Cannon fodder's death manual

"call--"

Taking a deep breath and sitting up in the system space, Xiao Di touched his head in a dazed expression—what's going on, why did he come back from death all of a sudden?What the hell happened just now?Which bastard is going to kill labor and capital?Why did labor and management hang up so unclearly?Even if it is cannon fodder, it is not easy to kill so inexplicably!

Cannon fodder have no human rights!Should cannon fodder be discriminated against?Cannon fodder deserve to die so inexplicably!Has the cannon fodder eaten your rice? You bully the cannon fodder! ! !

Cursing and opening the task panel, Xiao Di was surprised to see a blue seal behind "Eight Weeks", "Success".

"!!!"

Three exclamation points are not enough to express the surprise of labor and management at the moment, okay?He died so unclearly that he thought that this week's episode would definitely fail, but he didn't expect to be so successful after opening the cover?Can this all work? !Emma Laozi is indeed a genius!

Not long after being complacent, Xiao Di suddenly let out a "huh", and the small folder behind the eighth week was actually signed "Tang Yi".

"...Tang Yi...who is this?"

Xiao Di muttered inexplicably, this week, labor and management don't know anyone with the surname Tang... um... Maybe it's a passer-by!who cares!Anyway, labor and management have already succeeded in this week's show, so it doesn't matter what Tang Yi Tang Er is!It makes sense to do a good job next week!

After deleting that inexplicable folder, the next episode started as scheduled.

"The Nine Weeks game starts, the system will send the player to the game world after a beep, please get ready. Beep——"

"Chirp—"

Suddenly there was a pleasant bird song in his ear, and Xiao Di moved his body slightly after regaining consciousness. The rustle of tip.

When he opened his eyes, the bright sunlight hurt his eyes, he frowned and stretched out his hand to cover the sunlight in front of him a little, when he was startled by the hand stretched out in front of his eyes——Emma can also call it a fucking hand ?This **** is simply a claw!

Although the Nine-Tailed Fox was startled when it saw its own claws that week, the startle this time was obviously much more frightening than that - the thick black claws in front of the eyes and the furry white hair of the Nine-Tailed Fox The little paws are basically two styles of painting!

Look at the sharp onychomycosis like a hook, look at the mane that pricks your hand like a steel needle, and look at the black and hard pad in the center of the claw, this is a beast at all!

So this week's labor and management are not human?Is it a beast?Alas, I don't seem to expect what I will look like this week... What should I do if Zhang Cheng goes out like this and scares my little friend swollen! !

Lying in the grass and mourning alone for a while, Xiao Di got up from the ground with a grunt, stood on the ground instinctively, turned his furry head left and right and looked around, um, safe, no one else... What the hell here It's just a primeval forest, right?Some people are strange!

Since no one was around, and he really didn't know where the hell he was, Xiao Di quickly opened the "Synopsis Outline" to see what the hell this week is about.

After quickly finishing the outline, Xiao Di, who had lost all three views, slapped the plot outline in his mind on the ground—after experiencing so many worlds, he finally ushered in this wonderful world where men can also have children!

grass!Labor and capital have only ever wondered how they maintain the population balance in this homosexual game where all the people are gay. They thought it was mitosis, and they were slapped in the face. Men in this world can also have children!Men can also have children, dare you believe it! ! !

Believe it or not, there is no way, this world is such a wonderful setting.

According to the plot outline, this is an orc world where humans do not exist.There are two genders in this world. One is the "beastman" who is physically strong and powerful. His body shape can be switched between human and beast at will. In the tribe, he is responsible for hunting in the mountains to support his family, which is equivalent to "male".The other is the "sub-beast" whose body is weak and needs protection. The sub-beast only has human form, and its appearance is similar to that of a human male. It is equivalent to a "female" in the orc world-yes, it is this kind of weird Sub-beast, although it looks like a man on the outside, but he can give birth to children!God is not amazing!Let me ask you if you are amazing!Don't ask labor and management where and how they gave birth to their children. Don't you find it curious to ask such questions!Labor and management feel numb on the soles of their feet even thinking about it, okay?

In short, according to the wonderful setting of this world, the orcs are stronger, and they scramble for territory outside to grab the sub-beasts, while the sub-beasts are weaker, and they need the protection of the orcs everywhere, and they are mainly responsible for passing on the family line at home. An Anxin is living comfortably in front of the orc's vassal.

Of course, all of the above are talking about ordinary passerby Jiaya beasts, not including the protagonist Shou of this week's program!The protagonist Shou is no ordinary salted fish and sub-beast!

The main character of this week, Shou, was originally a field soldier in modern society. After he sacrificed his life for his country at a young age, he accidentally traveled to the world of orcs. Fortunately, he passed on to a young Asian beast—yes, this is still a time-traveling story.

Traveling to this world, as a progressive youth in the 21st century, and as a loyal, patriotic and upright soldier brother, the protagonist Shou can't be like a native born and bred ignorant aborigine and wait to die, let alone give birth to a child at home like an ordinary sub-beast. Boy - what's the difference between doing this and a salted fish!

