Cannon fodder's death manual

"That...white peacock? Speaking of which, what do you think of Taoist priests?" Xiao Di asked tentatively, looking into the white peacock's emerald green eyes.

As soon as he finished speaking, he was stunned to see the beautiful green eyes of the white peacock instantly filled with killing intent.

"You... are you okay..." The white peacock's instant killing intent made Xiao Di shudder, animal instinct made him feel that the white peacock was very dangerous at the moment, he wondered if he shouldn't ask this question.

Hearing Xiao Di's voice, the white peacock froze for a moment, and the murderous intent on his body receded like a tide. He looked down at Xiao Di and smiled coquettishly. He looked completely different from the way he had just said, "Taoist? What Taoist?" ?”

"Just... just ordinary Taoist priests..." Xiao Di was still immersed in the horror just now and didn't come back to his senses. He can guarantee that the killing intent of the white peacock he felt just now is not an illusion. As a bird, how can he be so hostile? , tsk tsk, it is indeed the powerful monster who can finally kill the villain boss of this week, and the face changes faster than the sky.

"I'm sorry, I scared you." Seeing Xiao Di's stunned look, the white peacock gently put Xiao Di on the table, and touched his drooping pointed ears soothingly, "I hate Taoist priests."

Xiao Di, whose ears were touched by the white peacock, actually felt a little comfortable being touched by him, so he rubbed his head on his hand uncontrollably, and unconsciously let out a gurgling sound in his throat, "...all monsters I hate Taoist priests." The big tails swung happily behind them.

Seeing Xiao Di's appearance, the white peacock knew that he was very comfortable now. He smiled softly, and gently stroked Xiao Di's soft fur, "Xiao Di, when you meet a Taoist priest, you must take a detour."

Xiao Di who suddenly came back to his senses:. . . .

Emma, ​​Emma, ​​what a shame!The instinct of animals is really terrible, foxes can be regarded as canines after all, this kind of gentle stroking can't be rejected by labor and capital!By the way, this dead goblin's tricks are too good, I really want him to touch me more... Bah bah!Laozi is not a dog, dead goblin, get your hands off Laozi quickly!

Xiao Di regained his composure and quickly jumped away from the white peacock, jumped to the other side of the table and looked at him warily, "Why are you touching me!"

The white peacock said inexplicably, "Don't you like me touching you like that?"

"Fart! I don't like it!" Fortunately, there is fox fur on the face, otherwise it would be too embarrassing. Is there any...

"Don't like it?" The white peacock looked at him amusedly, "Don't like what you are doing wagging your tail?"

"Yeah, I didn't shake it! You read it wrong!" Xiao Di looked back in embarrassment to see her disobedient tails, turned around and hugged one of them in a panic to stop it from shaking, but the other tails Unexpectedly, he made an inch of it and shook it even more violently, and he couldn't even pull it himself.

It's over, these must be fake tails, they don't listen to labor and management at all, they know how to sell labor and management all day long...

Seeing Xiao Di chasing his tail around the table in embarrassment, the white peacock laughed in a good mood, filled with the joy of regaining what was lost.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Di stepped on the air and accidentally rolled off the table, and the big tails instantly wrapped the owner into a snow-white dumpling. Seeing this, the white peacock quickly reached out to catch the dumpling, "Be careful!" , Xiao Di."

Xiao Di curled up in the fox ball and wanted to cry without tears: Laozi is so stupid that he can't bear to look directly at him, will his IQ decrease after he turns into an animal...

Putting Xiao Di'an on the bed safely, the white peacock started to transform the fox hole. After Xiao Di controlled the disobedient tails and let go, he saw the white peacock busy in the fox hole.

Finding a comfortable position and lying on the bed with her big fluffy tail in her arms, Xiao Di looked at the busy figure of the white peacock with a dazed expression, "What are you doing?"

"Can't you see it?" The white peacock turned around and smiled at him, "The cabinet in your house is too old. If I remember correctly, it has been used for more than 70 years. I will change it for you." With a light wave of the bird feather fan, the old cabinet took on a new look.

"This is the most beautiful style that is popular among human beings now, do you like it?" White Peacock has always been confident in his vision, he likes all beautiful things.

