Cannon fodder's death manual

"You you you! What are you doing!" Xiao Di looked at the white peacock in front of him in horror.

The white peacock took off his white robe, then threw his middle coat on the screen casually, walked up to Xiao Di with his beautiful naked body, and said with a matter of course, "Of course I'm taking a bath, what else can I do."

Climbing on the rim of the tub with his front paws in embarrassment, Xiao Di is now facing between the legs of the white peacock. The dangling thing made him scream in horror, "Get out! You dead bird!"

The white peacock took Xiao Di off the edge of the tub with a calm demeanor, held it up to him and looked at him seriously, "If I don't wash with you, what if you accidentally drown yourself!" Stepping into the tub with long legs, the hot water in the tub overflowed all over the floor.

Xiao Disheng has nothing to love: just let me drown...

Being held in the water by the white peacock, Xiao Di kept paddling and struggling, and the big tails kept churning in the water, "Let me go! I'll wash it myself! I don't want you to help me!..."

Being splashed with water by Xiao Di who was constantly struggling, the white peacock sitting in the bathtub frowned and thought in distress, "Be quiet, Xiao Di..." At the end of the sentence, it had turned into a gentle female voice, In the steaming heat, a beautiful silver-haired woman is sitting in the bathtub, her long silver hair loomingly covering two spots on her chest, she gently holds the white fox in the water, and gently pours a handful of clear water on the white fox, The red lips parted slightly and said with a slight smile, "Be obedient, Ah Di..."

The clear water flowed across his head, and Xiao Di stared blankly at the beauty's choppy breasts, with a suspicious blood coming out from under his nose: Damn it, labor and capital are dying...

Obviously, he knew in his heart that this was the dead bird of the white peacock, but Xiao Di said that he couldn't resist the beauty. After all, everyone has a love for beauty... Damn it, it would be nice if this damn evildoer remained in this state all the time up!A real brother is to become a woman to satisfy labor and capital when labor and capital need women!

"I knew you would listen to 'her'." In a blink of an eye, the goddess had disappeared, and the white peacock was sitting there with a look of "look, I'll know".

Xiao Di looked disappointedly at the white and flat chest of the white peacock in front of him, and said with some disappointment, "Why did you change back again?"

The white peacock raised his eyebrows, and stretched out his hand to stroke Xiao Di's wet fox fur, "What kind of expression is that on your face? If you like her, you like me. We are one person."

One of Xiao Di's tails suddenly slapped the water surface, and the water splashed all over the white peacock's face. He drooped his ears wet and said muffledly, "You'd better not become a woman to lie to me in the future."

"Why? Don't you like 'her'?" Xiao Di's appearance made Bai Peacock a little confused, so Xiao Di obviously liked being a 'her' very much, why didn't he let himself change now?

"No reason," Xiao Di felt a little downcast, "You keep turning into a woman, and I won't be able to look at you directly in the future." After finishing speaking, he added angrily, "You dead bird!"

Xiao Di: Sure enough, labor and management are still very disappointed with such a worthless self, is there any reason...

Ever since the white peacock successfully squeezed out the protagonist Shoujiu to occupy the magpie's nest and moved into the fox's cave, Xiao Di has been restrained by this dead bird.The white peacock always used the excuse of worrying about Xiao Di's personal safety, and would not let Xiao Di do this or that. He had to watch what Xiao Di did, for fear that Xiao Di would accidentally kill him.

Xiao Di was hungry and wanted to eat. The white peacock carefully tore the chicken in his hand into small pieces and fed it to him one by one: "If I don't feed you, what if you accidentally choke to death!"

Xiao Di got bored in the cave and wanted to go out for a walk. The white peacock hugged Xiao Di tightly in his arms and went outside for a walk: "If you want to go out, I will take you with me. If I don't take you with me, you will get lost accidentally." what to do!"

Xiao Di broke free from his embrace and climbed up the tree two or three times. The white peacock spread its wings and caught Xiao Di from the tree in an instant: "What if you accidentally fell to your death after climbing so high!"

When Xiao Di saw the stream and wanted to go swimming, the white peacock stripped himself off two or three times and jumped into the stream with Xiao Di in his arms: "If you want to swim, I will take you into the water, what if you accidentally drown!"

Xiao Di:. . . .

Damn labor and capital is paper!The dignified nine-tailed fox is so easy to say die!

Under the paternalistic care of the white peacock, Xiao Di found sadly that he had changed from a fox to a fat fox. He was a whole circle fatter than when he first came, and he walked far It looked like a snow-white ball rolling around.

Most of the goblins in Qingmao Mountain are very repulsive to humans, hostile to humans and fear humans, paranoid that there is no good thing in humans, and goblins are more inclined to be so peaceful than to often go down the mountain to harm people like in the story of Liaozhai. Staying comfortably in the mountains for a lifetime, being a short-sighted autistic monster.

But the white peacock is different. He is an open-minded progressive demon who likes all the beautiful things created by humans, especially all kinds of gorgeous and luxurious brocades created by human embroiderers. He believes that the human body is more beautiful than the original animal body. , so since he learned to change form thousands of years ago, he rarely changes back to his original body.He even got a legal identity among human beings, and he would go down the mountain in a different form every once in a while, and when he came back, he would bring all kinds of human things, and use advanced human civilization to trap them in the fox cave. Life here has become more comfortable.

Xiao Di: A self-motivated monster like White Peacock, even if the times change, he will not be easily eliminated by the times. If it is in modern times, with this guy's good looks, he might be able to sneak into the entertainment industry and become a fresh meat star. uncertain……

Xiao Di is happiest every time the white peacock comes back from the mountain. He is not interested in anything else the white peacock brings back. The only thing he likes is the roast chicken made by the chef under the mountain. Every time the white peacock comes back from the mountain, he can wander happily Dine on a sea of ​​roasted chicken.

