Cannon fodder's death manual

"call--"

Opening his eyes from the system space, Xiao Di let out a long sigh of relief, clicked to view the task panel, and sure enough, he saw a blue seal on the back of the seventh week's goal, "Success".

Tsk tsk tsk, last week's night kill was really powerful. When I was still a passerby who always followed Laozi, I thought this guy was a talent. Look, Laozi really didn't miss it. How long did it take to counterattack from passerby In the end, Gong Gong, the protagonist, even embraced the beauty, which really gave the labor and management a lot of face, even if the labor and management did not love him for nothing!

"……what?"

Suddenly noticed the top column of the task panel, the row of gray mosaics has disappeared, and the list of worlds he experienced when he first entered the game is neatly arranged on it, "Undercover male favorite, failure", "Cheat dad rich The second generation, failed", "Apocalyptic zombies, failed", "The cold regent, failed", "Weak chicken passerby, successful", "The warm merman brother, failed", "The villain magic fungus, failed".

"Oh——" Looking at the worlds he had experienced before, Xiao Di wished he could slap himself hard——the damn stupid system is doing tricks again!What the heck, they have all gone out of this damn world, but they got tricked into it again, cruel or not!Just say it's cruel or not!

Shit!

The only good thing is that after the idiot system has taken into account the world he has experienced before, he has completed four episodes so far, and he will be able to go home after completing six episodes in this state hahahaha...

As usual, after the success of the seventh week, I saw a small folder signed "Night Killing". Xiao Di hesitated and dragged it into the recycle bin—what's so interesting about this, who doesn't know that Ye Killing With a red heart towards the Demon God, with the blind admiration that Ye Sha guy has for the Demon God Lord, you don't need to guess to know that it is full of Ye Sha Zhe's admiration for the villain Demon God. Clicking on it is a waste of time.

"The eight-week game starts, the system will send the player to the game world after a beep, please get ready. Beep——"

After the dizziness of time travel, as soon as Xiao Di regained consciousness, he clearly felt the bursts of pain from his body. He felt as if he had been severely beaten, his whole body was limp and painful, The lower body was even more sore and painful, especially the unspeakable part.

Xiao Diwan's face was dazed: . . . .

I didn’t understand this feeling when I was a pure and straight guy, but I have experienced so many worlds in this heavy gay game, how can I still not understand it now! (Huh? There seems to be something wrong... Laozi is also a straight man now! Also a straight man!)

The original owner must have just finished doing that kind of Jiangjiang Liangliang, although it is unspeakable, everyone understands it!And it's the kind of Play with super heavy mouth!

Ah——Damn the stupid system, it actually let labor and management wear a rotten chrysanthemum, let’s not talk about whether the original owner will suffer from some kind of disease starting with A, and the author has really considered Jujie Party Do you feel!Isn't it the protagonist who can be trampled/ravaged at will!Cannon fodder chastity is not chastity!Believe it or not, labor and capital committed suicide on the spot to show their innocence!

Stupid system, I warn you in the name of cannon fodder, if you dare to assign labor and management such a cheating role, labor and management will abandon the article for you in minutes!

After scolding the system, Xiao Di dully heard the sound of running water coming from the bathroom. It was obvious that someone was taking a shower. Tsk, taking a shower in this situation...why isn't it the original owner of the person inside? Follow your surname from now on!

"...um...huh?" Stretching out his hand, he suddenly touched something hard, and Xiao Di casually brought it in front of his eyes: . . . .

"Damn it!" Throwing the thing in his hand like an electric shock, it hit the ground and bounced very elastically, Xiao Di stared at the thing on the ground with lingering fear, that one was covered with suspicious Is the scientific name of the liquid stick called massage/stick!Yes or no!

Then, Xiao Di lowered his head and was shocked to find that all kinds of sex toys of various models were scattered on his bed...

grass!what's the situation!

Vigorously sweeping a string of glass beads that didn't look like a good thing under the bed, Xiao Di looked around anxiously, what is this place?What is the identity of the original owner?What does it have to do with the one inside?Seeing how the original owner was made into such a mess, the person inside is probably not a good bird—would a good bird use this strange toy to torment others!From passing through to now, the amount of information is huge!