Lying there, Xiao Di stared dumbfounded at the white peacock and the magical white fan in his hand. Could this be a legendary spell?Fuck it's so amazing!It's an eye-opener!Unexpectedly, this pompous bird still has some skills!

"...I know," Xiao Di said blankly, "but why do you want to trade things from my house?"

The white peacock smiled and fanned Xiao Di with its feathers. The simple wooden bed under Xiao Di had turned into a gorgeous and comfortable carved bed, with lavender veils hanging gently on one side.

"Of course I have to change it, because..." the white peacock gently covered its mouth with its feather fan, revealing a pair of soul-stirring green eyes, "From today onwards, I will live here!"

White Peacock: Are you happy?Are you unhappy?Well, don't get too excited...

"The things in your house are really simple and lack aesthetic feeling. I really don't know how you live in such a place." The white peacock whispered with some headaches, "You have to replace them..."

"What are you talking about! Who promised you to live in my house!" Bai Peacock's words were like a bolt from the blue, hitting Xiao Di straight, this damned old goblin is trying to make up his own mind!Let him live here and keep labor as a pet!

Xiao Di shudders whenever he thinks of the dead bird grabbing himself and rubbing him.

"Huh?" The white peacock looked at Xiao Di as a matter of course, "I decided on my own!" He walked slowly in front of Xiao Di, reached out and pinched Xiao Di's hairy ears, "If I don't look at you from time to time, you What if you accidentally die!"

Xiao Di narrowed his eyes and enjoyed it: So comfortable, so comfortable, so comfortable... Bah bah!Morality!Morality!Labor is not a dog!no!

Xiao Di shook his head vigorously, driving out the animal instinct, "I don't agree! You can't live in my house!" If this dead fairy lives any longer, labor and capital will be domesticated!I'm afraid!He must not be allowed to live here!

"Objection is invalid." The white peacock shook his head, "From today on, your home is my home, let us live happily together!"

Who wants to live happily with you, a dead elf, as far as labor and capital can go!

"No!" Seeing that the objection was futile, Xiao Di stood up from the bed in a hurry, the hair all over his body exploded, and the big tail behind him flicked back and forth aggressively, hitting the soft bed with a popping sound .

Seeing Xiao Di's appearance, the white peacock tilted his head in distress, as if he really couldn't do anything about you, gently shaking the feather fan in his hand, Xiao Di felt a blur in front of his eyes, and when he looked at the white peacock again , was shocked by the scene in front of him speechless.

I saw a silver-haired woman in a white robe appearing in front of me. The beautiful woman looked at him affectionately with big emerald green eyes, and begged in a soft and tender voice, "Ah Di~ Let people live here, okay?" ~"

Xiao Di stared at her turbulent breasts, his brain went blank and froze instantly, and there was only one voice in the heart of the rippling spring: Goddess Goddess Goddess Goddess...

The goddess smiled and stretched out her hand, Rou Nie gently wiped away the suspicious blood under Xiao Di's nose, then tenderly stroked Xiao Di's hairy head, opened her red lips lightly and breathed like blue beside Xiao Di's pointed ears, "Okay, not good?"

Xiao Di, whose ears were trembling and whose IQ and integrity were completely offline: Okay, okay, you are a goddess, you can say whatever you want...

"It's fine if you agree." The voice of the goddess suddenly turned into a man, and when Xiao Di came back to his senses suddenly, he found himself lying on the chest of the white peacock Yima Pingchuan with a face of enjoyment, rolling and rubbing his nosebleeds .

In an instant, she jumped out of the white peacock's arms in horror, and looked at him with regret, "You turned into a woman to lie to me!"

The white peacock stretched out his hands to tidy up his messy collar, and blinked at him with his emerald green eyes as if he had succeeded, "But that's all you have to do, isn't it?"

Xiao Di: I'm afraid!This bird is horrible!Labor and management, who are wretched by nature, are no match at all...

"Okay! Don't be angry!" The white peacock rubbed Xiao Di's furry head, "It's my fault for lying to you, but look, if I live with you in the future, if you want to see 'her', I will let you See you, okay?"

"Hmph! That's you! Don't think I'll be fooled again!" Xiao Di sneered at this benefit bitterly.

