Cannon fodder's death manual

Xiao Di tentatively called out to the younger brother's back, "Uh... that... Ah Qing, Qingming?"

The little brother turned around, grinned at him brightly, "What, Qing, master, you forgot, I'm a bitch!"

"...Dog... dog egg!?"

What the hell!The name should be a little more sincere, okay?This kind of sound is the name of villager A, B, and C in the RPG game, who is cheating!Well, the little brother who looks like a dog is ruined by this shit-like name, hey!

"En!" Hearing Xiao Di call his name, Goudaner replied with a smile.

"...Uh, no, this...you son of a bitch, can I ask who gave you this name? I don't mean anything else, I just think...it's very unique haha..."

The little brother turned around and asked in confusion, "Master, what happened to you today, you forgot, this is the name you gave me yourself."

Xiao Di:. . . .

Goudan Sao Nian, wake up!Your master must have fooled you, hey!Are you sure you haven't offended your master in any way? !Who the hell would give such a shitty name to his apprentice, hey!

"...Um, dog... Mr. Dan, do you have any other name... don't be so unique, a little more ordinary..."

"No," Goudan smiled brightly, the innocence of which made Xiao Di's conscience ache, "This is the name my master gave me, and I will definitely cherish it."

"No, you didn't have a name before you met your master... me? What was your name before I named you?"

"Master, you are really strange today." Goudan looked at Xiao Di with a smile, his eyes were clear and confused, "Did I lose my memory or you lost my memory, you forgot, I don't remember anything before I met you Oh, my brain was injured, you picked me up from the bottom of the mountain, and you said you would try your best to cure my hysteria, have you forgotten?"

"...Remember, remember, of course I remember, the one who lost the memory is you and not me, of course I remember." Xiao Di laughed dryly twice, and he lost his memory!This is an honor only for the protagonist!Goudan, if it weren't for your age, I would suspect that you are the protagonist!

Maybe it's because of amnesia, Goudan is simple-minded and easy to fool, and Xiao Di tricked him into the ins and outs of the relationship between him and the genius doctor Gu in two or three strokes - I think the protagonist in the outline, the little white lotus, will take the road casually It's not completely unreasonable to pick up the blood man next to him, after all, his master is that kind of person, hey!

The incident happened about three months ago. At that time, Miracle Doctor Valley had not yet recruited students, and there was only the lonely owner of Gu, who had to personally handle all major and minor matters. Important positions such as employees, handymen, security guards, sweeping uncles, etc., can be regarded as the management of Miracle Doctor Valley.One day three months ago, the owner of the valley, the original owner of Xiao Di, went out to do some shopping. On the way back, he met a blood-soaked Mr. Goudan lying unconscious on the side of the road. Normal people could tell that he was picking up this thing. When I go back, it’s capitalized to cause trouble to the upper body, but our valley owner doesn’t care about it at all, and the blood man on the roadside picks it up and picks it up. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe that he heals the heart of the Virgin. How do you think of this guy? It's just that I stayed alone in the valley of genius doctors for a long time and wanted to pick up a living person for fun!

In this way, the former blood man's current puppy was picked up by the original owner, and he lost his memory very bloody.Thinking about it, Puppy Daner must have been a man with a lot of stories before he lost his memory. Telling them as bedtime stories might give the lonely Guzhu a lot of fun for a few days, but he has lost his memory now, and his IQ experience has returned to before liberation overnight. , All the wonderful stories in the past have been forgotten, which makes the lonely and widowed owner who finally rescued him and set up the sofa, bench, peanuts and ready to listen to the story very depressed-I have wine, but your story! !fraud!Big ass/eyes! ! !

Goudan lost his memory and lost his story, so the owner of Gu had no interest in him, so he began to put the medical expenses of treating Goudan on the agenda. The genius doctor Gu is not the Red Cross, and he never visits the doctor in vain, let alone Goudan this time. Master Gu performed the operation himself, he is considered an expert account, and the consultation fee is very expensive!Goudan, who has lost his memory, can be regarded as a responsible and good young man. Knowing that he can't treat Bawang's disease and has nowhere to go anyway, he offered to sell himself to pay off the debt, and stayed in Miracle Doctor Valley to do odd jobs to pay for the consultation fee.Regarding Goudan's proposal, the owner of the lonely and widowed valley who wanted to stay in the Valley of Miraculous Doctors for many years was very happy. All chores, big and small, are handled by him.

This is the story of Brother Goudan and Doctor Gu... Well, as for why Brother Goudan is called Goudaner such a unique name, um... According to Brother Goudan himself, his master told him that when he was in the When I met him at the foot of the mountain, he was lying unconscious on the side of the road covered in blood, under the sunset of old vines and old trees, a wild teddy was holding his arm and doing some indescribable things, his master thought The last picture before amnesia may be of great significance for the amnesiac to retrieve the memory, so I commemorate the picture I saw at that time in the form of a name, and gave him the name "Goudaner" for the person who lost his memory, and told him You must cherish this name, this name has a very important meaning, it will be the key to open the door of his memory...

"Pfft—" Hearing this, Xiao Di laughed unkindly, Sao Nian, you must have been tricked!You must have been tricked by your master!Labor and management bet with you!Your master named you Goudaner, it's all revenge for you waking up but losing your memory, so he has no story to listen to, you idiot!And "you must cherish it, this is the key to open the door of your memory...", such serious nonsense, my original owner is also a talent hahahaha...

"Master? What are you laughing at?" Brother Goudan looked at Xiao Di suspiciously, obviously puzzled by his smile.

"No... I'm not laughing at anything hahaha... Puff hahaha——" Finally stopped laughing, Xiao Di pretended to pat the little brother's shoulder deeply, "Dog... Puff... Eggy, have you ever thought about it?" Change your name? Why don’t you give me a new name for the teacher.”

"But Master didn't say..." The little brother was very puzzled.

"You don't understand, Eggy." Xiao Di's eyes were deep, "Important things should be hidden in a place where no one else can see them, and they should be cherished carefully, not to mention things like keys, which are like ultimatums that are only used at critical moments. You can take it out and use it! If you use it too much in other places, the key will become blunt. When you really want to use it to open the memory, you will sadly find that 'ah, because of the previous squandering, the important key has become blunt. I can’t open anything!’, so put it away and take it out when you need it at the critical moment!”

The little brother didn't know what to do, and was obviously taken aback, "Then master, what should I do..."

"How about this, Eggy, I will give you a new name for the teacher. You can put away the previous name and cherish it!"

The little brother suddenly realized, "Yeah! Listen to the master!"

Holding his chin, Xiao Di looked the little brother up and down carefully, and then turned to look at the vast and prosperous medicine fields in the Valley of the Gods of Medicine, "Eggy, look at the valley full of mountain flowers and medicinal materials, I'll get you a decent one." The name is not simple." As he spoke, he muttered with distant eyes, "The front of the car has passed Tianya Road, stepping on talc, angelica, Atractylodes solanum nigrum, and dodder entangled a few times. Thinking about it for the teacher, it is better to just Call you Blackie!"

Bro:. . . .

Then what poem did you recite just now!This has something to do with Atractylodes solanum nigrum!