Cannon fodder's death manual

Before meeting the fox, White Peacock had always been a narcissistic and conceited elf.

He is the only peacock who has cultivated to become a spirit in Qingmao Mountain for thousands of years. As soon as he took shape, he became famous in Qingmao Mountain.However, he has always had his eyes above the top, and he looks down on everyone except himself. His beauty is recognized as unparalleled in the world, and he also likes all beautiful things for granted, but the appearance and taste of the goblins on Qingmao Mountain are really limited. , Even if he looked at them more, he felt very hot.

So in this harsh environment where all beings are ugly and the only beautiful is beautiful, he can only look at himself alone and feel sorry for himself, wishing to turn himself into a daffodil growing by the lake, so that he can appreciate his beauty all the time figure.

On the day when I met the fox, he was sitting by the lake looking at himself obsessively, and he kept expressing emotion in his heart, tsk, why do you think I am so good-looking, I really envy them, they are so ugly but they can appreciate me all the time The beautiful face is really enviable and jealous...

"What a beautiful girl." Suddenly a clear voice exclaimed.

To be honest, he is almost tired of hearing such compliments, alas, I really want to treasure such a beautiful self so that no one can see it except myself...

Just when he was about to routinely tell the other party that he was not a girl, there was a reflection of a fox in the lake beside him, a fox covered in snow.

He froze for a moment, it was the first time he was praised by a fox, and he couldn't tell that the fox had a good eye.

"Girl, my name is Xiao Di, do you want to go back with me and be my wife?" The fox squinted his slender fox eyes, his tone and demeanor was like a prodigal son who has been in love for many years.

Facing the teasing of a frivolous fox, the white peacock with eyes above the top immediately declared that he had no interest in ugly fairies.

"Really?" The fox thought for a while, "How about this? Are you willing to do this?"

The white peacock only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and a beautiful naked man was sitting beside him. The man wrapped his arms around his waist with one hand, and raised his chin with the other. His long and narrow phoenix eyes had a seductive look. Leaning over and whispering in his ear, "Would you like this? Beautiful girl."

The man's evil black eyes were like a deep well that could suck people's souls in. The white peacock stared blankly at his face close at hand, so nervous that he even forgot to breathe.

"I...I'm not a girl..." He said blankly.

"Male?" The man froze for a moment, then looked down at his flat chest, "Unfortunately, it's actually a male."

As soon as the words fell, the strength around his waist suddenly lightened, and the beautiful man disappeared. The white fox looked at his face regretfully, shook his head, turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute!" The white peacock hurriedly got up to block the fox's way, "You are so beautiful, I like you!" This fox is probably the most beautiful elf he has ever seen in the thousand years since he became an elf except himself. The extremely paranoid white peacock fell in love with him almost immediately.

The fox shook his head regretfully, "Unfortunately, you are a male."

"But I am beautiful."

"It's useless to be beautiful, I like my mother."

As soon as the fox finished speaking, the white peacock instantly turned into a plump woman, "Then do you like me now?"

The fox stared closely at his choppy chest, suspicious blood dripping from under his pointed nose.

The white peacock smiled triumphantly.

From that day on, the beautiful white peacock has been entangled with this lascivious male fox. After entangled with him, the white peacock discovered that all the pretty female elves on Qingmao Mountain have been teased by this slutty fox.

But it doesn't matter, are those ugly female fairies as good-looking as him?Is he beautiful?He's so beautiful and fits him just right.

But things seemed a little different from what he thought. Ever since he knew he was a male, the fox had no interest in him, and would avoid him even if he was tightly entangled.But it doesn't matter, even if he is no longer interested in the male self, the fox will always have no resistance to the female self. Anyway, the self who likes women likes himself both left and right, and becoming a woman can make him obedient, So why not do it?

Anyway, he didn't really care about it, besides, he himself thought that he was pretty when he became a woman.

Sometimes, the white peacock is often curious, what does he like about foxes because he likes the fox?Still like the beauty of this fox?After thinking for a long time, he thought that he really liked this beautiful fox.

After looking at it for a long time, even the original fox, he thinks it is a bit cuter than other foxes, with brocade hair and nine tails, it looks like the most beautiful fox in Qingyao.

They have been chasing and fleeing like this for hundreds of years. Although the fox is always tough on him, the white peacock knows that the fox has accepted him hundreds of years ago.

The fox is a blessed nine-tailed fox, the most powerful monster on Qingmao Mountain, if he really wants to hide from him, then he will be completely impossible to find.

He still remembered that time because of illness, he didn't go to him for a long time, and when he opened his eyes one day, he saw the fox sitting on his chest, staring at him with narrow eyes, "Hey, why don't you come to me?" ?”

He stretched out his hand and rubbed his hairy head in a funny way, "I'm sick, and I'll go to you when I get well."

After hearing this, the fox looked him up and down, and then commented with disgust, "You are too weak." Before he could refute, a majestic demon force entered his body, and the fox glared at him, " Well, now you can come to me."

"I like you." He seized the opportunity to confess affectionately.

"It's no use if you like me, I like mother." The fox still replied.

He looked at the fox's pointed ears drooping on his head, and smiled, "That's fine."

