Cannon fodder's death manual

The first task is to be a qualified guardian. How can one be qualified?Hmm... In short, it's enough to treat him well...

The day when we drove to the orphanage, the weather was bad and it was raining lightly. Xiao Di looked up at the gray sky and thought that if this is an exam question, then the description of the weather here is for the villain who is about to come. The fate of cannon fodder laid a deep foreshadowing.

When Xiao Di arrived at the orphanage, everyone in the orphanage obviously had a good impression of this second idiot who not only took over the "elderly children of the institution" but also donated 20 yuan with great wealth. All the staff members expressed a warm welcome to Xiao Di.Sitting in the dean's office to sign the documents, the teacher of the orphanage has already brought the protagonist in.The dean stood aside and praised the protagonist Gong, for fear that this rich idiot would suddenly figure it out and refuse to accept this "elderly child" who caused headaches for the orphanage.

After looking up and down at the young protagonist Gong, Xiao Di smiled kindly, "Ye Qian, I am Xiao Di, and I will be your guardian from today on."

Ye Qian remained silent and did not speak. The teacher of the orphanage behind him quietly pushed him forward, and said with a smile, "Mr. Xiao, this kid doesn't like to talk, don't take it for granted."

Xiao Di: No wonder it will become a "slow-seller" in the orphanage. Look at the protagonist attacking this bear!It's strange that someone is willing to adopt...

"No, no," Xiao Di smiled and waved his hand, then put his hand on the protagonist Gonggou's head and rubbed it, "It's a good thing for a boy to have character." After speaking, he looked down at the protagonist Gong, "Since you are in Xiao Family, then change your surname to Xiao from now on, Xiao Qian, this name is also good."

The boy still lowered his head slightly, neither answering nor refusing, silently guarding against this strange man, as if others owed him 100 million.Looking at the protagonist Gong who was so cold at such a young age, Xiao Di wailed in his heart, look at the other children in the orphanage, they are all so lively and cute, and look at the protagonist Gong, whether the original owner harbored a kind of What a curiosity-seeking mentality to invite such a big Buddha back to worship...

The formalities were completed, and the rain hadn't stopped when we went back. The two of them were holding the same umbrella and walking on the road to the orphanage. Xiao Di thoughtfully tilted the umbrella a little towards the protagonist Gong, who was holding a dilapidated schoolbag. Silently followed him.

The rain dripped down the umbrella ribs and merged into long lines, covering the two of them in a circular water curtain. Except for the sound of the rain hitting the ground, they were the footsteps of the two of them. The atmosphere was so silent. People are a little embarrassed.Most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air, Xiao Di asked casually, "Do you like the name Xiao Qian?"

Xiao Qian froze for a moment, and suddenly realized that he was asking himself, looking up at the man holding an umbrella in the rain, the man's shoulders were wet by the rain, but he didn't seem to notice it at all.

"...Hmm." Xiao Qian replied in a low voice, with the hoarseness that is unique to boys in the early stage of voice change.

Xiao Di: Young man, if you are not so aloof, you will die. How can our conversation continue with your dead face!

"That's good," Xiao Di smiled dryly, "I'm afraid you won't like it if you change your name without authorization."

High-cold boy: "Oh."

Xiao Di:. . .embarrassing. . .

Sao Nian, why don't you just change your name to Topic Terminator, can we still chat happily together!

Xiao Di, who was looking for boredom, shut his mouth, and the two of them walked in the rain in silence. Suddenly, the topic terminator stopped, and Xiao Di turned around holding an umbrella and asked, "What's wrong?"

The boy held his schoolbag in his hands and looked down at his toes. Xiao Di followed his gaze and saw that the laces on the boy's tattered sneakers were loose, and the two shoelaces were dirty and soaked in muddy water. Out of the original appearance.

Seeing Xiao Di looking at his feet, Xiao Qian moved his feet back somewhat awkwardly, as if he wanted to hide his feet in the darkness.

Seeing the protagonist Gong's cramped appearance, Xiao Di smiled slightly, ha!Protagonist Gong, protagonist Gong, it turns out that you will be embarrassed too!This is what a serious kid should look like, much cuter than the dying look just now.

And then... Chance!Isn't this the best opportunity to show your image as a qualified guardian!