"Really ~ Ah Di..." The white peacock in front of her eyes instantly turned into a glamorous goddess again, she looked at Xiao Di affectionately, her crystal green eyes were full of grievances, and tears hung on her long silver eyelashes Di, "You really... don't want to see me..."

"No no no no, don't get me wrong!" Seeing the beauty weeping, Xiao Di hurriedly comforted her in a soft voice, "I want to see you! I want to see you!"

"Oh, that's good." The white peacock who transformed again wiped the tears on the silver eyelashes, nodded with a clear look.

The city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside...

Xiao Disheng fell on the bed with nothing to love, even his tails were listlessly hanging on the side: Laozi already loves to be spoiled by this old goblin...

After Xiao Li finished wandering outside, when he came home at night, he thought he had gone to the wrong fox cave. He turned to the entrance of the cave and checked that this was his home, so he boldly entered the door cautiously.

What the hell happened to my house?The little fox looked at the magnificent fox cave in a daze, and couldn't believe that this was his home before going out in the morning. By the way, where is his brother?Where did brother go?Did my brother sell the fox hole?

Hastily and anxiously looked around for his elder brother, and then he saw his elder brother lying listlessly on a large carved bed, under the cover of the gauze curtain, from his angle he could only see a slender hand shaking his hand. He stroked the snow-white fur on his brother's body.

"Ah—fox smell~" The white peacock lay lazily on the bed and wrinkled its nose, with deep disgust in its tone.

Xiao Di raised his eyelids and glanced at the white peacock. The white peacock quickly opened his eyes and touched Xiao Di's ear flatteringly, "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about another fox here." After speaking, the green-eyed gaze He glanced dangerously at Xiao Li on the ground.

Xiao Li took a small step back in fright, and looked at the nine-tailed fox on the bed for help, "Brother..."

Xiao Di, who had no love in life, noticed that the protagonist Shou had returned at some point, and hurriedly stood up from the bed, "Ari, you are back..."

"I'll be back soon, what's there to be happy about?" White Peacock sat on the side and said displeasedly, and quietly stretched out his hand to pinch Xiao Di's thick tail.

"White Peacock, this is my younger brother! Treat him better!" Xiao Di looked back at him dissatisfied. What's the matter with this dead fairy?Judging from his appearance, he should like furry animals like foxes, otherwise he would not have to move here to live with Lao Zi, but what is his attitude towards the protagonist Shou? Is it because the protagonist Shou is three times less than Lao Zi? Tail?He only likes furry foxes with a little more tail?

Seeing that the white peacock looked like he was going to die, Xiao Di turned around and jumped off the bed helplessly, and walked to the protagonist Shou to comfort him, "Ari, ignore him, he just looks dead."

Xiao Li secretly glanced at the white peacock, was startled by the white peacock's eyes, trembled and said oh.

After caring for the protagonist's young heart, Xiao Di suddenly encountered a problem. He looked back at the white peacock, "White peacock, where are you going to sleep at night?"

The white peacock patted the soft bed under him as a matter of course, "Of course it is here."

"You replaced our bed with yours, so where will my brother and I sleep at night?" Xiao Di looked around the fox cave speechlessly, and sadly found that the entire fox cave was replaced by the white peacock except for herself. , this place has changed, it is no longer the fox hole I am familiar with...

"Of course you are sleeping with me." The white peacock continued to pat the bed as a matter of course, "Anyway, the bed is big, and you are so small, you won't be crowded."

Xiao Li kept shrinking his neck restlessly, trying to dilute his sense of existence so as not to get burned, but no matter how hard he tried, the fire was still drawn to him.

I saw Xiao Di shaking his pointed ears, "Then what about my brother, where do you let my brother sleep."

Xiao Di: The fox cave is too small to accommodate a big bird like you, you dead fairy, you have already taken the place of our two brothers, if you have eyesight, get out!You are not welcome here!

"Oh..." The white peacock frowned and thought in distress, then waved the bird's feather fan lightly, "Just let your brother sleep there."

Seeing the puppy nest appearing in the corner, Xiao Di's face turned dark immediately.

It's unbearable!This dead bird is really planning to raise our two brothers as dogs!