Cannon fodder's death manual

When Xiao Di woke up in a state of shock, the sun had already set in the west. When he sat up, a black thin blanket fell off his body, and he wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth casually. Looking down at the soft blanket in his hand, his mind was dull and he couldn't understand what was going on.

...Damn it!Labor and management actually fell asleep in the training ground!Still sleep for a whole day!

After thinking about it, he quickly looked around and saw that the training ground was empty, and a group of young juniors had already left after training. Thinking that those little bastards left just like that and no one came to wake him up, Xiao Di felt sorry for him. If he hadn't woken up now, he might have spent the night in this chilly training ground!

Gently pinching the blanket in his hand, he felt a little better in his heart-stuffed mood - even if they still have a bit of conscience, they also know how to cover labor and management with a blanket, otherwise what if they fall asleep and get cold!

Carrying the blanket, he returned to his residence with a tired face. When he entered the yard, a leaf of sycamore tree fluttered past his eyes. The branches of the sycamore tree trembled and the leaves rustled, as if there was nothing special about it, and there was really nothing to see, so I yawned casually and then looked away.

When he opened the door, Xiao Di was slightly taken aback, and looked around suspiciously. The decorations and facilities in the house were the same as when he left in the morning, but there was an indescribably weird feeling—something was not quite right, it felt like something was wrong. As if someone came in and then deliberately erased his traces...

delusional...

Xiao Di scratched his head in confusion, and after a closer look, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it, except that it was a little cleaner than when he left in the morning... Yes!Xiao Di slapped his head and finally saw something was wrong, it was cleaner than when he left in the morning!

The dust on the table, the fallen leaves on the window sill, and the old ashes in the corner of the wall are all gone, and the whole room has a new and tidy feeling.

Thinking of this, Xiao Di hurried into the inner room, and saw that the quilt that should have been placed on the bed in a mess was now neatly folded into tofu cubes, and the crumpled bed sheet was pulled down meticulously at this moment. Lay flat on the bed.

what happened?Xiao Di thought with a dazed expression, when Laozi was away, someone cleaned the room for Laozi?Did this elder brother order room service for himself?Zixiaozong still has this kind of service?

Inexplicably, he walked to the table with a heavy heart, and unconsciously picked up the teacup on the table, and was stunned as soon as it was brought to his mouth. I just... probably didn't pour tea for myself!

Looking down at the teacup in his hand in a daze, he saw a tea leaf standing up and down in the light yellow tea water. The tea in his hand was full of fragrance. The temperature is just right for tasting, as if someone has calculated the time to drink it.

Carefully bringing the tea in his hand to his mouth and taking a sip, he found that the tea was not the Ganlu Longjing specially provided by Zixiao Peak, and he had never tasted this taste before.

What a hell!

Xiao Di thought about it seriously, but he really couldn't think of who would do such a thing. There is only one possibility who would do such a thing. Could it be... the snail girl?

Ha ha, I am convinced by this idea.

Scratching his head and scratching his head, Xiao Di couldn't come up with the result. Xiao Di decided to let himself go to wash and sleep. Anyway, it was just cleaned by someone, and it was not a big deal. Maybe it was the original owner's admirer here at Zixiao Peak. Or the gentle and virtuous snail girl!

In the following days, the mysterious snail girl and Xiao Di got along formally. Every time he came back from the outside, Xiao Di could find traces that his room had been cleaned, but he was not like the first time. After making a fuss, he has been able to accept the meticulous care of the mysterious snail calmly and calmly - anyway, it is not harmful to him, and there is a clean-up ghost who likes to clean up to take care of trivial matters for him, so why not do it!

Seeing that Xiao Di has gradually accepted his existence, the mysterious snail gradually became more courageous. From the beginning, he only dared to prepare tea for Xiao Di, to later he dared to put the washed seasonal spiritual fruit on the table , and later even Xiao Di's breakfast, lunch and dinner can be put on the table on time when Xiao Di is not paying attention, just like a conscientious and transparent little nanny.

Gangzhen, the craftsmanship of the mysterious little snail is really good. She seems to know even the small details that Xiao Di doesn’t eat coriander. The food and meals she cooks are very suitable for Xiao Di’s taste. I don't even want to eat in Zixiao Peak's public canteen anymore.

Sitting comfortably in the bath water that the snail girl cooked in advance, Xiao Di rested her hands on the rim of the tub with a contented face, admiring in her heart that this is such a comfortable world, the snail girl or something, sure enough She is the goddess in every lazy little diaosi's heart...

Just enjoying Tianluo girl's meticulous care so peacefully, Xiao Di, this scumbag, didn't notice anything wrong at all.One day after morning class, Master Xuan Qing left Xiao Di alone after dismissing the others.

Seeing that everyone else had retreated, only himself and Master Xuanqing were left in the Zixiao Hall, Xiao Di relaxed immediately, and sat on the green wood carved head chair in the main seat of the Zixiao Hall with his legs crossed. Ge You paralyzed , I keep feeling in my heart that it feels so good to return to myself without pretending.

"Damn fat cat, what are you doing with labor and capital... Tsk, your chair is so comfortable, no wonder everyone is so quite the boss."

Master Xuanqing stood aside and sized him up silently. Seeing Xiao Di's unrequited look, he felt even more that this was a pile of mud that couldn't support the wall. "Idiot, have you gained weight recently?"

