Easy Tucao brainless text

On the other side of the imperial capital, the Shu Mansion was dead silent, different from the usual elegance, the gloomy clouds and mist made people feel quite depressing, how to describe this kind of depressing?The hot weather has already made people uncomfortable, and there are still hurricane clouds with water droplets approaching under the high temperature. The high heat in June is crowded with the rainy July

The mansion is dull, and there are three or two scenes of confrontation between the guests in the corridor and on the side of the rockery, with righteous and indignant faces, and sometimes express emotions by waving hands and sleeves, saying: I am very excited now, what I say is warning words, don’t stop me I'm not good at talking to anyone

But after the excitement, his expression cooled down like a defeated rooster, as if he had finally compromised. A group of old men shook their heads with tears in their eyes, expressing their powerlessness. Shu Biao is waiting for them

"There is still the law of the king!" A loud male voice sounded, and there was a sound of porcelain falling apart, and there was a burst of noise, and the exclamation of the servants at the door sounded. The servant hurried in to serve, but was thrown out again. I can only retreat in panic

Gu Ma, who was startled, said: "The atmosphere in the mansion is very strange recently. I have been working here for so many years, and I have never encountered it. Is there a big change in the mansion?"

Another old woman who chose vegetables said: "The master talks secretly with his guests every night, and his face is still wrinkled like the spring vegetables in our hands. I'm afraid the sky will change in this mansion..."

"Isn't it?" The third person lowered his voice and said happily, "Hey, when I was serving, I vaguely heard 'treacherous', 'fairness', 'framing', yo, it's really scary."

Gu Ma put the vegetable basket on her lap, and said softly: "Poor young master is still so young..."

"Ugh……"

Outside the door, there was a small body standing stiffly, with its fists clenched tightly under layers of cuffs, its head bowed, not knowing what it was thinking

What can a child of this age think?Probably thinking that the bird's nest on the tree has been dug out enough, the water temperature of the stream is just right enough to swim naked, the deepest but complaining about the complicated homework

A child without a mother should be wilder and more free-spirited, but he is the child of the Master Shangshu, he must pay attention to his words and deeds, he must be smart and polite, and he must study diligently. Amazing for a kid his age

The young master of the Wang family has not yet recognized all the surnames, and the son of the Li family can compose poems at the age of seven and is known as a child prodigy, but who doesn't know that the poem was bought?The youngest son of the Zhang family... hey, let’s not talk about it, with that messy face, Mr. Shu’s son Shu Yan is the real good-looking bookish style

But... Daddy still didn't come to check on his homework

shouldn't

Where did the "my son is smart" praise go?

Where did the reward that the butler should bring go?

Why does his father just touch his head, look at him with sad eyes, and say to him: "Yan'er, I'm sorry, next time my father will accompany you", and then Gu Ma will hurriedly hug him away

Shu Yan's heart was beating wildly, causing chest pain

He is only seven years old, and he may be what everyone calls extraordinary talent, but he still doesn't understand many things

He didn't know what he could do, but he heard people say that the best thing in the world is money, and that people always have a little money for emergencies

On a whim, Shu Yan ran back to the room, opened the drawer, wrapped all his gold, broken silver and small but expensive jewelry in a purse, and ran back up the mountain with his arms. He had no idea about money, he just wanted to With this money, maybe I can buy a lot of pastries to please my father

The trees are verdant and the fallen flowers are colorful. The sun shines through the trees to form mottled light and shadows, a tranquil beauty

But Shu Yan couldn't feel any sense of beauty in his mood at the moment, so he chose a big banyan tree in a panic, and used a tree branch to dig a hole

His small body shrank into a ball, his delicate hands kept shaking, and he dug a small and deep hole again and again. When he buried the money bag in, he was already sweating profusely. After confirming the location, he trotted back to the place. House

Just after Shu Yan left, a young man flashed out of a big tree trunk not far away. He was dressed in rags and had thick eyebrows and big eyes. He was holding and holding hands on the hoe handle. His toes could be seen through the holes in the grass shoes. He hesitated to scratch the ground a few times, but still raised his heels and walked forward

When Shu Yan ran to the door, he felt something was wrong. It seemed that there were soldiers surrounding the door, all equipped with silver armor□□

An ominous premonition surged in Shu Yan's heart. He turned pale with fright and ran into the lobby. There were many people bustling around, and a group of soldiers ran around the mansion and rummaged

His father stood with an official whom he had never seen before. Even though they were standing together, his father's expression showed undisguised disgust. Compared to standing alone, Shu Yan felt that they wanted to fight more

The official had a half-smile, with high corners of his eyes, an evil spirit, and a high-pitched voice: "This is Mr. Ling, I heard that Mr. Shu's only son is very smart and cute. I saw him today. He is either a dragon or a phoenix."