No, I have to run away before the pervert inside comes out of the shower, otherwise what should I do if I wait for that guy to come out and then ravage labor and capital with sauce!Labor and capital are not the original owner. According to his gameplay, he probably won't be able to make it to the beginning of the plot...

Thinking of this, Xiao Di stretched out his sore arms and struggled to grab the blanket on one side to wrap his horrible body, clutching the blanket and struggling to get up from the bed, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped.

"Click-"

Xiao Di's body froze in response to the sound of the bathroom door opening, and the moist water vapor blowing towards his face was accompanied by a faint fragrance of shower gel, which made Xiao Di, who was under high adrenaline rush under high tension, feel like vomiting.

Someone... came out of the bathroom...

coming this way...

One step... two steps... getting closer...

He he he he came over! ...

what to do!I, I, I want chrysanthemums to lose my life...

Frozen on the bed, staring at the terrifying stick-shaped object on the ground, with cold sweat on his head, he didn't dare to look in the direction of that person. The air was so tense that Xiao Di felt like he was about to suffocate...Huh?

what is that?

A cold light flashed across the things on the bedside table, and Xiao Di was caught off guard by being dazzled. He looked over there in a daze, and saw a dagger glowing with cold light on the bedside table.

That... it shouldn't be a sex toy... Xiao Di thought in a cold sweat.

That guy Emma is coming!coming!

Just when the man walked over and stopped beside Xiao Di, and was about to sit down, Xiao Di grabbed the dagger in a flash, and shouted in his heart, "Long live the integrity of straight men!" Then with a backhand, he stabbed the dagger towards his neck fiercely.

"what are you doing!"

"boom!"

In the chaos, Xiao Di only felt that his wrist was severely cut, and then the dagger came out of his hand as soon as his wrist numb, and a bright knife flower was drawn across the air, and it was inserted obliquely/into the thickly carpeted room with a bang. on the wooden floor.

Xiao Di:! ! !

Finished!

The moment the knife came out of his hand, Xiao Di's mentality collapsed in an instant, and he threw a punch in the direction of that person in a hurry, desperately hoping that this punch would knock that damn pervert on the ground, However, from the moment when Cai Cai grabbed the knife, it can be seen that this pervert is definitely not a soft persimmon, and Xiao Di is not One Punch Man, his chaotic fists and feet were instantly restrained by that person, and the whole person was crushed on the bed.

It's over! ! !Labor Day is not guaranteed!

The moment Xiao Di was pressed onto the bed, Xiao Di's trembling soul let out a mournful wail: I have met my debt...my integrity...

Just when Xiao Di was trembling and squeezing her eyes hard, she couldn't bear to see her miserable appearance, someone patted her face lightly.

"Hey! You idiot! What are you expecting!"

Xiao Di:! ! !

"Fuck! Fat cat, you scared Laozi to death!"

Xiao Di opened his eyes cautiously, and when he saw the man's beautiful golden and silver demon eyes, he kicked him away from him in anger, "Why are you! I thought labor and capital would be lost at the end of the year!"

"Your tone sounds very disappointed!" Bazahei was kicked away by Xiao Di, and the white towel that was loosely wrapped around his waist slipped silently from his waist, giving him a strong sense of presence.

"Gudong-"

His eyes were fixed on Bazahei's fresh and tender body, from the smooth chest muscles to the strong waist, passing by the sexy mermaid line and then all the way down... Xiao Di swallowed silently with a red face, the body of a dead fat cat It's very good... The big tool looks so good that it doesn't look like impotence due to kidney deficiency. Why are there so many tools on the bed...

"Idiot! What are you thinking!" Seeing Xiao Di staring straight at his unspeakable parts, Baza's face was covered with black lines.

!!!

What am I thinking! !

After regaining consciousness, he spat on himself in his heart, Xiao Di quickly coughed to cover up, then stared at Bazahei and said angrily, "Damn fat cat, how dare you go to labor management!"

Bazahei's golden and silver demon pupils glanced deeply at the ambiguous traces on Xiao Di's body, "Mr. Xiao Di, please use the words accurately. To be exact, it wasn't 'I' who fucked 'you', but the previous 'I' who fucked you." The previous 'you', and the previous 'I' is not me, and the previous 'you' is not you, so please don't say such misleading words."

"..."

