Cannon fodder's death manual

"what is this?"

After watching Bazahei for a long time, Ah Wu was about to reach out his hand to touch its smooth and smooth fur, only to hear Bazahei meow softly, and nimbly avoided Ah Wu's hand and jumped off the window sill, walking gracefully. The cat walked out the door.

— Be careful with this ghost.

Suddenly receiving a system message from Bazahei, Xiao Di froze for a moment, what does dead fat cat mean?Care who?This brother is expensive?What's wrong with this guy?

"Xiao Di..." After Bazahei left, Ah Wu immediately hugged Xiao Di's arm and cried, "Xiao Di, I almost couldn't come back when I went out today and met Nightmare..."

Xiao Di pulled his arm out of his embrace, "Stand up, don't fall on me, I don't like to hear a few words about you during the day, and I can't help it if I run out and get eaten by the nightmare."

"Isn't that because..." Seeing that pretending to be pitiful was useless, Ah Wu immediately burst into tears and trembling his lips, "Isn't it because...you are so kind to that living person..."

Seeing Sao Nian crying, Xiao Di felt dizzy, "Don't cry! I told you that I treat Su Jin badly, why are you so disobedient!"

Is this brother expensive made of water?Where does a ghost come from so many tears!Why is labor and capital always comforting him!

"Then...then you guarantee that you won't like him..." Ah Wu looked at Xiao Di pitifully with innocent tearful eyes.

"Tsk, how could I like him!" Xiao Di looked at Ah Wu strangely, "You've been making up strange things all day long!" When he speaks, he feels like the hero in a third-rate romance drama...

"Well, since you don't like it, then you swear it!" Ah Wuhong said relentlessly.

Xiao Di: Sao Nian, did you really take the script of the third-rate Xiaoyan heroine...

Being so entangled by this brother, Xiao Di could only swear helplessly, "Okay - I swear - I won't like Su Jin, it's okay!"

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!" Ah Wu cried, "You must be lying to me..."

Xiao Di:. . . .

This brother is too expensive to beat. . . .

"Believe it or not." Xiao Di jumped off the windowsill and lay on the ground with his back to Ah Wu, closing his eyes, "I'm going to sleep."

A Wuhong stared at the thin back of Di Fuling under the moonlight, bit his pale lower lip aggrievedly, and called out softly, "Xiao Di..." Seeing that Xiao Di turned his back to him and did not respond, he just Carefully lay down next to Xiao Di, looking at the back of Xiao Di's hairy head and opening his mouth gently.

"……I like you."

A gust of cold night wind blew past, and the black crow perched on the poplar outside the window suddenly woke up as if startled, and flew into the night sky with black wings and screaming.

It was quiet in the old house, and the black and white fat cat in the cattery opened its eyes vigilantly, its gold and silver demon pupils gleamed in the darkness, it casually glanced in the direction of the attic, and then licked itself nonchalantly With black paws, he changed into a comfortable position, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

When Xiao Di woke up the next day, Ah Wu had disappeared, and Su Jin had already gone to school. He was sitting on the window sill of the attic in a daze, staring at the falling yellow leaves outside the window in a daze.

"What are you doing?"

After recovering from the daze, Xiao Di heaved a sigh of relief when he looked back and saw that it was Bazahei's fat cat, "It's you, you scared me."

"Hmph!" Bazahei jumped onto the window sill, and squatted down slowly in front of Xiao Di with an arrogant expression, "We have already completed the two-week repertoire, and we have improved a lot compared to before."

Xiao Di was taken aback for a moment, and looked at Bazahei's golden and silver demon pupils suspiciously, "Before? What was before?"

Bazahe was stunned for a moment, then turned his head angrily and snorted coldly, "I mean that you, an idiot, can actually complete two rounds, which is really rare."

After hearing this, Xiao Di grinned proudly, "Of course! Who do you think Laozi is! Laozi is of course the best!"

"Hmph!" Bazahei snorted coldly.

"By the way," Xiao Di asked as if suddenly thinking of something, "Bazahei, what the hell is the observer you're talking about?"