The protagonist Shou is of course not a salted fish. On the contrary, the character set of the protagonist Shou this week is "the strongest sub-beast in the lost forest".Although the species has changed and the function of giving birth has been added in the primitive jungle where he is not familiar with his life, but this is not a problem for the protagonist who is an excellent field soldier. He adapts quickly, and because Proficient in all kinds of field combat skills and wilderness survival techniques, life is not only good, but also more advanced human civilization to the orc society, using self-made bows/crossbows/arrows and various unpredictable traps to make up for the lack of strength Congenital defects broke the tradition that weak sub-beasts cannot participate in hunting and can only take care of their children at home, and became the strongest sub-beast, successfully blinding the eyes of all mortal beasts.

As a precious and rare sub-beast, the protagonist must have many suitors, and the protagonist Gong is one of them.

The protagonist of this week's goal, Gong, is a native and strong tiger orc. He lives in the same tribe as the protagonist Shou. He was the suitor of the original owner of this body before the protagonist Shou crossed over.After the protagonist Shou crossed over, he showed unparalleled field combat skills. As a sub-beast, he was able to hunt alone without relying on the orcs, which aroused the protagonist Gong's strong interest.After seeing the wonderful self-made weapons and the exquisitely arranged traps of the protagonist, the discerning protagonist Gong can see that these things are unusual at a glance, and eagerly asks for advice humbly. When the sub-beast went deep into the jungle to hunt by itself, the protagonist Gong took the initiative to hunt with the protagonist Shou. During the fight side by side, he teased the man and studied at the same time, and finally overcome all difficulties and embraced the beauty.

Xiao Di this week...Unfortunately, Xiao Di is one of those "antique orcs" with backward thinking.Zhoumu Xiaodi's character design this time is a machismo and an adult wolf orc in the late stage of animal cancer, one of the protagonist's suitors.

Straight animal cancer!In this guy's eyes, all sub-beasts should stay at home obediently and take care of their children. The sub-beasts are so dangerous and weak outside, so they run around casually, and want to learn from orcs to hunt?What nonsense!Cool Love and I go home and take the kids!

Therefore, in the matter of pursuing the protagonist Shou, this beast-cancer guy made a strategic mistake-he pursued the protagonist Shou in the same way as he pursued ordinary sub-beasts.Like all courting orcs, this guy diligently puts the prey at the protagonist's door, diligently wants to be the protagonist's flower protector, and shows his presence in front of the protagonist every day. It is estimated that the courtship has been successful long ago, but the protagonist suffers differently!As a progressive young man, the protagonist Shou doesn't care about his favors at all, and he doesn't want to eat what is cheap. The protagonist Shou would rather go out hunting by himself than touch Xiao Di's tribute.

It's just that I can't catch up with the protagonist shou. What really makes the protagonist shou so annoying is this guy's straight animal cancer. Every time the protagonist shou wants to go hunting, this guy will obstruct him in every way, and persuade him with all his heart. The protagonist should stay safe and return to the family. Brainwashing the protagonist to go hunting is the business of orcs. You sub-beast should stay at home obediently and take care of your children. Let the orcs do all these things!

When the protagonist Gong wants to take the protagonist Shou out to hunt, this guy is also persuading the protagonist Shou in various ways, persuading the protagonist Shou to turn from good to good as soon as possible, and angry at the protagonist Gong for leading the protagonist Shou to go out hunting, this guy has ulterior motives, and there is a strong sense of straight animal cancer between the lines The breath made the protagonist Gong and the protagonist feel unbearable, and this method of treating the protagonist Shou as a woman also successfully changed the protagonist Shou's favorability value to negative.

The love of cannon fodder is not good after all. Although this guy’s straightforward thinking and behavior are annoying, this guy’s pursuit of the protagonist Shou is sincere. The reason why he is cannon fodder is because the protagonist Shou was in danger when he went hunting alone. , this big brother sacrificed his life to save the protagonist Shou, and tried his best to save the protagonist Shou, but he himself was also cannon fodder.

"Hmm... so Zhoumu Laozi is a straight beast, cancer wolf orc?" After reading the outline, Xiao Di looked down thoughtfully at his body covered with hard gray manes. What a strange body structure that a man can actually bear a child!To be honest, being a beast is better than being a man who can bear children!If labor and management are really made to dress up as sub-beasts that can give birth to children, then labor and management will definitely kill themselves in minutes!Don't think labor is joking! !

But having said that, didn't it mean that orcs can freely switch between human and animal forms!Xiao Di lowered his head and looked at his thick wolf claws with disgust, that means labor and capital can become human!That's good, that's good, it's so scary to always be in the form of a wolf, it's more convenient to become a human, but...transformation or something... Labor and capital are not the original owners, so they don't know it at all!

"Hmm...transfiguration..." Xiao Di muttered, trying to find the feeling of transformation, tsk!At that time in Nine-Tailed Fox, he used the form of a fox to forcefully last a whole week because he couldn't change form, but now he can't!Transformation is an innate skill of orcs. As an orc, if you don't know how to transform, it's a proper OOC!No, you can't be as decadent as the Nine-Tailed Fox in Zhou Mu!Taking advantage of the fact that there is no labor and management now, you must learn to transform quickly! !

