Cannon fodder's death manual

"Damn fat cat, how did you become like this?"

Didn't answer Xiao Di's question, Bazahei asked in turn, "Why are you here? Didn't I ask you to go back to the Valley of Miraculous Doctors?"

Xiao Di snorted, stretched out his hand and patted Bazaar's black head angrily, "Look at what you hate, why did I come here? If I don't come, I will let them abuse my cat? It depends on the owner to beat the cat, okay?"

Bazahei rolled his eyes, and said contemptuously, "What's the use of your coming."

"I'll take you away." Xiao Di said as a matter of course, "Your situation is too bad, and you are such a mother-in-law and mother-in-law. It may not be when you can solve it yourself." Saying, Xiao Di Pointing to the lady on the bed, "After we cure her, I will ask your father to take you back as a reward. Your father will not refuse."

"Cure her?" Bazahei rolled his eyes over again, "Do you know what disease she has? If you dare to treat her, who gave you the confidence to cure her? What disease, how to cure it, what if it can't be cured?" Do it, have you thought about all these things, Miracle Doctor Xiao?"

Xiao Di hurriedly flattered him, "I can't cure it, so there is you! Smile, you are so powerful, you can prescribe a prescription casually, and the disease will be cured!"

"Hmph!" Bazahei snorted coldly, "You idiot, you just went to the house to see a doctor so rashly, you never thought that if this woman suffers from a terminal illness that has no cure, even if I prescribe a prescription, it won't be able to cure her. , and finally smashed the signboard of your Godly Doctor Valley for nothing?"

"The signboard of Miracle Doctor Valley is nothing compared to you. As long as it can take you away, the signboard of Miracle Doctor Valley will be disassembled for you in minutes!" After finishing speaking, Xiao Di flattered Bazahei and rubbed his shoulders, "Let's talk about it, smile , it’s because I believe in you. In my eyes, you are a big white tiger, but you are omnipotent and powerful. You can cure a mere ancient ailment. Just tell me, can this woman be saved or not? Well!"

This flattery made Bazahei very useful. He enjoyed Xiao Di's shoulder rubbing service, and snorted arrogantly, "It's hopeless."

Xiao Di's eyes lit up, "So there is help?"

Bazahei glanced at the woman on the bed, then raised his chin proudly and said, "Hmph, seeing a doctor is very expensive."

At the moment Bazahei is looking down on all sentient beings, but now he has a bruised nose, swollen face, yellow and thin face, making this expression is very funny, but seeing his funny look at the moment, instead of laughing, Xiao Di felt a sense of distress for the first time—— The dead fat cat has suffered a lot in this deep house compound. You see, the whole cat is starving and thin.

Being stared at by Xiao Di's pitiful eyes made the soles of his feet numb, Bazahei withdrew his expression of looking down on the world uncomfortably, and coughed in embarrassment, "Why are you looking at me like this? Discount."

With Bazahei's awkward look, you don't need to guess much to know what the cat is up to, but now Xiao Di's eyes are full of pity, and the more he looks at it, the more he feels that this is a poor little girl who lacks love and calcium, so he is full of love. He kissed the corner of Bazaar's black and purple mouth, "Smile, I made you suffer, hurry up and get rid of this woman, come back with me!"

Xiao Di was so straightforward, Bazahei was a little taken aback, reached out and touched the corner of his mouth that had been kissed, and then snorted arrogantly, "Don't think that you can get away with it like this, it's just a little interest .”

"Yes, yes, you are right. When you return to the Valley of Miraculous Doctors, you can do whatever you want. Hurry up and prescribe prescriptions to see a doctor!"

"Are you telling the truth?!" Bazahei's eyes lit up, "I can do whatever I want?"

"To be honest." Xiao Di nodded resolutely. In Xiao Di's eyes at the moment, Bazahei looked like a cute little kid who was quarrelsome and wanted candy. .”

With the material reward, Bazahei was immediately full of motivation. He walked to the living room table in three steps at a time, spread out the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and quickly wrote something on the paper.

Xiao Di leaned over curiously. The paper was full of cursive script that flowed smoothly through the back of the paper, and he couldn't see any tricks. "This is the prescription? Don't read it again? Isn't it a little sloppy?"

Without raising his black hair, Baza wrote the prescription, "This kind of minor illness, I can cure her with my eyes closed."

"Then what's wrong with her?"

"Consumption."

"Tuberculosis?!" Xiao Di was taken aback. "Isn't this disease extremely fatal? Even in modern times, it is extremely difficult to cure. You can cure it with a prescription? It's so important, so don't be more cautious."

Bazahei looked up and saw Xiao Di's wide-eyed expression of surprise, he raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, and then suddenly kissed him on the side of his face, with a hint of pampering in his tone, "This seat said What can be cured can be cured."

Suddenly being kissed by the cat, Xiao Di didn't care too much, wiped the saliva off his face and sat on the side with his chin resting on his chin to watch him write the prescription, "I knew you were amazing."

An Jing looked at Bazahei for a while, and Xiao Di suddenly asked, "Smile, what's going on with you this week, don't always use the persona to perfuse me, you were not a cat who would obediently follow the persona. "

Bazahei paused, then continued to write the prescription as if nothing happened, and replied without raising his head, "What else could it be, there is no other reason, it's just because of human design, I didn't lie to you. "

"It's because of the system again?"

