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That night, Gu Yan hugged his warm wife and talked on the bed

"Are you angry that I let them go? In fact, there are many ways to reciprocate"

"They are poor, I have you, they have nothing, so be it"

"Ah...sometimes I really wish you were more selfish." Gu Yan ran down Yixiao's long hair helplessly.

A smile is a small gesture in the ivory tower, just like when he held his angry Anjun's hand, the greatest kindness lives in his heart

Gu Yan asked Yixiao's experience in the dream

He smiled and said: "When I was young, my father said that I was not born but picked up from a trash can. I cried for several days in fear of being thrown away by him. It was not until my mother beat him with a black whip... "

"Actually, I have always pitied Lin Ren. If he hadn't come from a poor and humble background, he should have a bright future with his talent, appearance and wit..."

"Also... I met a person who looks exactly like you in my dream. He has a completely different temperament from yours, except for the amazing similarity that he wants to fall in love with me..." Gu Yan rubbed his nose and smiled shyly =v=

Yixiao was completely immersed in his own thoughts, and continued: "He said that a man can't really love another man, you just feel interesting to me... This is also the thing I'm most afraid of"

As soon as Gu Yan heard that his sincerity was being doubted, he immediately disagreed. He put his hand on his chest with a smile, stared at him closely, and said in an almost solemn tone:

"I, Gu Yan, have loved you for several years, and my heart will never change whether it was before or in the future. When I swear to your father, you will be my fiancee."

"So my dad sold me quietly?" Tears of a smile rolled down Wei Yang's face, it's not because I was moved, hey!

"Well, accept your fate." Gu Yan turned Yixiao to face him: "Ye Yixiao, you are mine now."

Gu Yan kissed heavily on the small ribbed mouth, sucked and turned around, and responded with a smile

The doubts in my heart were self-contained, and I realized that kissing the person I like feels so sweet. I suspect that what I drank that day was sour plum soup

"Wait, did you get the dowry?"

"The hire money will be repaid in fifty installments, and each installment will be all my income for the year"

"Okay, let's go"

...............

"Wait, do you want to have sex with me?"

"Yes! But now you..."

"Tomorrow night~"

"it is good!"

…………

"and many more..."

"...?"

"You hit me"

"!!"

……

The next day, I smiled and woke up naturally, feeling very energetic. After eating the hearty and light love breakfast prepared by Gu Yan, my body has recovered most of my strength

Originally, even though he was poisoned, he was lying down all the time without any pain, and Gu Yan picked and carefully fed, and he didn't need to rest and recuperate. He didn't lose a pound, so he went out to look for what he wanted to buy.

Today is another day full of energy!

On the other side, Gu Yan also had his own thoughts, and the two tacitly did not disturb each other.

Si Mo Mo

A smile is picking the rhombic yarn

"My lord, this Ling yarn is a good item. It's just imported. It's the most fashionable at the moment. It's the most suitable gift for girls..."

"Is it easy to tear?"

"...??"

Gu Yan is picking up the curtain

exactly at noon

Smiling to the tailor

Gu Yan is ordering his servants to decorate the bedroom

"Tie the beads on the bed curtain, put some zero-season fruit on the table, and prepare clean clothes and sheets in the closet..."

Servant: Master, this is the rhythm of starting the first shot of the new year...

three moments

A smile picking out rouge and learning how to do it

"Fuck me, I'm going to be blinded by a charcoal pencil... This rouge looks like plateau red... and this red paper makes my lips look like I'm eating a child..."

Gu Yan is immersed in the strategy of the little yellow book and taking notes from time to time

"Foreplay needs to be sufficient... Lubrication work must be done well... Take a shower after finishing... Change the sheets before going to bed..."

just passed

The two were out of breath, confidently sitting down to drink tea and wait for dinner

but heard a visitor

"Hey, boys~"

"Lingren? You're still alive? Dad is so happy"

Linren walked in swaggeringly, followed by a strong man with sword eyebrows and eagle eyes

"This is..." Yixiao was surprised and said, "An adulterer?" Yixiao suddenly grabbed Lin Ren's skirt, looking aggressive

Seeing this, Gu Yan continued to drink his tea slowly, and then picked out the tea dregs in Yixiao's teacup

"Say! What did you do to Lin Guang? He was devoted to you, but you poisoned him to death together with this man. Poor Lin Dalang... My Ye Mansion even accepted a 1000 tael dowry from him."

After speaking, he looked up at the sky, trying to hide the tears that didn't exist in the first place, when he met Linren with a smile, he felt like an actor meeting a drumbeat, the two of them were full of drama!

"What? 1000 taels? I want [-]. By the way, he is Lin Guang."

