Cannon fodder's death manual

Being punched in the face by Xiao Di, Master Xuan Qing was stunned for a moment, then coughed slightly in embarrassment and stood up straight, calmly waved to the stunned junior brother standing at the door, "You Let's step back first, I have something to discuss with your brother." Pretend nothing happened.

Junior Brother: I seem to have seen something incredible just now... Could it be a hallucination?

The stunned little junior stood at the door with a dumbfounded expression, and then he slammed on the door as if he had suddenly reacted, and escaped like the wind.

"Yaoshou, yaoshou! Eldest brother beat up master..."

Xiao Di & Xuan Qing:. . . . .

Sao Nian, are you stupid? . . . .

"Cough, Xiao Di, I..."

Recovering from the black lines all over her face, Xuan Qing coughed in embarrassment and was about to speak, but Xiao Di caught off guard by the collar before she finished speaking.

"Damn fat cat! Why is it you again! Why the hell are you following me again!"

"Ahem, please let me go and talk," Xiao Di grabbed the collar, and Bazahei waved his hands perfunctorily, "Zhou Mu didn't do it on purpose, isn't it all for your own good?" ..."

"Go to Nima for my own good!" Hearing this, Xiao Di angrily punched Bazahei's beautiful face, "For my good you are cheating money behind your back! For my good you are so f*cking Disrupt the plot at will! For my own good, why don't you watch the protagonist attack labor and capital!"

"Calm down!" Seeing Xiao Di punching him again, Bazahei swiftly and nimbly broke away from Xiao Di's hand, and fled to a safe distance in an instant, looking at Xiao Di warily, " Didn't I say that I would avoid it at that time! Besides, don't you feel comfortable too..."

"Damn fat cat, come here to the labor management! The labor management promises not to beat you to death today!"

"..."

After a flurry of chaos in the Zixiao Temple, Bazahei, with half of his face swollen and covered with panda eyes, panted heavily while staring at the furious Xiao Di with his eyes swollen into peaches, "... Phew... This, I should calm down now... I... I didn't expect things to develop like this..."

Panting, Xiao Di supported the jade pillar in the hall, and seeing Bazahei being beaten to the point of being beaten to the ground and bleeding, he immediately felt better. Hit you once!"

"I said it was just a mistake this time. What I did was also for the sake of the plot! It's not my intention to cheat you..." Bazahei muttered, seeing that Xiao Di seemed to have calmed down, he casually After performing a trick, the bruised nose and swollen face disappeared in an instant, and the fairy-like wide sleeves instantly became human-like and dignified again in an instant.

Xiao Di: So angry and swollen all of a sudden!I feel like I was beaten for nothing!

After calming down a little, Xiao Di looked at the pious Bazahei, "Hey! Fat cat! Why are you following me again? Why are you so haunted!"

"What do you mean lingering ghosts!" Hearing what Xiao Di said, Bazahei was immediately unhappy, "I am your monitor, and I am bound to the system to be responsible for you! Real-time monitoring of plot trends and the protagonist's attack and attack The psychological state, and when necessary, will help you complete the plot a little bit, how dare you despise me!"

Seeing Bazahei's expression of "you don't know how to be blessed while you are in the blessing", Xiao Di pouted and said contemptuously, "You must not help me! You stupid fat cat can do other things besides cheating labor. Yes! Ever since I met you, labor and management have never succeeded once, and you said that it is not a wicked way."

Seeing that Xiao Di dumped the blame on himself, Bazahei scolded angrily, "I said that I didn't do it on purpose last time! Do you think I don't want you to finish the plot earlier! The plot started from you It's starting to crumble!"

"No matter what, you fat cat is not allowed to be a disservice to the labor management. If you continue to exploit the labor management, the labor management will pluck all the hair on your body!" Xiao Di threatened viciously.

"Hmph! I won't be of any help!" Bazahei snorted heavily.

"What about Zhoumu, are you the real person Xuanqing of Zixiao Sect?" Xiao Di asked, looking at Bazahei's dignified white robe.

"Huh!" Bazai glanced at Xiao Di, "This week, I am the master of you and the protagonist. Although there are not many scenes, it is barely considered a very important role. By the way, I will clean you up when the time comes." The one that belongs to me is also this seat."

"You said that you were the one who cannon fodder labor and capital?" Hearing what Bazahei said, Xiao Di immediately became interested. In the past, cannon fodder was driven by the right time and place, and passively waited for others to cannon fodder labor and capital. This time If there is an "insider" who cooperates with labor and capital, the initiative of cannon fodder is in his own hands, and he can just directly cannon fodder at the right time, wouldn't the chance of success be even greater!

Thinking of this, Xiao Di firmly patted Bazahei on the shoulder and encouraged, "Work hard, and we must get rid of labor and capital cannon fodder on time!"

"Who do you think this seat is! You better do it, idiot!" Bazahei proudly patted Xiao Di's hand off his shoulder.

"Labor and management remember last week, you cheated labor and management after you said this sentence." Looking at Bazahei's proud expression, Xiao Di said coolly.

Seeing Xiao Di always mentioning his black history, Bazahei changed the subject violently, "Okay, okay! Don't mention Zhoumu again! I owe you a visit to the head office! Don't always think about last week. Let’s finish this week well! I didn’t ask you to come here to settle accounts with me!”

Not to settle accounts?

"Then what are you doing here with labor?" Xiao Di looked at Bazahei suspiciously.

"Of course there is business!" Bazah said with a dark expression of "everyone is as boring as you", "This afternoon, the new disciples of Zixiao Sect will come to the main peak to pay homage to the master, and there will be a protagonist inside."

"Damn it! Is this the beginning of the plot?" Xiao Di was surprised, happiness came so suddenly, is there any reason for that?