The fox has a younger brother, but the fox who is merciful outside is a really good brother at home, and he is so kind to his brother that the white peacock is very jealous.

But no matter how jealous, in order to increase his favorability in front of the fox, the white peacock really had nothing to say to the fox's younger brother, which made his younger brother yell at him one by one, making him look like his own brother.

The fox brother is short-sighted, and the white peacock didn't understand until the end, the fox is so clever, why his brother's head is so dull.

While he was constantly trying to attack the fox, the little fox brother actually ran to have sex with a human being.Although human beings can make beautiful silk and satin, human life is short and fickle. Most importantly, most human beings are not very beautiful. No matter how you look at it, human beings are not good partners for dating.

I really don't understand what is wrong with his younger brother, why he loves that human being so much.

In fact, it is a good thing for the white peacock that the fox brother went out to have a date, because without the fox brother getting in the way, he spends more time with the fox.

So during that time he still encouraged his younger brother to run outside.

But falling in love with humans has always been a very dangerous thing.

Look at the scriptures written by humans, any goblins who have sex with humans will end well. It is trivial to be beaten back to the original and lose their cultivation base. Rheumatoid arthritis is on.

Sure enough, Brother Fox did not end well.

Originally, this matter had little to do with him, and that little fool was not his younger brother, so he didn't care whether he would be made into a scarf or gloves.

But the white peacock did not expect that the death of the fox brother would be retribution to the fox.

If he had known that the fox would give the thousand-year inner alchemy to his younger brother, if he had known that the fox who lost the inner alchemy would be caught by the Taoist priest, if he had known that the Taoist priest would disembowel him in order to get the inner alchemy of the nine-tailed fox, then he would He will definitely stop that big fool of the fox brother from dating humans, no, he will definitely let the fox cut off his brotherly relationship with his murderous brother early, and let that big fool fend for himself!

It's okay to die, as long as you don't pull the fox, you can do whatever you want!

Holding the bloody corpse of the fox, he wept bitterly, and he didn't know when he passed out. When he woke up, he was surprised to find that he had gone back to the past, back to the past when the fox was still alive .

And then, the fox didn't even know him.

The fox in this life, like the previous life, is still an extremely unscrupulous and lecherous fox, and just like the previous life, he recognized him as a girl, and then rolled obediently in his palm after he turned into a woman.

He lived in the fox cave with a tough attitude, drove the fox's idiot brother out, and explicitly forbade the fox to meet his brother, thank God, the fox in this life seems to have some problems, he can't even use the demon power, this is simply Very good.

So he can hold him in the palm of his hand.

For all this, the fox who has lost his demon power has no choice but to accept it.

Because of the events in his previous life, he was worried about the fox's life and even became paranoid. He often woke up sweating profusely from his dreams, and his dreams were all about the bloody disembowelment of the fox in his previous life.

The fox was ignorant of his worries, sleeping peacefully beside him, ignorant of his grim fate.

Regarding the tragedy of the fox's previous life, the culprit is of course that the idiot, the younger brother of the fox, did not run away, but the person who directly caused the death of the fox must be that unsightly demon.

The white peacock always likes to guard against the passing of time, since it is a new life, it must completely eliminate all existences that threaten the fox.

The first step is to drive his younger brother out of the house, and the second step is to find out that damned monster in his previous life and kill him directly.

But in the vast sea of ​​dao, where can he find that damned demon dao?What's more, he often has to watch the fox to prevent him from running around. What if he gets lost and is killed by someone!

After thinking about it, since he can't escape to find Yao Dao, let Yao Dao come to Qingmao Mountain to find him.

The wind was released among the human beings, and the number of Taoist priests who came to Qingmao Mountain to collect demons suddenly increased. In the darkness of night, he killed so many, his hands were bloody, his body was full of evil spirits, and he was lost. The qualification to embrace a fox, in the end, he still failed to kill the one he wanted to kill the most.

He didn't know how the fox knew about the situation of the fox brother at that time. Obviously, he had been well regarded by him all the time, and he had no chance to get in touch with that harmful little fool, but he was still at the moment of fate. , rushed down the mountain without hesitation.

Faced with his obstruction, the fox instantly became the big monster who was so powerful that he looked up to in his previous life. His strength made everything he did in vain.

"Thank you for so long." Across the restriction, the ruthless fox said goodbye to him.

Looking into the fox's dark eyes, he suddenly realized that the fox probably knew that he would never come back, that he would lose his alchemy, that he would die.

But even so, the fox is still so tragic, walking into the established destiny without hesitation.

What a ruthless fox.

Just leave him cruelly, let him watch him die cruelly, twice.

Really, it's so ugly to die again.

Looking at the bloody body of the fox in his arms, he laughed helplessly. He was so beautiful when he was alive, why did he die so unaesthetically every time.

Obviously as long as he is obedient, he will not die, as long as he is obedient.

But he is so disobedient, he is rushing to seek death, and no one else can stop him.

If only I hadn't taught him spells back then, he thought sullenly.

Just let him be an ordinary fox forever, even if he can't change his form, it doesn't matter, he doesn't despise him anyway.

Just let him be an ordinary fox, at least, at least he can live.

He is fine as long as he is alive.

As long as he lives...

Hugging the fox's soft body tightly, tears dripped on the ground in front of him.