Cannon fodder's death manual

Early the next morning, Xiao Di woke up with two big dark circles under his eyes. He tossed and turned all night yesterday and couldn't think of any effective solution. The salted fish was still a salted fish without any change. Brushing his teeth in the mirror with a blank face, he glanced at the calendar hanging next to him, Xiao Di felt no wavering in his heart: Oh...Monday, it's time to go to school...

Going to school... It is inevitable that the protagonist will encounter such disturbing things. I will not mention it. In the practical class, I must operate the mecha on the spot!The original owner of this course can return full marks!There are almost zero mistakes in mech operation!The damn original owner is obviously an official second generation, so Mao Hui is so good!Wouldn't it be nice to just be a salted fish with peace of mind?Being so outstanding is really a vain second-generation official status!Labor and capital are not the original owner, how could such a thing as a mecha!Labor and management have never seen that junk thing before!How is this different from forcing a primitive man to fly a plane in modern society!As long as you go to school, it must be a proper OOC!

No, you can't just go to school like this!Xiao Di thought firmly.

After washing up, the nanny robot at home has already prepared breakfast, sat at the table and ate breakfast with a sigh, Xiao Di sat at the table in a daze, alas... what should I do, I can't stop going to school for the rest of my life, right? After that How is the plot going! ! !

"Linglingling——" It's almost time for school, and the nanny robot at home suddenly rang a bell, and then Xiao Yan's deep and magnetic voice came out, "Adi, it's getting late, it's time to go to school .”

Hearing Brother Cheap's voice, Xiao Di bounced off the sofa instantly with a shiver all over his body, looked around vigilantly, and was relieved when he saw that it was the damn robot, and slowly lay down on the sofa to continue Ge You's paralysis—— Emma Emma scared Laozi to death, thinking that the cheap brother came back...

snort!If you don't go to school, what can you do with wages!

Sheng was paralyzed on the sofa for a long time, turning over the plot outline in his mind over and over again, trying to find a breakthrough in the plot, to see if there was any way to continue the salty fish and complete the task... Outlining the morning outline, Xiao Di sighed in despair. This week's mission really cannot be accomplished by being a salted fish. If nothing else, just the Andromeda Bandit Suppression can't be accomplished by being a salted fish. Done!If you don't know how to operate a mech and go to the battlefield, do you want to perform fancy suicide for the enemy to see?

Sigh... It would be great if Bazahei was here at a time like this. If the dead fat cat is here, at least he can help labor and management find a way, and at the very least, he can teach labor and management how to control those damn mechs...

stop stop stop stop!Why do I keep thinking about that damned fat cat recently!What good is that fat cat!Fat and arrogant and a pervert/sexual/sexual maniac, what do you want him to do!You must rely on yourself!

Shaking his head violently to throw Bazahei out of his mind, Xiao Di suddenly let out a "huh". He was surprised to see a blue icon behind the "Character Status" column on the control panel. button, "Mech Operation".

yes!There is a system of labor and capital!Although the stupid system is more cheating, the system is always the system!In addition to always posting cheating tasks, it can barely be regarded as a cheat for labor and management!Isn't it very powerful this time!

Excitedly clicked on the "Mech Operation", stared at the small circle that was constantly rotating expectantly for a long time, his eyes were sore but nothing happened, only the cold notification sound of the idiot system: Sorry, not yet. A mecha was detected and the system could not establish a connection.

grass!Stupid system, are you kidding me!What does it mean that the mecha has not been detected?Why is this broken button useless?It's useless to put it there to moles labor and capital!

… After studying it carefully for a long time, Xiao Di sighed in disappointment. Labor and management are really idiots who have expectations for a stupid system. They thought they could become gods in one fell swoop by pressing this button. Now it seems that it is just a dream. Cannon fodder, delusional thinking about becoming a god, it's better to wash up and sleep!

But... Although it has not been turned into a god, the existence of this button is still very interesting. It is unbelievable to say that this labor is set up by the system to moles labor and capital. It must be more or less useful... It seems You need a mecha to determine the function of this button...

Unexpectedly, not long after I was disappointed with the system, the system delivered another critical attack: Ding——Player is required to learn and master the mecha operation within three days.

Xiao Di is expressionless: I have a sentence about MMP, I don't know if I should say it or not...

The first thing to do is to find mechas to test the system, but where can I find mechas...Mechas are military equipment, and they are strictly controlled within the federation, just like the heaven/challenge controls guns/guns, regular military use Mecha, except for the military department and the military academy under the military department, privately buying military mechas in other places is a crime of treason.

Needless to say, the military department, the school has armored labor and management can go to the school!That must be impossible!The labor and management personnel in the school are the second generation of academic priests with extraordinary talents, the kind who never studied and could get the first place in the exam. It's strange that they can't be doubted if they become mecha rookies in an instant!

No, you can't go to school!Going to school and labor management will be OOC!

But... If you don't go to school, where is the mecha for labor and capital to practice? Without mecha training, labor and capital just sit and wait...

After thinking for a long time with a sad face, Xiao Di suddenly had an idea, eh?Wait, it seems that there is such a place!

Half an hour later, Xiao Di, who was wearing sunglasses and covering his mask tightly, got off the suspension car at the entrance of the Paradise Club, looking up at the magnificent signboard of the Paradise Club, Xiao Di nodded in satisfaction , is worthy of being the largest aristocratic entertainment venue in the Federation, and it really lives up to its reputation.

Everyone knows the truth when it is said to be an "entertainment place". If you don't touch pornography/gambling/drug gangsters, you are ashamed to call yourself an entertainment place. It can be the largest in the entire Interstellar Federation. Of course, the Paradise Club is no exception. Comprehensively, it is said that the boss of Heaven is a very well-connected person, who seems to have a military background, but Xiao Di, who is not a strong background, doesn't care. What Xiao Di cares most about is that there are opportunities for the nobles to have fun in Heaven. A fight club.