Thinking of this, Xiao Di smiled casually, handed the umbrella in his hand to the protagonist Gong, squatted down naturally, picked up the two loose shoelaces, and nimbly slapped the protagonist Gong's foot with his slender fingers. Pretty bow.

Looking up and seeing the surprised expression of the young man, Xiao Di smiled at him, "Okay."

Seeing Xiao Di take out a handkerchief from his suit pocket to wipe the stains on his fingers, the boy blushed a little, and muffled: "...Thank you."

The blushing look of the protagonist Gong made Xiao Di feel a little funny, took the umbrella from him, and casually rubbed the protagonist Gong's dog's head, messing up the protagonist Gong's hair, "Thank you, I'm yours guardian."

Open the door and let the protagonist Gong sit in the co-pilot, Xiao Di puts on the seat belt for the protagonist Gong after getting in the car, "Let's go home."

The car was speeding on the road, the wipers swung twice from time to time to wipe off the rainwater on the windshield, the car was still quiet, Xiao Qian silently observed the man driving in the driver's seat, hesitantly asked, "Should I call What are you?"

Xiao Di was taken aback, what should the protagonist Gong call me?In terms of identity, I am his guardian, so he should call me Dad...It is unacceptable to suddenly have such a big son, besides, the original owner really can't give birth to such a big son at his current age...Call me Uncle ?Would it be too familiar to call it that way?Two people will live under the same roof for so long in the future, it's not appropriate to call him uncle... Brother? ... I didn't say that I was a labor manager, and labor management is not so stinky and shameless...

"Just call me Xiao Di, Agan, can I call you that?" Xiao Di said, looking into the protagonist Gong's eyes in the rearview mirror.

"En." Xiao Qian nodded sensiblely, "Xiao Di."

Back at Xiao's house, Xiao Di proudly showed the protagonist Gong his room, "This is your room, do you like it, Agan."

Xiao Qian stared dumbfounded at this straightforward room, the basketball hoops on the walls, the sandbags hanging from the roof, the dumbbells in the corners, the limited edition Transformers, all kinds of basketball posters...these are all simple Tell the audience rudely: Yes!I am taking the route of passionate youth!

In fact, these flamboyant things in the room were specially prepared by Xiao Di recalling his preferences in middle school. Middle school boys, except that you like Sora Aoi and I like Lola Takizawa are different, other things they like are not all the same !

At this moment Xiao Di stood by the door complacently and looked at his masterpiece: Like it!Moved!Owning such a room was a labour-school dream!

Xiao Qian's face was full of black lines: "... I like it."

Xiao Di: I knew you liked it!Don't be too moved when the protagonist attacks you!

"Just as long as you like it," Xiao Di nodded in satisfaction, "Hurry up and put down your schoolbag and take a shower. There are clothes prepared in the closet. Try to see if they fit you. After you take a shower, go downstairs for dinner."

Xiao Qian looked up at this man in a daze. He didn't expect this man to do so much for him, "...Oh, thank you."

Xiao Di rubbed Xiao Gan's dog's head, "Thank you so much, hurry up and tidy up, Aunt Zhang's meal is almost ready."

When Xiao Gan finished cleaning and went downstairs, Xiao Di was sitting at the dining table reading a newspaper. An aunt in her 50s put two plates of dishes on the dining table. First drink some porridge to warm your stomach, sir."

Xiao Di looked up and saw Xiao Qian. The boy had just taken a shower, and his hair was still dripping with wetness. "The clothes fit well. Why don't you just dry your hair before you come out? Be careful of catching a cold." Said he put down the newspaper in his hand, took Following Xiao Qian to the living room, he let the young man sit on the sofa in the living room, took out the hair dryer from the cabinet, and stood behind the young man attentively to blow-dry his hair.

Xiao Di: The protagonist of the big iceberg is attacking!You just say that the guardian of labor and management is not qualified, not qualified!Hong Kong real labor and capital themselves were moved by themselves...

Feeling Xiao Di's fingers running through his hair, Xiao Qian, who is not used to getting close to people, felt a little uncomfortable, twisted his body to avoid, "No, no need... I'll do it myself..."

