Cannon fodder's death manual

"Suicide?" A blue vein popped up on Baza's black forehead, "Did you commit suicide because you wanted me to go to the recycle bin to pick you up! You idiot!"

"Then what do you ask labor and capital to do?" Xiao Di propped up his upper body and sat on the bed. "Lao and capital are a good-for-nothing who can't even fire a gun. It is simply impossible for labor and capital to assassinate the head of state! What's the difference between letting labor and capital commit suicide!" As he talked, Xiao Di stared at Bazahei and scolded angrily, "You really will make trouble for labor and capital! What kind of assassination are you doing! I'm afraid labor and capital are living too much. Comfortable, isn't it... what kind of eyes are you, fat cat! Do I have leeks in my teeth!"

Looking at Xiao Di's angry stare with pity, Bazahei silently took out a long list from his pocket and handed it to Xiao Di, "I'm sorry to inform you that until you are stabbed and cannon fodder by the protagonist, you The schedule has already been fully booked, here, this seat compiled the list for you overnight."

"These..." Xiao Di quickly finished the long list, looked up at Bazahei with a desperate expression, "...are all...the mission targets that labor and management want to assassinate?"

Bazahei nodded sympathetically, "Otherwise, do you think that the original owner, the number one killer, just slept with the Leader? The base has a performance appraisal system for killers, and if your performance does not meet the standards, you will be removed from the killer list. Even if you sleep with me, it's useless."

"How can it be like this... labor and management don't go!" Xiao Di collapsed on the bed and rolled around, "don't go, don't go, don't go..."

"If you don't go, you'll be OOC," Bazahei stated the fact that made Xiao Di despair, "If you don't go, you're not a killer male favorite, you're just a simple male favorite."

When Xiao Di heard this, he suddenly stopped from rolling, stretched his neck and looked at Bazahei firmly, "Just let me be a simple male pet! Master!"

Bazaar black:. . . .

"Crack!" Bazahei suddenly bent down, grasped Xiao Di's ankles and pulled Xiao Di's body down, put his hands on Xiao Di's ears and looked dangerously at Xiao Di, "What did you just say? I didn't hear you clearly, please say it again."

Xiao Di:! ! !

"What I said just now...wasn't it just to assassinate a head of state? What a trivial matter! Tomorrow, labor and management will start tomorrow!" Xiao Di, who was cowardly, laughed dryly twice, and promised with cold sweat, "I promise that I will not disappoint the organization's opponents." My expectations!" After speaking, he rolled from under Bazahei to the other side of the big bed, "You, you can rest assured!"

Bazahei: To deal with this kind of mud that can't support the wall, violence and coercion are the most effective...

Wearing a black hoodie and biting a popsicle in his mouth, he stood under the Capitol of country A with a distressed face, facing the sun and looking up at the tall gothic top of the Capitol. Xiao Di sighed silently, the head of state Ah...then how can such a worthless piece of labor and management be able to assassinate...

Damn fat cat!It will really make labor and management unhappy!If I had known that I wouldn’t be brave that day, what’s wrong with just being a man’s pet honestly? It’s delicious, delicious, and comfortable. Sure enough, that kind of life is suitable for useless workers like labor and capital... Thinking of this, Xiao Bazahei's neat eight-pack abs suddenly flashed in Di's mind, and he shivered suddenly and shook his head—forget it, labor and management should honestly consider how to assassinate the president!

Looking at the tall Capitol building with a look of despair, alas, it would be great if labor and capital had superpowers...

Sitting slumped on a bench under the Capitol building, biting a bare popsicle stick, a pigeon boldly landed beside Xiao Di and pecked a piece of popcorn that Xiao Di put on the chair, flapping its wings and flying away. After leaving, he left a pile of bird droppings on the bench next to Xiao Di. Looking at the mocking bird droppings, Xiao Di suddenly became more and more indifferent—life is already so difficult, even a bird comes to mock labor and management... …

Sitting under the Capitol from morning to night, when the lights first came on, Xiao Di took a taxi back to the hotel where he was staying with his shoulders slumped and his face depressed. Just as he opened the door, he found signs that the room had been invaded on the porch. The note on the ground that should have been caught in the crack of the door made Xiao Di feel alarm bells in his heart, wondering if his identity had been exposed?horrible!The security personnel next to the head of state should not be underestimated. Labor and management have only been watching under the Capitol for three days, and they were caught so soon?

Holding the gun in his arms, he walked across the porch silently, holding the gun and hiding behind the corner of the porch, taking a deep breath. Just as he was about to attack, someone patted his shoulder lightly from behind one time……

Done! ! !

One of the taboos of professional killers: Don't look forward to the future, just expose your back to the enemy so casually, do you think you don't die fast enough! ! !

After being taken aback, Xiao Di reacted quickly and quickly turned around and turned his gun, trying to seize the opportunity as much as possible and shoot the man in the head before he could react.Unexpectedly, just as the muzzle of the gun touched the man's body and before he could pull the trigger, the man behind him shot out like lightning, grabbed Xiao Di's hand holding the gun and pushed Xiao Di against the wall.Xiao Di, who was caught off guard by being pressed against the wall, reflexively pulled the trigger/trigger hard to break free, but clicked twice but did not pull because the trigger/trigger was blocked.

"Not bad, you idiot, and you know you need to use the insurance." The man glanced at his index finger stuck between the body of the gun and the trigger/trigger, and then whispered twice in Xiao Di's ear, "It seems that this seat is right for you." Your special training is quite effective!"

Xiao Di:! ! !