The outline says that the protagonist Shou's family had a very difficult period. At that time, he participated in the underground mech fighting in the club in Paradise. The nature was similar to that of underground black boxing. Of course it was illegal, but it was indeed very profitable.

As the number one dandy in the military academy, the original owner of course often comes to this kind of place, but unlike the protagonist, coming to this kind of place is pure entertainment. He has a high-level VIP gold card in heaven, and places like massage and foot washing are often done. , it was the first time to train mechs.

Xiao Di took a deep breath and went in, turning a blind eye to the various gestures of the front desk lady, but went straight to the point and swung the gold card, "Mecha club, private training ground, three-day charter."

"Okay, Master Xiao, wait a moment." After swiping the card, the front desk lady gave him a sweet smile, and Xiao Di was so frightened that he quickly covered the mask on his face - motherfucker labor and capital were all covered in this ghostly look You can still be recognized!If it is known that Laozi is secretly practicing mechs in this kind of place, then Laozi's learning god will collapse in minutes! ! !

The front desk lady handed the VIP gold card to the nervous Xiao Di with an innocent face, "Young Master Xiao please."

After completing the formalities, he entered the empty private training ground. After the reception lady who led the way left, Xiao Di quickly looked at the huge mecha standing in the corner, um... this is the real Gundam, it looks so cool!

Sure enough, every man has a Gundam dream in his heart, and Xiao Di is no exception. After standing at the foot of the mecha and feeling left and right, he climbed the ladder to the cockpit on the back of the mecha and sat in it. After looking at the densely packed keyboard buttons in front of him with a dazed face, Xiao Di suddenly had a headache and his heart was ashamed. Damn, this is really not something that a salty fish like labor and capital can learn!Just give the labor and management three days to learn this crap, you foolish system, you are sure you are not teasing the labor and management!Is it true that labor and capital are the original owner's talent!

Desperately opening the control panel, and clicking the button named "Mecha Operation", Xiao Di no longer had any expectations for the idiot system in his heart.

"Ding - testing the mech...

Mecha inspection completed, model NM-25500,

pairing...

The mechs are paired successfully, and the Player can operate with confidence. "

Xiao Di sat up in shock from dying illness: What the hell!Maybe it's okay...it's really possible!

After the connection between the mecha and the system was established, Xiao Di immediately felt a very strange feeling in his heart. This feeling was very strange, as if the mecha was a part of his own body, and controlling it was like controlling his own body. The body is as simple as the body, just need to use a little brain, the mech will obediently follow its own instructions, and there is no need to operate the keyboard in front of it.

Controlling the mecha to walk forward tremblingly, Xiao Di sat in the cockpit and nodded in satisfaction, and the mecha outside also clicked twice on the metal head——the idiot system finally gave power once, this control skill Labor and management gave it a 720-degree spiral praise!

Three days later, the electronic door of the training ground slowly slid open, and Xiao Di walked out calmly. The training ground behind him was full of bumps and dilapidated, as if he had been attacked by some kind of terrorist attack, but Xiao Di himself looked like a new student—— Bazahei no longer has to worry about the learning of labor and management!Cannon fodder card system, you deserve it~

With mere mech operations, let this cannon fodder blind you mortals! ! !

When he got out of the training ground and was about to leave Paradise, Xiao Di was surprised to find that Paradise was also very lively during the daytime. People coming and going in well-dressed clothes were all walking in the same direction. Looking at the front desk lady anxiously, "What are these people doing?"

The front desk lady smiled coquettishly at the gold card in his hand, "Master Xiao, don't you know that today is the Federal Auction! It's only held once a quarter, and all the things sold are hard to come by. Good stuff, if you miss it, you won’t have it.”

"Oh...that's it..." Xiao Di nodded thoughtfully. In fact, he is not interested in any messy auctions, but this is definitely a good opportunity for him to learn a lot. I don't know, completely like a bumpkin, as the number one dandy, if you don't dare to gain knowledge quickly, you will be destroyed!

Determined to meet the big world, after Xiao Di exchanged the number plate, she was led into the venue by the caring lady at the front desk. After sitting on the sofa for a long time, the auction officially started. However, not long after the auction started, Xiao Di was on pins and needles Those strange and rare energy ores are a bit interesting at the beginning, but they become more and more boring later on. As a country bumpkin, he really can't understand the value of those strange stones, let alone why those people want to pay for a piece of them. Stone grabbed his head.

Covering his mouth and yawning big, he sat there bored and kept nodding. Suddenly, Xiao Di, who was still drowsy, was attracted by the mysterious tone of the host.

"The next item comes from the constellation Cygnus which is more than 40 billion light-years away from the Federation Alpha star. It is unique and one of the most anticipated items in this auction. I believe many people will come to participate in this auction just to see Looking at this mysterious commodity, everyone knows that Cygnus is very far away from Alpha star, where the civilization is backward and the climate is harsh..."

What the hell?What is selling so awesome?Xiao Di looked around in bewilderment, and saw that the eyes of everyone around him looked extremely expectant. He looked at the display stand strangely, and saw two staff members pushing a big cage half the height of a person to the booth. In the center of the booth, a thick red velvet curtain was mysteriously covering the cage, making it impossible to see what was inside.

Looking at the mysterious cage on the booth, Xiao Di frowned slightly. What the hell is it still in a cage? It doesn't feel like a good thing...

"Then... let's wait and see..." After finishing speaking, the host pulled back the heavy curtain covering the cage.

The moment the curtain was lifted, the audience was in an uproar, and when he saw clearly what was in the cage, Xiao Di suddenly stood up from his seat with a solemn expression.