The motor sound of the hair dryer overwhelmed Xiao Qian's voice, Xiao Di didn't hear clearly, but when he saw the protagonist Gong moving around, he stretched out his hand and pushed him back on the sofa, "Don't move around, it will be fine soon."

"... Oh." Xiao Qian replied in a low voice after being pushed back on the sofa.

After drying his hair, he took the protagonist Gong back to the restaurant. Seeing the protagonist Gong obediently holding a bowl of porridge, Xiao Di smiled and took a bite of the bun. You transferred your student status to Mingde Middle School, where the learning environment is good and the enrollment rate is high. The school is a little far from home, so I will ask Xiao Liu to drive you to school in the future."

Xiao Qian looked at the man across the table and nodded seriously, "I see, thank you, Xiao Di."

Xiao Di: You silly boy, thank you so much!Obediently cooperating with the labor and capital to complete the task through the plot, and finally cannon fodder the labor and capital on time is the biggest reward for the labor and capital.

"Don't say thank you, let's eat quickly, those are what I should do."

In this way, the protagonist Gong lived in Xiao's house, perhaps because of the orphan, and because he was not too young, the protagonist Gong was always at ease in Xiao's house. Not only did he not cause Xiao Di any trouble, but even Xiao's The gatekeeper quickly fell in love with this new young master, and the second-grade illness of ordinary boys at this age did not show up on the protagonist Gong at all.

Since the protagonist Shou has not yet appeared on stage, and Xiao Di and the protagonist Gong have not yet developed into a love rival relationship, Xiao Di has been working hard to be a qualified guardian recognized by the system during this period, and gets along well with the protagonist Gong in every aspect.He still goes to and from work from [-] to [-] every day, and occasionally cares about the study situation of the protagonist Gong in a symbolic way, and this one is saved after the protagonist Gong has won the first grade in the grade many times—just kidding, the protagonist Gong I don't need to worry about my cannon fodder at all!When I was in school, if I could have half the attack of the protagonist, my mother would be thankful...

During the lunch break, Lin Xin took Xiao Di and sat in the restaurant downstairs of the company, rolled up the pasta on the plate and asked, "Boss, how is the kid?"

"How about what?" Xiao Di was asked inexplicably.

"The child you adopted last time," Lin Xin asked enthusiastically, "Since you adopted that child, you haven't worked overtime much."

"Have you?" Xiao Di felt a little guilty when asked, the reason he didn't work overtime was entirely because he was lazy, and it had nothing to do with the protagonist's half-money...

"Yes," Lin Xin nodded earnestly, and then teased, "I only knew you were a workaholic before, but I didn't realize that you were unexpectedly a good man who took care of the family~ Sigh, at that time, you put me in the name of pursuing a career. I vehemently rejected it..."

"Pfft——" Xiao Di couldn't catch his breath and almost spit out the coffee in his mouth, "What are you talking about, me and you?" No wonder the relationship between 36D and the original owner is not simple, the way they get along It's not just as simple as superior and inferior, it turns out that there is also this relationship...

"Eh?" Lin Xin was surprised, "No way, Xiao Di, you actually forgot! You made me have to start doubting my own charm..."

Xiao Di secretly inspected the girl's proud 36D: girl, you think too much, I guarantee that you and your 36D are great, the original owner rejected you because this guy is a dead gay...

"Yes... I'm sorry..." Xiao Di said with some embarrassment, "Don't get me wrong, you are actually very attractive..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Don't send me a good person card," Xiao Di was interrupted by Lin Xin before she finished speaking, "That incident is completely okay, it's been so long." Lin Xin said generously He waved his hand, "Speaking of which, how is that child? Generally speaking, children in orphanages who have not been adopted at such an age will have some personality defects, such as withdrawn, autistic, etc. I really don’t understand why the boss wants to adopt such a child.”

Xiao Di: Labor and management don't understand what the original owner thinks, maybe he was blinded by the protagonist's halo!Besides, can it be called withdrawn, can it be called autistic!Those ordinary people's stink problems can be summed up in a high-cold way when put on the protagonist Gong, and they are all proper bonus points!

"For that child, it's okay. It's quite reassuring. He's excellent in every aspect." Xiao Di finished his evaluation, thought for a while, and added meaningfully, "There will be great achievements in the future."

It is a big promise, and it is not a big promise to kill labor and capital in the future.