Cannon fodder's death manual

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Xiao Di opened his eyes from the system space, took a long breath and sat up quickly to check the task panel in his mind. Sure enough, he saw a blue stamp on the back of the fourth week's goal: success.

"Hahaha, another week of play has been successful, Laozi is indeed a genius!" He thought with some complacency.

Speaking of the success of this week's goal, it all depends on Brother Di's ingenuity!Labor and management are indeed the best!Hahaha, the stupid system is really stupid, Brother Di guessed right, no matter whether the identities of the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou are the ones mentioned in the outline, as long as they live a happy life together in the end, that stupid The system will foolishly judge labor and management to be successful, tsk, how about labor and management being excellent!

Keeping this state and finishing ten weeks in one go, labor and management will soon be able to get out of this damn game hahaha...

After clicking the 720-degree spiral praise for himself involuntarily, Xiao Di deleted the small folder named "Yuan Yue" at the end of the fourth week as usual. No, Gang Zhen, until now, whenever he thinks that the protagonist Gong is masturbating himself every time he hugs the protagonist, he feels uncomfortable all over!But yes, he had nothing to do with that idiot scumbag at all. Thinking about it carefully, it wasn't him who came to slag Gong's lust. Delete all the memories of this scumbag from your brain along with this folder!

Dear friends, Brother Di, who is more positive than Sanguan, tells everyone: Cherish life and stay away from scumbags!

"The fifth week game starts, the system will send the player to the game world after a beep, please get ready. Beep——"

Xiao Di, who opened his eyes again, rolled his eyes in extreme displeasure. This stupid system, every time you say it, you wear it without saying hello to the labor and management. , rude!Bad review!

But then again, where is this?Xiao Di sat up and looked around, um, it’s safe, there’s no one around, it seems like the embarrassing situation in last week’s show where labor and management had to perform in front of the crowd, don’t hurry up and take advantage of this time to read "The Story" Outline What are you waiting for!

According to the "Plot Outline", this is a story of an upright and awe-inspiring onmyoji attack x strong spiritual power and kindness.The protagonist of the story, Shou, is a talented and kind-hearted Bailian Sao Nian. This Sao Nian has very strong spiritual power, mainly manifested in being able to see spirits that ordinary people cannot see, but this skill is basically useless, not only useless Sometimes it's very pleasant to use, not to mention the fact that when I was a child, I was often regarded as a snake maniac, and when I went to the toilet, I had to endure the embarrassment of being surrounded by a group of toilet ghosts.Generally speaking, although the protagonist has a strong spiritual power, he can not cast down demons and eliminate spirits. Apart from his eyesight being better than ordinary people, his other skills can reach the passing line of ordinary people.

Hmm... It's actually not accurate enough to say that, because Sao Nian is the protagonist. Of course, as the protagonist, there is also a talent skill of the protagonist, which is the protagonist's mouth.The power of this gentleman's big mouth cannon technique is mainly because if you encounter a powerful spirit with a little bit of resentment, as long as he is said in two or three sentences on the line, the evil spirit will usually be inspired by the powerful protagonist's halo, lightly If you change your past, you will become a ghost again, or if you are reincarnated on the spot, you will become a Buddha.

But what is more tasteless is that Sao Nian's big-mouth cannon technique is ineffective on living people. If Sao Nian does not believe in evil and forcibly uses the big-mouth cannon technique on living people, it is common to be regarded as a second-handed snake mentally ill or the leader of a pyramid scheme organization. There are things, so under normal circumstances, Sao Nian is relatively shy. Unless necessary, the art of talking loudly is usually a hidden skill sealed by him.

Different from Hao Sao Nian, this week's protagonist Gong, as the direct young master of the Onmyoji family, has been fighting on the front line of fighting against resentful spirits all year round. What kind of grievances do you have on which mountain top and what breed, just roll up your sleeves and do it. If you don't kill me, then I will kill you.This gentleman has a deep-rooted belief that there is no good thing for a spirit that has been reincarnated honestly and stays in the world all year round after death. Even if it does not harm people now, it is impossible to guarantee that it will not open up the second line of Ren and Du in the future and become a vicious spirit that harms the world.