"∑QAQ??? This big-eyed, spirited young man from society is that old man with an unshaven beard, poor clothes, and dry and wrinkled skin?

"Where did you get plastic surgery? I want to go too."

"You are beautiful from top to bottom, except for the extra meat"

A certain part of Linren squinting and smiling

"Don't look at him/others"

Gu Yan and Lin Guang said in unison that they pulled their daughter-in-law back in unison, which shows that this action has violated their principle of protecting their wives

.......

"By the way, what happened to you guys?" asked the smiling Tutu who was being held down on Gu's lap.

"That night, I was afraid of being retaliated by you, so I told Lin Guang to flee the scene of the crime quickly. Later, I wanted to go shopping (taopao) by myself and slipped away. I was stalked by a few gangsters at the temple at the end of the alley. They thought I was a girl. I wanted to insult me, maybe the location was too far away and no one heard my cries for help, so I was about to take out my big cock [beep——], but Lin Guang found me and rushed up to anal with someone, two He was beaten to the ground, two of them were beaten away, and he was beaten like a dog..."

Lin Ren glanced at the half-covered wound of Lin Guang's bangs, and continued: "I dragged him back to his home, afraid that he would lose money if he died, so I stayed and took care of him. After applying a facial mask, trimmed his eyebrows and shaved his beard, he lost ten catties in half a month. After recovering, he heard that his business was ruined by one-fifth. In three days, he lost another five catties. This is what he looks like now."

Lin Guang's current eyebrow shape makes his eyes very deep and charming, his cheeks are clean and comfortable, he looks much handsomer, and his figure is also better-looking

After thinking about it with a smile, he still didn't tell Lin Ren that he heard his call for help.

After all, he cherishes this friend very much...

But he asked the biggest question in his heart: "So... are you together now?"

a moment of silence...

Linren's ears turned red, and he pursed his lips

Gu Yanhe Yixiao grew up with Linren, so he understands his temperament

Lin Ren didn't blow his hair, and didn't even mutter a few words to cover up, which shows that he really put Lin Guang at ease.

Yixiao is sincerely happy for him, Lin Guang is a good man!

(Lin Guang: Meow meow??)

Moreover, Yixiao had unilaterally agreed to help Lin Guang □□ Linren in his heart, but now that he doesn't need to do anything, the friendship between him and Linren will be stronger

(Lin Guang: Meow meow!!)

But Lin Guang's lack of self-confidence made him think that Lin Ren's reticence meant denial, and his eyes dimmed a lot

Gu Yan could see the emotions of the two of them clearly, but he was too lazy to point it out, so he took a sip of tea with a smile

In addition to making money, Mr. Gu, who is in love, loves his wife and daughter-in-law. Other people's emotional paths have their own way

In the guest room, Linren looked at the fashionable script "Funny Daily in X Mansion" in a good mood

Lin Guang sat next to him, looking at his bright smile, fascinated and sad for a while, after several struggles, he finally went to grab the book of Linren's words.

"Lin Ren, I have something to think about..." "Go away"

Lin Ren slapped his hand with a notebook, and continued to read: Don't think that you can hum freely if I admit my relationship.

Lin Guang was not annoyed, and said to himself: "I haven't seen you so happy in a while. I've been bothering you for so long, so it's embarrassing for you, right? I've made up my mind, I'll get out first, let's calm down for a while"

Lin Ren's brain exploded after hearing it.

What...what's the situation()

I'm happy because I finally went all out and admitted that Goji came out of the closet, and my whole body seemed to be pierced through the celestial spiritual cover. Didn't I express it clearly?

Lin Guang didn't respond when he saw Linren, and Lin Guang couldn't see Linren's surprised expression behind the book.

Are you so disdainful?

"Take good care of yourself."

"How dare you!" Linren grabbed the last inch of the sleeve he passed by, "If you dare to leave, I'll beat you into a dog and call a dozen homosexuals to rape you"

Lin Guang paused, never thinking that Lin Ren would keep him, although the way was a bit cute, he was looking forward to hearing something

Fortunately, Linren did not disappoint this time.

He took a deep breath, and confessed bravely like a primary school student: "Do you live together! I like you too, and I want to sleep with you, so put on your condom and come to bed and wait for me tonight!"

Shame or something, if you don't have it, it's gone. . .

I like you...want to sleep with you...wait for me on the bed...tonight! !Wait for me on the bed! !

It's too exciting to be up and down in life. I thought it was a waste of time, but was suddenly confessed by the goddess. Lin Guang almost sat down on the ground, but he quickly ran out rolling and crawling

? ? ?Am I scaring him by being too open?

"Where the hell are you going!"

"I'll go get ready" came back a trembling voice that was so happy

"Pig head" cursed secretly and laughed: Forget it, now that he looks like this, he can barely eat~