Pulling off the black mask on the man's face, Xiao Di immediately turned black when he saw Bazahei's face that deserved a beating, and struggled angrily under Bazahei's hands, "Fuck! Why are you! Let it go quickly!" Open labor!"

He handed over the gun in Xiao Di's hand, unloaded the magazine and threw it aside, Bazahei let go of Xiao Di, "What kind of expression do you have, shouldn't you be happy to see me! Otherwise, you think You fool alone can kill the head of state?"

Xiao Di, who was rubbing his wrists and walking towards the living room, stopped instantly and turned around suspiciously, "Are you here to help labor and management?" You are still here to watch labor and management jokes!

"Hmm~" Bazahei blinked his black eyes at Xiao Di, walked into the living room in two or three steps under Xiao Di's suspicious gaze, sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, and raised his haughty chin at Xiao Di "Thank you Lord Ron soon", "Otherwise, why do you think that with my status, why did you come all the way to country A?"

"Are you so kind, fat cat?" Xiao Di looked in disbelief. It would be good if this fat cat didn't cheat him, and how could he offer to help him with such kindness?No... there is some big conspiracy!

"Hmph!" Seeing Xiao Di's disapproval, Bazahei snorted coldly and took out a stack of photos from his pocket and threw them on the coffee table, "Look at how stupid you are! Without me, the security personnel of country A If your IQ is reduced by another [-] percentage points, you may not be able to complete the task smoothly!"

Picking up the photos from the coffee table and quickly swiping through them one by one, seeing that they were all of him lying dead in various angles at the gate of the Capitol building, Xiao Di, who was publicly executed, blushed instantly in embarrassment, " ... Labor and management are just waiting for a rabbit! ... Damn fat cat, you actually sent someone to monitor labor and management!"

"Do you still need to send someone to monitor you? I am an observer." Bazahei snorted, "Don't look at you, idiot, do you really watch you run to the Capitol to commit suicide!"

"Labor and management are not prepared to commit suicide!"

"Not going to commit suicide? Then what is that thing in your arms." Bazahei stretched out his hand to Xiao Di, "Take it out." His tone was like a teacher waiting for a student who made a mistake to hand over his mobile phone.

"Fuck! I said labor and capital are not planning to commit suicide!" Xiao Di impatiently took out something from his bosom and threw it into Bazahei's hand, "I have my plan!"

"Isn't your plan to kill the target with the bomb!" Bazahei threw the things in his hands up and down, scoffing at Xiao Di's so-called plan.

"Labor and management will not do such stupid things!" The despised Xiao Di angrily explained, "Damn fat cat, do you understand what it means to sit on the sidelines and wait for rabbits! Do you think that labor and management were just paddling in the past two days! The pattern is broken Labor and management have been waiting at the entrance of the Capitol for the past two days. As soon as the target appears, labor and management immediately rush up and throw a bomb in the past. No matter what the head of state, the party leader, or the president, he will be bombed!" After finishing speaking, he was immersed in his own obscenity Xiao Di in the world smiled triumphantly, "Look how he is still alive!"

"...Then did you catch your rabbit?" Seeing Xiao Di's complacent stupid look, Bazai asked quietly.

Pulled back to reality, Xiao Di shook his head in disappointment, "...not yet, but as long as I persevere, I will make it someday!"

Seeing Xiao Di's determined look, Bazahei slowly stretched out a slender finger, "First, your rabbit is no longer in State B, he is now giving inaugural speeches in various states, and he will take office directly when he returns. President, you have absolutely no chance.

Slowly stretch out the second finger, "Second, even if you wait for your rabbit at the gate of the Capitol, with the mobility of the security personnel around the target, you will have been shot by random guns before you approach the target within five meters." died."

Speaking, Bazahei shook the bomb in his hand casually, and slowly stretched out his third finger, "Third, this is a small cloud bomb you are holding, and the detonation range is more than 20 meters. The second explosion, that is to say, after you throw it at the target, there is no time to escape, unless you can teleport, otherwise you will be blown into scum."

Xiao Di: =_=!

It makes sense, but labor and management are completely speechless...

Xiao Di slumped his shoulders in an instant, and said with a look of indifference, "Then what do you think labor and capital should do! Assassinating the head of state or something is simply an impossible task! It's all your fault! What kind of instant task did you release! "After speaking, as if he suddenly thought of some good idea, Xiao Di changed his previous life without love, and looked at Bazahei with hope, "Everyone must die, fat cat, this world is too difficult, it is not as good as us Go back and die now!"

"Look at your potential!" Bazahei scorned Xiao Di for a while, and then cursed, "Do you think that I have nothing to do and come to country A to be in a hurry! Just because you can't do it doesn't mean that I can't do it, Hmph! How can I be a partner with a salted fish like you!"

"Are you really here to help me!?" Xiao Di looked suspicious, "Will you cheat labor?"

"Hmph! Is it any good for me to bully an idiot like you!" Bazahei leaned on the sofa and looked at Xiao Di arrogantly, "On Friday, the target will give a campaign speech in the Central Park of State C. Sometimes I will mix with ordinary people to assassinate him, after the assassination is completed, we will leave country A and return to the base immediately, don't waste time on such unimportant non-main plots."

"...You?" Xiao Di was confused, "If you went to assassinate me, what would I do?"

"You?" Bazahei raised his haughty chin and looked Xiao Di up and down, as if he was thinking about the use of this idiot. After half a minute of serious thinking, Bazahei spoke lightly.

"...You just need to sit in the car and brush 666 on this seat."

Xiao Di: =_=!

Bow down to the boss! ! !