It was just like this that two Sao Nian with diametrically opposite outlooks on life and values ​​met at the beginning of the new semester without any suspense.

That's right, this is actually a pure love story of a supernatural campus.

At the beginning of every campus story, there must be a unique and mysterious transfer student who can catch everyone's attention with a certain characteristic of himself as soon as he appears on the stage, and then all subsequent stories must revolve around this magical transfer student. --What?You said you also want to be the protagonist?Hmm... If you are not the kind of person who is naturally dazzling and eye-catching, you can actually consider transferring to another school.

The protagonist of this week's topic is such a transfer student, and one of his qualities that attracts everyone's attention is actually nothing else but handsome.As the protagonist of this world, the protagonist Shou who combines the essence of the world, the sun and the moon, how can he not be handsome!The fact that being handsome is a necessary quality for a protagonist is not negotiable at all.So as soon as the protagonist Shou appeared on the stage, he conquered all the fans in the class with his outstanding looks-no one has really tested whether it is explosive or not, if the outline says it is explosive, then let it be explosive!

Although the appearance of the protagonist Shou can conquer fans, it is completely ineffective against the protagonist Gong - just kidding, the protagonist Gong is not such a superficial person at all!The protagonist Gong himself is very handsome, and he has been fatigued for a long time. The protagonist Shou is handsome and Potian can only be on par with the protagonist Gong in terms of appearance.

But there is no doubt that the protagonist Gong is still attracted by the protagonist, and what attracts him is nothing but the lingering evil spirit of the protagonist.It is said that the protagonist Gong is the heir of the Onmyoji family, and he is naturally very sensitive to the breath of evil spirits. The protagonist Shou just stood on the podium and before he started introducing himself, he almost suddenly slapped a yellow talisman on the evildoer's forehead Go straight to despiritualization.

Fortunately, the protagonist Gong resisted the impulse in his heart at the moment when he violently hurt others, and realized that he was still in school now, and he would definitely be arrested as a snake maniac if he did such a thing, so he again Under the surprised eyes of the students, he sat down slowly, looked up and down the protagonist Shou with malicious intentions, thinking of getting rid of this daring evildoer after class.

Since the protagonist Gong came so soon, their homeroom teacher thought that the protagonist Gong was very interested in this new classmate, and happily arranged the protagonist Gong's seat next to the protagonist Gong. The protagonist of the story begins their love journey of falling in love, killing each other and loving each other.

It is said that on the first day the protagonist was transferred to another school, he received a letter of challenge from the strange classmate next to him with a dazed face. The classmate asked him not to run away after school if he had the courage.Although he didn't know where he offended someone, the protagonist Shou obediently went to the designated place to explain the matter clearly. It's not good to offend someone just after transferring to another school.After being invited, before he could react, he was attacked by the protagonist and gave him a good meal. In the end, of course, nothing happened embarrassingly.

Although the protagonist Shou has different values ​​from the protagonist Gong, both of them are supernatural beings who can see ghosts. In addition, the natural magnetic field attracts each other.For the protagonist Shou, the existence of things like spirits is reasonable, and most of them are harmless. Even if some have a little bit of resentment, then he will dismiss it with two or three sentences on the line. If you are lucky He can also directly save the spirit, there is really no need to use a knife or a gun, so he is very opposed to the violent behavior of the protagonist Gong, and has repeatedly prevented the protagonist from attacking and killing the spirit without success.

The evil spirits that the protagonist Gong encounters in his career are not at the same level as the ones that the protagonist Shou usually encounters. The two are basically the difference between civilian and military use.He paid special attention to this strange transfer student because of the strong aura of evil spirits in the protagonist, but this transfer student repeatedly prevented him from getting rid of the spirit, and kept preaching to him the heresy of peaceful coexistence with the spirit when he was in a dangerous situation. Seeing his innocence so fresh and refined, it is really worrying not to take care of his point of view, so he rescued the protagonist Shou who is haunted by evil spirits many times, and the two formed a deep friendship. Although values ​​​​often collided, But this does not affect the two people gradually breeding love on the fertile soil of friendship.

The protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou gradually agree with each other's point of view in the process of running in with each other.The protagonist Gong admitted that in addition to the evil spirits, there are still spirits that have not become mad for the time being. This kind of spirit does not require him to use the technique of eliminating spirits, but only needs the protagonist to understand it with emotion and reason. It's good to transcend it peacefully.And the protagonist Shou also admits that there are good and bad spirits in this world. Although he can't bear to deal with the evil spirits that are ineffective, he can only let the protagonist attack and get rid of them.

At the end of the story, the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou form a professional exorcist team, they talk about love and exorcise demons on weekdays, and live a happy life without shame.

This week, Xiao Di is set as an earth-bound spirit bound in an old house. The protagonist was tricked into renting this old house at a low price after being transferred to another school. The main character shou with sufficient strength, delusional to get some benefits from the main character shou.By the way, when the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou met for the first time, the evil spirit he felt seemed to belong to this guy. After some investigation, the protagonist Gong finally found out the source of the evil spirit breath on the protagonist Shou. Considering his safety, he started to kill him.

After reading the outline, Xiao Di: So labor and management are actually a ghost this week?

He lowered his head and looked at his body in a bewildered expression, feeling the same as when he was a human being. Is labor really a ghost?

He raised his head and looked around, it looked like an attic, the dirty wooden floor was piled up with old sundries, covered with thick dust, the sun shone through a small gray skylight Coming in, the dust whirled up and down inside forming a bright path of light, casting a bright shape on the floor.

Is it true that ghosts are afraid of the sun?Thinking this way in his heart, in order to verify his own breed, Xiao Di stretched out his hand slowly towards the light path without fear of death. After a while, he stretched his hand directly into the sunlight, and then...

Nothing happened.

Xiao Di who thought it would hurt a bit no matter what: . . . .

So embarrassing!

What a waste of labor and capital!

Before he finished rolling his eyes, Xiao Di was surprised to find that his hand soaked in the sun gradually became transparent, and through that hand, he could even see the random piles of debris on the opposite ground.

"Huh?" Xiao Di withdrew his hand curiously, and after a while the hand returned to normal, and when he put it back in the sunlight, it became transparent again.

Hand: Wo Kuai has been spoiled...

Trying to get up and stand under the sunlight, Xiao Di was amazed to find that the beam of light passed straight through his body, and the place where his body intersected with the sunlight gradually became transparent, and he could even see the dust flying up and down in the sunlight.

It seems that I am really a ghost, Xiao Di nodded, but he doesn't seem to be afraid of the sun, at least the sun won't kill me for a while.

After confirming his target species for this week, Xiao Di Piao went out of the attic and looked around in this old house—yes, it was Piao.After getting up and walking for two steps just now, Xiao Di quickly discovered that gravity doesn't seem to work on the spirit body. The body is so light that it doesn't seem to have any mass, and it can completely float away.

Xiao Di: Thanks to this setting that can make Newton cry and faint in the toilet, labor and capital have also experienced the feeling of a space walk in their lifetime.

Walking through the dusty corridor to the living room, the living room is full of old furniture covered by dirty white cloth, and a corner of the white cloth covering a large mirror has fallen off. He didn't see any figure in the mirror, and he stroked his chin in satisfaction—the atmosphere here fits the setting of a haunted house.

So the protagonist Shou has to have a lot of heart to be fooled into renting this kind of house that makes people feel bad at first glance?But if he doesn't rent this room if his IQ is online, then it will be nothing but cannon fodder for labor and management.

Leaving the living room, Xiao Di floated towards the door through the porch, and when he got to the door, he wanted to go out through the door as before, but before his body touched the door, a black chain suddenly appeared, strangled his neck and died Throw him back to the attic just now.

"Cough cough cough..."

When he came back to his senses, Xiao Di found himself lying on the dirty floor of the attic again with a dazed expression. He clutched his neck and coughed violently and got up from the ground. He looked down at the black chain that suddenly appeared, the chain One end of the lock is locked around his neck, and the other end extends into the attic wall.

"Damn it, it turns out that the earth-bound spirit is set up like this! Why didn't you say it earlier, the stupid system!"