Easy Tucao brainless text

On the bidding day of the same batch of Qingguan, the one who wins the top prize is recognized as a red card. If the price is as high as the top prize, it will become the new top prize

It seems that there is this kind of axiom (I don’t know who stipulated it), once crowned the title of leader, it seems to become a peerless beauty that should be admired by everyone. Even if there is no well-deserved beauty, people have to respect the three point

Since then, the tide has risen and all boats have risen, and it is rare to see a daughter.Therefore, if you can put down your wallet for the first night, it can still be used as a talking point a few years later: "The popular leader of the Qingfeng Pavilion, do you know that his little **** is still mine?"

Therefore, there are still many good-looking merchants and officials who are willing to be the first lamb, and the follow-ups come here regardless of beauty or ugliness. Eight points, the value of the leader will be even higher, and it is precisely because of this chain reaction that the brothel business can continue to thrive

But there is also a very small number of another kind of people who do not flamboyant or show off, only sleep innocent, and do not touch their bodies in love

What?You said you want Yixiao to meet such a person?

(I don't play cards according to the routine

You said that you are clean and self-sufficient and have a high EQ, and you don’t want to talk about love? Whore you?

Just like when you drink alcohol, you don't brag, you don't toss, you don't make trouble, you drink a little wine?

waste money!Good prostitution!Don't be lazy!

Pi Yibo hahahaha)

The dream is endless day and night, and it will soon be the time to compete for the top spot

Yixiao, like the other young men, let others dress up, the old bustard has been guarding here, mentioning a few words from time to time, the expression in his eyes is very satisfied

I don’t know if it’s the illusion of Yixiao, but Yixiao feels that this old bustard looks like Yingying with heavy makeup, dressed in red, with a look of expectation in his eyes, this kind of look is not the look of wanting to collect money, but another kind of more straightforward , I want to look at the eyes of gay men, as if I can't wait to sell my smile now

That's right, if there is anyone I know who will open a rabbit restaurant among the people I know, it is probably Yingying, and Mrs. Ye's investment is inevitable

With a smile, the quilt is covered with complicated red gauze, and the smooth legs will be exposed as you walk

etc!Where is my sexy leg hair?Made!

The originally big eyes are drawn upwards with a charcoal pen, and painted with red rouge, which is a bit breathtaking

Apply bright red cinnabar on the lips, and apply a certain amount of gloss on the inside, it looks really romantic

He was originally a pure young man, making people reluctant to dream about it, like a lotus in water, who would be willing to splash ink on it, but after putting on makeup, he is like a rose that is so red as to drip blood

Let people feel evil in their hearts, make people want to take it for themselves, trample on it, let the brightest red splash on their bodies, and become a vermilion mole that cannot be erased

The bustard who looked like Yingying squatted in front of Yixiao with her face in her hands, and kept praising him: "It's pretty, it's really pretty, you know, you look a lot like that great general called Zhou...how come Zhou?" with?"

She raised her eyebrows with a smile: "Jiang Zuo's romantic and beautiful husband Zhou Yu?"

"Yes, it's Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu's wife, Xiao Qiao, the breeze of love."

"......Roll rough"

Being praised so much for a beautiful smile, I felt that my identity as a man was being suspected, and my heart felt as uncomfortable as eating shit.

Smile: That little guy who jumps around with a fan all day knows that he won't kill you with the third skill, come over and add a blue buff to you.I am so happy to be praised so much!I'm a man and I'm not a man!Hey, who is that beauty in the mirror? Damn, isn’t it me? After putting on makeup, I really can’t change myself. I use Nikki-Dress UP Queen!

Put on a veil, waited calmly with a smile, the old bustard had already gone to the stage to host

I smiled and thought: If I run away now, will I be beaten to death?Can I return to the real world if I am beaten to death?That's better than being hung up and sold as pork. I don't return the money after the sale. Have you ever thought about the dignity of a pig?

Yixiao sneaked to the window, this is the first floor, and the yard is outside the window

"God help me too, this design is designed to make it easier for me to escape hahaha!" With a smile, he lifted up the layers of skirts, climbed up the window, and exerted force on the soles of his feet

咻

Opening his eyes with a smile, he was still sitting on the stool with a coquettish makeup on his face, and the old bustard was going to host the stage.

"Damn..." The dream does not allow Yixiao to act on his own will, forcibly correcting

The boys take turns to appear on the stage, and the more beautiful the boys appear, the later they appear, which makes people linger and forget the taste of frequent surprises

Seeing that the waiting room was empty, Stoudemire finally came to send a message: "Young Master, you are on the stage."

With a smile, he cheered up and walked out with light steps

Light veil dancer, with a slender waist, long hair hanging down to her legs, a few mischievous strands teasing her snow-white calf, she looks so beautiful, when she is standing

discussion among the crowd

"This stuff is pretty good!"

"Indeed, much better than the one in my family."

"Huh? Since when can you afford to raise a child moron?"

"I mean my hand hehe."

"roll roll roll."

Smiled and looked around, he had been fascinated by places like brothels for a long time

As the largest rabbit restaurant in the city, Qingfeng Pavilion looks like an ordinary restaurant. I guess I have never been to a real brothel, so it is hard to dream. The decorations are quite familiar, and the belt is not 100 Are the two bought fakes?The hairpin lady also has a set on her head, and the screen is even more outrageous. Lin Guang gave it to Linren, and we used it as a table for playing cards.