"Call me the White Tiger!" Bazahei emphasized arrogantly, "You are the Player who is in charge of the plot, and this seat is the observer who is responsible for supervising the direction of the plot. That is to say, this seat is responsible for you and supervises you to complete the plot. Is this hard to understand? You idiot!"

"Then why do you become like that every time there are outsiders...I mean a silly cat."

"You idiot's character design is an earthbound spirit participating in the plot, which cannot be OOC. My character design is a stray cat adopted by the protagonist. Although it does not participate in the plot, of course it cannot be OOC."

"Oh..." Xiao Di looked at its fat body thoughtfully, "Are you sure you really don't have OOC with your current body?"

"This seat warns you! Don't laugh at this seat's figure anymore!" Bazahei said, "My seat is in good shape!"

"Yeah..." Xiao Di stared at its fat belly that would be choppy when it got angry, and nodded perfunctorily, "You are in good shape, the best!"

"Hmph!" Bazahei turned his head away angrily.

"Hey, let me ask you a question." Xiao Di looked at Bazaar's black and furry ears, "You said you were in charge of supervising me to complete the plot, so that means you are the staff of this game?"

"Of course, this seat is naturally different from an ordinary player like you."

"Then let me ask you, is it true that the game says that I will be sent back after completing ten weeks? You won't cheat me!" Xiao Di looked at Bazahei expectantly.

Hearing this, Bazahei was silent for a while, "...Of course it is true! As long as you obediently complete the ten weeks and don't play tricks in the middle, of course you will have the chance to return to the present world in the end."

The silence just now was very subtle...Xiao Di looked at Bazahei suspiciously, "Really?"

"Of course it's true! It's a reputable game!"

"Will you cheat me?"

"If you say you can't, you won't!" Bazahei snorted coldly, "Huh! You idiot, you should first think about how to complete the plot well! It's still too early to be ten weeks away! This is so easy!"

"At least it gives me something to look forward to," Xiao Di chuckled, "Besides, for an excellent cannon fodder like me, I can do what he does for eight weeks at a time!"

"Do it well!" Bazahei jumped off the window sill and walked towards the door on catwalks, "You are so stupid, Ba Zhoumu doesn't know how long it will last, I am really worried!"

I always feel that there is something strange in this fat cat's words, what's going on!Looking suspiciously at Bazahei's fat back, Xiao Di muttered in a low voice.

"How does labor and management have anything to do with you..."

On the way to school, when Su Jin passed by an alley, he was surprised to see that the usually empty alley was crowded with people, and there were even a few police cars parked not far away, and the onlookers were blocked by the police cordon Outside, one by one craned their necks to peek at the scene in the alley curiously.

"Let's go, let's go!" Several policemen came out carrying a corpse covered in a white cloth on a stretcher. When passing by Su Jin, a policeman tripped over something, and the stretcher shook violently. A skeleton with withered skin and flesh came out. The same arm fell out from under the white cloth, hanging under the stretcher and swaying with the steps of the police. Su Jin could even see the diamond ring on the withered finger of the corpse.

"The deceased was a 23-year-old woman who got married just a few years ago."

Su Jin, who was in a daze, suddenly turned around, and suddenly found that Zhong Nan was standing behind him with his schoolbag. He stared blankly at that skeleton-like arm, and couldn't believe that it belonged to a 23-year-old woman.

"……how do you know."

"The Zhong family has cooperated with the police, the police gave me the news."

Looking at the dangling arm, Su Jin suddenly felt a strong sense of nausea, and hurried to the side of the roadside flower bed to vomit a few times, but he didn't spit out anything, he turned back panting, "...Why are you telling me this?"

Zhong Nan looked at Su Jin, who was pale and out of breath, "Why did you tell you this, don't you know?"

Su Jin froze for a moment, and instantly understood Zhong Nan's meaning. He looked at Zhong Nan angrily, "I said I don't know what evil spirit is!"

Zhong Nan took a deep look at him, turned and left without saying a word.

Su Jin looked at Zhong Nan's leaving back, bit his lips and clenched his fists, and was about to stand up from the flower bed, but suddenly caught a glimpse of an absolutely impossible figure among the crowd of onlookers at the entrance of the alley.