Shu Yan snorted coldly: "Oh, thank you for your appreciation of my son, and it's true that you can't have a son yourself, so you can only envy other people's sons." Shu Yan snorted coldly after finishing speaking

The corner of the official's mouth twitched twice, and he gritted his teeth and said in a strange manner: "Your Excellency, you are joking. Your Excellency has outstanding political achievements and great talents, but he is not very good at talking. He always says the wrong things to the wrong people, which is why he ended up like this. Your lord's son is certainly lovely, but what hope does the son of a traitor have?"

"Take the young master to the room." Shu Biao changed his usual gentle tone and ordered his subordinates sternly, as if he didn't want his son to hear anything

"Father, please let Yan'er stay," Shu Yan finally plucked up the courage to say the first sentence

Shu Yan finally hoped that his father would take a look at him, but his father still waved his hand, and after this glance, his father still wanted him to leave

This is the last time father and son looked at each other. When he was a child, he felt guilty about that look, but when he grew up, he realized that it was full of affection. That look entrusted all the care and love the father had for his son.

That night, Shu Biao didn't come back. Gu Ma told Shu Yan that his father had been slandered by others, he couldn't come back, and the house was about to be sealed off, so she asked him if he wanted to go back with her

Shu Yan said yes

Gu's mother said that she will be his mother-in-law in the future, and he is called "Gu Yan"

Gu Yan said yes

After that, he experienced seven years of poverty and hardship, without much warmth in his heart, until he entered that mansion and met that person

In this way, under the "careful teaching" of his parents, Ye Yixiao has grown into a beautiful appearance, versatile skills, and a super big brain hole.

Beautiful appearance: the texture is fine and well-proportioned, the face is like a peach petal, the eyes are like autumn waves, she still looks like a mother,

Of course there is also a bit of a girl...

Versatile skills: In addition to a little understanding of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, he can also toss flowers and plants... mend clothes... catch butterflies...

The hobbies are surprisingly similar to his mother!

Super big brain hole: Ye Yixiao: "A very handsome boy was in front of me just now, we looked at each other for a long time,

No one broke this peace...I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired."

I am 13 years old this year. In our dynasty, I will start to learn the skills of adults, so I asked my parents when I can have a girl, my parents were stunned, my parents are happy, my mother is excellent, Sure enough, the difference in thinking between men and women is reflected.

I know that my father will be able to express his understanding of my first love, and my mother must be worried that I will not be responsible for cheating on other people's Chinese cabbage

In fact, they were wrong. Our Ye family abides by etiquette for generations. The young masters will not have three wives and four concubines, so as to prevent the husband and wife from being in harmony with each other in the family. Exhibition of glory

In fact, I just want to have a comfort at night, I will hold you to sleep and do nothing...Baby, I will be responsible for you!

Hehehe, hahahahahahahaha!

But then I found out that I guessed the beginning but not the end...

My parents finally decided to get me a bunch of men!

At that time, their journey in their hearts was like this...

Father Ye: Xiao'er has had too many maids around her since she was a child. It's good to have a few young men to accompany her. Where there are many men, they will definitely talk about women. When Xiao'er is really interested in women, I will find him a good marriage.

Ye Ma: Maybe this is the turning point when Xiaoer is really interested in men, so happy...so looking forward to it...! ! !

Ye Fujun, female, with rotten attributes and profligate hobbies!

A few days later, in the big garden, sweet-scented osmanthus was fragrant, and the little yellow naughty figure spun down. girly heart...

