying pan Yinao, come on, run!

Master Yunliu got up with both hands and feet together, and ran back in a panic, like a dog that has lost his home, panicked like a fish that slipped through the net, but the moonlight was too thick, it was not clear where the flowers were and where the road was, and his stomach was hardened. The object stopped at the waist, and the whole upper body almost couldn't be retracted after hitting the whole body.

It turned out to be a big black water tank, and it almost plunged into the water. At this time, the head was quite close to the water surface. From the swaying water lines, a human face was barely reflected, and the middle of the messy hair , a red dot glows faintly

Master Yunliu was taken aback. This was more surprising than all the surprises he had received in this life. After all, counting the names of people in the country is at best someone else's business, and the red dot that appeared at an unknown time can only be seen by the national teacher who has a glimpse of the way of heaven. The red dots you see are really about yourself

Fortune tellers can't do their own calculations. I didn't expect... I didn't expect my Red Luan to move tonight!The master said that he was an "old bachelor", but he didn't say that he was a bachelor for a lifetime

Looking back, there is a woman with the same red color between her eyebrows riding on the moonlight. Her night vision seems to be not very good, her brows are slightly furrowed, and she looks at Master Yunliu cautiously, unlike seeing an acquaintance Her demeanor, the usual stern look on her face was also wiped away by the bright red makeup at this time, and the blushing brows made her doubtful eyes charming

"Falled..." the Taoist murmured straight-eyed

"Spring feast, sing a song with a glass of green wine.

Let's pay respects to Chen three wishes again: first, I wish my husband a thousand years; second, I wish Yu Yu's lower body will always be healthy; third, I wish to be like Liang Shangyan, and see each other every year..."

There is a burst of crackling porcelain knocking accompanied by a gentle voice singing softly, three or two good wines, seven or eight snacks, and the tree spinach in the woods. I feel uncomfortable when I smile

Calculating the time, it has been a couple of hours since Gu Yan went to propose marriage, what on earth is he talking about for so long, little frogs, whispering, nest after nest of little ones...

Yixiao felt itchy in his heart, wanted to eavesdrop but was afraid that others would think that he hated getting married, so he set up food and drinks and waited for Gu Yan in the yard, singing a song when he was bored was considered a pastime

However, he didn't know that the piece of green gauze was placed behind the rockery after listening to his singing all the way, and why he didn't come out for a long time, he had no way of knowing

"Gu Yan~" "Gu Yan..." "Gu Yan!" "Hahaha" with a smile, he called Gu Yan's name in various tones.

"Gu Yan", the boy called out the last sentence in the most gentle tone after laughing

Originally, this self-entertainment game should have ended here, but a pair of hands wrapped around his neck from behind, and a warm cheek was pressed against his neck, Gu Yan muffled back: "Yes. "

Gu Yan saw his stupidity at a glance, and with a smile, he felt that he was not a very strong masculinity, and lost most of his dignity, but then he thought about it, isn't this what falling in love is like?Hee hee ha ha like a psychopath, this is the essence of love hahaha, he patted Gu Yan's head with his backhand

"Mr. Gu, when do you plan to marry me? Is the dowry ready? A hundred to eighty thousand will be fine for the bride price. Once we get acquainted, the odds don't count."

Gu Yan didn't cooperate as usual, he kept quiet and didn't make a sound, and he didn't think he was tired from bending over. He waited until Yixiao almost thought he was falling asleep before he said sullenly: "Xiaoxiao, your father doesn't agree with us Together"

"??? Why?" I was very surprised to hear that my father didn't let them laugh together, because if my father didn't acquiesce in their development, how could he not restrict Yixiao's association with Gu Yan, and it was impossible for him to agree to let them Yixiao went to live in Gu's mansion. It's not that Ye Lao has never been young. It's impossible not to know the dual needs of the young man's heart and physiology. The sky is full of thunder and fire, and the dry wood and fire are still obvious. There must be something in it

Gu Yan didn't answer, and it took an unknown amount of time before he spoke again:

"I'm sorry." Then with a smile, there was a cool breeze on his neck, and he had already turned around and left

He called out twice with a smile, but Gu Yan didn't turn his head back.

The snacks on the table were unlucky, and the sake was intact, and the people who hosted the banquet felt extremely melancholy

"How could it be like this... What on earth is Dad thinking? With Gu Yan's temperament, it is impossible to retreat all at once. What happened in the middle?" He laughed and slapped himself, He slapped the table again, full of the spirit of a strong man going to war

"No way, the person who hasn't covered the heat is going to run away like this? This is not good, you don't recognize people when you wear pants. The neighbor's Mrs. Wang separated from the old man for 20 years because of a misunderstanding. How many 20 years are there in life? , I must break the casserole and ask the end."

He stood up with a thud, and thought again: "Talk well first, if you can't do it, then use force."

Strong...forced devotion, stabbed...stimulated ZvZ

As early as before when Gu Yan left the mansion, the two of them suffered from lovesickness once, and they were inexplicably awkward once again in Beppu. After talking and talking, the communication is still not in place, all kinds of things you don’t say, I don’t say, you say, I don’t listen

Yixiao feels that if two people are in a good relationship, there is really no misunderstanding that cannot be resolved. There is no deep hatred, nor is there a mistress, so I am still very confident that the misunderstanding will be solved tonight.

With a low growl of "Oh", he picked up the wine bottle with a smile and took a few sips to strengthen himself, then he flicked his hem to find Gu Yan. Gu Yan's room was still arranged as the servant's room before, without any additional Repairing, because it is not needed at all, everyone knows where Gu Yan will rest, but Gu Yan’s performance tonight makes him think that he will go back to his room with a smile, and it turns out that he is right. Bright candlelight shines through the closed door

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