Bazahei nodded, "The protagonist Shou's debut story begins, and I will choose him as a disciple at that time. As a senior brother and an important villain, you must prepare well."

"Yes, yes, you have to think about countermeasures..." Hearing what Bazahei said, Xiao Di walked around in Zixiao Palace thinking about countermeasures with a frozen face, and suddenly seemed to think of something important, looked up Looking at Bazahei, "Bazahei! I thought of an important thing! As a master in the cultivation/world, Laozi is completely incapable of those immortal spells! Will it be OOC!"

Bazahei looked at Xiao Di with the eyes of an idiot, "What kind of spells do you need, you cannon fodder, you just need to be a salty fish to be tricked by the protagonist, and that's it. What do you need those spells for?"

"Uh...it seems right..." Xiao Di nodded thoughtfully, "Anyway, in the outline, the big brother was trapped by demons and there was nothing left to cultivate. If something goes wrong, I'll just blame the protagonist. , What a great idea!"

Seeing Xiao Di's stupid look suddenly realized, Bazahei snorted coldly, "Hmph! Idiot!"

In the afternoon, when it was time for the new disciples to be invited, Xiao Di, as a senior brother, followed Bazahei and watched the protagonist Shou in the crowd, silently admiring in his heart while watching, tsk tsk, it is worthy of being the protagonist Shou, standing there with a compelling aura, it really fits The other people who eat melons are different, labor and capital can feel the inspiration of the power of the protagonist in him after such a long distance.

"This child is very spiritual and talented, so come to the main peak and join me." Master Xuan Qing pointed at the protagonist Shou and said solemnly.

Seeing that the protagonist Shou was picked by the head of the Zixiao Sect, everyone else looked envious, but the protagonist Shou was very indifferent, unafraid of being flattered or humiliated, he knelt down and worshiped in a very sensible way, "Disciple Su Lou, meet the master."

Seeing that the protagonist was not surprised by being so flattered, Master Xuanqing nodded in satisfaction, "Not bad, not bad."

Although he was silently admiring the protagonist Shou's calm and calm attitude, after Bazahei praised the protagonist Shou, Xiao Di immediately entered the scene and gave a cold snort with his nostrils upturned.

After Xiao Di finished humming, there was a moment of silence in Zixiao Palace. Su Lou raised his head slightly in surprise and secretly observed this senior brother who hummed to himself in public. He couldn't figure out what he did wrong. Brother is so dissatisfied.

Seeing that Xiao Di brushed his existence like this, Master Xuanqing turned slightly to reveal Xiao Di behind him, "Su Lou, this is your elder brother Xiao Di, if you encounter something you don't understand in your practice, just ask him. Come and meet the big brother."

Hearing what Master Xuanqing said, Su Lou obediently stepped forward and bowed respectfully to Xiao Di, "Brother."

This time Xiao Di didn't even have to hum, instead, with a flat face and nostrils upturned, he directly took the protagonist as air, and firmly portrayed himself as an arrogant senior brother.

Seeing that Xiao Di didn't pay attention to him, Su Lou was a little embarrassed when he knelt there, but fortunately at this time, Master Xuan Qing came out to make a rescue, "Get up first, your senior brother is arrogant, so don't worry about it."

"Yes, master." Su Lou replied obediently, and took another sneak peek at the grumpy senior.

The masters of all the major peaks of the Zixiao Sect had finished selecting their disciples. After the meeting for the new disciples was successfully completed, Master Xuanqing ordered, "Xiao Di, go and arrange a room for Su Lou, and take Su Lou down to rest."

After Xiao Di agreed, he turned his head and cast a contemptuous glance at the protagonist Shou behind him, "Come with me."

Taking the protagonist to follow the map, he walked around on the Zixiao Zongzhu Peak a few times. Seeing that the time flies like an arrow, it was already dusk. When he looked up, he saw the sunset glow in the sky. He was a little embarrassed to find that he couldn't find the dormitory indicated on the map.

This dormitory was decided after repeated discussions with Bazahei in the morning. It is far away from the main hall and close to the back mountain. The location is extremely remote. Taking the protagonist to live in such a place can not only create a glorious image of the vicious brother , and it is also convenient for the protagonist Shou to go to the back mountain to pick up cats and dogs in the future to pick up the old Gong, and it is perfect to assign the protagonist Shou as a dormitory.

But... this is too remote!Labor and capital can't find it at all!

"Senior brother... haven't you arrived yet..." the protagonist Shou followed Xiao Di cautiously and asked.

Xiao Di, who was looking for the way ahead, was stunned, turned around and snorted coldly, "It's almost there. Practitioners are most afraid of impatience. I think your temper is so impatient, and your aptitude is mediocre. It's really not the material for practice. I really don't know Master. Why did I accept you as a disciple."

Xiao Di: Hehe, saying that the main character suffers is not a material for spiritual practice?Who are you kidding!Isn't this just to slap your face!Labor and management do not believe that there is anyone in this world who is more talented than the protagonist who is more suitable for cultivation...except the protagonist Gong!

"Er... What the big brother taught me is that Su Lou is impatient." After being teased by Xiao Di, Su Lou never refuted, and bowed slightly as if he was deeply educated, and stood obediently like a blooming little flower. white lotus.

"Now that you understand, follow me and go on." Xiao Di ordered arrogantly.

"Yes, Big Brother."

Obediently followed Xiao Di and walked for a while, hesitating to speak but stopped thinking about it, finally, Xiao Bailian couldn't bear it anymore, looked at the back of Xiao Di's head and said hesitantly, "Brother, this road... We have gone for the fourth time..."

"Brother, you must be lost..."

Xiao Di Lushan Waterfall Khan: =口=!

The protagonist Shou paddled and was found swollen by the protagonist Shou!