"Fat?" Xiao Di was taken aback, and instantly sat up from the head chair and looked down at his body, but didn't see any changes in himself, so he stretched out his hand to touch his face and looked at Bazahei suspiciously, "Where is the fat, why don't I feel it."

Bazahei frowned and stared at Xiao Di, "...your face has grown a lot."

Xiao Di:. . . .

"Uh... Maybe I've eaten better recently..." Xiao Di said embarrassingly touching his face.

"Where do you eat recently?" Bazahei silently observed Xiao Di's fleshy face, "Su Lou told me that you haven't been in the public canteen of Zixiaozong recently, where do you always eat? "

After Bazahei finished speaking, Xiao Di glared at him angrily, "That little bastard dares to sue labor and management!"

Bazahei thought about it seriously for a while, "He was just worried about you...he didn't mean to complain, anyway, I didn't hear it. Where do you eat? Why do you get so fat."

"Eh..." Xiao Di hesitated for a moment, wondering if he should tell Bazahei about the snail girl, "That... Bazahei, do you believe that there are snail girls in this world?"

Fuck, labor and management won't be laughed at by Bazahei for asking this question!

"Snail girl?" Unexpectedly, Bazahei didn't laugh at it, but frowned, "What snail girl."

"You may not believe what Bazahei said, I suspect..." Xiao Di lowered his voice mysteriously, "...there is probably a snail girl in this world." Seeing Bazahei looking at him, Xiao Di continued , "Let me tell you, every day when I am away, there will be a snail girl to help me clean up the house. Recently, she has started to help me wash clothes and cook... just like the snail girl in the story..."

"Help you wash your clothes and cook?"

"That's right, the craftsmanship is good, and I know labor and capital don't eat coriander," Xiao Di nodded happily, "she must be a gentle and kind girl..."

"Are you sure it's the snail girl?" Bazahei looked at him thoughtfully, "The reason why you can come and go freely in the Zixiao Sect is just to help you wash your clothes and cook?"

"...um... is there any problem..." Seeing Bazahei's serious face, Xiao Di thought about it carefully, "It's just helping me with washing clothes and cooking... I didn't do anything else... it shouldn't be a problem Big..."

"Hmph!" Bazahei sneered at the look on Xiao Diyu's lips, "Idiot, with your IQ, you must be a ghost if you can find the problem."

"I can't treat her as a kind fairy and live in peace with her!"

"Why does a kind fairy help you with laundry and cooking? Are you only three years old in intelligence? Do you still think you are the hero in a fairy tale?"

"Then what do you think I should do!" Xiao Di spread his hands, "He didn't harm me, at most he likes to do housework, it's as serious as you said..."

Bazahei thought for a while and ordered, "Anyway, you should be careful during this time, the plot should start after some time, and now there is such a mysterious person coming out to disrupt the situation, it's better to be careful."

"...Oh, I see." Xiao Di replied casually.

At noon practice time the next day, in the Zixiao Sect's training ground, all the young juniors around him were meditating with serious faces. Xiao Di sat cross-legged on his seat with his head propped up. Empty yourself drowsily.Master Xuan Qing's bewitching gold and silver pupils scanned the audience sharply, and finally stopped on Xiao Di. Seeing Xiao Di's unpromising appearance, the corners of Master Xuan Qing's mouth twitched slightly, and then he retracted his eyes without a trace , Wide sleeves flicked out of the training ground silently.

As soon as he left the training ground, Xuanqing's slender figure suddenly disappeared, and his movements mysteriously rose and fell, and in a blink of an eye, he arrived at Qiwuyuan, where Xiao Di lived, and his golden boots stepped on the thick fallen leaves of the phoenix tree in the Qiwuyuan without making a sound. , as soon as he entered Qiwu Garden, Master Xuanqing frowned, "Sure enough..."

The breath of the demons.

Suddenly hearing a slight noise in Xiao Di's wing, Master Xuanqing's gold and silver monster eyes flickered, and he instantly dodged and pushed open the door of the wing.

The man in white who was kneeling on the ground with a rag in his hand and still maintained the posture of wiping the floor turned around in a daze: . . . .

Bazahei stood by the door and stared dumbfounded: . . . .

WTF! ! !

It was really him! ! !

Immediately adjusted his facial expression, Bazahei snorted coldly, "Oh, I don't know that the majestic Lord Demon Lord has a habit of coming to my Zixiaozong to do cleaning!"

The man slowly put away the rag in his hand, and slowly got up from the ground surrounded by thick black air. After standing up straight, several black chains suddenly protruded from the space around him, entangled around his body and shook them around restlessly. The man looked pale at the real person Xuanqing at the door, and then attacked the real person Xuanqing with a murderous aura without saying a word.

When Xiao Di woke up, everyone else had already finished their cultivation, and when he walked out of the training ground slowly, he accidentally heard the voices of the two junior juniors in front of him.

"... Demon Race? True or false!"

"Of course it's true! It's near Qiwu Garden! The real master didn't even catch it himself!"

"Qiwuyuan? That's not the elder brother's..."

"Shhh—" The junior was very alert to notice that Xiao Di was looking at him behind him, and quickly stopped talking as if nothing had happened.

Xiao Di was dumbfounded when he heard that: Demon Race?Why did the demons come to Zixiao Sect?He didn't even catch Bazahei...could it be the protagonist Gong! ?