Cannon fodder's death manual

The lights in the room were dim and the atmosphere was ambiguous. Xiao Di was lying on the bed with a stiff body, and Bazahei was busy between his legs with a tense face and a serious face. Apart from the slight heavy breathing, there was no other sound in the room.

The air was eerily still.

"... Bazahei." Xiao Di suddenly called softly in the silence.

"Huh?" Bazahei took the time to look up at Xiao Di inexplicably, but he couldn't see Xiao Di's face, only the back of his head with messy black hair.

"...Are you hard?"

"..."

Bazahei remained silent for half a second, then continued to move his hands as if nothing had happened, and said calmly, "It's nothing, my oestrus period hasn't arrived yet."

"Damn! Then tell Laozi what the hell is this damn thing that is constantly pushing against Laozi!" Xiao Di furiously turned around and pointed at the hard and fiery thing between Bazaar's black legs and cursed angrily.

"..." Bazahei followed Xiao Di's angry eyes and looked down between his legs, "This is..."

In the middle of the speech, he paused for a moment, then raised his head and looked at Xiao Di seriously with his beautiful golden and silver demon eyes, and explained, "...the cavernous body is stimulated to expand."

"..."

After a strange silence with big eyes and small eyes, Xiao Di suddenly turned around and stepped on Bazahei's beautiful face, "...fuck your mother/stimulated sexual expansion! Is it an idiot to be a labor manager! Hurry up and get rid of it!" Get rid of your damn lower body!"

"...so I don't like to use your human body at all!" Kicked away by Xiao Di, he walked towards the bathroom cursing with his bare and strong body, "There is no distinction between spring, summer, autumn and winter. You can be in heat anytime, anywhere! Damn, is there anything more terrifying than this!..."

"Bang!" At the same time as the bathroom door closed, a pillow slammed against the bathroom door, stuck to the door for a full second, and then slowly slid down.

"Huh—" Xiao Di sat on the bed with folded arms angrily and let out a long sigh of relief, the damned fat cat dared to be in heat with labor and management!Also stimulated expansion of the cavernous body! !This nonsense is intolerable!Next time labor and management will directly take that guy to the veterinarian!Be neutered!It's useless to plead with that fat cat!

After a long time, after the sound of flushing water in the bathroom stopped, Bazahei opened the door and walked out. Unexpectedly, as soon as he got to the bed, Xiao Di threw a big bath towel and covered his head and face.

"Damn fat cat, quickly cover up your damn thing! Don't you feel hot eyes!"

Stretching out a hand to wrap the bath towel around his waist, the bath towel was loosely placed on his sexy mermaid line, Bazahei sat on the edge of the bed and looked up and down at Xiao Di who was wrapped in the blanket on the bed with his beautiful golden and silver demon eyes, and then put His eyes stopped on the bruised hickey on Xiao Di's abrupt collarbone, "...do you still want to apply medicine?"

"...Tu you big-headed ghost!" Xiao Di's eyes swept over Bazahei's lower body without any trace, then pulled up the blanket on his body and cursed angrily, "Fat cat with a sperm on the brain!"

Bazahei shrugged helplessly. Seeing Xiao Di's guarded look, he always felt a little uncomfortable. He thought about it for a while and decided to popularize sex knowledge with this idiot and justify his name.

"That's just a normal physiological reaction, just like I accidentally touched your prostate just now, didn't you also..."

"You, you, you! Damn fat cat, shut up for Laozi!"

Before Bazahei's popular science was finished, the blushing Xiao Di covered his face with a pillow in a panic.

"……Well--"

……

"So, what should labor and management do now?" Xiao Di sat cross-legged on the head of the bed wrapped in a blanket, looked at Bazahei and said seriously, "Lao and management can't do such insane things as slaughtering people all over the house."

"...Huh!" Bazahei, who was sitting at the end of the bed with a bath towel hanging on his waist, his eight-pack abs showing, his chin propped up, looked at Xiao Di's distressed expression and snorted coldly, "...I know you The idiot can't do it! Don't you have any idea what time it is?"

Xiao Di was stunned for a moment and turned his head to look out the window, "It's... evening?"

"Idiot! Who is asking you this!! Now, after the protagonist Shou's family was wiped out, the protagonist Shou has been living on the streets for some time, and he probably has become the leader of the thieves gang now. You just need to go to the street to pick up the protagonist Shou." Just come back, the whole process is brainless, don't mess it up!"