Xiao Di angrily pushed Bazahei's body away and struggled to get out of the bed, "Go away! Fat cat, Laozi is going to take a bath... Oops!"

Seeing that Xiao Di fell forward uncontrollably just as he was about to get up, Bazahei quickly caught his body with quick eyes and hands, "You need treatment now." He commented pertinently.

"Fuck! Who is the cause of labor and capital being like this!" Xiao Di leaned against Bazahei's arms in discomfort.

Bazahei glanced at him innocently with his gold and silver demon eyes, then hugged Xiao Di and walked towards the bathroom cursingly, "It's been said that the one who fucked you is not me, and the one who fucked me is not you... "

Xiao Di was taken aback by the sudden flight, and then began to struggle in Bazahei's arms, "Damn fat cat, let Laozi down! Laozi will go on his own!..."

Walking into the bathroom and putting Xiao Di in the bathtub, Bazahei turned on the shower and adjusted the temperature. Seeing this, Xiao Di quickly snatched the shower from him, "I, I, I can do it by ourselves! Get out!"

"You can do it yourself!" Bazahei stared at the miserable Xiao Di, "You should be seriously injured..."

"Pa—" A piece of soap slapped him hard on the face, "Get out of here!"

After the sound of the rushing water in the bathroom stopped, Bazahei knocked on the door of the bathroom with a bath towel, "Are you done washing? I'm coming in."

"No! You can do it yourself!" Xiao Diweng's voice came through the bathroom door.

"Boom-"

Hearing a loud noise coming from the bathroom, Bazahei rushed in. When he rushed in, he saw Xiao Di sitting on the ground with his face covered in pain and moaning/groaning. Xiao Di was wrapped in a big bath towel, "Are you okay, idiot..."

"Damn Bazahei..." Xiao Di curled up in Bazahei's arms and scolded fiercely, "It hurts so much..."

Gently put Xiao Di on the bed, Bazahei took out a tube of ointment from the drawer and turned to look at Xiao Di, "You need medicine at that place."

!!!

"I'll do it myself!" Flustered and flustered, he snatched the ointment from Bazahei's hand, Xiao Di's face turned black, is it hemorrhoid ointment again?

"Fat cat, turn around! Don't look!"

Bazahei turned around speechlessly, "I haven't seen anything on you..."

Xiao Di, who was moving under his hand, was stunned, "Didn't you say that you would block it at that time... Hiss..." I don't know if he touched the wound, Xiao Di gasped and fell down on the bed.

Bazahei turned around when he heard the voice, and reached out to take the hemorrhoid ointment from Xiao Di's hand, "...I'd better help you."

After trying again and again, Xiao Di felt that he really had no idea what to do with her - he was so distressed that he couldn't let go of that... Anyway, this guy is a cat anyway, just let him see it!Him, how else can he get wages!Thinking of this, Xiao Di broke his heart, opened his legs hesitantly and buried his head in the pillow with a blushing face, "...then... then you can be gentle... dare to hurt Lao Zi to make you look good... hiss— — Dead fat cat told you to lighten up, are you deaf!"

"Relax, I can't get in..." Bazahei raised his head from between Xiao Di's legs with an innocent face.

"..." If you don't say so ambiguously, you will die!

Feeling a flexible finger gently poking into his body, Xiao Di's ears were so red that he was about to bleed, the room was so quiet that there was no other sound except for the slightly disordered breathing of the two, Xiao Di thought In order to decide whether to take the lead in breaking the embarrassment, he quickly said something to divert his attention.

"So what's the situation now... Fuck! You fat cat, you should be gentle! It hurts Laozi to death!"

"Tsk, you idiot relax a bit! How can you apply the medicine for me if you hold me so tightly... um——"

Xiao Di turned around and slapped Bazahei's face hard with a pillow.

……

"... What's going on this week, what's the relationship between me and you?"

"You haven't read the outline yet?" Baza looked at the back of Xiao Di's head strangely, "I am the leader of the base of the killer organization, and you are the number one killer of the base..."

"The number one killer? Laozi is so good? Hiss——pain, pain, damn fat cat, will you die if you take it lightly!"

Bazahei's subordinates kept moving, raised his eyes meaningfully to look at Xiao Di's sexy waistline and continued, "And my male favourite."

Xiao Di:! ! !

What the hell is a male pet!