……Eh?etc!Speaking of the Nine-Tailed Fox's Zhoumu, did labor and capital finally learn to transform into form! ?How did you learn it?What was it like to take shape at that time?They all change from animals to humans, the principle should be similar...

Thinking of this, Xiao Di closed his eyes and tried hard to recall the feeling when the nine-tailed fox transformed into the form at that time, trying to regain the feeling of transforming in this body... When he opened his eyes again, Xiao Di was surprised to find that he The angle of view became higher. When I stretched out my hand, I found that it was no longer the claws just now, but a pair of human hands with sharp nails. When I looked down at my body, I was surprised to find that the mane had disappeared. Has completely turned into a human body, still naked.

grass!I was caught off guard and ran naked! !

Fortunately, no one saw this in the wilderness, otherwise it would be embarrassing for labor and capital!Looking around and seeing that there seemed to be no clothes or anything else that could be worn around, Xiao Di cursed inwardly, did the damn original owner come here naked! !

I don't know what kind of clothes other orcs in this world wear... Or is it barbaric and uncivilized who don't wear clothes?All orcs running naked?It's scary to think about it that way!As a well-educated young man, Xiao Di certainly couldn't just walk the bird naked like this, but he couldn't find anything to wear around, so he could only pull the big tail behind his butt to the front with a bitter face to cover it slightly At the important part, he walked two steps twitching like a thief with his legs intertwined.

"... Forget it!" After two steps, Xiao Di gave up resisting, let go of his tail and bent over and turned into a big wolf again—running naked with a human body really still can't get over the hurdle in his heart...

Turned into a wolf again, Xiao Di spread his hooves and ran in the jungle. The most urgent thing is to find the tribe where the original owner lives and go home. Let’s see what the world is like. It’s okay for such a person to stay in this wilderness. Not a solution.

After running in the direction indicated by the system for a while, panting heavily, he quickly ran out of the jungle. There is a village here, it seems that this is the right place.

Just about to jump down the hillside to return to the tribe, Xiao Di lowered his head and saw a handsome man wearing animal skin and carrying a dead deer walking down the hillside, looking at the pair of pointed animal ears on the top of the man's head and the long tail waving casually behind the buttocks, Xiao Di hid back a little to prevent him from seeing him——this made him look like an orc like himself, and he didn't know if he knew the original owner, so he just went out like this and didn't reveal his secrets!Let's hide for a while...huh? !

Suddenly seeing the man's conspicuous golden and silver eyes, Xiao Di was so excited that he almost cried with joy, Emma Emma Bazaha!In this strange world where he was born and lived, he finally met an acquaintance!I was so moved that I wanted to cry, didn't I!

"Baza Black!!!"

While calling Bazahei's name, he jumped down from the hillside vigorously, and when he landed in front of the man, he instantly transformed into a human form, holding the man's hand with all his heart and pouring out his heart, "I found you! Dead Fat Cat, you don’t even know how scary this episode is! It’s not scary for a man to have children! Just now, after reading the outline, the three views of labor and capital are all broken, and you can’t save them! Do you know that? Fortunately, labor and capital can’t have children. If you let Laozi have a child, it’s better to die now hahaha... By the way, fat cat, do you know what happened in Zhoumu, why Laozi died for no reason..."

Silently looking at Xiao Di who was naked in front of him/with a frozen expression, the man frowned with indifference, "Xiao Di, what kind of tricks are you playing again?"

"Me? Playing tricks?" Xiao Di pointed at his nose in bewilderment, then looked suspiciously up and down at the man in front of him, "What's wrong with you, fat cat! Don't know Laozi anymore? You won't lose your memory, right? It can’t be so bloody! It’s me! I’m Xiao Di! Do you remember? By the way, where did your clothes come from? Just now I thought that all orcs in this world don’t wear clothes hahaha..."

Suddenly seeing another handsome young man with gold and silver demon eyes standing behind the man, Xiao Di's smile froze on his face, his voice became smaller and smaller until it disappeared completely, and his horrified eyes kept going back and forth on the faces of the man and the young man. He lingered until he saw the "idiot" expression flash across the young man's face, Xiao Di hurriedly withdrew the man's hand as if electrocuted, and hurriedly covered his important parts with a horrified expression, apologizing repeatedly, "I'm sorry I recognized the wrong person..." After speaking, he turned into a big wolf with a bang, and fled into the woods with his hooves slithering.

Emma Emma is so ashamed...

"...Brother, I'll go and see him." Seeing the back of the idiot running away, Bazahei, whose face was full of black lines, greeted and was about to chase after him.

"When did you have such a good relationship with that guy." The man frowned dissatisfied.

"Uh..." Bazahei laughed twice, "...just now!" After speaking, Bazahei stuffed all the prey in his hand to the man, turned around and chased after him into the jungle.