It seems that the scene is something that the dreamer has seen before he was alive, and cannot be fabricated out of thin air, oh oh, author, you let me down so much

There are really a lot of people here. It turns out that there are quite a few good men. Maybe it's not so bad if men and women fall in love. If one day I can be with Gu Yan, I don't know if he can bear the criticism.

Mom starts introducing him and blows him up to perfection

Someone down there couldn't hold back the booing

"Why don't you want to see people with a veil? Could it be that other places are so ugly that you can only use a pair of eyes to sensationalize?"

It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, one after another people echoed and booed

Seeing this fierce response, my mother was very proud, but she still wanted to appease everyone with a good voice.

Many of these people came to bid for the finale with a lot of money, and there were even more distinguished guests who were inconvenient to show up in the cubicle on the second floor, and among them were inevitably dignitaries or local gentry.

Mom winks at a smile

Undo the veil with a smile

Showing an impeccable tall nose and rosy mouth

The noise stopped abruptly

People without money quietly appreciate this wonderful handicraft, while people with money are appraising it in their hearts, but no matter how you look at it, this is a great deal

Xiao Si took a drawing board one person tall, smiled and picked up a white jade-like paintbrush, dipped it in clear water, and painted quickly and lightly. Naturally, no trace of water was visible on the paper.

The voice of conversation and discussion in the audience sounded again

In the antique room

A handsome man sits on the head of the bed, guarding an unconscious teenager

He muttered to himself, said sorry and affectionate words, and then kissed the boy on the forehead

pooh

The smile in the painting paused

Forehead... There seems to be strange tactile circles spreading out

Lifting the paintbrush and looking at the sticky paint marks, when he wrote again, there was a malicious smile on the corner of his mouth

The guests smiled when they saw the beauty, and even the last trace of complaints disappeared.

Such a beautiful person, it will be difficult for daughters to see each other in the future, why not appreciate it now

patter

"The painting is finished" put down the pen with a smile, and curtsied to the guests

The boy showed the drawing board to everyone, but it was blank. Is it a trick or something else?

A pot of golden sand comes forward and splashes upwards, and a beautiful and delicate erotic picture appears vividly on the paper

public uproar

Me and my little friends are shocked!

It turned out that the original water stain was not water, but glue

I saw two men making love in the pool, one white, tender and beautiful is the artist himself, the other has a straight nose and thin lips, with a well-proportioned figure, the strange thing is that he is not painted with eyes, but he does not let it go People suspect that he is a good son of Zhuoshi

The surrounding flowers and rocks blocked the parts below the waist and abdomen of the two of them, and only Yixiao was sitting on each other's body. The man put one arm around Yixiao's waist, and put the other hand on the back of Yixiao's head, lightly imprinting a kiss on the forehead.

In the picture, the corner of the lips is smiling, and the elbow rests on the chest of the other party

The spring water wets the bodies of the two, and the wet hair sticks to Yixiao's bare back and thin neck, making Yixiao look extremely charming and indistinguishable from male and female, and makes people want to peek at the beauty in the flowers

In a wing room on the second floor, a long hand gripped the wine glass tightly and gave orders: "Compete him down!"

Seeing that the guests seem to have lost their souls, the mother hurriedly started the bidding session

Yixiao had no interest in how much he was worth, so he sneaked away first. In the eyes of everyone, he was just aloof

The guests behind us spent a lot of money and shouted endlessly

In fact, I didn’t want to draw this at the beginning, but to copy the picture of multiple women serving husbands. According to the requirements, it is to arouse the desire of men, make them dizzy, and think that they are dragons among men, so that guests will be willing to spend money.

But at that time, the feeling on his forehead made him think of Gu Yan, so he temporarily changed his mind, changed the original trace to Huashiquanchi, and drew a picture that he only dared to dream about in his dreams.

Anyway, this is in a dream, I have nothing to fear, if I have the ability to call Gu Yan!

But Gu Yan can't be looked at by others for nothing, so he hides his eyes. In the end, he dares not smile. The feelings for Gu Yan are worrying about gains and losses. The Sha family sisters like Gu Yan, but it's not that they can't feel it when they smile. A gorgeous person can win the favor of a girl without doing anything

When I was in Gu Yan's mansion, I could also feel his desire to be intimate with me. If I hadn't fallen into a dream, I don't know if I have reached that step with Gu Yan.

Loving someone can make people scorching like the sun, but also make people humble like dust. When you smile, you don’t know how good you are, and you’re afraid that the other person will know that you have such thoughts, but you don’t know that the other person has the same desire earlier and more frequently... …

(Gu Yan: To tell you the truth, I've missed you for a long time)

After inquiring about the news, the boy ran in happily, with a proud expression on his face: "Master, your price today has been rising all the way, much higher than others, and finally a customer bid you double the price, You are now the oiran in the building."

Double the price...

Isn't that what the dandy young master can do?

Anyway, I am a passer-by in a dream, a lotus bone in the mud, and a good citizen of this city who keeps his own way. I will never show interest in such things. There is only one thing in my heart, and that is Gu Yan.

"Is he handsome?"

"It is said that the face is like a crown of jade, and it has the face of Xu Gong in the north of the city"

"I can see you soon" hahahahaha