Three high chairs, a few attendants, and two circles of teenagers waiting to be selected opposite. The first circle represents Ye Ma's aesthetics. They are tall, short, fat, thin, round, square, flat, pure, evil, and handsome, satisfying all women's thoughts. All the circles were chosen by Ye Laopa, all of them are mighty and majestic, with thick eyebrows and horizontal eyes. If there is any word to describe them, it must be... a strong man!

Mrs. Ye came out in full dress, the lotus was not as good as the beauty makeup, and the wind from the water palace came with the fragrance of pearls and emeralds, leaning on her husband

Father Ye, with a fragrant and soft waist in one hand, and a golden house with a beautiful face in the other, is watching "Why Does My Wife Get Angry" with a serious face

The Ye family has a son who has just grown up, with a jade crown and a white face that fascinates people, wearing white clothes and silver robes, looking at all the servants cutely

Ye Ma: "Which ones in the front row do Xiaoer like? You don't need to look at the ones in the back row. They are so ugly that they are all different."

Father Ye: "When you choose someone, you have to look at the inside. Is it that important to look good?"

Ye Yixiao/Madam Ye: "Yes"

Father Ye: "...".

"Ahem, I'm not that superficial, I look at the figure besides the face" explained with a smile

Mrs. Ye gave Yixiao a thumbs up: know how to play!

"The ones in the front row, with no scars on their faces, with regular facial features, above six feet, who can read and write, please take a step forward."

Eight people come forward

"If you are unmarried, go one step further"

five people stepped forward

"Very good, hold your head up"

Ye Yixiao felt a great sense of crisis when he looked up.

Yaoyao peach and plum blossoms, scorching and glowing.Joy is like nine springs, and exhaustion is like autumn frost.

The servant in the middle is very good-looking, about fifteen or sixteen years old, with a natural charm, all in the brow.

The eye sockets are deep, and the lips are diamond-shaped, which fits beautifully with the slender face, and the figure is upright and tall.

To be honest, although he was dressed in a coarse scholar's attire, he didn't look like a servant at all, unlike other people, although he had a pretty face and a plain temperament.

Damn, that guy is so fucking handsome, will he shake my title of being the most handsome?Forget it, tell him to go down, no, it’s so eye-catching and I like it, let’s keep it, (^o^)/~ Anyway, he’s a servant, so it’s fine if you don’t take him out

The more you look the better, hey, there is something on his head

Ye Yixiao left the stool and walked towards Shu Yan. There was a cluster of small sweet-scented osmanthus flowers on Rumo's hair. Ye Yixiao raised his hand to wipe it away for him, but suddenly the other person raised his eyes, met his eyes, and stopped awkwardly.

If two people look at each other for more than three seconds, there will always be some strange emotions

No, I have to calm down, continue, don't be cowardly

Ye Yixiao continued to brush off the sweet-scented osmanthus, but got rid of the hairpin that fixed half of her hair!

. . .

Gu Yan's hair is loose, he looks prettier than a girl

He looks delicious...why is he looking at me, so embarrassed, please say something

"Follow me?"

. . . . .

There was the sound of the chair shaking vigorously from behind. Listening to this sound, there must be two or three laps

The Ye family ran over at ten meters per second, squeezed Ye Yixiao away, and the two surrounded Shu Yan, looking left and right, touching

Mrs. Ye touched her face, "Not bad, smooth and elastic"

Touch the shoulder "broad, reliable"

Touching the belly "Have abdominal muscles, pass the physical fitness level"

further down. . .Grabbed by Father Ye, he gritted his teeth, "You are enough"

Father Ye pointed to two of the servants and asked, "What's your name? What specialties do you have?"

One is naturally the best-looking scholar in the audience, and the other is also a young man with outstanding looks, but a little too delicate

"Gu Yan, good at rhythm and poetry"

"Hahaha my name is Linren, I know how to settle accounts, and I like chasing after women"

"Let's just have a laugh as a companion for the two of you. Take the young master out to 'teach your friends' as often as possible. It's time for the young master to learn something. I don't need to say more."

Smile: Father, you have already explained everything clearly...

The author has something to say:

Going smoothly (full of twists and turns), Xiao Gong became Xiao Shou's companion, and the cohabitation life began haha ​​(^o^)/