"You don't need me to destroy people's families?!" Xiao Di immediately regained his energy when he heard that, and immediately set a flag for himself, "It's just picking someone up, labor and management are excellent cannon fodder certified by the system, how can such a simple matter be messed up? !"

Bazahei: "Hmph!"

After understanding the general situation, the two of them took a piece of the bed at the foot of the bed and were speechless for a moment. Xiao Di broke the silence with a dry laugh, "Die, dead fat cat, why don't you leave?"

"Let's go?" Bazahei asked back, then leaned back casually, with his long arms resting comfortably on the cushion at the end of the bed, as if "If you don't go, what can you do with this seat", he lifted it up a little He raised his chin and stared at Xiao Di on the bedside with his bewitching gold and silver eyes, "Where do you want me to go?"

Xiao Di stared at Bazahei's neatly sized eight-pack abs all over his face, and immediately felt that the dead fat cat looked very hot at the moment, "Also, where else can I go! Go out of course! Labor and management going to sleep!"

"Get out?" Bazahei tilted his head pretending to be puzzled, then raised the corners of his mouth and looked at Xiao Di with a wicked smile, "Idiot, I think you may not have figured out the current situation," he said, Bazahei stretched out a slender finger, "First, this is my room, and what you are lying on now is my bed." He stretched out his second finger, "Second, your current identity, It's my male favorite. Why, you, a male favorite, still want to drive the master out?"

Xiao Di:. . . .

"Fuck your mother/boyfriend!" A pillow was thrown on Baza's black face, Xiao Di immediately pulled the blanket on her body and got out of bed, and was about to leave, "If you don't leave, leave!"

Unexpectedly, Ji Chong rushed out of the bed and stepped on the glass beads that he had just swept off the bed. The slip of his foot touched the wound in his body, and then he fell forward unsteadily.

You may not believe it, it was Raju who moved first...

Just when Xiao Di thought he was about to throw a dog to eat/shit, Bazahei, who was leaning on the end of the bed, took off the pillow on his face and quickly got up to catch Xiao Di's body, "Do you still dare?" Be more stupid!"

Bath towel on bazaar black fishing line: drop——

Xiao Di stabilized his figure and raised his eyes to see Bazahei's golden and silver demon pupils close at hand. His adrenaline surged all the way to the peak, and he pushed Bazahei's body away in a panic, "You fat cat! Go! Go! Go! open!"

"Ouch!"

After frantically pushing Bazahei away, Xiao Di staggered backwards due to inertia, slamming his waist and eyes on the bedside table, knocking down a strange pile of bottles and jars.

"F*ck!" Sitting on the ground with her waist in a distorted posture, Xiao Di cursed fiercely, and when she was struggling to stand up, she hurt the injury behind her, and suddenly fell to the ground with a painful expression, "Damn fat cat! What the fuck are you It killed labor and capital!..."

"I don't think you should even think about leaving," Bazahei walked over to pull Xiaodi up, "Don't say you idiot can't leave now, even if you can, don't you be afraid of OOC..."

"Fuck! Fat cat, do you dare to cover up your damn thing!" Looking up, he saw the thing between Bazaar's black legs dangling in front of him, "Spicy blind labor titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are yours !"

Bazaar black:. . . .

Turning around, he picked up the towel and put it around his waist. Bazahei stretched out his hand to lift Xiao Di from the ground and put him on the bed. He lowered his head and carefully checked Xiao Di's bruised waist, "...you lie here and don't move. This seat finds something to wipe for you."

Xiao Di glanced at Bazahei with a painful face, then turned his gaze to the knocked-down bottles and cans on the bedside table, "...is there anything usable in there..."

Bazahei picked up a bottle casually, "... Indian oil..." He lowered his head and looked at Xiao Di carefully, "Do you want to use this?"

Xiao Di:! ! !

When Bazahei found the medicinal wine, Xiao Di lay there and was about to fall asleep. He glanced at Xiao Di's stupid sleepy look, "huh!" Bazahei snorted softly, and then silently He poured the medicinal wine into his hand and rubbed it, and gently pressed the hand covered with medicinal wine to Xiao Di's waist.

"Um……"

Xiao Di frowned and moaned in discomfort, Bazahei's subordinates paused, and after a while he felt that Xiao Di had gotten used to it, and then he continued to move.

"...Bazahei..."

