Cannon fodder's death manual

"Hehehe..." Looking at the young man with his head buried in front of the bed with red ears, Xiao Huan chuckled twice, then reached out to lift the young man's sharp chin, "Why is the emperor's face so red?"

His chin was forcibly lifted by the eldest prince, and his eyes were filled with jade bodies in various shapes and shapes. Xiao Di, who felt that he was blinded by titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, suddenly took a few steps back in a panic, and then his feet softened and he knelt down on the ground with a bang. Conceded in a cold sweat, "Your Majesty, forgive me! But, maybe it's too hot here..."

Seeing the young man leaving the bed in a hurry, the eldest prince smiled lowly and pushed the naked beauty beside him to get off the bed. After getting out of bed, he casually picked up a silk robe on the ground and put it on his body. In front of him, he knelt down and pinched the boy's chin to raise his face, "I remember you were called brother Zhenhuang when you were young, why did you become more and more unfamiliar as you grew up?"

Xiao Di's eyes were erratic and he didn't dare to look directly at the white flesh of the eldest prince in front of him. His chin was pinched and he could only smile with his face up, "The emperor misunderstood, my minister, I just think that the etiquette of monarchs and ministers cannot be discarded... "

"Oh? Then why don't you call Brother Zhen now?" The eldest prince stared at Xiao Di's erratic and dodging eyes with great interest.

"...Emperor...Emperor brother..." Under the hands of the eldest prince, Xiao Di gave an ugly smile.

"Even if you call me Emperor Brother Zhen, then I have to say nothing," said the Eldest Prince, pinching Xiao Di's chin to make him look towards the bed, then leaned over in an ambiguous posture and whispered in Xiao Di's ear, " Ah Di, look at the beauties in the palace, which one do you like? If you like one, the emperor will give it to you, how about it?"

What the fuck he he he he mean!What does it mean to suddenly send a labor-management beauty!Don't say that these beauties are all leftovers from his food, but if this is not the case, do people who get off the emperor's dragon bed dare to accept labor and capital!Is it too long to poach the emperor's corner?How serious is it to have a sperm brain to do such a deadly thing!

Probe!Absolutely is a temptation!It is estimated that labor and capital have picked a beauty here, and this guy over there will be able to imprison labor and capital into Dali Temple on the charge of coveting the throne.

Thinking of this, Xiao Di hastily declined with a bitter face, "Many, thank you for the emperor's gift, but my younger brother is still young, I'm afraid I won't be blessed to enjoy these beauties..."

"Are you not interested..." The eldest prince chuckled in Xiao Di's ear twice, and rubbed Xiao Di's chin with his thumb in an ambiguous way, "It's not surprising, look carefully at you... How much prettier than this beauty in the palace..."

Being terrified by the eldest prince's erratic movements, Xiao Di could only kneel there and laugh a few times, "Uh...hehe, the emperor praised him absurdly..."

"Speaking of... why did the emperor come to my Tongque Terrace today? Apart from me, there are only some beauties in this Tongque Terrace. I have never noticed it before. Today, the Emperor came to this Tongque Terrace. I found that the gold brick glaze of the Tongque Terrace matches the emperor's brother very well!"

"Eh..." A drop of cold sweat slid down his forehead, Xiao Di grabbed the ground with his head in his heart, what did he mean!How could the Bronze Sparrow Terrace that he spent so much effort to build match labor and capital!Are you probing again?Damn, is being an emperor so tiring?Trying this and that all day long... well, labor and management did think about becoming emperor, but they have given up now!Labor and management are now thinking about seeing you one day suddenly crossing so that labor and management can catch a loophole. When you are alive, big brother, labor and management would never dare to think about becoming an emperor...

Here Xiao Di is still sweating and wandering, while the eldest prince said happily as if he had thought of some good idea when he said it, "Otherwise... how about I give this Tongque Terrace to the emperor? I will give it to you in the future." If you live here, treat it as a palace!"

Xiao Di:! ! !

Brother, please forgive me!Labor and capital really don't want to be emperor! !

"Thank you...thank you for the emperor's gift, just, it's just that I think the Shuanghua Palace is very good, and I'm used to living there..." Eagerly hoping to end this embarrassing conversation quickly, After hesitating for a while, Xiao Di gritted his teeth and explained the purpose of his visit, "Your Majesty, I am here to ask for something..."

"...Is the emperor asking me for something? This is rare, then tell me, the emperor, what is it that made you come to the Tongque Terrace in person?"

The eldest prince leaned close to Xiao Di's ear in an ambiguous posture, exhaling the heat, and when he saw Xiao Di's instantly blushing ear tips, he stretched out his hand happily to catch his soft and round earlobe in his hand and slowly played with it. Di's scalp was numb and he didn't dare to hide, tsk, does this eldest prince talk to people so close? Labor and capital already love embarrassment to death...

Xiao Di, who was about to die of embarrassment, said quickly, "Your Majesty, it's like this. Yesterday, my minister had some friction with the son of Mr. Wei, Shangshu of the Ministry of War, at the Taiyuan Academy. Today, I heard that Mr. Wei's family was taken into Dali Temple. I wonder if there is some misunderstanding here..."

"Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding?" The eldest prince sneered, "Wei Wenyuan despises Tianwei and speaks disrespectfully. Wei Qizhong holds military power and intends to seek rebellion. I will punish him for the crime of treason. Is the emperor dissatisfied?"

"Your brother dare not!" Seeing that the eldest prince's tone became dangerous in an instant, Xiao Di was intimidated instantly. Emma Laozi really should have listened to the protagonist's attack just now, so why did he come to the Tongque Terrace to die!I bumped into the eldest prince group P and didn't say anything, but pleaded with the rebellious minister as if I were dead. I really didn't like myself. Offending the eldest prince for a brat who wanted to die, did I really think that I was the holy father Jack Su!