Every time the white peacock goes down the mountain, it is also the time when Xiao Di is the most free. He can go wherever he wants, and do whatever he wants, and there will be no sudden appearance of a dead bird to catch him.

This morning, when he woke up and saw no white peacock, Xiao Di knew that the white peacock had gone down the mountain again after thinking about it. He rolled happily on the bed, enjoying this hard-won free life happily.

Xiao Di: The dead bird is not at home today, labor and capital dominate the world, the sea is wide and the fish leaps, and the young man is free to do what he wants hahahaha...

Xiao Di, who had calmed down, spurned herself severely: Look at your promise!

However, no matter how calm he was, he couldn't resist Xiao Di's cheering mood at this time. He went out almost bouncing around. After running around on the mountain for a while, resting under a banyan tree panting, it suddenly occurred to me that I hadn’t seen the protagonist suffer for a long time under the control of a white peacock, and I didn’t know where the plot was going. I just want to show my condolences to the protagonist.

According to the memory of the last time, he wandered around Qingmao Mountain a few times in a daze, Xiao Di was discouraged to find that the protagonist Shou took them on too many roads last time, and in the end it was the last time that the white peacock carried him. Cheng, now he can't remember where the protagonist Shou's home was last time.

And...Xiao Di raised his head and looked around in bewilderment, seeing unfamiliar scenery everywhere, "Did I walk past this place just now? Why did I turn around again?" Xiao Di said to himself a little depressed , "The labor and management will not be really caught by the crow's mouth of the white peacock, and they will not really get lost..."

Xiao Di, who was suspected to be lost, was a little uneasy. He looked up at the sky and tried to identify the north and south according to the position of the sun, but he found that there were endless towering trees covering the sun, and the huge tree canopy completely covered the sky. Yan Shishi couldn't get a ray of sunlight through, and the surroundings were dark and silent, and occasionally a few unknown bird calls made the place even more eerie.

"I...shouldn't have walked here last time..." Seeing the black spider hanging upside down from the bush not far away, Xiao Di took a small step back anxiously.

Unexpectedly, he took a step back just now, only to hear a "click!", and a sharp pain hit his hind legs. Xiao Di broke out in a cold sweat from the pain, and kept struggling with his big tail. What the fuck, labor and management stepped on the trap folder!Damn it, the more I live, the more I go back. I have been a human being for more than [-] years, and it hurts and hurts...

After struggling for a while, Xiao Di heard an excited human voice, "Brother, our trap caught something...a fox! Brother! We caught a white fox!"

Xiao Di: Not fair not fair not fair!The protagonist can meet the protagonist Gong when he steps on the trap, but why does the hunter come directly when the cannon fodder steps on the trap!Labor and capital will not just be made into scarves!unfair!Labor and management want to complain!Can cannon fodder have no human rights!

Looking in horror at the two humans dressed as hunters approaching, Xiao Di struggled violently, ignoring the wound, trying to break free from the clamped hind legs, with a fox screaming all over his mouth.

"Brother, this fox has a lot of tails, we won't meet a fox fairy!" A person looked curiously at the big tail wagging behind the white fox.

"Don't talk nonsense! There are so many fox fairies!" Another person cursed and said, "Go and hold it down so that it doesn't bite. I'll remove the clip. This guy has good fur, and he should be able to sell for a good price." .”

Xiao Di looked desperate: It's over, labor and capital are really going to be made into scarves...

Just when the man reached out to catch the fox on the ground, a warm and clear voice sounded from behind them, "Can you give me that fox?"

Hearing this voice, Xiao Di suddenly rekindled hope, and instantly felt that the dead bird was the cutest bird in the world, hurry up!White Peacock Get me out of here quickly!They, they're going to make me a scarf woo woo woo...

The two of them turned their heads and saw the beauty in white standing behind them, and they were immediately infatuated. One of them kept tugging on the other's sleeve, and their lips trembled nervously, "Brother, she, she, she...she is so beautiful... ..."

The man called Big Brother managed to recover from the astonishment. He was obviously more experienced than the other one. After a little brainstorming, he knew that nine out of ten beauties that appeared in this wilderness were elves. The crossbow | The arrow pointed at the beauty in front of me, "Who are you!"

"Brother, what are you doing!" Seeing the elder brother pointing the murder weapon at the beauty, the other quickly grabbed him, and he looked obsessively into the beauty's emerald green eyes, "The girl wants this fox, so why don't you just give it to her! Take the arrow What are you doing to others! Girl, the fox gave it to you, gave it to you!"

Xiao Di was amazed at the side: Emma is a beauty trick?White Peacock is too stinky and shameless...

The beauty in white smiled lightly, as if she didn't notice the danger, she walked slowly towards the crossbow | arrow in the elder brother's hand, the man called the elder brother held the crossbow | arrow stiffly all over his body, his fingers were as stiff as if filled with lead Unable to move for a moment, when passing by him, the beauty stretched out her slender white hand, and gently hung a heavy white money bag on the tip of his sharp arrow, "That fox, I bought it." After that, he blinked his green eyes and smiled at the other person next to him, "Little brother, I'm not a girl."

Orion B with a nosebleed: She is smiling at me, she is smiling at me, brother, do you see if she is smiling at me...

The white peacock is kind and smiling: So I am not a girl.

Xiao Di: I seem to have watched a very eye-catching scene just now...I give full marks to the dead bird who pretends to be...