Xiao Di suddenly called him vaguely, Bazahei was taken aback for a moment, thinking that he had woken up the idiot, he stopped his movements and waited for a while before seeing anything else, only to find that this guy was just talking in his sleep, so he lowered his head Continue to massage for Xiao Di.

"... dead fat cat..."

Bazahei's face darkened immediately: . . . .

idiot!

Early the next morning, Xiao Di woke up in Bazahei's arms. When he opened his eyes, he saw Bazahei's big face close at hand. Xiao Di was terrified in his heart, and then his body reacted one step ahead of his thoughts. In an instant, he let go of Bazahei's arms and kicked Bazahei under the bed.

"..."

"...You idiot..." Bazahei's suppressed angry voice came from under the bed, and then his face with black air visible to the naked eye poked out from under the bed, "What are you going crazy in the morning!"

"You!..." Xiao Di, who wanted to curse outrightly at first, kicked Bazahei out of the bed, and was surprised to find that his injuries had been properly treated, and his body was not as it was when he just came here yesterday It hurts so much, I don't need to think about it, I know it must be a good thing for the fat cat in front of me, and it is really my fault to kick people under the bed indiscriminately, so I explained, "...you... you scared Kill me!"

Back on the bed, Bazahei pulled his hair angrily. Xiao Di sat on the side observing Bazahei's expression and said cautiously, "...Thank you, thank you!" for fear that he might offend this dog again. Grumpy fat cat.

Hearing Xiao Di thank you, Bazahei was taken aback for a moment, turned his head and gave Xiao Di a strange look, seeing that Xiao Di was referring to the scars on his body that had been treated, he turned his head away fiercely, "Hmph!"

Xiao Di: =_=!

This damn fat cat!

While wearing the clothes Bazahei found, he asked casually, "Damn fat cat, don't you think the original owner of my body is the number one killer in that base? Why are you still messing around like this?" It's miserable to be a man's pet..."

Bazahei buttoned the last button of his shirt, turned his head and looked at Xiao Di strangely, "You don't know?".

"How did labor and capital know!" Xiao Di became angry when he mentioned this, "The damn outline only describes the role of labor and capital in two sentences, it's simply not taking cannon fodder seriously!"

"Hmm..." Bazahei nodded in agreement, "After all, you only appeared in the memory flashbacks of the protagonist, so it is inevitable that there will be fewer scenes and less descriptions."

"Your character, how should I put it... put it together with my character, and you can write an independent scumbag novel."

"Being a male favorite is not forced by others. It is he who insists on adding drama to himself to discover his own strength..."

"Well, to put it simply, I brought you back to the base, who was dying of hunger and cold, and trained you as a killer. I was half grateful and half revered, and you fell in love with me so deeply. You are willing to do anything for me. I can even do unethical things like recommending a pillow mat, but I'm a scumbag, I don't like you at all, since you are so stinky and shameless that you recommend yourself a pillow mat, then of course I will treat you as a dog , and then put you every night..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Seeing the black storyteller possessed by Bazaar, he started to chatter instantly, and if he didn't stop him, there would be a tendency to make all kinds of unspeakable shame Play public to the public, Xiao Di quickly interrupted, labor and management are crazy to ask such a question!

"Remember not to use 'you' or 'I' as the protagonist next time you tell a story!" Xiao Di, who was still terrified after listening to the story, reminded him again.

After getting dressed, Xiao Di looked up at his watch, "You said the protagonist Shou will appear on Xingfu Street in C City at three o'clock this afternoon?"

Bazahei nodded, "By the way, I forgot to remind you just now, if you fail to arrive on time to rescue the protagonist Shou, the protagonist Shou's hand will be disabled, and the plot will collapse if it is disabled."

Xiao Di:! ! !

"Damn fat cat, why didn't you say it earlier!"

It is ten o'clock in the morning, and there are still five hours before three o'clock in the afternoon. It will take at least four hours to rush from the base to City C, and one hour left to find the protagonist in a corner of Xingfu Street and successfully rescue him. He, time flies like an arrow, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle!

"It's not too late to tell you now..." Bazahei glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and then added irresponsibly, "If there is no traffic jam on the road."

"Fuck! Fat cat, you will die if you don't cheat labor for a day!" After scolding angrily, Xiao Di hurried out with his suit jacket.

Sitting on the sofa, Bazahei looked at Xiao Di's back in a hurry, and muttered in a low voice, "Huh! I've always tricked you! This time, I'm afraid you're too stupid to find a place to return Someone sent you there specially..."