"Si... If that's the case, then, I won't disturb the emperor's rest, I will leave now!" The matter has become a foregone conclusion, Xiao Di just wanted to get out of the dire situation of Tongque Terrace as soon as possible, so he was in a hurry Rescuing Chin after saving himself from the First Prince.

Seeing the young man's eagerness to leave, Xiao Huan let go of the young man and smiled slightly, "Hehe, brother, I have always reserved this Tongque Terrace for you, I really hope to see you move in as soon as possible..."

So you really don’t have to leave it to labor and management!The exaggerated style of this Tongque Terrace is really not in line with the aesthetics of labor and capital!

"Uh heh heh, thank the emperor for the gift heh heh, my younger brother will retire."

Xiao Di laughed embarrassingly, then rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and fled quickly. After quickly fleeing from the Tongque Terrace, he supported the palace wall to calm down his mood. What big conspiracy is hidden...

Returning to the Tai Academy in a daze, Qi Yu saw him coming back and quickly pulled him aside, "Are you okay! The emperor has made things difficult for you..." Just halfway through speaking, he wrinkled his nose and carefully looked up and down Xiao Di, "What does it smell like on you?"

Xiao Di was stunned for a moment, raised his arm strangely and sniffed his sleeve, and sure enough, he smelled a vague fragrance, "Well... I just went to Tongque Terrace to look for the emperor, I'm afraid it was stained at that time. .”

"Tongque Terrace?" Hearing this name, Qi Yu frowned and hesitated to speak.

Seeing the protagonist Gong like this, Xiao Di asked suspiciously, "Is there any problem?"

Qi Yu looked deeply at Xiao Di's face, hesitated for a moment and said, "...everyone in the Four Kingdoms knows that Tongque Terrace is a place specially built by the new emperor of Xiliang to raise beauties."

Thinking that he seemed to see a lot of naked/naked beauties there, Xiao Di nodded with deep understanding, "Indeed, there are indeed a lot of beauties there."

Seeing Xiao Di's dull and unwarranted look, Qi Yu frowned and told Xiao Di earnestly, "In short, don't go to that kind of place in the future."

Labor and management in that kind of place really don't want to go there again in this life!

"...Oh, good." Seeing the protagonist Gong so serious, Xiao Di agreed in a daze.

Half a month has passed, and the Mid-Autumn Festival will be in a few days. When I thought that this year's Mid-Autumn Festival would be passed smoothly as usual, Xiao Di received an invitation from the protagonist to enjoy the Mid-Autumn Festival together.

Invite me to watch the moon together?What is there to reward in the month... Wait!Xiao Di suddenly made a small calculation in his heart, feeling that after staying in the Tai Academy for so long, the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou didn't seem to interact with each other. It really makes the cannon fodder of labor and management to get angry for them, why not... take this opportunity to let them communicate more Exchange feelings?Geez, that's a great idea!Just imagine, the Mid-Autumn Festival, a full moon, gifted scholars and gifted scholars... The picture is so beautiful that it is like adding a soft light of Abao's color!

"Since it's the reunion festival, it's boring to watch the moon alone, so how about we invite a few more classmates to come to watch the moon together?" Xiao Di asked the protagonist Gong for his opinion expectantly.

Qi Yu:. . . . .

"...It's up to you, as long as you're happy." Seeing Xiao Di's expectant look, Qi Yu smiled helplessly.

"That's good! I will be responsible for inviting them, so you just go." Xiao Di patted her chest beamingly.

He said he wanted to invite a few classmates, but Xiao Di only invited the protagonist Shou. As for the other classmates...don't make trouble!The protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou are dating to enjoy the moon and talk about life, what kind of light bulbs are you going to be!

On the day of Mid-Autumn Festival, Xiao Di was sitting alone in the quiet courtyard of Shuanghua Palace, looking up at the bright moon in the sky, with an idiotic expression on his head, imagining the beautiful plot of the protagonist's love, love and love for a lifetime. So I came to Shuanghua Hall to pass the decree that the emperor hosted a banquet at Tongque Terrace and invited the Second Highness to enjoy the moon.

Xiao Di looked dumbfounded: Your Majesty invited labor and management to appreciate the moon?

Recalling the embarrassing scene of seeing the angry prince at the Tongque Terrace that day, the full moon in the sky instantly became hideous, "I..." If you don't want to go, can you...

"Second Highness, take the order quickly, the emperor is still waiting on the Tongque Terrace! After you receive the order, our family can go back and return!" Eunuch Shun said.

"Okay! The minister accepts the decree." What can labor and capital do? Labor and capital are also very desperate... After accepting the imperial decree from Eunuch Shun with a bitter face, Xiao Di thanked Eunuch Shun with a helpless expression, and followed Eunuch Shun. Tongque Terrace.

He was led by Eunuch Shun all the way into the Phoenix Palace last time, and Xiao Di was confused when he entered the Phoenix Palace: Didn't he say he wanted to enjoy the moon, what did he come to the Phoenix Palace for?

Different from the grand occasion last time when the hall was full of jade bodies, this time the Phoenix Hall was quiet and empty, but it seemed empty, looking suspiciously at the slowly burning red candles and green smoke curling up in the hall. When he turned around and was about to ask Eunuch Shun what was going on, Xiao Di heard a click of a lock behind him, and the palace door was locked behind him.

What the hell!What the hell is that damn Eunuch Shun doing!Seeing that the palace door was locked, Xiao Di rushed over in a hurry and was about to call for the door when he heard the eldest prince's low laughing voice from the inner palace.

"In such a Mid-Autumn Festival, I am really happy that my brother can come to enjoy the moon with me..."

Reward you big head ghost!I love to let labor and capital go out!