"That's..." Su Jin's eyes widened in disbelief, and he quickly got up to catch up, but when he squeezed into the crowd and looked for one by one in the crowd, he didn't see the familiar figure just now.

Just like what I saw just now, it was just an illusion.

He must have misread it, Su Jin told himself, he must have misread it, how could he appear here...

When Su Jin came home from school in the afternoon, Xiao Di was squatting on the ground to play with the cat, and when he turned around and saw the protagonist Shou in a trance, he got up and floated over to look at Su Jin suspiciously, "What's the matter with you?"

"Ah!" Su Jin was startled by Xiao Di's sudden approach. Seeing Xiao Di's black eyes close at hand, he was silent for a moment, and then answered absent-mindedly, "...No, it's all right."

"Are you okay?" Xiao Di looked suspiciously at the preoccupied protagonist Shou, "You don't look like you're okay, are you feeling unwell?"

"I'm fine," Su Jin smiled awkwardly, walked around Xiao Di and walked into the living room in a panic, turning on the TV while looking for something to say, "I got up early this morning, and you were still asleep when I left, I didn't turn on the TV for you, you have been bored here all day..."

"Oh...it's actually okay, it's not particularly boring..." Xiao Di stared blankly at the protagonist Shou, who was behaving strangely, and couldn't figure out what was wrong with him.

"...The deceased Liu, 23 years old, died between [-]:[-] am and [-]:[-] am today. The police are investigating the Fuxing community, and hereby remind the general public..."

As soon as the TV was turned on, there was a piece of news about this morning's case. Su Jin froze for a moment, then hurriedly turned off the TV, and the room became silent again in an instant.

Xiao Di floated in the air without knowing why, looking at the TV that was suddenly turned off, and then at the stiff and pale protagonist Shou, "Are you okay, didn't you say you want to watch TV?"

"...Oh, hehe," Su Jin turned her head and smiled in a panic, "I... I suddenly remembered that I still have homework to finish, first, go to do my homework first."

Looking at the back of the protagonist Shou leaving in a hurry, Xiao Di scratched his head in doubt, and looked down at Bazahei, who was rolling on the ground, "What's wrong with him? Why does he feel weird?"

The fat cat on the ground licked its black paws, and the golden and silver demon pupils glanced innocently at Xiao Di, "Meow~"

Xiao Di: This damn fat cat!

After hearing the sound of the study door closing, Xiao Di kicked the fat cat on the ground with black lines all over his face, "Hey, stop pretending, everyone is gone."

"Don't touch this seat with your feet! You idiot!" Bazahei's fat body was knocked down by Xiao Di's kick, and after standing still, he stretched out his claws angrily to scratch Xiao Di.

Seeing the fat cat scratching someone, Xiao Di hastily withdrew his feet, "What's wrong with the protagonist, do you know?"

"Of course I know!" Bazahei raised his head proudly, "Who do you think I am!"

"Then what happened to him?"

"Ask your ghost! He knows better than me!" Bazahei walked to the cattery and lay down on the catwalk, "Why do you always invite such troublesome fellows! You idiot !"

"You mean Ah Wu?" Xiao Di looked at Bazahei suspiciously, "How did he know? Does he have any problems?"

Recently, that elder brother is always elusive, doesn't go home all day long, and cries when he gets home. If Bazahei didn't mention it, he would have thought he had been eaten outside!

Bazahei turned around casually, "Don't say I didn't warn you, that guy is not a good person, you'd better stay away from him."

"What do you mean?" Xiao Di asked suspiciously.

"Literally." Bazahei closed his eyes lazily after speaking, "But as long as it doesn't affect the plot, I will just turn a blind eye and close one eye."

When Xiao Di drifted into the study, Su Jin was reading a book under the lamp. Seeing that the protagonist was so serious, Xiao Di was too embarrassed to disturb her. Just as she was about to turn around and leave, Su Jin happened to look up and see Xiao Di.

Seeing Xiao Di, Su Jin immediately blushed and hurriedly tried to hide the book in his hand, but unexpectedly, in panic, the book fell to the ground.

Xiao Di: You are so serious about reading pornographic books, Sao Nian, you have a bright future!