"...Well, that's right. It's almost finished. You just sit down obediently and don't talk, disturbing my thoughts."

Seeing Bazahei's appearance, Xiao Di tentatively asked, "...Did you make some messy deal with the Lord God again?"

This time, Bazahei answered quickly, "No, nothing, don't think about it."

Xiao Di silently looked at a not-so-obvious bruise on the side of his face, sighed after a while and said softly, "You are always like this, do you think I really didn't find anything?"

"Fa...what did you find..." Bazahei stopped writing and gave him a strange look. Before he could find any excuses to fool him, Xiao Di continued, "I was in the mermaid Zhoumu before, and I was caught by those people. You abused me so badly that you just sent me out of the game. Although it was useless, I was pulled back by the system, but you were punished by the Lord God in the end and had to participate in the plot. Later, at the end of the week of Star Mecha, After you rescued me in the dungeon of the star thief, you turned on the pain shielding system for me by talking to yourself. From that week on, all the pain caused by external physical damage was almost ineffective for me, but after the zombies In that week, you didn’t know me at all like you took the wrong medicine. I didn’t know why at the time, and thought it was necessary for the plot, but now that I think about it, you were punished by the Lord God because of illegal operations! You know all about these things Never tell me, and you never talk too much every time you ask me, but do you think I really can't feel anything?"

Bazahei was rendered speechless by the diss, the brush in his hand dropped onto the paper, and a mass of jet-black ink dots appeared, the gold and silver demon pupils stared at him for a long time, speechless, Xiao Di looked at him and sighed, "If I haven't noticed it all the time, are you going to keep concealing it? You are talking about it for me, and you have never thought about my feelings, and you have never thought that if you are punished by the Lord God, I will also do it for you." Do you feel distressed? Don’t you know that I would rather endure these physical pains than see you not know me because you were punished by the Lord God.” At this point, Xiao Di paused, and then continued, "Damn Fat Cat, you don't even know how sad I was in the zombie episode. You shielded my physical pain, but the knives you stabbed in my body at that time were comparable to the ones I suffered in the Star Thief dungeon. It's much more uncomfortable."

Bazahei looked at Xiao Di, and it took a long time before he said in a hoarse voice, "...I'm sorry." Then, he pulled Xiao Di into his arms, wrapped his waist tightly and whispered in his ear, "Again That will never happen again, and I will never miss you again, I swear."

"What are you doing when you say I'm sorry? I don't blame you. Besides, I'm not asking for a crime." Xiao Di smiled slightly, "Now can you tell me what deal you made with the Lord God this time? What about the Lord God's conditions or punishment? What is it?"

Bazahei let go of Xiao Di slowly, looked at his face and said seriously, "I made a deal with the Lord God, but I can't say the content of the deal yet, I will tell you when the time comes, but I assure you, this The deal is for your own good, and the punishment this time is really nothing, well, this time I got the house fight script, and I have to finish the plot without resistance or OOC, this is the price."

"You idiot!" Xiao Di scolded him for an idiot for the first time, his tone and demeanor were quite true to Bazahei, "you talk about it for my own good, have you discussed it with me!? Can't tell me yet, in case What if you were punished by the Lord God and really never knew me again!"

"No. I forget that no one will forget you, I promise you." Bazahei leaned close to Xiao Di's ear and whispered something like an oath, "I will never hurt you again ,I like you."

Xiao Di: "≧?≦"

With Fat Cat's arrogant personality, that kind of thing is rarely said in bed. It used to be a common occurrence to scold him for being an idiot while going to bed, which caused Xiao Di to often wonder if the cat really looked down on him. Own.Now that the dead fat cat suddenly revealed his true feelings, Xiao Di's ears turned red all of a sudden, his face was so shy that he almost didn't run away with shame, he awkwardly pushed the black circle around his waist Raise the paw, "...Okay, okay, then write the prescription quickly, and when the woman is cured, I will propose marriage to your father... Bah! I will ask your father to bring you here."

Bazahei was in a good mood, kissed him on the lips with a bang, said "wait for me", and then began to write vigorously.

It's all about the relationship between the old man and the old man. Even Xiao Di was ashamed to the limit. After being ashamed, he touched the black dog's head in the bazaar and said distressedly, "Damn fat cat, if I don't come, what are you going to do? You can't OOC, that's it Spending time with your big family?"

"That's impossible," Baza replied without raising his head, "As for my violent temper, I have secretly contacted the Demon Cult of the Western Regions before you came, and in a few days they will come to bloodbath the Martial Arts League At that time, I can take advantage of the chaos and escape, and then I can go to the Valley of Divine Doctors to find you."

Xiao Di: You are really cruel beyond my expectation...

"...Don't you have to follow the script without resistance?"

"That's right! But there are no people left, so what's the script." Bazahei took it for granted.

"...Aren't you unable to OOC?"

"There is no OOC! This seat will not do anything throughout the whole process, only escape, not make up."

Xiao Di raised his eyes to the sky: Worried that this guy will be wronged, labor and management are really idiots...

At this time, Bazahei had finished writing the prescription and put down his pen. He carefully blew the wet ink on the paper and handed it to Xiao Di, "Take it. Take it three times a day after meals. Persist for half a month to ensure a complete cure."